Million UP school god plays me every day

Xie Lan didn't know why sleeping on the street for two hours could make Dou Sheng sleepy.

On the way home, this brother was humming, and he was humming the theme song of a certain cartoon "H.Bloody", which happened to be his favorite song.

Xie Lan is famous for playing this song on YouTube. The arrangement is adjusted to a style suitable for violin performance. The rhythm of the climax part promotes continuous variation, splits in dialogue style, and a duet is played by a bow, blowing up the audience.

But he couldn't stand someone repeating a single in his ear, and it was looping into the house from the outside, and it was still looping through a wall after returning to the house.

Until he fell asleep in a daze, the same tune was in the dream.

This sleep made me feel dizzy, and when I woke up it was already afternoon, and Dou Sheng came to knock on the door.

"Surgery is scheduled, 03:30, are you coming?"

Xie Lan sat on the bed in a daze for a while, "Do you want to go directly to the evening self-study?"

English and Chinese rules, return to school at [-]:[-] on Sunday night for self-study.

Dou Sheng hummed, "Just get used to it."

On the way to the pet hospital, Dou Sheng suddenly asked, "Do you want to live in a dormitory?"

"Well?"

"I kind of want to." Dou Sheng yawned, "If you live in full bed, you can sleep for half an hour more in the morning, and you can go home on Friday and Saturday nights, without delaying anything."

Xie Lan hummed, "It's all right."

If Dou Sheng wants to live in the whole bedroom, he must also live, otherwise it would be strange to live alone in Dou Sheng's house.

Dou Sheng smiled, "You can continue to study if you don't want to. There are two big kings on the top of a mountain. It is only natural for the second cat to guard the territory when the big cat is away."

When I arrived at the pet hospital, I found that Yu Fei was not there. It was said that he had gone to catch the black cat's cubs.Che Ziming and Dai You are all there, and Wang Gou is also with him.

"I'm in the same dormitory with you." Wang Gou was so excited that he rubbed his hands, "Just after packing up, Dai You said he was coming, so I'll come and take a look."

Dou Sheng nodded, "Where's the cat?"

"Just went in."

There is no small window on the door of the operating room, and several people can only sit in the waiting area.

"Respiratory anesthesia is fine for the time being." Dai You explained: "It's just a routine operation now. Let's see if the cat can wake up after the operation."

Wang Gou sighed: "We have to wait."

Che Ziming clasped his hands together, "My palms are sweaty, I've known Mimi for almost two years, don't let anything happen to her."

Wang Gou raised his eyebrows: "Two years?"

"On the day of the enrollment report, Hu Xiujie said that there was a stray cat at the gate of the class, and asked the boys to catch her out. Herring and I got together. I thought it was a vicious big cat, but when I saw it, I was stupid. The little black cat with milky milk turned around and meowed at us. Meow."

"Okay." Wang Gou tutted, "It's love at first sight!"

Che Ziming nodded and said bitterly, "If something happens to Mimi, we won't be able to survive."

Wang Gou waved his hand immediately, "Don't tell me, live well."

Xie Lan was also apprehensive at first, but when he heard these two talking, he suddenly felt that his taste had changed.

Dou Sheng raised his eyelids, "What do you two say about cross talk?"

Che Ziming was taken aback, "That's right, why did you enter this mode?"

Wang Gou: "Huh?"

Che Ziming turned his head and frowned at him, "Is it because you've been flattering me!"

"No."

"Stop making jokes!!!"

"Okay."

"..."

Dou Sheng was overjoyed, and Xie Lan couldn't help but also laughed twice.

The operation took more than half an hour, and when it came out, the cat was wrapped in a small blanket, like a baby, and the nurse put it directly into Dou Sheng's arms.

Dou Sheng's movements froze instantly, "How can I hug you?"

"Just hug it like this, holding it with your hands." The nurse said happily: "Relax, yes."

The black cat in the blanket sticks out its tongue, a normal reaction after anesthesia, which looks a bit funny.

The nurse said that the recovery from anesthesia should be within half an hour, as long as the cat can wake up, there is no big problem.

As the nurse walked forward, Xie Lan found Dou Sheng secretly poking the kitten's tongue sticking out.

"?"

The hand is not owed.

Dou Sheng said, "I'm speeding up my recovery."

I don't know if the kitten's body became stronger as an adult, or Dou's awakening method is easy to use, but in about ten minutes, the cat really woke up.

Her first reaction after waking up was to rush out of the package, but Dou Sheng held her down mercilessly.

"I know how to run, and I am strangled by fate."

The little black cat struggled frantically, "Oh—"

"It's useless to shout, Xiti was hospitalized for two days." He took out his mobile phone and recorded a video to send to the group. Aite kissed Yu Fei, and then brought the cat in to the doctor.

After work, it was only half an hour before evening self-study. Che Ziming and the three of them were going to eat in the cafeteria. Dou Sheng was too lazy to leave, so he dragged Xie Lan to eat rice noodles near the school gate.

At the nearest one outside the west gate, Dou Sheng ordered a spicy fat beef, and Xie Lan ordered pork bones in golden soup, and each person was served with a casserole, which was still bubbling.

Xie Lan had never tasted this kind of smooth noodles, and it was okay after two bites.

"I want to discuss something with you." Dou Sheng said suddenly.

Xie Lan raised her eyes, "What?"

"There will be no updates this weekend." Dou Sheng looked calm. "There will be a lot of advertisements next month. I need to plan a commercial draft. I will temporarily suspend updates this weekend."

Xie Lan didn't say a word, she lowered her head and drank two mouthfuls of soup with a wooden spoon, then continued to slurp the rice noodles.

Dou Sheng clicked his tongue, "Can you do it?"

"Whatever you want." Xie Lan said lightly, "Your career is not mine. It's you who lose fans, not me. You decide."

Dou Sheng: "..."

Xie Lan put down the spoon, "Do you want to keep doing food and broadcasting?"

"what?"

Xie Lan looked at him, "From now on, you'll be doing food and broadcasting, and you won't record other video content?"

"Do you want to keep the dialect video that you came to school to record in the middle of the night?"

"Never get over camera shyness?"

Dou Sheng was stunned for a while, then clicked his tongue, "Your oral English has improved a lot."

Xie Lan frowned, "As long as I can speak, I can speak quickly. This is the power of DNA."

Dou Sheng couldn't hold back his joy.

But he didn't answer Xie Lan's words, and the two continued to chat about rice noodles. Occasionally, when Xie Lan raised his head, he would meet Dou Sheng who looked away nonchalantly.

I don't know if it was too obvious what he said just now, Dou Sheng seemed to be a little probing.

Just after eating, the group rang again frantically.

Yu Fei posted ten emoticons in a row.

- Herring: Is there anyone alive to help, shit, I'm going to be scratched to death by these cats.

-Herring: Hurry up at the entrance of Yangchang Lane.

- Herring: Is there anyone?

Soon Che Ziming replied.

- Cheerilee: Class is about to start... We are all sitting in the classroom.

- Dai You: Can you stabilize the cat first, and we'll talk about it after school?

- Herring: Give me a try.

Dou Sheng looked down at his phone.

-RJJSD: Whose self-study tonight?

- Dai You: Lao Ma's self-study, Hu Xiujie is said to have asked for leave today, don't you think...

-RJJSD: Xie Lan and I went to help.

Xie Lan: "???"

"Did I say I want to help?" Xie Lan was speechless, "I haven't written the math paper yet."

"Do you still need to write math? Come with me, and I will show you the general arguments I summarized for the college entrance examination composition. Is it a deal?"

Such a naked transaction is the most disgusting.

Xie Lan snorted coldly, "Deal."

Yu Fei had the mentality of finding Mimi's cubs, but finally found a litter of unknown cubs, including the mother and the cubs, a total of five.The mother ran away, and the four cubs panicked. Yu Fei wanted to stuff them into the bag, but the cat struggled too hard, and he didn't dare to use any force. One of them came out, and it turned into a GIF that was automatically played on a loop. Plug the cat perpetual motion machine.

Xie Lan was drunk when he saw the scene.

"I said—" Dou Sheng said while helping him stuff the cat, "What the hell are you doing?"

"I don't care, I scratch them all." Yu Fei gritted his teeth, "From now on, the wild cats around here will not run away if they see one neutered and one neutered."

Dou Sheng asked seriously, "Are you a ruthless egg-cutting machine?"

"Cutting eggs?" Xie Lan was taken aback, "What do you mean?"

Yu Fei sighed beside him, and Dou Sheng took out his mobile phone to poke a dictionary, and showed it to Xie Lan.

Xie Lan glanced at it, and his ears turned red unexpectedly.

It's normal for boys to discuss this together, but it's still a bit unbearable to see a person explaining this kind of vocabulary to you in writing.

When they arrived at the pet hospital, all three of them were sweating.

Today, these four cats are full of energy, shouting and competing in the hospital, cats meowing one after another.

"You have to come one by one, and you can pick up the cats after nine o'clock in the evening." The nurse said while opening the list, "They are all young male cats, and they don't need to be hospitalized. They can be released as normal after neutering."

"Bastard." Dou Sheng suddenly said next to Xie Lan.

Xie Lan was shocked, "What?"

Dou Sheng thought for a while, "A brief statement about neutering four cats and cutting off eight eggs in one go."

"Oh." Xie Lan sighed, "The beauty of Chinese is its simplicity."

On the side, Yu Fei showed an expression of doubting life.

This trip was much faster than yesterday, and we left after paying the money.

It was only [-]:[-] when the three of them reached the gate of the fast school.

Yu Fei returned to her usual unbearable appearance, walking lazily and procrastinatingly in front, while Xie Lan poked her phone behind her.

He was trying to search for Dou Sheng's WeChat nickname RJJSD, but unfortunately, there was no such person.

In fact, you can also ask people around you, but doing so is risky.One is not sure if Dou Sheng is the only one who lied to him, and the other is not sure if Dou Sheng bought them in advance.

Xie Lan glanced at the phone Dou Sheng was holding.

The most direct way is to take a peek, just open the software and scan the ID, it only takes a second.

"Fuck." Yu Fei suddenly stopped.

A few tens of meters away, Hu Xiujie stood at the school gate, his face livid.

He held a stack of three mobile phones in his hand, an iPhone without a case, a certain V with a red "Gong Xi Fa Cai" on it, and an old mobile phone suspected to be left over from ancient times.

If I remember correctly, they belong to Dai You, Che Ziming, and Wang Gou respectively.

A trace of ruin was added to Yu Fei's decadent face.

"Put your phone away, hurry up." Dou Sheng whispered without moving his lips.

Xie Lan was taken aback, and subconsciously put the phone into his trouser pocket.

"Help me, I don't have a pocket."

After the words fell, his trouser pocket sank, and Dou Sheng directly stuffed his mobile phone into it.

"All stand for me!"

Hu Xiujie's face was fierce, "You dare to run away from me even in self-study, every time you skip a class, you still walk slowly!"

Yu Fei and Dou Sheng stood in a row very skillfully, with their toes stepping on a line.

Xie Lan had never seen this kind of battle before, so she ran to Dou Sheng's side to align with him.

Hu Xiujie walked up to Dou Sheng first, "Mobile phone!"

"Teacher, I didn't bring it." Dou Sheng's voice softened, "You're already a sophomore in high school, who still brings a mobile phone?"

"Are you lying to a fool?" Hu Xiujie was furious. "You are very popular. If you skip class, three people will inform you. How dare you say you didn't bring your mobile phone?!"

Dou Sheng sighed, "I really didn't bring it. My mother ordered it, and it started when I returned to school this week. The three of them didn't know that I didn't bring it."

Hu Xiujie looked too lazy to listen to your nonsense, and directly reached out to pat his trouser pocket, "No pocket?"

"Ah." Dou Sheng said, "I'll look through your schoolbag for you."

There is nothing in his schoolbag.I came here for evening self-study on Sunday, and this brother arrogantly only brought a pack of cookies and two bottles of cocoa milk.

"Going to school, Dou Sheng, are you here with me on a spring outing?"

Hu Xiujie was so angry that his eyeballs almost fell out, "Did you write your homework?"

"Anyway, I will definitely write it when I check tomorrow." Dou Sheng said.

Hu Xiujie sneered, "You better be."

Yu Fei did not escape, his schoolbag had already been sent to the classroom, and Hu Xiujie immediately caught his cell phone hidden in his sleeve.

Then Hu Xiujie walked towards Xie Lan.

Xie Lan's heart tightened.

"Have you brought your mobile phone?" Hu Xiujie asked: "The teacher believes that you are an honest child, tell the truth!"

Xie Lan was a little scared.

It's amazing to say that he has never been yelled at in such a big way.

But he didn't show timidity on the surface, and whispered, "I didn't bring it."

Hu Xiujie glanced at his pocket and sneered, "You think your new teacher won't search you, right?"

"Pants pocket, take it out yourself!"

Xie Lan: "..."

Suddenly remembered a probability experiment.

There is a black ball and a white ball in the pocket, and if you grab one at random, the probability of catching both the black ball and the white ball is [-]/[-], and they do not interfere with each other. They are independent random events.

Xie Lan reached into his trouser pocket and took out the mobile phone on the outside.

Unfortunately, it belongs to Dou Sheng.

Dou Sheng's face turned numb.

Hu Xiujie sneered, "Sure enough!"

"I'm sorry, teacher." Xie Lan imitated Dou Sheng's pretending to be obedient and said in a low voice, "I won't dare next time."

"There is no next time, just this time." Hu Xiujie pointed to the small table under the red flag stage, "Escape from self-study, the three of you will write a self-criticism, and you will not return to the classroom until you finish it. Xie Lan! Your [-] characters! Chinese! Evening self-study get out of class is over and I brought the inspection to change my mobile phone."

"..." Xie Lan said in a low voice, "Teacher, why don't you give me your mobile phone, I don't want it."

"He wrote!" Dou Sheng immediately held Xie Lan's hand, "He wrote, teacher, I will teach him to write, word by word."