Million UP school god plays me every day

Xie Lan shut himself up immediately.

He walked all the way, listening to the buzzing in his ears.

Only two student representatives from Yingzhong came to listen to the syllabus, but like No. 20 Middle School, No. [-] Middle School, and Attached Middle School, there were basically more than [-] students.Xie Lan headed in and sat in the back row. Dou Cheng was next to him, unzipped their schoolbags under the table, and transferred the uniform from Xie Lan's bag to his own.

He whispered, "I reasonably suspect that you want to throw it away secretly. Fortunately, I found it in time, 2000 yuan."

Xie Lan didn't? Say nothing.

He knew that Dou Sheng wanted to comfort him, but he would be so autistic that the language area of ​​his brain would be short-circuited, and he would selectively lose his Chinese language function.

Destroy it.

The preaching teacher distributed the materials to every student who came to listen to the lecture, one was the introduction of the provincial training camp, and the other was the syllabus for this year's exam.

What did the teacher say? Xie Lan couldn't listen to it at the moment, but just lowered his head and unconsciously drew pieces of phoenix trees on the paper to relieve the pressure.

Xie Lan learned the simple strokes of phoenix leaves when Xiao Langjing was hospitalized, and the drawing relieved her boredom.

Human psychology is a very difficult thing to explain.When he first entered junior high school, he liked sports. He was active in the school basketball team and tennis team. Later, he joined the school symphony orchestra and became the concertmaster in half a year. He got along well with everyone around him. constantly.

But from Xiao Langjing's sudden illness, his life suddenly became a gray line between the school and the hospital.Perhaps because it was too quiet in the hospital, he gradually became introverted and cautious, not very talkative, unwilling to attract the attention of others, as if he carried a safety shell everywhere he went, even being a Youtuber to relieve Xiao Langjing's boredom He refuses to show his face in front of the camera.

When I was a child, this kind of oolong might be laughed off today, but now Xie Lan thinks it is a disaster.

Xie Lan was shutting himself up, when a strange-shaped thing suddenly broke into his sight?

It's made of paper, like a frog, it really jumps forward when you press its buttocks.

Xie Lan was startled, "What are you doing?"

Dou Sheng said in a low voice, "Let the little Leaping Frog watch the scene of your death for me."

"What is social death?"

"Check your phone."

Dou Sheng took apart the little jumping frog in twos and twos, and wrote the word "shesi" on the crumpled paper.

[Social death] The abbreviation of social death, which has been so humiliated that it is impossible to see people. The body is still alive, but the spirit is already dead.

Xie Lan nodded with a blank expression, "Oh. Our agency is dead."

"Pfft." Was Dou Sheng on the spot? He held back his joy, "Why are you so? It's funny."

"The one in the back row, which school are you from?"

The teacher's stern voice suddenly sounded.

Dou Sheng stood up and said, "I'm sorry, teacher, did I wake up this morning? I'm a little confused."

The students in the front row turned their heads and looked at Dou Sheng's hair and clothes with shocked eyes, and some people were talking in low voices.

The teacher also frowned, "I ask which school you are from?"

"English and Chinese."

"Why? Dressed up like this?" The teacher frowned and said, "Isn't your dean Teacher Hu?"

Dou Sheng simply skipped two words, "It's her."

The teacher was choked.

Logically speaking, after "it's her", there should be follow-up questions, such as how is she? Allowing you to dress like this, what exactly are you? A student.

But the teacher from the Municipal Education Bureau is considered gentle? After frowning for a long time, he just said, "Sit down and listen carefully."

Dou Sheng nodded, "I'm really sorry."

The presentation is divided into two sections. The first section introduces the arrangement of the provincial training, and the second section explains the syllabus of this year's exam.

During the break, Xie Lan leaned on the table and poked his phone.

A group of people from the attached middle school Zhang Luo went to the small shop to buy food, and Guo Ruize was also there.

"Me too? Go to the store." Dou Sheng got up and said, "What do you want to eat?"

Xie Lan rested his chin on the back of his left hand, and poked the phone screen with his right hand, "I'm not hungry."

"It's been 10 minutes since I died, haven't you? Resurrected?" Dou Sheng clicked his tongue, stretched out his hand and grunted on the back of his head, "At such a young age, I set a lot of rules for myself, so I will buy it for you casually." Already."

Xie Lan lost his energy? He turned his head to avoid it, "I'm bothering you, don't touch me."

You can't blame anyone for getting to where you are today, you can only hate yourself.

People are really sick in their brains in the middle of the night. Why do you want to secretly play with other people's uniforms when you have nothing to do?

Xie Lan sighed and scratched the syllabus with the tip of his pen.

After a while, he got up and went to the bathroom, and when he came back, he ran into Dou Sheng and Guo Ruize.Guo Ruize didn't stay with the people from their school, but walked behind Dou Sheng, his eyes were a little distracted.

Dou Sheng held a pocket in one hand and a bag of food in the other, with a cold expression matching his gangster outfit, exuding a youthful aura of society that would explode at any time.

Xie Lan guessed that Guo Ruize was frightened by him.After all, people who can say "I am the number one in our school" as soon as they meet each other are probably very innocent. I have never seen a "missing boy" alive.

Xie Lan stopped to wait for Dou Sheng, and Guo Ruize passed them both. When he passed by Xie Lan, a sympathy suddenly appeared in those slack eyes.

Xie Lan didn't? When he realized it, he saw Guo Ruize passing by and squeezed into the crowd of people in the attached middle school to chat and laugh.

He hesitated for a while before asking in a low voice, "Do you think Guo Ruize will tell what he sees?"

Dou Sheng seemed to twitch the corners of his lips, "I think it's very possible. He can talk quite well. I just heard him talk to people from his school in the small store? He was also eloquent."

Xie Lan suffocated.

He walked back alone, and Dou Sheng followed behind.

"Isn't it just a uniform?" Dou Sheng said behind, "You don't care if he will tell it."

Xie Lan looked back at him, "What do you mean by rules and regulations?"

Dou Sheng thought for a while, "The rules and regulations mean that a person always hints to himself, what should you be like, you must not be like that, if you are like that, you will be finished. This is like giving yourself Made a cage and swallowed the key, why bother."

Xie Lan was stunned for a while.

He has heard similar truths a lot, but this is the first time he has heard this metaphor.

Dou Sheng suddenly stretched out his hand to hook his shoulder, and with a smile, made a gesture of his signature scissorhands.

"What are you doing?" Xie Lan suspected that he wanted to take a photo with him again - something like "The Big Cat and the Two Dead Cats".

But didn't Dou Sheng? He took out his mobile phone, just waved two fingers and said, "This is the end, there are two roads in front of you."

Xie Lan looked at him without saying a word, Dou Sheng smiled and said: "First, think of this as shock therapy, one step to the extreme, using a powerful force of shame to shatter the cage on the body, from then on Let the birds fly, let the fish jump in the sea, open the door to a new world, and grasp the true meaning of happiness."

Xie Lan leaned at him, "Speak humanly."

Dou Sheng said: "Anyway, we've been discovered, why not have a happy JK together."

"..."

Did Xie Lan use the greatest concentration in his life at this moment? He didn't punch Dou Sheng.

He walked back quickly with a sullen face, and Dou Sheng chased after him while laughing, and involuntarily put his arms around his neck.

"What are you doing?" Xie Lan struggled desperately.

"Haven't you finished talking? There is a second way." Dou Sheng raised his eyebrows, "This second way is more practical. We can do something else to suppress Guo Ruize and make him forget you." This issue."

Xie Lan paused, "What? What do you mean?"

Dou Sheng smiled, "Quickly give him a second wave of greater impact, use fear to suppress fear, and use magic to defeat magic."

Xie Lan seemed to understand.

"You mean to let me prepare well for the placement test, shock him academically, and get a perfect score?"

Dou Sheng's expression disappeared instantly, and after a moment of silence, he couldn't help but said: "Enterprise-level understanding."

Xie Lan: "What?"

Dou Sheng sighed, "Actually? I mean, we can? Take something more intuitive? Show Guo Ruize? For example, I just now..."

"Understood." Xie Lan nodded seriously, and made an OK gesture.

Dou Sheng was stunned, "What do you know? Just finished? I haven't finished yet."

The teacher patted the podium table, Xie Lan quickly returned to his seat, turned to the second page of the lecture materials, and tried his best to get rid of distracting thoughts and listened.

Dou Sheng muttered beside him, "I feel like you don't? Understand, but you don't? It doesn't matter if you understand. I sincerely recommend that you want to open some. Really, JK uniforms are not happy. The joy is to try a There's nothing taboo about something that the whole world thinks is crazy, and you're only trying it because you're curious or on a whim."

Xie Lan could no longer hear it.

Using magic to defeat magic, he had heard of it before, and took it for granted.

The second section was about the syllabus, Xie Lan took it seriously? Really? After listening to it, he silently wrote all the English words of the mathematical theories on the syllabus, and checked it several times in Chinese and English.

Dou Sheng wanted to speak but stopped several times, and finally shut up silently.

Back at school, the classroom was in a state of explosion.

Dou Sheng successfully uploaded a welfare video for millions of fans in the early morning, which not only topped the homepage, but also set the school on fire.There are two doors before and after the fourth class? The breaks are completely blocked. Everyone is a bit regretful that the number one guy in the grade didn't come to the school directly in uniform.

When Xie Lan squeezed through the crowd to get back to his seat, he heard a girl say with sincerity: "I still think Douzi is handsome even though she's dressed as a woman, isn't it? Help me."

Another said, "Sister, I will perish with you!"

Xie Lan couldn't hear the word "women's clothing" at this time, so she leaned back on her seat and took out the math competition questions, intending to immerse herself in the ocean of knowledge and let the abundant human wisdom clear away the haze in her heart.

This book of competition questions was given to him by Lao Ma, because he could not attend the competition training class on the weekend, so Lao Ma divided the things to be taught this semester into one handout and two problem sets for him to study by himself .

He probably read the handouts before, but there was one thing he didn't know well. He made up for it this time, and then opened the exercise set and started mad.

The car that took half the morning off to take care of grandma rushed to the seat as soon as he came back, glared at Dou Sheng and said, "Are you crazy? I saw the video so scared that I almost threw my grandma out."

"What are you doing? Fart." Dou Sheng casually raised his eyebrows, "You are the only one who can fuck your grandma?"

Wang Gou said from the side: "A bit self-aware."

Che Ziming choked, "I'm just making an analogy, no, what do you think? I follow so many UPs, and they all talk about women's clothing with millions of fans, but there aren't a few honest? Really? Women's clothing."

Wang Gou shook his head, "No?! Yes!"

Didn’t Dou Sheng? What? His expression said, “It’s a whim, I just wear it when I want it, what’s the matter?”

As he spoke, he glanced at Xie Lan, and said lightly: "A person's brain is a black box, what? What comes out when? Weird thoughts, you can't control them."

It's a pity that Xie Lan can't hear anymore. He is immersed in the ocean of learning, and finally found a little detached peace in a lot of calculations.

In the few days before the exam, Xie Lan learned the method of forgetting the death incident with miraculous effect.

Wang Gou commented that he was "as if he was in a state of perfection", while Che Ziming said that he was "demented".

Actually? No? That? Exaggeration, Xie Lan just read the handouts given by Lao Ma from the beginning to the end, making sure that he knew every word of Chinese.Then he read those two competition questions twice, using one method for the first time, and finding another method for the second time. He used all the mathematical principles that were suggested to be tested in the syllabus and could be used to solve the problems. Try to use it again.

"Is this an exaggeration?"

In the school bus going to the examination room, Che Ziming frantically flipped through the exercise books that he had written all over, he was dumbfounded.

"I'm afraid you're not the real eighteenth-generation descendant of Gaussian. Damn, I'm panicked." He looked at the densely packed formulas in shock, "Is there some solution that I don't understand at all?"

Hearing this, Dou Sheng poked his head over and glanced at the notebook, then sat back down with a smile.

The car glared at him, "Can you see? Do you understand?"

Dou Sheng hummed, "Basically? Basically."

"Basically??" Che Ziming pointed at Dou Sheng and yelled at Xie Lan, "You actually made this man say the three words basically?!"

It's loud and deafening.

Xie Lan leaned back in the seat sullenly.

Did you really learn these days? A little crazy.

The competition questions almost occupied all the self-study and rest at night, and he had to get up in the morning to memorize ancient poems and organic chemistry, which caused him a little brain hypoxia.

But the good thing is that the social death scene that day was basically emptied in the head. Perhaps feeling ashamed is a relatively advanced brain activity, and the human brain will suspend this activity when the work intensity is high.

Moreover, Che Ziming has several good friends from the high school attached to him. Xie Lan passed by Che Ziming in the past few days?

The attached middle school didn't? There was no topic such as "there was a boy in Yingzhong who went to school with a female high school uniform".In contrast, Dou Sheng's personality in the attached middle school was spread quite plumply - No. [-] in the city in the high school entrance examination, No. [-] in the high school grade, I dyed my hair, my ears were studded with diamonds, my clothes had shoe prints, and my pants The hole is one meter, but I am a good student who is doing real work.

There were 250 people participating in the grading test in the whole city, and they were divided into six examination rooms.

Dou Sheng followed Xie Lan to the entrance of his examination room, raised his eyebrows at him, "Take the exam well, young man, get into the top [-], let's go to the provincial training together."

Xie Lan hummed.

As soon as he entered the building of the Municipal Education Bureau, he had psychological shadows, and even had shadows about his schoolbag.After hesitating for a while, he took out the pencil case, put the book bag on the window sill in the corridor, and let it run its course.

The test time is four hours, with a total score of [-].

The amount of questions in the basic part of high school was astonishingly large. The questions were not difficult, but the amount of calculations was overwhelming. Xie Lan felt his wrists were sore after counting the last one.

Xie Lan actually didn't feel much difference between competition standards and competition elevation.

The more abstract mathematical principles of the AMC system he learned are not very common in domestic competitions, so they appear more in the so-called "competition elevation", which makes him feel that his thinking is smoother the further he does it.

A lot of training in the past two days really worked. He read the questions and wrote the proof questions in Chinese very smoothly.

In the last hour of the exam, Xie Lan could clearly feel that half of the people in the room were lying down, and the pens drawn on the paper became weak. Not only was it difficult, but their physical strength was also exhausted.

But he felt okay? With 15 minutes before the end of the exam, he rearranged the twelve math papers from 1 to 12, checked and wrote his name on each paper, and then capped the pen cap.

With a click, crisp.

Guo Ruize, who was sitting on his right hand, shuddered and turned his head to stare at him in disbelief.

Just as the invigilator turned around, Guo Ruize sat on the stool with his buttocks, his upper body twisted between the two groups, and he almost put his chin on Xie Lan's desk.

"What are you doing?" Xie Lan's tone was a little wary.

He has a psychological shadow on this person, although the last accident cannot be blamed on others.

Guo Ruize said in a low voice, "I'm so stuck in my thoughts that my mother doesn't know, yet you've finished everything?"

"Oh." Xie Lan breathed a sigh of relief, flipping through the last few papers, "Yeah, it's done."

Guo Ruize's eyes straightened.

Xie Lan glanced at his paper - the twelfth paper was laid out on the top, with five big questions on it, Guo Ruize wrote three of them, one was empty, and one was full, but marked with a big cross.

Xie Lan was a little surprised, "Is there any way?"

Guo Ruize: "?"

The invigilator turned around and frowned and said, "No communication!"

Guo Ruize had a strong desire to survive, so he immediately retracted and raised his hands and said, "No? Communication, I was insulted unilaterally."

The top students in the room were all happy. I don't know what happened? But I just want to have a good time.

The invigilator glared at him, and Guo Ruize said again, "Forget it, I will hand in the paper, mathematics is something that I can't do or I can't, it's useless to struggle to the death."

Speaking of Dayi, he stood up awe-inspiringly, slapped the paper on the podium table, and walked away with the dignity of being the number one in the middle school.

The invigilator looked at Xie Lan.

Xie Lan too? He just got up silently and handed in the paper.

Guo Ruize was the only one in the corridor, leaning on the window sill to send messages on his mobile phone.

Seeing him come out, Guo Ruize said with emotion: "Master? Ah, you just told me that the school year is more than 400? What's wrong with you. Your IQ, you can't get [-] in the test with your eyes closed?"

Xie Lan paused, "Scored 64 in the science comprehensive test."

"Let me just say..." Guo Ruize smiled, "How many exams do you have to take at least...?"

His face froze as if struck by lightning, "Six, ten, four??"

Xie Lan thought for a while, "Chemistry and? Biology? Answer, 64 in physics alone, would it be better to say that?"

Guo Ruize: "...No thanks."

"Master? Please add a WeChat account." Guo Ruize posted again, "Although we are from different schools, we may meet each other in the provincial training camp. Let's get acquainted in advance."

Xie Lan was reluctant to add strangers, but he suddenly thought that Guo Ruize was the one who held his shameful little secret, so he took out his phone.

"I'll scan you, don't forget to let me pass." Guo Ruize smiled, "Let's go first, my god? See you in provincial training."

Xie Lan looked at his back and felt that this man was quite confident.

Among the 250 people, only the top [-] were selected. He missed at least two big questions, yet he dared to speak out.

I don't know if it was because the second time I met Guo Ruize, I didn't mention the JK uniform at all, or because I finally finished the exam and Xie Lan felt so relaxed on the way back, so relaxed that he fell asleep on the bus.

When he got home, it was still Dou Sheng who woke him up. He entered the room in a daze all the way, and fell directly on the bed and continued to lie down.

The orange cat, which hadn't been seen for a week, jumped up on its own initiative, lay down beside the pillow, and snored contentedly.

Dou Sheng stood at the door and said with a smile, "Relax?"

"It wasn't supposed to be heavy." Xie Lan murmured, "It's just a bad exam."

"The exam is not difficult, but I am shocked that someone has been making trouble for so many days because of a small skirt."

Xie Lan sighed, "Is there something wrong?"

Dou Sheng smiled, "No? What? Something. Ms. Zhao Wenying is not at home, I just want to tell you that today is the last day of my character set recording, and the plot of the storyboard is still a lot worse. I plan to make up some material. Tonight You may come back very late, so you order takeaway yourself."

"Oh." Xie Lan nodded in a daze, "Understood, then you also? Thinking about eating."

It was three o'clock in the afternoon when I came back from the exam. Xie Lan fell asleep on the bed, and fell asleep until the sky was dark. When I opened my eyes, the whole house was dark.

The moment he got up, he felt a little anxious. It was too dark, and he was about to touch his phone, when suddenly the sound of a kitten purring came from beside the bed.

I slept next to him for one afternoon and one night, from dawn to dusk.

Seeing him wake up, the orange cat turned its belly and stretched itself, then whined again.

"Big cat. No, Wutong." Xie Lan smiled and touched its belly.

The cat is very good, let me touch it.

22: 30.

The house was silent, and Dou Sheng hadn't come back yet.

Xie Lan sat up and moved his shoulders that were numb from sleep, clicked on the takeaway app, and planned to finish dinner.

There is an unread message on WeChat, two hours ago.

Guo Ruizeze: Boss, I don’t understand the third question of the competition group, which is to prove that the number of ants crawling left and right is equal.I am confused when it comes to spatial graphics problems.

Xie Lan was deeply impressed by that question, because it was the one that required the most Chinese characters to be written in the entire paper.

He replied succinctly: To make all the vertices into a set, and to count the number of edges and faces turned in each direction at each point, Euler's theorem should be used.

Actually? It's very simple.Much more difficult than this question is that Guo Ruize may not be very good at this kind of question.

Xie Lan originally thought that the other party would not reply immediately, but before he had time to close WeChat, he received a reply.

Guo Ruize: Damn, you are exactly the same as what my teacher said. Did I not in the afternoon? Resist to ask the teacher, hehe.

Guo Ruizeze: It's so scary, with you here, I don't have to think about the recommended places for this year's competition.

Guo Ruize: But the master? I am more curious about Dou Sheng in your school.

Xie Lan was stunned.

Renaissance: What happened to him?

Guo Ruizeze: Just out of curiosity, what kind of person is he?

Guo Ruize simply sent a voice message, "I didn't mean to discriminate against women's clothing. Everyone has the freedom to dress, but I don't understand. I would put the skirt in my school bag and take it to the Municipal Education Bureau to listen to the lecture. What kind of spirit is this? Huh? Especially because he is a top student who took the exam with us. Oh my god, I really want to make up? He gossips face to face, but he doesn’t dare to, he is so fierce.”

Xie Lan was stunned for a while, and listened to the recording several times.

Did this Guo Ruize misunderstand, that book? Bao Mingming belonged to him.The situation that day was very clear, that is, a small skirt appeared in his schoolbag, and Dou Sheng helped him cover it up.

Guo Ruizeze: Don't think I'm talking behind my back, it's because I've been hurt too deeply.Did you know that he not only listened to the lecture and wore a skirt, but also recorded a video wearing it!He stopped me during the break between lectures last time, and he showed me the video with great pride, and asked me if I had it? What do you think? !

Guo Ruize: Damn, I had nightmares for four days in a row, and he was in every dream. Those who didn’t know thought I loved him.

Xie Lan was completely stunned.

Guo Ruize sent another series of emoticons that were shocked to death, but Xie Lan didn't reply.

He was sitting in a quiet room, with the orange cat lying beside him and snoring softly.

No wonder the last time Guo Ruize went out with the group of people from the attached middle school, but in the end he came back alone behind Dou Sheng's ass.

Xie Lan didn't expect at all that this was what Dou Sheng meant by "giving Guo Ruize a bigger impact", so he directly put the uniform on himself and secretly helped him settle the matter.

And even if it's settled? No? Let him be autistic and crazy about math for a week, and just watch from the side with a smile.

The mood is a bit complicated.

Suddenly there was the music sound of the door lock being unlocked from below, and not long after, Dou Sheng stepped up the stairs, walked up to the door of his room, and knocked on the door.

Xie Lan came back to his senses? He let out an ah.

Dou Sheng pushed the door open, stared at the darkness for two seconds, then clicked on the light.

"Are you a god? A human, sleep all afternoon?"

Xie Lan squinted his eyes under the light, "How did you record?"

"It's all over." Dou Sheng smiled, "I'll dye my hair back tonight and donate my clothes to Hope Primary School in the mountain area. Sweep away the negative energy and be myself again."

Xie Lan nodded, and couldn't help thinking, I hope the children in elementary school are really willing to accept pants with holes as long as one meter.

When Dou Sheng was at home, he would turn on a light whenever he passed by.After a while, all the lights upstairs and downstairs in the house will be turned on, and the whole house will be shrouded in lights. When Zhao Wenying is at home, he will scold him for being wasteful, but Xie Lan will feel that it is good to be bright and dignified.

He got up from the bed and watched Dou Sheng tidy up the pile of lenses and batteries on the trolley.

"Dou Sheng."

Xie Lan called him.

Dou Sheng turned around, "What's wrong?"

Xie Lan didn't say anything, I don't know what to say?

After a while, he suddenly remembered something, ran back to his room, and fumbled in the pencil case for a long time.

This thing was given to him by the aunt in the small cafeteria. She swiped him two yuan more that day with trembling hands, so she gave him money.

Dou Sheng straightened his back and looked back at Xie Lan, only to see Xie Lan running over with his sleepy hair.

"The wallet at station B is empty again, so I'll give you two credits like this. Do you want credit? Anyway, when I have coins, you can come to me with this to make up for you." Xie Lan said, "Thank you for your help." I defeated magic with magic in Guo Ruize."

As he spoke, he took out two steel coins from the pocket of his pajamas and placed them on Dou Sheng's table one by one.

crisp.

Dou Sheng was stunned.

The author has something to say: Doudan sits next to the keyboard and whistles.

Typing on the keyboard was tiresome, so he raised his hand to poke it somersault.

What are you doing?

Doudan smiled inscrutably and said: Show you the little token of friendship that Lazy gave me.

The person typing on the keyboard was curious: what is it? rwkk.

Doudan rummaged in the small cloth pocket for a long time, and took out two round things cherishingly.

It's a diamond.He caresses them admiringly, and the affection on behalf of the litter lasts forever.

There was silence on the keyboard.

After a long time, she pinched the two shiny things with her fingertips.

I was shocked: I said why my hairpin fell off, has the lazy guy never been beaten?