Million UP school god plays me every day

The conversation stalled.

After a while, the chemistry teacher grasped the key point, "What do you mean if you don't understand the question? Do you not understand the knowledge points, you are unfamiliar with the angle of investigation, or something else?"

Xie Lan was leaning against the window sill, slightly raising and lowering the index finger of his left hand, which was an unconscious movement similar to vibrato.

He is a little anxious.

The reason for handing in blank papers is very simple. First of all, I don’t know many characters, and second, I don’t know what they correspond to.This is true, but it is counter-intuitive - because normal overseas Chinese rarely have reading and writing skills as poor as his, not to mention that even if the knowledge system is not right, they should at least have heard the basics of nitrogen, hydrogen, aluminum and magnesium.

He originally saved a little bit of luck to get away with it, because according to experience, after careful explanation, he would often face the next question——

The male teacher next to him suddenly reacted: "Could it be that it is difficult to understand Chinese? Hey, but your parents are Chinese, right? Logically speaking, it shouldn't be so."

coming.

Xie Lan was shocked and left the window.

"They are Chinese." He subconsciously answered, and then his tone became hesitant, "But...they, um, are more..."

Speak less Chinese.

In other words, under Xie Jingming's insistence, he did not speak Chinese easily.

"What?"

A careless and slightly displeased voice sounded at the door.

Dou Sheng swayed in with his sleepy hair, his face was speechless, "It's really good to go to school together and fly a kite on the way."

Xie Lan froze for a moment, "What are you doing here?"

"Dou Sheng is here, just in time." The chemistry teacher beckoned, "Mr. Hu said you are familiar, do you know his usual level?"

"Xie Lan?" Dou Sheng glanced at Xie Lan, "Mathematics is higher than me, a rare god in the world. What's wrong?"

Xie Lan tried hard not to roll her eyes.

The chemistry teacher was helpless, "You are poor. He handed in a blank paper in chemistry and said he didn't understand the questions."

"Oh, that's it." Dou Sheng glanced back at Xie Lan, and gave him a bitch wink.

"..."

Xie Lan had a premonition that he would be cheated to death here today.

Dou Sheng turned his head around and didn't answer right away. He yawned sincerely first. He was really sleepy, and the eyelashes around his eyes were wet after the yawn.

Infected by him, the male teacher just now yawned too.

Then the biology teacher also covered his mouth.

Xie Lan was about to roll her eyes when she suddenly felt a kind of sleepiness rushing down her forehead and into her nasal cavity.

yawn--

"..."

This man is poisonous.

"What is there to worry about?" Dou Sheng stepped forward and glanced at the paper perfunctorily, "I went to England at the age of three, can I stand here and say hello teacher? My name is Xie Lan, I am a returnee, and my idol is the handsome Dou Sheng. , That’s not bad, you’re a man of Mengxi pens and Xinzhou Qianshan, who are you trying to embarrass? Why don’t people just write down the ancient method of copper smelting?”

The chemistry teacher was taken aback.

But she quickly scrolled back, "Only that one is ancient—"

Dou Sheng nodded again, "Isn't it divided into classes this time? I'll give him a trick to make him focus on physics. My mother wants us to be in the same class and let me cover him."

Xie Lan: "?"

The chemistry teacher was stunned, turned to Xie Lan, and frowned, "You didn't answer well on purpose? Look down on my chemistry?"

"..."

Xie Lan could no longer tell whether Dou Sheng wanted to save him or to make him die more.

But after a long time, Xie Lan hummed lightly.

The chemistry teacher's expression became complicated.

"It's just a small class placement test, what's the matter. In this way, the next monthly test, he—" Dou Sheng turned his head and pointed, "Chemistry [-], I'll keep it."

"Can you be seventy?" The chemistry teacher was instantly relieved, and said to Xie Lan: "In fact, education at home and abroad is different, and the starting point is understandable. Whether it is seventy or fifty-six, as long as the teacher knows what you are roughly The level is good, don't hand in a blank paper."

"Yeah." Xie Lan whispered, "I see, thank you teacher."

He paused, and then said, "In the next exam, reach the average score of the fourth class."

The office was suddenly quiet.

Dou Sheng, who was furtively picking candy from the desk pen holder, paused, then slightly raised the corners of his lips, and picked out a piece of imported chocolate biscuit.

"Ambition." The biology teacher said quietly from the side: "Then what about my biology."

Xie Lan collapsed again.

"I'll try to learn first." He said in silence for a while.

biology teacher:"……"

Coming out of the office, Xie Lan vaguely heard a few teachers discussing what he had heard about him these days through the door. It turns out that the perfect score in mathematics has been widely circulated, but no one mentioned him sixteen in Chinese. I guess Lao Qin didn't say it .

Before walking away, the last sentence I heard was that the biology teacher said that he would sort out his junior high school biology knowledge points for him when he went back.

"The teacher in Yingzhong is not bad." Dou Sheng asked lazily beside him.Putting one hand in his trouser pocket, he opened his mouth and yawned again, successfully sleeping Xie Lan again.

Xie Lan tried hard to suppress the desire to yawn, and turned her head to look at him.

Dou Sheng calmly said: "What are you looking at, are you shocked by this decadent and cool-looking handsome guy in front of you after staying up all night?"

Xie Lan said speechlessly, "Why don't you die."

Dou Sheng was so happy that he choked twice and yawned again.

Xie Lan looked down at the floor tiles in front, "Don't you want to ask?"

Dou Sheng raised his eyebrows, "Ask what?"

"Just those questions you lied to get past." Xie Lan's tone was very light, "Aren't you curious?"

Dou Sheng smiled indifferently, "I don't want to ask, curiosity killed the cat, no, it killed the big cat."

The two walked through this corridor in silence, and Dou Sheng said softly when turning the corner, "Don't you also have many questions that you haven't asked me. About my family and my previous experience, don't you also have those curiosity about me?"

Xie Lan paused slightly.

"This is a tacit understanding." Dou Sheng said indifferently, took out the piece of biscuit that Gang Ming had snatched, broke it, tore open the bag, squeezed half of it, and threw it into his mouth.

"Eat." He casually gave the rest to Xie Lan.

A lot of people gathered near the public notice board in front, and the students came out of the classrooms to go there one after another, and the corridor became more and more noisy.

"No way, just post the class placement results." Dou Sheng cast a glance, "You go and have a look first, I'm going to the bathroom."

"Ah."

The members of the fourth class also came out, and Che Ziming sprinted to Xie Lan's side, his eyes widened: "Lan, what's the matter with you, are you dissatisfied with the education level in China, and use this performance art to express Resentment?!"

Xie Lan's arm hurt from being pulled by him, and his eyes scanned the list of each class, and fell to "Mathematics and Science A" on the far left.

Dou Sheng ranked first, with 148 in mathematics, 99 in physics, and a total score of 247 in both subjects.

Dayou 229nd, [-].

Dong Crystal third, 224.

Wang Gou fourth, 223.

Xie Lan scrolled down, and the scores of the next four classes were very dense, one point by one point, all the way to 214, Xie Lan.

Physics is only 64, which is expected, because the questions are too long and convoluted. Apart from proper nouns, there are many words that he does not know, especially the last big question. He has read it at least [-] times and sketched it Sentences were broken in the question stem, and in the end the entire area was smeared, and I didn't understand what the question wanted to express.

I believe that anyone who sees his papers will sigh with emotion.

But what made Che Ziming crazy was not Physics 64, but the general subject scores and year rankings written on the far right.

Mathematics 150, Physics 64, Chinese 16, English 105, Chemistry 0, Biology 0

The total score is 335, ranking 14 in mathematics and science, and ranking 470 in the whole science year.

"After our class, you are the brightest star in the night sky, a speck of green among the red clusters." Che Ziming clicked his tongue behind him, "How can this chemical creature put this painted egg on you? It's outrageous."

Xie Lan casually asked, "What do you mean by Nima?"

"Ah." Che Ziming touched his nose, "It's just to strengthen the tone, why is it so outrageous!"

"Understood." Xie Lan nodded.

His eyes fell on the English score which was far lower than he imagined, and he froze suddenly.

Forget about the English teacher!

Xie Lan turned his head and squeezed out from the crowd, just in time to see Dou Sheng approaching unhurriedly from a distance, followed by a woman with a cool temperament in a goose yellow shirt skirt.

Xie Lan had seen her on the teacher display board, Ge Li, an English teacher in Class [-].

Ge Li beckoned to Xie Lan from afar, asking him to go to a place with few people over there to talk.

"You are Xie Lan, right?" Ge Li's voice was still gentle, "I am Mr. Ge, English teacher of Class [-]. I heard Mr. Hu said that you came back from England?"

Xie Lan hummed, "Hello, teacher."

"How long did you go to the UK? Did you go to junior high school and primary school in the UK?"

"Yes." Xie Lan said, "I... went out when I was three years old."

"Three years old?" Ge Li was startled, and then smiled helplessly, "No wonder you passed the exam like this."

Xie Lan didn't understand what she meant, but she also knew that she didn't do well in the exam.

Most of the questions on that paper look like... How should I put it, similar to [I have a ______. A. Puppy; B. Dog; C. Dog; D. Puppy]

He sighed and said in a low voice, "That's outrageous."

Geli: "What?"

Dou Sheng next to him slammed his elbow and lip-synced in shock: What are you talking about?

"Huh?" Xie Lan was a little confused, "What's wrong?"

Ge Li frowned and looked at Xie Lan for a while, then shook her head and sighed, "I didn't learn well just after returning to China. That's right, I hang out with Dou Sheng every day..."

Dou Sheng was speechless, "I'm lying on the gun."

"Okay, okay." Ge Li waved her hand, "That's right, I have also met some students who went abroad. According to experience, the later you go abroad, the better you will do in the exam when you come back. Those like you who went abroad at the age of three are actually half-time students. I'm an Englishman, my grammar must be awkward, I'll have to work on it."

Xie Lan hummed, "I'm not British, not half of them, anyway, I'll try my best to keep up."

He hated the label of being British too much, especially after Xie Jingming tried his best to stick this label on him, and even wanted to find a British mother for him.

Ge Li nodded, "Also, you have to tell Teacher Hu about the three-year-old thing. The teachers thought you were out of high school and came back. After all, this is what happened before. Okay, about Let's talk about basic English classes on weekends, don't forget to sign up."

"teacher."

Xie Lan called to stop the person who was in a hurry to leave.

Ge Li turned around, "Is there anything else?"

Xie Lan paused, "Well, English, shall I make up for it myself?"

"Why?" Ge Li frowned, "Do you know what the average English score of Class 132 is, [-], and you are already at the bottom of the list."

Xie Lan sighed, "I have a few subjects that are more urgent."

"What else?" Ge Li frowned and glanced at the big list, followed Mathematics A down, found Xie Lan, and turned right again.

Then she stayed.

Really, dumbfounded.

Xie Lan sighed, "Is it just—"

Before he finished speaking, he was teased by Dou Sheng again.

Dou Sheng took over the conversation, "Is it just Ni--your English subject is already considered good, and the chemistry and biology teachers are all queuing up and collapsing."

"..."

Ge Li's expression was solemn, and she nodded slowly for a long time, "It's true."

Ge Li left, Dou Sheng glared at Xie Lan: "You are sick, who did you learn from?"

"The car is clear." Xie Lan didn't understand, so, "Isn't it okay to strengthen the tone? If you don't do well in the English test, it's ridiculous. You can eat it normally, and Teacher Hu is scary—"

Dou Sheng didn't finish listening to this series of inferences, so he walked into the crowd without saying a word, grabbed Che Ziming's neck, and dragged him to a corner to talk.

After the big list of classes was posted, all classes began to "move" vigorously.

Class 16 was the one with the fewest changes. A total of 148 people went out. Except for Chen Ge, all of them entered the "General A" next door.There were four newcomers including Xie Lan. One of them was wearing a full school uniform with a red sweater collar turned up. It was Wang Gou who got a good score of [-] in mathematics.

As soon as Wang Gou came in, he searched for his "benefactor" everywhere, and finally sat down contentedly on the right side of Xie Lan, at the place separated from Dou Sheng in the aisle.

The sound of tables and chairs being moved all around was very noisy. Dong Jingjing just sent out an application form for extra classes on weekends. Xie Lan chose Chinese in the basic Chinese and mathematics competitions on Saturday morning, and chose English in the basic English and biological basics on Saturday afternoon. biology.

Other subjects can be solved by themselves, and Sunday can be free.

He suddenly remembered something, and said to Dou Sheng beside him, "It's Friday, do you have time tomorrow night?"

Dou Sheng: "Huh?"

"You've helped me a lot in the past two days." Xie Lan said, "Thank you for preparing the pot of meat sauce for you."

Dou Sheng was stunned, and quickly said, "No, I can do it myself. And you have a class tomorrow afternoon, right? By coincidence, I plan to record in the afternoon when the light is the best."

"Don't be polite to me." Xie Lan smiled, "Your dynamic preview was obviously Sunday, and I don't have class on Sunday."

"..."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but there was a flash of panic in Dou Sheng's eyes.