Million UP school god plays me every day

In the evening self-study, Xie Lan and Dou Sheng changed seats.

"Let me help you cover the eyes of the back door." Dou Sheng handed the phone to Xie Lan, and said in a low voice, "You can talk to them in the bean planting group."

Xie Lan was a little unsure when he took the phone, "Can they believe it's me talking?"

"You talk... There is a natural clumsiness, I can't even pretend to be that way." Dou Sheng thought for a moment, "Anyway, this group of people will do evil on my head, if it's you who explain it, maybe you can explain it. There is a silver lining."

Evening math study is not very quiet. Occasionally, some people discuss problems in a low voice, and everyone else wears earplugs tacitly.

Xie Lan was a little hesitant about the Q group called "Sow beans, get beans".

In fact, he is a little numb now, and he flipped through the comments for two hours during his lunch break. At the end of the review, he even suspected that he was about to be convinced.

Maybe his memory and self-knowledge are fake...?

Maybe he is Dou Sheng's cousin? ?

Che Ziming said that this is called "Join if you can't beat it".

Dou Sheng smiled, "Let's try again. If it doesn't work this time, it means that these wild dogs are really having fun. Let's not talk to them head-on. After a while, their excitement passes. Let me say that I have a normal boy friend like you."

Xie Lan hesitated and said, "But now some people think you're in love..."

"It doesn't matter." Dou Sheng glanced at the old horse in front of the podium table, and said in a low voice, "My fans just love to talk nonsense, but their mentality is very tolerant. Follow me, the core idea is three words, it doesn't matter."

He thought for a while and then muttered: "Actually, it's about being in love. I guess they know it's impossible in their hearts, and they're just playing around with me. I've been in a bit of a depression since the New Year, and it's not once or twice that they want to blow me up." gone."

Dou Sheng yawned as he spoke, and started to solve a competition problem.

He seemed to be at peace the whole time.

As he himself said, it doesn't matter, he doesn't care.

Xie Lan had no choice but to argue hard at the desk.

After a while, he raised his head and bumped Dou Sheng's elbow.

Dou Sheng raised his head from the paper, "?"

"They insisted that the hand belonged to a girl." Xie Lan frowned and asked in a low voice, "I want to express that the hands of boys and girls are very different. How should I say it?"

Dou Sheng tilted his pen and thought for a while, "Very different?"

"Oh." Xie Lan was stunned, "I seem to have seen this idiom before."

Xie Lan bowed his head for a while, then sighed irritably.

Dou Sheng couldn't help leaning over, "What's wrong?"

"Jian characters can't be typed." Xie Lan whispered.

Dou Sheng took a closer look: jong

He lay down on the table and laughed silently for a while, then typed the word for Xie Lan and sent it out.

Dou: I'm temporarily staying at his house, he's really a boy.The hands of boys and girls are very different, why do you think they are girls?

- too white and tender

-Warm and fragrant nephrite

- Charming

Dou: Hey, because I play the violin, I protect my hands and sometimes use lotion.

What is -lotion?

-Upstairs, it's hand cream.

- Oh yes, it's returnees.

- what country are you from

Beans: UK.

-Not bad

-I believed it was a girl just now, but now I feel that Douzi is pretending, just to show off.

- let him show it!

- what kind of violin do you play

Bean: violin.

Dou Sheng couldn't help but raised his head and asked, "Why did it become a question and answer?"

Xie Lan was stunned, "...that's right."

Walking out after school, Dou Sheng was wearing a bluetooth headset while making phone calls with the people from the pet shipping company, while continuing to review the chat records in the group.

I laughed a few times.

"Yes, one will be sent to City X, two will be sent to City S, hahaha, one will be sent to City G, come pick up the cat on weekends."

"Pfft... It's okay, you can check if there are any flights on the weekend first."

"Ah."

hang up the phone.

He put his phone in his pocket, "Xie Lan, thanks to you, they also found a few frames in the dialect video with your hand in the mirror. Anyone who usually picks and searches and refuses to pay coins will pay Yes, now the data has risen a wave."

Xie Lan pulled his sleeve and pulled the screen in front of him——

But no, 24 likes and 20 coins, doubled compared to the previous two days, a proper counterattack against Ye Shen next door.

The comments were all about "cousin"'s accidental camera hand.

Xie Lan's eyelids were a little heavy, and he said in a hoarse voice: "Your fans seem to be a little different."

"Don't pay attention to them." Dou Sheng smiled, "I said, does your friend with 300 million fans pay attention to these things?"

Xie Lan froze for a moment, "Huh?"

"Forget about what he taught you." Dou Sheng said, "My fans are different. They are all family members. They like to joke when they talk, but they don't take it seriously. Anyway, you should take it easy. This matter I also thought about it, if I really want to solve it immediately, there is only one way left."

Xie Lan was shocked, "What?"

"You appear on camera." Dou Sheng said, "I will broadcast a live broadcast, and you show your face in the camera for everyone to see. If you can't do it, then you can get a ticket back to China. The evidence is solid, and the matter will be closed."

Xie Lan faltered when he heard the words, "I don't really want to be on camera."

"Why?" Dou Sheng raised his eyebrows, "He's a handsome guy, so he's afraid of being seen?"

No reason, just not used to it.

It may be the so-called shyness of the camera, two years of YouTuber career only appearing in silhouette, and I am used to not showing my face.

Zhao Wenying was not there, and Dou Sheng had a 10-minute phone call with her to discuss which cold medicine is suitable for Xie Lan. The medicine that was finally decided on was not available at home, and had to be ordered for takeaway.

Xie Lan took a hot bath and rolled up in the quilt waiting for takeaway, but before the medicine arrived, she fell asleep.

Someone squeezed his mouth open in the chaos, and something with a plastic texture came in. His throat tickled, and he subconsciously swallowed.

Then there was a faint bitter taste in his mouth, and Xie Lan kept looking for candies in his dream.

Early the next morning, he was awakened by a scream from the next door.

"Good luck, you idiots!"

The four cats in Dou Sheng's house also woke up, meowing one after another.

Xie Lan sat up, the quilt was very hot, and when it was lifted, it became cold again.His limbs were soft and his stomach was very hungry, but fortunately his head was much lighter, and his fever should have subsided.

He looked for his cell phone in a daze, but when he touched the bedside table, he found something like a needle.

To be precise, it is thinner than normal needles. The push handle is a lovely green color. There are two rings at the end for the fingers. There is no needle near the "needle head", but a small elastic plastic tube with an open mouth.

Isn't this the unused pet medicine feeder that I bought from the hospital when I picked up the cat?

Why did this thing appear on his nightstand?

Xie Lan looked at it for a while in bewilderment, but he didn't understand, so he gave up and threw it away.

He found his phone and clicked on Weibo, but when he went in, he found something was wrong.

Everyone was shouting to Dou Sheng, "Go and see today's hot list at station B."

On the hot list of station B today, there is a rookie UP host named "Play Doudou if you are not happy", and published the first video of his career, the homepage of Tianxiang, which has been played 60 times so far.

"Thousand-Layer Routine of Beans"

I took a lot of scenes from Dou Sheng’s previous video, and cut them together with Xie Lan’s hands and Dou Sheng’s hands. The BGM is the Japanese song "カサネテク", translated into English and then translated into Chinese, it is probably "a thousand routines" "the meaning of.Sweet love style, the original lyrics are about some tips to attract the other half.

But this video has been transliterated in Chinese very spiritually.

"The first meeting will be broadcast live

Pretending to show off indifferently that I have a cousin!

Carefully choose pleasant milk tea in case TA is thirsty

Facing the fans, you have to say coldly that you can buy it casually!

Never hesitate to find the plane landed

Downcast Shut Down Cousin I'm Coming

I wore the youngest white with all my heart that day

Sportswear represents my free and easy personality!

Take TA to watch the wind on the roof at night

Let's call it creative

Is there any truth in the dialect?

Only the TA present will know!

There is still a fire to upgrade the relationship

But there are still many ways to capture TA!

One, hide the beauty in the golden house, don't let others know!

Second, when it was posted on Weibo, fans booed and watched TA blush!

Three, let the TA punch and aggravate the injury, revealing the collarbone for TA to see~

Doesn't TA still raise his hand and surrender?

This is the thousand ways Douzi likes you. "

Xie Lan: "......"

The bedroom door was pushed open, and Dou Sheng appeared with his mobile phone, looking at him hesitating to speak.

After a long time, Dou Sheng asked, "Is there a feeling of... your scalp is numb, and your whole body is electrified?"

"..." Xie Lan held down his trembling right hand with his trembling left hand, "Yes."

Xie Lan continued to look at the phone blankly.

He has already minimized the sound of the pink music, and maximized the screen-to-body ratio of the barrage in order not to see those outrageous Chinese lyrics.

But there seem to be more weird things in the barrage.

"are you feeling better?"

Dou Sheng put his mobile phone in his pocket, walked over and reached out to brush Xie Lan's messy hair on his forehead, and stroked his forehead.

"It's cool. The antipyretics I gave you last night were a bit strong. How about some porridge this morning?"

Xie Lan nodded, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

"When did you give me medicine?"

Dou Sheng casually glanced at the pet medicine feeder on the bedside table, "After you fall asleep."

Xie Lan: "??"

All kinds of outrageous things are about to burst the sick short-circuited brain.

Xie Lan and Dou Sheng sat and stood, silently watching the video played on the screen with a tacit understanding.

The sweet and cheerful melody keeps looping, which is a bit brainwashing.

After a few minutes, the video finally came to an end.

With the last ten seconds left, the music had stopped, and a few lines of words slowly appeared on the black screen.

[Burning Liver presents beans and a "cousin" who doesn't know if it's a boy or a girl]

[Purely for entertainment, moderate jokes outside of the video]

[Hope my favorite UP master Jian Jueshuai will get out of the trough and be happy]

Dou Sheng glanced at these words, his eyes seemed to fluctuate for a moment, but he quickly glanced away with a light smile, and snorted.

"A group of idiots." He said in a low voice, "I don't believe it for a while, and I believe it for a while, and they are playing me on purpose."

Xie Lan squeezed the phone and let it go for a while.

For some unknown reason, he suddenly had an urge, an urge he hadn't had for a long, long time.

He silently put a coin into the video, and asked in a low voice, "Did you announce the live broadcast of the game on Friday night, why don't you... come together?"