Million UP school god plays me every day

The girls in Class [-] froze for a while after hearing Dou Sheng's words.

"Is there a target?" She had a look of disbelief: "Is there a target for hanging out with a group of men from morning to night?"

Dou Sheng clicked his tongue, "How can it be? It's just me with a group of men. Thank you. He hangs out with me every day. I want to look at him for him."

The girl frowned and remained silent for a long while, as if she was measuring the credibility of Dou Sheng's words.After a long time, she was not sure: "Is the object from another school?"

Dou Sheng didn't answer any more, just looked at his family with a smile, until he looked down on his family, and left very unhappy.

Before she left, she turned her head back and said to Xie Lan seriously, "I really think you're handsome. Anyone who wants to get involved in our school can find me, Chen Jixian from Class [-]."

Xie Lan: "...Okay, thank you."

When she walked away, Xie Lan's expressionless face gradually showed confusion.

He asked Dou Sheng in a very small voice, "What is an object?"

"..."

Dou Sheng's feet tilted, and he laughed unexpectedly and collapsed on his shoulders, "Why didn't you ask just now? Can you ask her about the suspect?"

Xie Lan was shoved and staggered two steps to the side, persistently said: "Do you mean boyfriend and girlfriend, and you just give it? I made up a fake one?"

"So what." Dou Sheng stood up straight, his eyes were bent, and he fiddled with the leaves hanging beside him, "Are you really willing to think about it? Let me tell you, have you ever been in love?"

Xie Lan was stopped by the rhetorical question, and continued to walk forward slowly. A gust of wind passed by, and it was obviously cool, but he faintly felt that sense of irritability again.

Dou Sheng didn't ask any more questions, and followed him with a faint smile. The sleeves of the two of them rubbed against each other from time to time, making the sound of cloth rubbing against each other.

After a long time, Xie Lan opened his mouth and said, "No."

In the first two years of middle school, he was only interested in the symphony orchestra, and had no interest in the occasional confession. Later, Xiao Langjing fell ill, and he ran between the hospital and school, and this kind of thing had nothing to do with him.

Dou Sheng smiled and said, "Isn't that a coincidence, I don't have one either."

Xie Lan paused, and looked back at him in surprise, "You didn't?"

Even dull people? Feeling how popular Dou Sheng is in the grade, Feng Miao will not mention it. After more than a month of enrollment, Xie Languang only occasionally heard girls secretly talking about Dou Sheng in the cafeteria or on the road. several times.

Dou Sheng sighed quietly, "Didn't junior high school be depressed for a year or two because of my dad's affairs?"

"What about going to high school?" Xie Lan asked.

"High school..." Dou Sheng squinted his eyes lightly in the wind, "Let's not mention high school, it's high school now, anyway, I have something I like now."

Xie Lan paused, the serious topic was diverted by Dou Sheng again.

He was a little speechless, sighed, "You better be realistic, does that star know you like her?"

"I don't know yet. When I'm half sure, I'll go to the right line." Dou Sheng yawned boredly, then took out something and stuffed it in Xie Lan's hand, "Let's go, get out of class is over soon .”

Xie Lan originally planned to stop him from confessing his absurd idea to the star, but was interrupted by the round and hard feeling in the palm of his hand. When he looked down, it turned out to be the small round mirror on Dou Sheng's desk.

Dou Sheng always likes to carry some small things, and from time to time, he will give him some. He has given him sycamore leaves, chocolate beans, coins and so on.

Xie Lan was a little speechless, she lifted the mirror and looked at herself, "Can? Can't? Don't? You always bring some messy things, and you have to stuff them to me every time."

"Only good things are given? What about you?" Dou Sheng smiled and clicked his tongue, "You blame me for not knowing the goods."

Dou Sheng's snail powder video was not released until Friday night.

Xie Lan thought at first that he was just getting used to it. After returning home, he clicked on the video and found that Dou Sheng had added something else.

The opening title of the video is a documentary clip, the picture is a deep mountain bamboo forest, the BGM is melodious and leisurely, a male voice narrates in a leisurely manner: "From Zhejiang in the east of China, all the way to the southwest, 1500 kilometers, approaching the bamboo forest in Liuzhou in midsummer. Adou Is it from Guangxi? What grows in his bamboo forest are big sweet bamboo shoots."

The scene turned and turned to the shot of the man chopping bamboo shoots, but this was changed by Dou Sheng. A simple hand-painted stick figure covered the original position of the man in the video, chopping bamboo shoots one by one.The dubbing has also become Dou Sheng's nondescript dialect——

"Leaking out (June) Zongxun, until about (September) Zongxun, then this time is the time to win the bamboo shoots, the most delicate and the most len ​​dripping bamboo shoots."

The barrage is full of question marks, Xie Lan people are all stupid.

Then the picture suddenly turned black, and Xie Lan's slack-eyed expression was reflected on the pitch-black screen, and a few lines of words slowly appeared on his face——

[On that day, Adou, a reform-through-labour boy, dragged his disabled foot to finish housework in the middle of the night.He couldn't wait to cook a delicious dinner for himself with fresh bamboo shoots]

-The grass is laughing to death, A Dou, a professional bamboo shoot shooter in Guangxi-What's wrong with Dou Zi's feet?

- The Chinese sequel on the tip of the tongue? Beans on the tip of the tongue

- the director's fist is hard

As soon as the screen turned, a narrow and long corridor with voids on both sides ended in a blinding white light.Dou Sheng's low panting came from the earphones. He was wearing a dusty white T, with his hands in the pockets of his sports pants, and he limped slowly into the light——

The door opened with a creak, and the BGM suddenly cheered up, splicing back to the night when he was cooking noodles.

- I was killed by the back of a sand sculpture video like grass

- bean just had something

- lame?Battle damaged beans?

- why are you lame? i'm so worried

- from behind ? i want ? i died laughing

- this corridor has a nice feel to it

Xie Lan was expressionless, and even wanted to sneer.

Do you think he can't see it by blurring the walls on both sides? This is the corridor of the dormitory, and the right hand side of the light at the end is the toilet.

Can it? Deceive fans.

The whole clip of cooking noodles and eating noodles didn't do much tricks, but it was also the first time Xie Lan saw the edited version.Dou Sheng's camera language is very powerful, capturing all the proficiency and anxiety of making noodles at the beginning, and the silent satisfaction when the boy is sullen and sulking.The lights in the house are bright, but the people in the camera and the environment are too quiet, so quiet that every sound of the collision of bowls and chopsticks is very clear, and the sense of scene in the late-night cafeteria is suddenly full.

Xie Lan watched the video he made. He was a little depressed that night, so he set up a camera position and held it half of the time, but it was done in one go from beginning to end, without re-shooting any part of the video. The whole video is two A word, silky.

-hungry

- order now

- i like watching boys eat

- in front, me too

- bean's adam's apple kills me

- open coke with one hand and die

- ah ah ah he heard the sound of carbon dioxide rising in his throat help!

Xie Lan watched the video, dragging the progress bar back unconsciously, stepping back a bit, and temporarily adjusted the barrage to a quarter of a screen, revealing Dou Sheng's Adam's apple.

Dou Sheng's Adam's apple is really beautiful, very prominent, but not too sharp, and it is full of vitality when sliding under that thin layer of skin.

After the barrage was adjusted to a quarter of a screen, there appeared a few messages that had been overlooked just now.

-srds, is this bowl of noodles a little short?

-I also feel like it's not finished.

-Did he stay a little... wait!Give it to ?em!

-Is there no em in this video?a little lost

- come back from behind? i just want hahaha

Xie Lan already had a premonition of what kind of barrage would be coming next. His scalp was numb, but he still opened the barrage back to the "unlimited" mode.

The moment Dou Sheng put down the coke can, the camera went black.

Xie Lan's heart tightened, and he came.

Sure enough, the BGM disappeared, and the picture suddenly became weird.In the pitch-black corridor, the camera was shaking. Dou Sheng, holding a light under his arm, holding powder in one hand and a camera in the other, sneaked into Xie Lan's room tremblingly.

The barrage flew away with laughter, the four words "hahahaha" triggered the super barrage condition, and the huge "ha" led a group of little ha to rush across the screen.

- what the fuck!It turned out to be this bamboo shoot

- Supper (crossed out) decapitated rice (yes? tick)

-He can't wait to use the bamboo shoots he just won to make a meal for himself

-Looking at the figure of Xie Lan rolled up in the quilt, still don't know? What happened?

- weak and helpless and kinda funny

- Xie Lan: Damn someone? Stew shi by my bed

-Xie Lan: As a cat, why do you eat shi? ? ?

The barrage rolled screen by screen until Xie Lan kicked it out, and the barrage exploded. All kinds of gaudy square characters piled up on the screen, and no one wanted to recognize anyone.

Xie Lan's face was a little stiff with a smile, and he couldn't bear to look back, so he hurriedly dragged to the end of Dou Sheng's happy ending that has never changed for thousands of years.

- three in a row

- coin coin

- brothers don't? forget triple

- I'm so happy to see this after school, woo woo

-Happy weekend? It's started, I cook noodles too!

-The happiest late-night snail powder challenge I have ever seen!

-Second swipe to walk up

The data of this video has indeed increased rapidly, and the content of sand sculptures is more popular. The momentum of watching the first few hours even surpassed that of human-made videos.

Any likes and coins will be quickly submerged in the data stream, but Xie Lan is still devoutly giving Dou Sheng a click and three consecutive clicks.After exiting, and reposting this video to my profile, it is very simple to match the words.

@谢兰em: Indifferent.

After the feed was posted, Xie Lan put down his phone and took a shower. When he came out, the retweet had already been swiped by emoticons.

The frame where he kicked out was captured and accompanied by various texts.

- again? eat shi!Again? eat shi!

-Don't beat me

- stick your mom stickers

- eat me big ? british feet

Xie Lan didn't even bother to brush his hair. He smiled while brushing. After a while, he saved more than a dozen emoji packs, and then refreshed them, only to find that several emoji packs that were popular were suppressed. Popular? All of them: Lan Zai, go to the homepage! !

front page?

Dou Sheng's video was posted on the front page not long after it was posted, and Xie Lan already knew about it.But he instinctively felt that everyone should not be for this video, so he quit the feed to take a look.

The horizontal version of the home page is large? Picture, the official? Early summer solicitation for the second round——#人?心激的音乐#

Xie Lan stared at the picture for a while, and then remembered that a long time ago, the operator of the station came to say hello, saying that he would use the image of Dou Sheng and Xie Lan to make a poster for the call for contributions.At that time, Dou Sheng said that it was a regular celebrity treatment. Xie Lan nodded without paying much attention. After that, no one came to ask again, and he forgot about it.

Until this will? See the poster.

The picture of Dou Sheng is a cutout from the video of the person? The big handsome guy nodded slightly, looking at the camera decadently and indifferently.And Xie Lan's photo is a cutout from the video of the early summer concert. He is holding the violin with one hand, and resting his bow slightly on the violin with the other hand, with a gentle smile on his face.

This is a moving picture poster, the two cutouts flicker, and when they flicker, they will zoom in and "bounce" out. When they flick, their hair overlaps. For a moment, he and Dou Sheng's cheeks also seemed to be stuck together, and he held the bow in his right hand to block Dou Sheng's left shoulder, and the two of them seemed to hug each other.

The door of the room was hidden? Suddenly there were two beeps. Dou Sheng pushed the door open and leaned against the door, shaking the phone at him with a smile.

"Did you see the poster? This operation is really thoughtful, and it's done very well."

Xie Lan uttered an oh, and said with a flat expression: "The animation is a bit messy, is this a call for contributions in the music category?"

"Well, you must follow this event, right?" Dou Sheng smiled, "That's right, my mother will come back later and ask you what to bring for supper."

After watching that video, Xie Lan's mind is full of snail fans.

But after a pause, he only said cautiously: "Rice noodles or rice noodles are fine."

"Ah, why don't I cook two packs of snail noodles by myself, without the sour bamboo shoots." Dou Sheng said as he walked out with his slippers on, and walked around his door, "Don't forget to take a screenshot of the poster to commemorate, It will be changed in three or two days.”

Xie Lan muttered, "I'm not interested."

"Okay, okay." Dou Sheng's voice came from a distance from the stairs, "Then I'll cut it off and send it to you."

After the people left, Xie Lan picked up his phone again and clicked on the event page from the poster.

At the end of the activity page, there are a few recent popular videos in the music area. Xie Lan's early summer concert is the main push, and the top few big names are up, and then the theme of the call for contributions is below.

The wind is clear and the clouds are light. Summer is coming soon.

Share the same pair of earphones with your beloved TA, let's listen to a cheerful music together.

Let the notes record your heartbeat!

The theme of this call for papers: heart-pounding music. UP owners can post and submit articles with topics. The deadline is May 5th. The top ten in total popularity can get creative traffic support in May, and the top three will also have mysterious peripherals~

The poster is the best? The following is still the dynamic cutout of Xie Lan and Dou Sheng.Xie Lan watched it calmly for a few seconds, pulled down the notification bar, and silently clicked to record the screen.

Three seconds later, he pressed stop again, uploaded the short video to a certain software, adjusted the format with one click and exported it, and made it into a dynamic emoticon package.

He casually opened WeChat and sent it to Dou Sheng.

- Renaissance: GIF is more advanced.

Dou Sheng was cooking noodles downstairs, and he replied in seconds? An emoji, showing two chubby cats huddled together, holding beer glasses in their paws.

-RJJSD: Cheers!

The author has something to say: The two eggs are lying on the sofa watching the documentary about the balls.

The person who was typing on the keyboard passed the living room and moved his nose, feeling something was wrong.

Why are you drinking? !She was furious: How many times have I told you not to drink alcohol!

Doudan raised his glass calmly when he heard the words, and Lazy happily touched it.

when!

Typing on the keyboard: Did you listen to me! !

Doudan yawned: This is eggnog, sweet, not strong.

Lazy echoed in a low voice: Human voices are really loud.