Million UP school god plays me every day

In a pitch-black room, the display screen shone a bright white light on the empty computer chair.

Tens of 10 people stared at the empty chairs on the screen, their eyes gradually lost.

After a while, the door was pushed open, and Dou Cheng came back with slippers, cocoa milk and a box of chocolates.

"Recently, I have gastritis, and my mother told me to nourish my stomach, and I can't drink alcohol during the live broadcast." He muttered and opened the box, "Then eat a box of liqueur chocolates."

-? ? ?

- "Nursing Stomach"

-Stomach: Are you playing me? ?

-Chocolate: Who do you look down on?

- Dou Mama cursed and exited the live broadcast room

-Careful, the degree of this thing is not low

Xie Lan, who was watching the live broadcast, was also a little speechless, and wanted to persuade him, but seeing Wu Yang Wu Yang's popularity in the live broadcast room, he held back silently.

Dou Sheng drank a box of cocoa milk in a few gulps, threw a few pieces of chocolate into his mouth, chewed perfunctorily, and made a sucking sound when he swallowed.

"Tsk, it's really intense."

He turned the box over and glanced at the ingredient list, and he stopped slightly.

-how many degree? ?

-I bought this brand before, and they are all foreign wine cores with [-] to [-] degrees

- Stomach: I blew it up, you can do whatever you want

- Stomach: Is Rinima too unbearable!

After a long time, Dou Sheng's Adam's apple moved, and then he calmly put down the box.

The ingredient list is pressed on the side that is not visible from the lens.

"Just kidding, this is ordinary chocolate, please be merciful if there is any excess control."

The bullet screen frantically swiped across—Chocolate: You mua, who is ordinary? ?

Dou Sheng ignored the bullet screen, and ate a few more pieces in succession, sweet, bitter and spicy, filling all the taste buds.

He sank into the chair and let out a sigh of relief.

A bit above.

All right, stay alive.

Open YouTube, drop the mouse down to the bottom, and click on the first video of SilentWaves.

Dou Sheng said in his usual low voice: "This is Xie Lan's first video on Youtube. He was not popular at that time. He should be regarded as the fifth video "H.Blood". It can be said to be a good start. When I entered by mistake, there were only a few hundred plays. Get it, I am a first-generation fan.”

As he spoke, he turned up the volume of the stereo.

It was a very pure lyrical Adagio, adapted from the ED of a well-known Zhi Yu Fan, the melody was changed to be softer and more melodious, walking on the boundary between sadness and healing, although the technique is not good, but the emotional grasp is very subtle.

The projection on the wall is the night in the mountains. The trees all over the mountain are lightly raising their branches and leaves in one direction. A green and immature figure is projected on the top of the mountain. In the sound system, there is a faint sound of wind in the sound of the violin. played.

"Xie Lan" appeared on the stage, and the barrage suddenly changed the painting style.

- so beautiful, Lan Zai

- born artist

- cry well

- i will blow xie lan forever

- Only after making up for the S video, I realized that some people even have a sense of atmosphere in their shadows

Dou Sheng didn't say anything, just played the video like that.The video is dark and the light from the screen is also dimmed.He sat in the darkness and watched the silhouette of the young Xie Lan on the screen with the audience. His eyes were bright and soft, as if there was a trace of affection, but was covered by indifference in an instant, and he ate another chocolate.

The video is called "Dissipate in the Wind" - dissipating in the wind.

For a long time after Dad died, he seemed to be a walking dead.

Later he started playing private ball outside.Two bankers gamble, there is no kingly law on the court, and the consequences are at your own risk.

He is not short of money, he doesn't play to win, and he doesn't make shots. He just takes the ball and shuttles through other people's dirty moves, gets elbowed, hits the ground hard, and looks at the large open and bleeding wounds. The real feeling of being alive.

But that day, he played the most violent game.

The opponent did not know where to recruit a group of desperate sneakers, all of them were twenty-year-old, tall and burly center forwards.

body type.

He didn't even remember how he got home, he only remembered the feeling that his whole body was about to burst from pain.

That day, Zhao Wenying suddenly interrupted his business trip and wanted to go home. He locked himself in the room in a panic to deal with the wound urgently. He was probably too irritable. He suddenly wanted to find a soothing song to listen to, so he searched it on Youtube. Found the first contribution of SilentWaves career.

Dissipate in the Wind, dissipate in the wind.

At the beginning of the video, he glanced at the screen casually, and then, he never looked away, holding the iodine and bandages and standing still until the end.

Then, miraculously, the body suddenly secreted a little bit of dopamine for a long time, only a little bit, which could only produce a faint happiness, but that happiness made the nerves that had been barren for a long time relieved from the brink of death. Even the pain in his whole body became lukewarm under the stimulation of that excitement.

Like the title of that video, Dissipate in the Wind.

That was brought to him by Xie Lan, a small turning point.

It is a lifeline.

Among the thousands of people you meet, some people are indeed gifts.

The video is over.

-Douzi's eyes have a story

- so gentle, affectionate bean

- There is a word called eyes like beans

- Eyes like beans: describe the eyes that suddenly become gentle

- The problem is he hasn't said anything yet?

-Hungry, hungry, tell me? ?

On the screen, Dou Sheng suddenly came back to his senses, lowered his head and swallowed a piece of chocolate.

When he raised his head again, he returned to his usual careless laziness.

The mouse draws several circles on the close-up sycamore leaves close-up at the end of the video.

"See it?" He muttered, "Look at this plane tree, does it look like a bean? Does it look like me?"

- I slowly typed a——?

- tell the truth

-To be honest, it's just like a normal leaf

-I rotated my phone 360 ​​degrees and it didn't look like you for a second

Xie Lan also silently rotated the tablet in a circle.

Dou Sheng curled his lips, "I know what. When I saw this leaf, I felt this faceless handsome guy waving at me. Dissipate in the wind, do you know what it means?"

The barrage paused slightly.

Dou Sheng snorted and tapped his fingers on the table, "Dissipated in the wind! He put his heart in the wind, and let the wind cross the Pacific Ocean and bring it to me."

-? ? ?

-I'm fucking going down the network cable to wake you up

- showing coquettishness that shouldn't be at that age

- Xie Lan never knows what his audience is thinking

- poor xie lan

- poor xie lan

- poor xie lan

"Don't believe me?" Dou Sheng said contemptuously: "Wait."

He got up and went to the bedside table, took out a big box, opened it, and shook it in front of the camera.

-Shock!

-Holy shit, a box of sycamore leaves?

- numb, shocking!

-fong, that nonsense suddenly became a little believable?

- He didn't really think that Xie Lan was shouting at him, did he?

"These leaves were saved in those two years. Every time he released a video, I would go outside and pick a beautiful leaf, process it for permanent storage, or make it into specimens and bookmarks." Dou Sheng said casually, and put the box in the box. Throwing it to the side, "Xie Lan just came to my house this year, and he always had nightmares for a while, and I even gave him a dream drive."

- woo woo

- Then does he know that this little idea comes from himself?

- Reciprocate

- This wave, this wave is called Xie Lan sows beans to reap beans

- Did you still take action back then?

Dou Sheng touched a few more pieces of chocolate and came out.

The power of the alcohol was released, and he was a little drunk at the moment, chewing the slightly bitter chocolate shell, letting the spicy liquor burst out, drunk

Meaning pervades the mouth and forehead, sobriety and numbness intertwine.

He clicked on a screenshot of a Twitter private message.

"I just went to say hello, nothing to say, just a straight ball."

At first Xie Lan didn't reply to him, so he took Xie Lan as a tree hole and stayed alone for a long time.

[QZFXR: The violin turns out to be so nice, your music seems to be played just for me]

- die of laughing

-Xie Lan: Subway, old man, look at your phone

- Xie Lan: Sorry, this is really not

- bean i love you but you seem to be sick

-Laughing to death, Xie Lan was too lazy to talk to him when he was so transparent

"I'm too lazy to talk to you." Dou Sheng looked at the barrage and lazily said, "Xie Lan returned me, look down."

Switched back to the tubing.

Xie Lan's second video, video title - "Youknow"

Dou Sheng snorted, his eyes became brighter, "Did you hear that, he said, so you know."

-? ? ?

- Enterprise level understanding!

- Enterprise level understanding!

- My role model! !

Dou Sheng let out a contented sigh.

Across the wall, Xie Lan gradually lost his expression towards the tablet.

He sent out a barrage mechanically.

- How can you be sure that the video title is speaking to you?

On the screen, Dou Sheng straightened his back, and read the barrage.

"Of course I know, I'll show you his profile." He moved the cursor to the upper information bar, and read out loudly: "This number is to record what I want to tell you—tsk, how straightforward. "

Xie Lan: "..."

The "you" refers to Xiao Langjing.

The first video just played was created when his mother was tortured by illness and couldn't sleep. He wanted to tell her that the pain would dissipate in the wind.

"Oh." Xie Lan sighed and turned off the live broadcast.

"Sleep, Indus, some people are starting to lie to fools."

The barrage is still frantically swiping the screen.

-Magic, I can knock it down? !

- damn laughing know he's bullshitting but i want to hear it

-same!Is there any more?

- Hurry up and continue editing! !

"I also know that I didn't really say it to me, but it's just a very subtle feeling, you know?" Dou Sheng clicked on the video list again, "I'll show you what's behind."

""It's Happening", what do you mean? Our fate is beginning."

""IHaveFaithinYou", look, from the fourth video, he has a deep belief in this friendship."

""HBlood|ARebirth", if we have a soul mate, we may be born again, tsk, I'm already a soul mate."

"Chocolate in Mind, um...you are my favorite chocolate in life."

The barrage burst into laughter:

- die laughing , the fucking favorite

-Dou-style translation: translate first, then expand, wherever you want to expand

-"learn by analogy"

- "Mastery"

- look to the child smart

- Level [-] and [-] translation without you, I will not take the exam

Dou Sheng's eyes seemed to be covered with a transparent film of water, looking at the screen in a daze.

Following his excellent English instincts, he translated a series of gibberish and stopped at the last video on the current page.

""Mine"..." He paused, chewed the word several times, and murmured after a long time: "You are my private possession."

-! ! !Damn it!

-extended photo beer, really, just give me one word

-At the moment I feel complicated and excited

- i suspect someone is confessing

-It was kept privately, so why tell us about it?

- I get it, he doesn't want Xie Lan to lose his horse

- If you lose your horse, it's not a secret.

-Yes, so I immediately came out to live broadcast the whole work, blindly beep beep, in essence, I am planning territory!Sworn Ownership!

Ok?

Dou Sheng stared at the dazzling barrage that told the truth.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he slowly moved the mouse, dragged up the barrage list, and found the ID.

Banned.

The live broadcast effect exploded, and the barrage burst into laughter.

- i laughed until my mother pinched me

- he drank too much he drank too much

-Drunk from eating chocolate?

-Chocolate: again, who is ordinary?

Suddenly, a cool gift special effect flashed across the barrage.

System: [@威尔令阿泽君 sent the navigator spaceship X10]

Valling Azer: 55555 I understand this feeling! ! ! !

In the special effects of local tyrants that filled the screen, Dou Sheng suddenly frowned.

"You know shit."

He moved his fingers to start the noble "forbidden speech" experience for A Ze, who had just been promoted to the rankings, and muttered: "You fake fan, you are more yin and yang than your ancestors, and you are worthy of comparison with me, get out."

-2333333

- fucking laughing silly

- Ze, miserable

- spend, money, find, scold

-No!Navigator ship --an--

-I really think Douzi likes Xie Lan now...

- I don't know if I like it, but it's really good

- Maybe someone remembers the phrase "I've always liked you"?

- What do you mean by beans?Which do you like?

"I just like Xie Lan. Since the time of SilentWaves, I have always liked Xie Lan."

The people on the screen seemed a little drunk.

He lowered his eyes and half-closed, murmured "I've always liked Xie Lan" many times in a low voice, twitched some hair that blocked his eyes, and yawned.

"I'm too sleepy. This is the end of today's book. Let's listen to the next chapter to break it down. I'll give this series a name."

As he spoke, he casually modified the title of the live broadcast room.

【I have always liked Xie Lan's beans】

Well, it's a little long.

Dou Sheng thought for a moment, then deleted a few more words.

【Always Xilan Beans】

"That's it." He yawned, "Sleeping."

The voice fell, and the live broadcast room suddenly went dark, clean and neat.

***

The next day, Xie Lan overslept, and when he opened his eyes, it was past eleven o'clock in the morning.

His mind was still a little dazed, and he habitually huddled under the blanket to browse Station B.

After a few seconds, he sat up suddenly.

No. [-] on today's hot list, "A (Straight) West (Happy) Blue (Lan) Bean" produced by Ms. Dou Dou while eating and sleeping.

The cover is a huge broccoli flower in the colorful universe, five flower balls, each with a bean on it, and Dou Sheng's face is reflected on the bean.

Underneath is infinitely doubled red characters: a broccoli.

The style of painting is very shocking.

Play volume: 200.

200 million? ?

Xie Lan felt as if he had eaten a ton of mint, from the soles of his feet to the top of the sky, the cold wind was blowing.

His fingertips trembled, he took a few deep breaths, and clicked.

As soon as the BGM started, Xie Lan started to tremble.

"Unity" - the classic BGM of ghost animal area.

In great fear, the short prelude ended.

Last night, the live broadcast interface was crazily stacked on the screen, flipped horizontally, vertically, zigzag zoomed, and laid out from all angles. Dou Sheng slumped in his chair and chanted scriptures. The dubbing was taken from his past videos. But it was spelled word by word, and the effect of ghosts and animals exploded.

I, yes, one, hi!Lan!bean!

My mission is to protect the princess!

All those who scolded Xie Lan, you are hot chickens

What plagiarism - ah!

What imitation—ah!

My second cat is the cutest!

The God of love on the Internet is, me, my wife!

(real voice) What do you mean?Our fate is just beginning.

I, have, been, are, soul, partner

He deeply, deeply, believes, admires, this friendship!

I - he was born!live!inside!of!chocolate!

(True voice) It’s that kind of subtle feeling, you know?

I like, like, like, like, like Xie Lan

One, one, one, one, always like

YouTube - love it!

Station B - I like it!

cousin!Cousin (sounds hoarsely) likes it!

Two cats!Two cats like it!

(real voice) Shut up you fake fan!

(True voice) Are you worthy of competing with me?

I always, always, always love you!

I have been, have been, have been - guard!

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you Lan!

Love, love, love, love, love, love God!

(real person) Huh?Is Xie Lan asleep?I keep my voice down

The music stops.

Half a second later, a loud roar suddenly sounded in the earphones: I have always liked Xie Lan! ! !

…………

Deaf.

Audio-visual feast.

Xie Lan's mind was buzzing.The fingertips trembled numbly, and the toes dug out half a meter of water on the bed sheet.

In his lifetime, he heard his own roar.

"Dou Sheng!!!"

The door was pushed open, and a guy who had eaten bonbons and had a hangover leaned against his doorway, resting his forehead and bowing his head decadently, his bangs covered his eyes and the corners of his mouth that was twitching and laughing.

After a long time, he sighed heavily in a somewhat hoarse voice.

"Sorry, last night seems to be a waste."

Xie Lan: "..."

**

Fighting as soon as he opened his eyes, Xie Lan's eyes were still fierce when he came out of the room, the corners of his lips were a little red and swollen, and he was panting slightly.

Dou Sheng followed behind him laughing all the way, the collar of the shirt he just changed in the morning was full of creases, and one button was broken, so he had to change another one.

Xie Lan walked to the stairs and turned back, "You'd better pray that the video gets off the hot list as soon as possible."

Dou Sheng said sincerely: "Senior, you should understand better than me, 200 million in one morning, if you want to explode into a new meme, no one can stop it."

Xie Lan suffocated, and his temper rushed to his hair.

Every time he listens to the ghostly "I have always liked it", he chokes once, but he still wants to hear it after hearing it, and if he resists not listening, it will automatically play in his brain.

The great shame was mixed with a subtle trembling and refreshing feeling.

Nerves are going to fail.

In the afternoon, the emoji of a broccoli began to explode in the class.

Another series of broccoli ghost animals, handwritten scripts, and mixed clippings appeared on Station B.

The number of fans of him and Dou Sheng started a new round of savage growth after a slight decrease in the previous period.

Xie Lan watched all this happen weakly. After a long time, he said with difficulty: "Can I go back to London to hide for a while?"

Sitting next to him, the troublemaker happily clicked and clicked every second video, "Senior, it was you who said to use more explosive things to wash away the rumors. I just carried out your orders as always."

Xie Lan: "..."

Maybe it was because the heat was too high, which made everyone a little afraid.

On the way back to school for evening self-study, Xie Lan posted the platform's punishment announcement for Xiao Heichai.

Account banned for ten years.

Not even given a chance to apologize or justify.

Dou Sheng clicked his tongue and said in a low voice: "This is what it means to be permanently banned. Xiao Heichai also came to speak privately, and he admitted it and quit the site. I hope I don't sue. Now that there is a big battle, I hope that the private letter will not be made public again. Let's talk about it. All right."

The driving pony turned around when he heard the words, "What's the matter, have you two encountered any trouble?"

Xie Lan kept silent, while Dou Sheng smiled,

"It's nothing, I've been increasing my followers recently, and I've been reminded to be cautious in my words and deeds."

"Oh." Pony smiled, "Good luck."

Xie Lan looked out the car window at the city at dawn.

The phone suddenly vibrated again.

-Dr. Beans: Cat Cheers.gif

Xie Lan was indifferent.

-Desperately ill: Cat Cheers.gif