When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

In order to lose weight in the shortest time, Cheng Xiexing did it together with exercise.

He was running slowly around the edge of the yard, round and round.

Suddenly, he heard the sound of a car engine.

Cheng Xiexing looked down at his watch and was taken aback for a moment.

"At this point, isn't Wen Luheng usually working in the company?"

Cheng Xiexing raised his hand, wiped the sweat from his forehead, dragged his tired and hungry body, and walked slowly towards the gate of the villa.

The villa has an underground garage where many cars are parked.

From a distance, Cheng Xiexing saw a group of strangely dressed people coming out of the garage one after another.

There are Taoist priests holding gossip mirrors and mahogany swords, monks wearing cassocks, and fortune tellers holding crystal balls...

Cheng Xiexing was dumbfounded.

"Are the rich people nowadays so superstitious?"

Even in the 21st century, he has heard of some technology companies' tricks on servers.I don't know what big project Wen Luheng is going to do recently, but he hired so many people in one go.

In fact, Wen Luheng didn't do these showy operations at all.Otherwise, he didn't have to suddenly ask his assistant to find a reliable person. Many superstitious rich people have masters they trust.

Cheng Xiexing didn't ask any more questions, walked upstairs slowly, and went into the bathroom to wash off the smell of sweat.

Downstairs, the group of masters were still belittling each other, and the scene looked very magical.

The housekeeper sent people hot tea and entertained them enthusiastically.

Half an hour later, the protagonist Wen Luheng finally came back.

Recently, he was busy losing weight, and Cheng Xiexing didn't take any jobs.Hearing the noise downstairs, he immediately opened the door, and went down to watch the commotion.

Wen Lvheng sat on the sofa in the living room, with an elegant posture, carrying a trace of inviolable nobility.Even if there are such a bunch of "strange people" around him, he is not afraid at all.

Cheng Xiexing came over and wrapped his arms around his neck from behind, as if we were good friends.

"Luheng, what big project are you planning to do recently, and you have invited so many people?"

The sudden intimacy stunned Wen Luheng for a moment.

Although Cheng Xiexing came from behind, wrapping his arms around his neck.But because there is a thick sofa between the two, the physical contact between the two is only the arm part.

Wen Luheng quickly adjusted his posture, stretched out his hand, and gently patted Cheng Xiexing's arm away.

"Get your big project."

Cheng Xiexing froze from the melon-eating crowd to the player in the game in a second: "What?"

"You've been very wrong lately. Before, you were always reincarnated like a starving ghost. But recently..."

Wen Luheng actually didn't really want to believe in these strange things, but he couldn't find a reasonable explanation.So I can only give it a try, a dead horse is a living horse doctor.

Before Cheng Xiexing could tell the truth, the monk sighed.

"I can see that this benefactor has black air between his brows. It is obvious that the evil spirit has entered his body and caused his mental distress..."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

A group of masters began to analyze carefully, and each of them spoke clearly.

If Cheng Xiexing hadn't known what was going on with him, he would have been fooled by them.

The Taoist also said that he would open the altar to drive away evil spirits.

The monk said that he could chant scriptures to drive away evil spirits...

There are different packages to choose from, Cheng Xiexing was stunned.

"Wen Luheng, are you still planning to let them open the altar and give me the ashes from the incense burner?"

On TV, they act like that!

Cheng Xiexing's face turned pale: "Eat those things and put them in your stomach. I'm afraid they will eat people to death."

Although he is really fine, he doesn't need to eat these things if he explains clearly.But my friend believes in these things, and maybe one day he will die of poisoning because of eating some weird things!

"You, don't slander with empty words! You evil..." The Taoist looked unhappy, "My ancestral incense burner gray water..."

Wen*/Lu Heng looked sober, but still maintained a skeptical attitude towards these things.

"Don't worry, I'll let him try it first."

This time, the expression of the Taoist priest who was originally righteous changed instantly.

"If you don't believe me, then please hire someone else. I won't serve you anymore!"

Cheng Xiexing looked at the different types of magic sticks in the room, and let out a muffled laugh.

"There's no need to hire another expert, didn't you hire a bunch?"

Cheng Xiexing, in order to clear up superstitions for his little friends, also reasoned with these people, and successfully drove away some of them.

"This evil spirit has started to drive people away. He just wanted to drive us away because he felt threatened. Donor, I would like to advise you. If you really want your house to be safe, you'd better let us chant scriptures and practice deeds as soon as possible."

Someone finally couldn't bear it any longer, and directly took out the yellow talisman from his clothes: "Monster, let's see how I get rid of you!"

Wen Luheng couldn't bear to watch this farce.

"Enough!" Wen Luheng raised his hand and rubbed the space between his brows, "Butler, see off the guests."

The assistants are all looking for a group of people who are good at cheating and abducting.

Cheng Xiexing smiled happily: "Lu Heng, you just need to figure it out. We have to believe in science..."

"I have always believed in science. It was you who made me doubt life and find another way." Wen Lvheng said quietly, "You have been so strange recently."

Cheng Xiexing sighed: "I don't want to either. But I'm about to join the group, and I'm playing the role of a beggar with a yellow face and thin skin. But I've been fed a few pounds recently, no matter how good the makeup artist is, there's nothing I can do about it Turn decay into wonder."

Wen Luheng: "..."

"The problem is, if you go on a semi-hunger strike to lose weight, it's not good for your health. I'll find a professional dieter and give you a reasonable weight loss plan."

"No need, it's a waste of money." Cheng Xiexing waved his hand, "You don't even think about it. I have to join the group in a few days. If you want to make a quick success, you can only eat less and exercise more. When you are so thin that you look yellow and emaciated on the camera Feeling, how can the body be healthy?"

Wen Luheng took a deep look at him: "Actually, you don't have to work so hard. There is no shortage of stutterers like you at home. There is no need to waste your body just to make money."

"I'm dedicated." Cheng Xiexing raised his head, "It's impossible to just look for those easy roles because acting is hard, right? Acting is never easy, you have to work with a working attitude, not a holiday mentality. "

Although Cheng Xiexing has always been out of tune, he is still very serious and principled in his work.

Seeing this, Wen Luheng had no choice but to stop him.

He can only find a nutritionist first, wait for Cheng Xiexing to finish filming, and ask the nutritionist to make up for him.

At this moment, Wen Luheng's phone rang, and it was an assistant calling.

After listening to the assistant's work report, Wen Luheng nodded slightly.

"Well, I see." Wen Luheng's eyes darkened: "By the way, your bonuses for this month and next month are gone. What kind of thing did you find, you actually want to feed people gray water from the incense burner."

assistant:"……"

The baby feels bitter, but the baby doesn't say anything.

It's not like he specializes in these things. If he is in a hurry to find some master, it's good if he can conjure it up!

Cheng Xiexing, who was on the side, was stunned, and secretly wrote down a note for his assistant.

It turned out to be this scam.

The assistant is wronged!

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Time passed by, and it was finally time for Cheng Xiexing to film.At this time, he has successfully lost weight, and wearing a mask, his whole body is like a piece of paper walking, which is shocking.

The director has been busy with filming recently, and didn't follow dramas or variety shows.Cheng Xiexing's knowledge is a small supporting role, so he naturally doesn't pay too much attention to the other party's current situation.

However, if someone wants to grab a role, they gossip with the director.He took out a screenshot of Cheng Xiexing on the variety show, saying that Cheng Xiexing hadn't lost much weight at all, and that his filming image would probably not fit Barabara...

The director also hesitated.

However, it is not easy to find a sudden change of actors.Except for Cheng Xiexing, everyone else's performance that day felt a bit poor.If it still can't be saved with makeup, he just wants to give up.

As a director, he still wants to make his own works well.

The director was still telling the makeup artist to find a way to make Cheng Xiexing as thin as possible.

As a result, the director was shocked when Cheng Xiexing walked into the dressing room.

This, this whole person is thin and out of shape, right?Is this going straight to liposuction? !

Cheng Xiexing was followed by two bodyguards in black, but at first glance, it seemed that the two bodyguards were not here to protect him, but to help him when he fainted.

The director looked a little ugly, and asked cautiously: "Are you really okay, do you want to go to the hospital for a checkup first?"

"I'm OK. After putting on makeup, I can start filming."

Cheng Xiexing patted his chest lightly.

director:"……"

He didn't say much, turned around and went to the logistics, and asked the other party to prepare glucose or something.

As long as he chooses the right role, Cheng Xiexing's acting skills are very stable.

In the blink of an eye, three days passed.

Cheng Xiexing finished all the shooting and went back to the hotel to rest.

Of course, with his scheming mind, he revealed to Wen Luheng that his working hours were 4 days.The bodyguards were responsible for protecting his safety. They didn't know how many scenes he had, so naturally they couldn't inform Wen Lvheng.

Cheng Xiexing picked up the room phone, clicked on the menu, and ordered a bunch of dishes.

After dieting to lose weight, sudden overeating is harmful to health and should be raised gradually.Cheng Xie Xing understood the truth, but he couldn't restrain himself!

"Fortunately, I was smart and lied about the completion time. Otherwise, Wen Luheng would not let me order so many delicious food~" Cheng Xiexing licked his lips, excited.

What roast duck, braised prawns, husband and wife lung slices...

The security guard realized that Cheng Xiexing had finished filming when he saw a sumptuous meal being delivered to the guest room.

Cheng Xiexing was feasting in the hotel and was so excited.

However, his stomach couldn't help tossing.After so many days of starvation, suddenly there is a lot of fish and meat, how can I bear it?

Soon, Cheng Xie Xingji began to have a stomachache.

His face turned pale, and he shouted with trembling lips, "Bao, bodyguard!"

However, because of his stomach pain, he was also weak in speaking.Through a door, the bodyguards outside couldn't hear it at all.

He had no choice but to shake his hands, took out his cell phone, and called his friend.

"Luheng, help, help. I, I shouldn't steal, steal behind your back..."

Wen Luheng was dealing with official business in the office, and the assistant who was holding the document and reporting to work was stunned.

Stealing food in marriage, is this so wild? !

Help?What to save, is it that the fairy jumped while hunting wild food outside?