Million UP school god plays me every day

Xie Lan didn't know how Dou Sheng screened people.

Arriving at the training building on Wednesday, Rong Xinxin and several old members were listening to the newcomers' lectures, taking notes while listening.

It was a girl with a high ponytail who spoke.

"...Therefore, needlepoints are not conducive to winning, and must be avoided during free debate. There is no reason to be caught in a confrontation, and the audience feels tired. What should we do at this time?"

Rong Xinxin looked up, "Curve to save the country?"

"Yes!" Gao Ponytail clapped his hands, "Face the problem squarely, but fight back from the side. You can be humorous, or turn it into an abstract concept, and use metaphors to persuade."

Rong Xinxin and the others suddenly realized.

Another newcomer added: "Or disrupt the other party's logic and get them involved. In short, it can't be like you and the senior just now, arguing dozens of sentences about whether a point of view is correct or not."

Xie Lan stopped at the door, turned around and asked quietly, "Is this the person you screened in?"

Dou Sheng smiled, "I won the school-level debate competition in junior high school. The girl who spoke just now is the third debater of the city champion team, and the boy is the fourth debater on the same team as her."

Xie Lan: "..."

What's the use of me as the president!

Rong Xinxin took a deep breath, and eagerly glanced at those immature faces, "You are all so good, I will safely hand over the position of president to Xie Lan."

Gao Mawei immediately regained his spirits, "Don't worry, senior sister, we choose our own debate topics, do our own exercises, and arrange our own competitions. We will not let senior Xie Lan worry about anything, and let him not feel the slightest pressure."

Xie Lan couldn't help but said: "Then my task is mainly...?"

There was silence in the training room for a while.

Everyone said in unison: "Spiritual leader!"

Rong Xinxin added: "If you don't put pressure on you, you can be named until you graduate, and Fuze will recruit new students in the next class."

Xie Lan: "..."

Gao Mawei thought for a while and said, "It can also give us additional inspiration. The organization of the argument should come from life observation, otherwise it will be fake. The senior came back from the UK, and he must have a different perspective from ours. You can come and listen to us more train."

"That's good." Dou Sheng laughed, raised his hand casually on Xie Lan's shoulder, and lifted his fingers like playing the piano, "This semester's debate competition is scheduled for two days after the final exam. You come to practice every Wednesday. Xie Lan and I came to listen."

There were a few low gasps from the crowd.

Xie Lan felt that Dou Sheng's arrangement was very reasonable, but he didn't quite understand what those people meant by inhaling.He glanced at the source of the sound, and several girls hurriedly looked away from his shoulders.

Then, he suddenly realized something.

Xie Lan's back stiffened, and Dou Sheng hadn't reacted yet, and continued to play the piano unconsciously on his collarbone while thinking about it.

"Our two spiritual presidents don't seem to be too useless, so let me choose the exercises for you for the first week."

Rong Xinxin was quite surprised, "Since when did you become the spiritual president?"

"Deputy Spiritual President, Xie Lanfeng." Dou Sheng smiled with eyebrows crooked, "Please come, I can't do it."

"..."

Faced with a crowd of shocked faces and smiles with unknown meanings, Xie Lan turned his head and said irritably, "Shut up, don't worry."

As he spoke, he took advantage of the situation and pulled Dou Sheng's hand off his body, frowning coldly.

Dou Sheng sighed lazily, and said to the excited people in the room: "Be careful, you President Xie Lan is fierce."

Everyone looked excited: "Okay!"

Xie Lan: "..."

Dou Sheng's topic for the first week was "Is Poverty Wealth or Misery?"

Xie Lan put away his indifferent face and said with a sigh after disbanding and going out, "What can we add to them on this topic?"

Dou Sheng said calmly, "I will have a very rich insight into poverty."

"Wake up, you young master." Xie Lan was speechless, "What insights do you have about poverty?"

Dou Sheng smiled, "I mean, when the time comes."

"Ok?"

Dou Sheng smiled and said: "You concentrate on preparing for the competition and the end of the term, and just show your face occasionally in my video."

Xie Lan was even more confused.

The voting for "Youth on the String" is still going on, and Xie Lan casually checked the news after finishing the homework for the competition in the dormitory at night.

The top one was posted by Aze a few minutes ago.

@威尔令阿泽: Is there anyone who hasn't voted yet?I am really heartbroken.Xie Lan was overwhelmed by almost 2 votes, and my votes increased by [-]. What are you thinking about these [-] people?Vote for Xie Lan, how many times do you want me to say it? ?

There was a lot of scolding in the comment area.

- Don't you have an independent personality?

- Aze has been taken away for too long, and he can no longer have it

- I have already abandoned you, watching those two gods fight every day, it is exciting!

- voted for it , it ' s he , fuck you

Xie Lan was speechless, and commented in a cut tuba: It's unnecessary.

When it was refreshed after 2 minutes, Aze replied: The idol returned to me!

Xie Lan: ...

People who are too enthusiastic will make him feel tired.

He could only quickly swipe through, click on the voting page, and scan down roughly, only to find that the organizer had added terms.

*After the popularity and professional interview, if you get the main creative qualification and perform well in the cooperation, you will have the opportunity to join the OST arranger team of Sesame Films and get a special seat

Dou Sheng passed behind with a water basin, "I asked someone, and the additional terms are very valuable."

Xie Lan snorted, and scrolled down the page again, seeing that Jiada was ahead of him by [-] votes.

"You can canvass for votes." Dou Sheng said again, "Jiada reminds me every day recently, and it really has an effect."

It's okay to canvass votes, but I don't know how to ask.

Xie Lan tried to edit a few words in the dynamic column - "Can you vote for me? Link:..."

It's a bit weird, delete it.

"Please vote for me, thanks. Link:  …"

Not quite right either.

He struggled for a while and cleared the editing column.

For some reason, I always feel humbled to beg for food.After pondering for a while, he grabbed his tablet computer, quickly made a few pages of PPT, recorded the demo screen, added a piece of violin that he had recorded before, exported it, and posted it as a dynamic.

@谢兰_em: To organize some math competition information for everyone, I hope it can be exchanged for a vote in your hands.

Click play, and a serious cat head hangs at the top of each page, with a link to vote next to the cat head.

Below is the syllabus for the high school mathematics competition, the principle of drawers, the law of inclusion and exclusion, and the method of mathematical induction... Each page has one article, and a sample question of the old horse is randomly photographed under each test point.

Comments quickly flooded in.

-You seem to have updated the video, but it seems that you haven't

-OK, pretend I learn competition too

-Long time no see, Lan Zai! !

- "Equivalent Exchange"

-Trader Master

-Principle of drawers: Put countless or many objects into n drawers, then at least one drawer has countless objects.By analogy: distribute countless or more Xie Lan to n enthusiastic audiences, then at least one audience can get countless Xie Lan

Xie Lan was planning to turn over two signs when he suddenly heard a bang in the direction of the water room outside the corridor.

Dai You pushed open the door, and noisy voices came in. Dou Sheng's voice was caught inside, but it was very clear.

"As for it, it's such a small matter, go back to your room."

Xie Lan hurriedly got up and went out, but saw Dou Sheng accompanied Wang Gou back from the water room. Wang Gou was holding a pair of wet shoes in one hand and glasses in the other. The temples of the mirrors seemed to be loose.

Dai You was shocked and said, "Have you started a relationship with someone?"

"No." Dou Sheng moved his wrist when he entered the room, "He was brushing his shoes there, and when he lifted his shoe brush, he hit his glasses, the frame opened, and he looked for the screws again, and the people waiting behind him became angry. The two quarreled for a few words."

Dai You asked, "With whom?"

"Xu Tianyang from general practice A." Dou Sheng opened the stool and sat down, looking for snacks while casually saying: "It's almost the end of the period, I'm all irritable, and Tianyang's words are also a little rushed."

Xu Tianyang was assigned from the original fourth class. Listen to Dai You

Relieved to see this one, he pressed on Wang Gou's shoulder, "Don't take it to heart."

Wang Gou sighed, "I didn't take it to heart, it's really wrong for me to occupy the seat."

While talking, he carefully placed the glasses on the table, crumpled up a few pieces of unused composition paper, wiped off the water on the shoes, then took out a tube of glue, and began to paint the soles of the shoes.

The bottom of the pair of shoes fell off, and the dust in the middle has been cleaned and can be glued directly.

The whole process of gluing the shoes took no more than 20 seconds. After the shoes were glued, Wang Gou got up again and took out a small floral cloth bag from behind the bookshelf. When he opened it, he found another pair of glasses. The lenses and frames were completely broken. Pry the screw on the frame of that pair of glasses, trying to get the small screw out for the pair of glasses at hand.

Dai You stared blankly, "Go to the optician's shop outside the school to fix it, and you usually don't charge for installing a small part."

"I know." Wang Gou leaned closer and concentrated on turning the tiny screw, speaking softly, "There is a high probability that he won't charge any money, but he may also charge five yuan, which is five yuan."

Dai You: "... Are your screws the same model?"

Wang Gou progressed to a critical link, held his breath for a while, and said, "It's a little bit small, I'll continue with glue later."

An unremarkable money-saving genius.

After a while, Dou Sheng suddenly asked, "How much do you spend on living expenses per month?"

"Eliminate meals, say fifty or sixty less, and more than a hundred, and buy books. My meal card is [-] supplemented by the school, so I can save money on food. At the end of the month, I can cash out the balance with my classmates, which basically covers other expenses. I don’t need to pay for it myself. Make up the money." Wang Gou replied casually.

When the words fell, the three people in the room were shocked.

Dai You gave a correct compliment, "In the 21st century, people's character of hardship and simplicity is not inferior to that of [-]."

Xie Lan subconsciously asked, "What is [-]?"

"In those days, a normal person's salary was only 200 yuan a month."

"Oh."

Dou Sheng's eyes lit up, "Then how much do you think I will earn a month according to your lifestyle?"

?

Xie Lan skillfully began to confuse, "What are you going to do?"

Wang Gou thought for a while, "In the short term, regardless of the expenses for making videos, our basic expenses are about the same. But your food is a bit too good, so it's not necessary."

He stood by Dou Sheng's open cabinet door and glanced twice, "Look at you, besides three meals, a box of puffs a day, chewing shredded beef for the questions, drinking cocoa milk as water, how much does it cost? Just like that, I have to go out to buy milk tea every afternoon..."

Xie Lan couldn't help but said, "The milk tea is mine."

"Oh." Wang Gou pressed the back of Xie Lan's chair casually, "That means we have to treat guests every afternoon."

Xie Lan: "..."

Buying milk tea for my boyfriend doesn't seem like a treat, it sounds weird.

Dou Sheng said, "You don't need all of these, do you think I can live at a hundred and fifty?"

Dai You spit out half of the coffee in a sip, and spilled it all over the floor.

"Are you crazy?" He wiped his chin with a tissue. "A dog costs three hundred, but you still want one hundred and fifty. What kind of crazy are you?"

Dou Sheng thought to himself, waved his hand, "It's okay, I'll just ask casually."

Dai You continued to study speechlessly, Xie Lan packed up the papers to be brought tomorrow, but Wang Gou did not leave.

Xie Lan's ears perked up lightly, overhearing Dou Sheng's whispering with him.

Wang Gou said in a low voice: "Brother, I actually think it's okay. After entering the city, I spend a little bit of money. If I really want to save money, one hundred and fifty is about the same."

Xie Lan looked at Dou Sheng expressionlessly.

Dou Sheng humbly asked, "Is there any trick?"

"There are two main points. One is to resist the consumption premium, such as drinking a bar, one hundred and eighty cups of palace jade liquid wine, which is easy to drink, but if you change it to unlicensed Erguotou at the school gate, you can also get drunk. The second is the acquisition of daily resources, of course. It’s not stealing, such as free porridge and tea bags in the cafeteria, and discarded test papers that were misprinted by the school year group, you have to be good at observing.”

Dou Sheng showed a sudden realization that he had never felt before in class, "I see."

"Listen to what I say, it's better than working for ten years." Wang Gou patted him with a smile.

When they left, Xie Lan numbly said, "What are you going to do?"

It is impossible for Dou Sheng to save money. The young master is used to his life. Since Xie Lan met him, he only thinks that he is a waste. He buys food after two mouthfuls and then throws it away. He doesn’t bother to return clothes that don’t fit him. He doesn’t walk if he can take a taxi. , What to buy for fun, the storage room at home is full of messy gadgets he bought, and he said he wanted to record a video, but he couldn’t finish it.

Dou Sheng lowered his voice: "Do something."

Xie Lan: "..."

How can someone say these three words so righteously, like saying "study hard and serve the motherland", with a little pride in a low-key manner.

In the next few days, when Xie Lan was about to throw up the math problems that the old horse gave him, when he turned around, he saw Dou Sheng writing hard in the plan book.

Xie Lan was really curious when he was hooked, and he asked casually when school was over on Friday, "Is there a script for the new video?"

"Yeah." Dou Sheng stuffed the notebook into his schoolbag, "The two of us will act together, you don't have a script, just react normally."

Xie Lan asked, "How many days?"

"It's almost a month before the final exam."

"..." Xie Lan looked at him with ghostly eyes, "What about the theme of the video?"

"The sublime theme is the extent to which poverty reduces happiness."

Xie Lan paused for a moment, "Then there is no sublimation theme?"

"Yes." Dou Sheng smiled, and whispered in his ear: "Also, relying on rewards from her boyfriend, can the down-and-out young master be happy?"

"..." Xie Lan remained expressionless for a second, "Forget about me and find a new boyfriend."

At the provincial training on Saturday, Lao Ma announced the arrangements for this year's high school mathematics competition in province H.

At the end of the month is the preliminaries of the mathematics competition in H province, followed by the final exams of each school. The provincial training will continue two weeks after the exam. Students from other cities will come to join. There are 120 top students from the four cities. three weeks.

The official league will be held in early September, divided into the first test and the second test.

"Whether everyone can get the qualifications for recommendation or extra points depends on the league. The first prize will take the qualification test for recommendation. The best performance of the first prize can also be selected for the provincial team and participate in the winter camp to compete for the national competition. This is rare. , don't put too much pressure on it."

Lao Ma quickly explained the arrangement and continued to talk about the topic.

The atmosphere of the last two provincial trainings has been a bit depressing, the difficulty has become more and more outrageous, and the problem-solving ideas are outrageously abstract. Sometimes when Lao Ma patiently explained it, at least half of the elites below would stare blankly at him.

Xie Lan also began to struggle a bit. He vaguely felt that although the old horse said that everyone would not force him, he was actually trying to entrust everyone to the highest goal. In the past, the provincial training only started to get tired after six or seven o'clock in the evening. It's just lunch time today, and my brain is already spinning.

"The non-attendance mode will start next week, and I will spend a week to heal the brain damage I suffered today." Dou Sheng announced confidently, lying on the table and poking his recently addicted mobile game.

Xie Lan glanced to the side, just in time for the moment when he brushed his face to pay.

Ding dong. 328 yuan.

Dou Sheng exited the payment page, ticked off the next gift package, and continued to swipe his face.

Ding dong. 648 yuan.

Xie Lan is numb.

To experience material poverty is pure nonsense.

After staying up late after school, Lao Ma handed out two new sets of papers.

Amidst the wailing, Xie Lan walked out silently holding the paper.

"Xie Lan." The old horse stopped him from behind, and told him in a low voice: "You should focus on the recursion and characteristic equation questions in the test paper, these two are your weaknesses."

"What mint?" Xie Lan was confused, "Teacher, speak up, I'm tired."

"Weak, weak and weak." The old horse was annoyed, and took out a piece of chocolate for him, and said in a low voice: "The number of direct recommendation places in this province is shrinking year by year, so you must be mentally prepared that there is only one place, D There is a student in the city who is very strong, you have to hold on."

"Oh." Xie Lan nodded, "OK."

Dou Sheng couldn't help but clicked his tongue beside him, "Why don't you give me this small stove? Do you despise No.2?"

old

Ma frowned and said: "You rarely act here, you know how much effort you put into the competition, Xie Lan is more solid than you, and is willing to do more questions than you."

Dou Sheng curled his lips lazily when he heard the words, "That's right, I'm so advanced in all subjects, I'm really recommended for admission, there are quite a few champions in English and Chinese, and I can't study too seriously for the school's consideration."

Xie Lan squinted his eyes.

Dou Sheng restrained immediately, "I'm just joking."

Xie Lan had no expression on his face. He walked out of the laboratory building and gave someone a kidnap.

"It's annoying." He frowned.

Dou Sheng looked around and took Xie Lan's schoolbags, and hung them on his shoulders one by one.

"Don't be pressured." He smiled and said, "We'll see you in the preliminaries, and you're talking about the elites of City D, and we've fought against each other in the quality inspection of the first province of high school, so let's go to him."

Xie Lan immediately asked, "The result?"

"I win by two points." Dou Sheng smiled lightly.

After returning home and eating supper, Xie Lan continued to study the questions.

In recent days, Lao Qin, Hu Xiujie, and Lao Ma had all talked to him openly and secretly.Now his total score has basically reached the bottleneck. Whether he can get a full score in physical chemistry mainly depends on whether he has encountered any difficult questions in the review. The quantitative change in Chinese has reached the peak, and the qualitative change is far away.

The unanimous opinion of the grade teachers on him is that the mathematics competition must be qualified, and he himself thinks so.

This is the closest way for him to get away from his mother and the purple notice.

To win, but also to win beautifully.

After returning home, Xie Lan had a quick supper and continued to study the questions.

The mobile phone stand was on the side and the live broadcast was on. Recently, he didn't post videos, and the fans were howling with hunger, so he changed to the study room route.

Ermao's silent study room, no chatting, only showing hands and the table, a small timer is placed on the corner of the table, the BGM plays the sound of forest rain, and a violin song will be inserted every four to ten minutes as a break between classes, take some small time Snacks come in and eat.

Xie Lan hardly looked at the barrage, just quietly doing those math problems.

Most of the hundreds of thousands of audience members are students, preparing for the exam quietly with him.

After finally staying up until Sunday afternoon, Xie Lan said hello and turned off the live broadcast, planning to take a break.

He was going out to ask Dou Sheng what he had for dinner, when he suddenly heard music coming from the gap in the door next door.

"Little cabbage ~ ground yellow ~ three or two years old ~ no mother."

The music paused, and Dou Sheng muttered, "Ms. Zhao Wenying strangled me to death."

Then, the singing cut off.

"The shoe is broken! The hat is broken! The cassock on the body is broken!"

"This is fine." Dou Sheng clicked his tongue, "That's all."

Xie Lan was shocked, pushed the door open and said, "What are you listening to?"

The audio track is being displayed on the computer, and Dou Sheng just dragged the "Yes" song into it, then saved it and turned it off.

Xie Lan was attracted by his attire.

A pair of slacks, if I remember correctly, I bought it during the time of the video.The length of the trousers is not enough, reaching above the ankles, the fabric is poorly visible to the naked eye, and the whole body is wrinkled after sitting for a while.

At that time, Dou Sheng's principle of buying clothes was "down and out", but this pair of pants only accounted for down and out, not decadence. It was said that nine yuan and nine free shipping, so they were disgusted and thrown away at that time.

The top is vaguely of a good quality brand, but judging from the extent of its tailoring and deformation, Dou Sheng has been fighting in this dress for at least half a year.

But, Dou Sheng still looks good in this tattered dress.

The old and loose clothes showed the boy's distinct outline. From hair to skin, the feeling of being clean and dust-free was carved into his bones.

Xie Lan was stunned for a while, "What do you mean?"

"Poverty challenge, starting today, monthly living expenses of [-], and insisting on the final exam." Dou Sheng smiled lightly, "Boyfriend, don't feel sorry for me too quickly."

"..."

Xie Lan was numb, "Can I kill you immediately?"

Dou Sheng smiled confidently, "I thought about it carefully. If you wear normal clothes and only save money on living expenses, it doesn't count as experiencing material poverty."

Xie Lan was silent for a moment, "I just want to ask, then I still have

Do you want milk tea? "

"Yes." Dou Sheng laughed, "I set aside the milk tea money for my boyfriend from the living expenses."

Are you serious.

One hundred and fifty a month.

"No need." Xie Lan struggled to squeeze out a few words, "I don't want to be poisoned before the exam."

"The news has been posted, and I have no regrets." Dou Sheng tied the familiar GoPro to his arm, bent down to pick up the rotten schoolbag on the ground, and hung it on his body.

"Let's go first, see you at school."

"Ah?" Xie Lan looked at his watch subconsciously, "There are still two hours before Uncle Ma will pick him up, where are you going?"

Dou Sheng showed his innocence, "Who is Xiaoma? Do I know him?"

Xie Lan: "Ask again?"

Dou Sheng smiled, "Stop making trouble, I want to save two yuan for the bus ticket, and walk to school."

walking?

Xie Lan fell into an unprecedented shock facing his back.

"Across the river?" He couldn't help asking.

Dou Sheng waved his hand at the stairs, "There is a bridge."