Million UP school god plays me every day

After the exam in the morning, the elites of the fourth class lost their backbones.

Xie Lan was a little better, mathematics saved his mood, especially when he found that he could understand every question and took off immediately.

After the papers were collected, he looked up in the last row, and an idiom popped up in his mind—a million corpses.

"Same table! The herring table—" Che Ziming turned his head and cried to the one on the left with drooping eyebrows, "I'm dead. It's fine if Chinese is not my strong point, but I failed the math test."

The boy named "Herring" said listlessly: "Don't mention it, I'll do math with one hundred and one letter."

Pausing for a second, the two turned their heads at the same time, staring straight at Dou Sheng.

"Douzi, how did you do in the exam?"

Dou Sheng quickly raised his eyes from the phone screen, "Normal."

"Dou Sheng is just average!"

Everyone in the whole class stood up from the table.

With those longing eyes, Xie Lan popped out a series of beautiful Chinese words in his mind——

Withered trees come in spring.

Long drought meets rain.

Back to light.

Crazy men hate women.

It seems that something is not right...

"Look at me." Dou Sheng flexed his wrist: "There is nothing else to do if we discuss after the exam?"

As he spoke, he reached out and pressed Xie Lan's table.

Xie Lan: "?"

Dou Sheng smiled back at his kind eyes, lowered his head and continued to play with his mobile phone.

"That's right." Che Ziming suddenly realized, "I forgot that there is a new handsome guy!"

Everyone suddenly said: "Yes."

Xie Lan: "..."

He figured out that everyone in this elite class was an owl, and the way to express concern was just one word - stare.

Look, the one at ten o'clock is wearing a white sweater, with a chubby body and round eyes, dignified and festive, no doubt a snowy owl.

The one in the coffee-colored coat at two o'clock, with narrowed eyes, sharp and shy, is a horned owl.

After being stared at for half a minute, a girl with a high ponytail broke the ice and said, "My name is Dong Jingjing, and I'm the monitor of Class [-]. What's the name of the new classmate?"

"His name is Xie Lan, I asked before!" Che Ziming answered quickly, "Should he be transferred to another school?"

Xie Lan hummed.

The people below immediately burst into conversation.

"Affixed?"

"Don't tell me there are no handsome guys in this year's attached high school?"

"The third middle school? Ninth middle school?"

"Three middle schools and nine middle schools have different dominant subjects. Which one do you use more often, Newton's second law or the pinching theorem?"

"..." Xie Lan felt his head start to swell: "I went to school in England before, and the school was Winchester."

"Wow!"

The owls fluttered.

"British accent!"

"Is it difficult to apply for a British high school?"

"Go out after high school, IELTS score is [-]?"

Che Ziming thumped his desk, "Then did you study in England for junior high school? How about elementary school? Why did you return to China? Will you take the domestic college entrance examination next year?"

A gentle boy with silver-rimmed glasses turned the coffee bottle and asked, "Does the UK also score physics and chemistry? How much is the full score?"

"Boring." Herring pouted and turned to look at Xie Lan, "Do you think the question was difficult?"

Xie Lan: "..."

"It's endless, my head is getting dizzy." Dou Sheng snorted lightly, put down his phone, "Shall we go to the cafeteria?"

Xie Lan chose between one Dou Sheng and more than 40 owls, pretended to hesitate for five seconds, and stood up decisively.

Che Ziming stared at Dou Sheng again, "What's the relationship between you two?"

Dou Sheng thought for a while, "Let's just count it as the short-term guardian in the school."

Xie Lan: "?"

Owls: "What?"

Che Zi Ming pointed out, "Who is guarding whom?"

Dou Sheng smiled, "If you want to poach people, why not remember, how many people are there in Mathematics A?"

"..."

Che Ziming's voice began to tremble: "Three...thirty!"

Like the wind passing over the battlefield, there is dead silence everywhere.

Dou Sheng—Xie Lan would like to be called an owl hunter.

Dou Sheng didn't forget to add a knife before he left the class: "The little white rabbit in Class [-] will not be swallowed by people. Last night I dreamed that I was graded out in the exam. When I woke up, the pillow towel was wet from crying."

Owls: "..."

There is a small playground between the cafeteria and the bishop, and the tree-lined avenue is on the side of the small playground. The trees have not sprouted in early March, and the dead branches are twisting and twisting.

The exam was held for half an hour, and there were only a few people lined up at the window. Xie Lan opened the Messenger while queuing.

He dragged the screen to scroll down, Xie Jingming bombed more than 70 posts from last night to now, the latest one was a few minutes ago, asking him what he had for lunch.

Xie Jingming is considered a competent father in most senses.Having grown up so big, Xie Lan only has two dissatisfaction with him.One was that he was obsessed with role-playing the British, and the other was that just two years after that guy left, he had a woman he was intimate with.

Xie Lan looked at the letters on the screen, and replied a correct Chinese character.

"Um"

A few seconds later, a new message popped up in the dialog box: "My last question is a question."

Xie Lan replied: "So you can speak Chinese."

The dialog fell silent.He squeezed his phone and gave Xie Jingming a chance, but he didn't receive a reply, so he turned off Messenger.

The student card has not yet been completed, and only the temporary meal card given by Hu Xiujie is in hand, which is a bit dazzling for nothing.

Two meat and one vegetarian, the staple food is rice, and two egg tarts are standard, 9 yuan for a brush, which is so cheap that it is touching.

Not long after sitting down, Che Ziming and Herring also came over.

Yingyu sat down and greeted Xie Lan: "Hello, I'm Yu Fei."

"It's heart-wrenching." Che Ziming answered, "Don't look at him drooping all day long, he is actually a rich second generation, and he was fooled by his father's money."

"roll."

Yu Fei was quite handsome, but he was always sullen, with a decadent demeanor that seemed familiar.

It took Xie Lan a while to realize that it was like the French dog raised by his neighbor in London.

Che Ziming is still taking the exam.

"God, I was dumbfounded by the math test for the first time. I haven't scored 135 before, so it's hard to pass [-] this time."

"Really." Dou Sheng raised his eyes, "I heard Lao Ma tell the teacher of another class on the way, but I didn't expect that even Class [-] would find it so difficult, and he was very hurt."

Che Ziming almost spit out the food in his mouth again, "What the hell is this inexplicable guilt?"

They chatted in a low voice and spoke fast, Xie Lan tried hard to practice listening with his ears up.

"How did Douzi do in the exam?"

Dou Sheng said: "Generally, I'm not sure if it will be full."

"...fuck me."

Che Ziming looked like a ghost, "I don't need to ask this question, the gods are rushing to create opportunities for you every day."

Xie Lan hadn't heard of the word "supernatural", but it probably wasn't a good word.

He didn't want to appear uneducated, so he could only speculate silently in his heart based on the context.

"Hey." Che Ziming pulled him, "What about you?"

Xie Lan hesitated for a moment, "I'm not good at Chinese...how much is your class usually scored?"

Dou Sheng, who was eating with his head down, suddenly raised the corners of his mouth, unscrewed the mineral water and took a sip, then continued to eat as if nothing had happened.

Che Ziming thought for a while, "The Chinese score is not very stable, this time the question is difficult, it is estimated that it will drop significantly."

Just as Xie Lan was about to breathe a sigh of relief, he continued, "Just 115?"

"..."

Xie Lan estimated that he was only 15.

Shut up and ate two egg tarts, a tall and thin figure came over from the corner of his eye. It was the one wearing silver-rimmed glasses. On the way, Dou Sheng said his name was Dai You.

He greeted Che Ziming humbly, walked between Dou Sheng and Xie Lan, bent down and said in a low voice: "That contestant seems to be in some trouble."

Dou Sheng hummed, stretched out his hand to pinch the tin foil holder of the egg tart, tilted his neck, and poured the egg tart into his mouth.

Three seconds later, the Adam's apple moved, and the egg tart disappeared.

Xie Lan: "?"

What did he drink?

Dou Sheng snapped his fingers in front of Che Ziming, "Give me the plate."

"You still have an egg tart left." Che Ziming turned his head, "Why go?"

Dou Sheng casually put the second egg tart on Xie Lan's plate, "See if there is nothing else to worry about."

Dai You smiled, and coaxed Che Ziming, who was about to move, with the tone of coaxing a little girl: "Eating your meal, Li Zong also wants to continue kneeling?"

Yu Fei, who had been lowering his head as if he had already fallen asleep, suddenly raised his eyelids, "Where are you?"

"That dead corner behind the cafeteria." Dai You said, "Don't follow, there are too many people..."

The words stopped abruptly in the middle, Xie Lan obviously didn't understand, but looked towards the door keenly.

There are three people at the entrance of the cafeteria, two of them are wearing white T-shirts that are hard to believe are white T-shirts, flying graffiti are connected into a piece, one has a cut head, the other has long hair, and their temperament is clear at a glance.

The third one is more unique. No one in English or Chinese wears school uniform pants. As for the reason... you can understand it when you see the pants.But this man wore a complete set of clothes and pants, his skin was dark, his coat was zipped up to his chin, and a section of red sweater was turned up at the neckline, making the school uniform look as rustic as possible.

The three pushed and shoved towards this side. To be precise, Changmao pushed the school uniform, like spinning a spinning top, taking two steps to smoke.The school uniform's footsteps were broken and rushed, but he restrained himself from leaving the range of that arm, and was drawn forward again and again.

It wasn't until he was near the gate that he turned around and asked, "What do you eat?"

His voice was broken and hoarse, Changmao raised his hand and slapped him on the head without saying a word!

With a "snap", the wide T-shirt sleeve swung on the head, which did not hurt much, but was extremely insulting.

"Earth Dog." Changmao patted his head with his sleeve, "Shut up after training? Don't you know that you have a sharp accent?"

The one who was called the dog didn't hide or make a sound, instead he raised his finger to the window and asked with his eyes.

Long Mao said, "Eat whatever is left, if it wasn't for cleaning you—"

"Cough." Cuntou cleared his throat.

Changmao glanced at the staff not far away, and turned around, "Shut up and cook, bring it over."

"Earth Dog" remained silent, turned around and walked to the window to get vegetables.

"Fuck." Che Ziming slapped his chopsticks and was about to get up.

Dou Sheng stretched out his hand and pressed him back, "Eat your meal."

"Can you see through it? This guy is a top math talent that Lao Ma dug from Village Z, and he's going to have a competition with him."

Yu Fei poked the scrambled egg indifferently, "Didn't you just join our class yet?"

Che Ziming stared: "Is what you're talking about human?"

"The problem is that people haven't started to do it now, are you going to embarrass it?"

Che Ziming froze for a while, then suddenly remembered, and looked at Dai You, "Did you see it from outside?"

Dai You glanced at Dou Sheng, but Dou Sheng didn't say a word, and played with the egg tart with his slender fingers, as if he suddenly became interested in it.

The "earth dog" not far away has ordered three meals, two are full, and one is only a vegetable.When swiping the card, he took out a piece of floral cloth from his pocket and folded it several times, revealing the same temporary card as Xie Lan.

He looked very calm, as if he didn't care about it at all.

Xie Lan came back to her senses, just in time to hear Dou Sheng reply vaguely, "You can't do it first."

Dai You also said, "Everyone, don't take the initiative to cause trouble, do you understand?"

Che Ziming nodded helplessly, "Yeah, I know, we Douzi are not ordinary people, we are an army of millions, pay attention to the influence."

"what?"

Xie Lan's chopsticks froze and asked Dou Sheng, "What army of millions?"

"Ah." Che Ziming said curiously: "You don't know? He is a big UP owner at station B, with just over one million fans. Do you know station B? It's similar to your foreign YouTubers."

Dou Sheng was silent for two seconds, "Speaking of B, I suddenly remembered, should I choose B for the last math question?"

"Huh? B?" The car broke down in a second, and said with a sad face, "I hesitated for a long time on ABC and finally chose A."

Dai You was amused by him, "There are only four options in total, bro."

Xie Lan couldn't laugh.

Because he remembered that at the convenience store at the airport yesterday, Dou Sheng was talking to the phone.

Suddenly there was a bad feeling.

There is basically no break at noon on the exam day, so it's time to go back and wake up when you are sleepy.There were still 3 minutes before the curling up, Xie Lan glanced at the empty seat next to her, and was about to go to the bathroom as soon as possible.

The teaching building is deep U-shaped. Unfortunately, the fourth class is at one end of the U-shape, and the men's restroom is at the other end. Fortunately, the car clearly states that you can go to the nearby staff toilet.

As soon as Xie Lan walked to the door of the men's room, he caught a glimpse of a familiar long hair through the small window on the door.

When he reacted, he had already opened the door, and the "earth dog" in the toilet was pressed next to the sink, his mouth was overflowing with foam, and the hand sanitizer was spilled beside him.

Xie Lan was stunned, and Changmao and Cuntou were also stunned. The two of them stood facing each other for a few seconds, and the "earth dog" still maintained the shape of being pressed against the edge of the sink.

The compartment inside flushed with a splash, and a familiar figure pushed the door and came out.

Dou Sheng looked indifferent, pinching the two straps hanging from the waist of his trousers with his fingers, tightened them casually and tied a knot, and pulled the hem of the shirt.

Changmao and Cunto obviously didn't expect one to break in from the outside, and there was another hidden inside.They seamlessly transitioned from the previous state of being stunned to the next state of being stunned, watching Dou Sheng walk straight in front of them.

Dou Sheng walked to the sink, picked up the hand sanitizer and squeezed it twice, and turned on the nearest faucet.

Water splashed out.

The "earth dog" whose head was held down suddenly let out several hoarse roars.

"Let go! Let go!!"

"Fuck your bloody old mother! Let me go!"

Fine foam of hand sanitizer flowed out from the corner of his mouth and into his collar.

The sound of water suddenly stopped.

Dou Sheng turned on the faucet, tightened it, and said, "Let you let go, do you hear me?"

Changmao opened his mouth and replied, "Get lost."

Dou Sheng glanced at him, pulled two tissues to wipe his hands, and said two words clearly and neatly.

"Food force."

Xie Lan, who was still outside the door, seemed to be revived by these two words.

It's another word I haven't heard before, but thanks to Dou Sheng's situational deductive teaching, his DNA awakened, and he instantly understood the meaning of these two words, and couldn't help chuckling.

"Ah."

Long Mao and Cun Tou looked at him immediately.

Xie Lan quickly explained: "I'm not kidding you, I just think his description is very vivid."

Two people: "..."

Xie Lan suspected that there was something wrong with her wording.

Because this explanation not only caught Dou Sheng's astonishing gaze, but also directly drew Changmao's hatred to himself.Changmao let go of the "earth dog" and rushed towards him aggressively. He passed by Dou Sheng, but was stopped by Dou Sheng with his arms in front of his chest, and was slammed back like a basketball caught in mid-air.

The palm hit the chest, and the crisp sound echoed in the toilet.

Dou Sheng looked down at his palm, as if he couldn't accept the fact that he had shot.

"Why do you beat someone with your hands?" He asked Long Mao.

Long Hair: "Fuck me?"

Cun Tou, who had been silent since noon in the cafeteria, uttered an obscenity, "Squad [-], right? If you can't find it, do it!"

Dou Sheng didn't respond, walked over and took out a hard cube from his trouser pocket and patted it into Xie Lan's hand.

"Help me put it away and try your test." He whispered in his ear, "Don't think too much, today is an accident, the English-Chinese style of study is actually very correct."

Xie Lan: "?"

"Don't complain to my mother." Dou Sheng added.

Xie Lan: "?"

Before he could react, he saw Dou Sheng turn around and lift his leg backwards. With a familiar movement, he slammed the door shut in front of him.

The sound inside was thus blocked.

In the empty and silent corridor, Xie Lan looked down at the palm of his hand——

A GoPro camera with a label "Don't move if it is fragile, or you will lose 5299".