When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

The car crossed the cement road and came to the West Village.

Wen Luheng bought a house on the mountain for farmhouse fun, and after having it cleaned, he added some decorations.Although not very high-end, it is full of pastoral atmosphere.Isn't this the kind of feeling that farmhouses want?

Because "Challenge, Brother" went viral, the resident guests are not low now.They must not like such an ordinary place.

Even though it was a little fresh when I first came here, it is still far behind a five-star hotel.

"If it wasn't for work, I wouldn't want to come to this kind of place." Liu Shuangshuang muttered.

Cheng Xiexing dragged the suitcase and walked in.

"Aunt Liu, are you here again?" Liu Shuangshuang was a little surprised.

After all, the flying guests of "Challenge Brother" are almost changed every episode, and few guests will appear on the show for two consecutive episodes.

"Maybe the director knows that I miss you, my daughter, that's why he put me on the show to see you."

To be called a daughter by a peer, don't mention this feeling...

Liu Shuangshuang smiled awkwardly, picked up her phone, and started searching.

There's no way, Cheng Xiexing only became popular this year.Although he ate the opponent's series of shocking big melons before, it was Cheng Scumbag who appeared the most at that time, not his full name.Because she was filming and memorizing lines all day long, her brain capacity was almost taken up, how could she still remember so much?

Cheng Xiexing dragged his suitcase and walked into the guest room.

He put his things away and planned to go out for a walk.

The recording of the show has not yet started, and the guests are arriving one after another.Before everyone was there, the guests who arrived first started chatting.

Cheng Xiexing had no interest in this, he started pacing in the hotel with his hands behind his back.

He looked around with a scrutinizing gaze that seemed to survey property.

Liu Shuangshuang was at a loss: "Why do I feel like you are the leader who came to inspect?"

"My dear girl, this is the Liu family's property~ I'm just inspecting the family's property~"

Cheng Xiexing said with a smile, half-truths and half-false words, very difficult to distinguish.

Liu Shuangshuang laughed: "Didn't you elope with someone? What does the family's property have to do with you?"

"Don't mention such a sad thing, okay?" Cheng Xiexing touched his face.

The other guests present were so amused that they all laughed.

The guests arrived one after another, and the recording of the program finally started.

"Welcome everyone to Xicun Nongjiale. This is the hometown of Jin Zhu's father, Wen Luheng. You can meet relatives of Jin Zhu's father in the village..."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

What are the relatives of the patron's father?The legal partner of the patron's father is standing in front of you!

"Wow, this is Wen Luheng's hometown!" Liu Shuangshuang looked surprised, "I heard that in order to conquer a man's heart, you must first conquer his stomach. I will learn the dishes here, maybe I can Fascinating him with his hometown food, hahaha..." Liu Shuangshuang joked.

Cheng Xiexing began to think seriously.

Hometown food?Auntie Wen's cooking skills are superb, super delicious.Unlike his mother, every meal is like pig food, it's just cooked food.Every time he eats very little at home, but when he is a guest at Wen's house, he eats bang bang bang...

"I don't think this path will work. Wen's chef must cook delicious food. It's hard to excel in competition with professionals."

Having said that, Cheng Xiexing couldn't help but licked his lips.

That cook lives up to his high salary, and the dishes are delicious! ! !

"Alas, my dream of being a wealthy family has just been shattered." Liu Shuangshuang pretended to sigh.

"That's not necessarily the case. The cook didn't get married into a wealthy family, so maybe he's not good at it? Maybe you can do the opposite, and make it as bad as it is. That way, you will definitely attract his attention !"

Liu Shuangshuang: "...Why do I feel that you are hurting me?"

"No, I just made a bold assumption." Cheng Xiexing said seriously.

It stands to reason that my friend has seen so many beauties, but I can't find any personality.As a result, I didn't like any of them.Maybe it's because my friend has a special taste...

Everyone: "..."

On the other hand, the director at the side began to think seriously.

So the gold master's father's taste is so unique?No wonder Cheng Xiexing was able to take him down... Who would have thought of such an idea?

The director picked up the horn and coughed lightly.

"Today, the farmhouse kitchen will cook a table of delicious food for everyone, but you need to obtain the ingredients yourself. Now announce today's ultimate task: catching geese!"

As soon as the words fell, everyone's expressions changed.

The tyrant of the farm, the evil goose! ! !

The goose was vicious, and with one mouthful, the person who was caught immediately cried for his father and mother.Even if the guests present have never been hit by a goose, they can still imagine the terrifying scene.

"Director, I'm here to appear on a variety show, not to the west!" Cheng Xiexing waved his little hand in resistance.

The director was unmoved and beckoned.

The prop group took out clothes with plastic straps and matching rain boots.

Cheng Xiexing was taken aback: "Isn't this a tool for Xiatian?"

"Yes, I can give you a little protection. It won't hurt too much if you are attacked by geese." The director said seriously.

Liu Shuangshuang almost collapsed: "That will hurt too!!!"

"Don't worry, in addition to the protective gear, we have also prepared catching tools. However, you need to complete other tasks to get points. Those with high points can give priority to catching tools."

Only then did everyone breathe a sigh of relief.

This director is quite human.

The director just wants to make the stars laugh and make the audience laugh, after all, the truth is the secret of their high ratings.But there is a limit to being a celebrity. If his thighs are really swollen, the director will probably be scolded to death by fans and passers-by.

"The ultimate mission is the last mission. Our first mission is to dig sweet potatoes. The villagers in West Village have planted a lot of sweet potatoes. Now that the sweet potatoes are ripe, you need to help the villagers dig sweet potatoes for food."

Cheng Xiexing: "What ingredients are you getting?"

"sweet potato."

Everyone was silent: "..."

"Is our labor force only worth a little sweet potato?" Cheng Xiexing's eyes widened, "You're Zhou Papi!"

The director chuckled: "Correct me, my surname is Wang, and Wang Papi."

Everyone: "..."

Although I really want to complain, but the task is still to be done.The prop group handed the hoes to everyone, and then led them to the sweet potato field.

A plainly dressed middle-aged woman was already waiting for everyone there, carrying a hoe.

"I am your teacher, today I will teach you how to dig sweet potatoes..." The middle-aged woman recited the lines that she had been silently reading for a long time in her heart.

As soon as she finished reading, she narrowed her eyes.

"Hey, Cheng Xiexing, how is your kid here?"

Cheng Xiexing wiped his nose in embarrassment and walked out of the crowd.

"I'm a star, isn't it normal to record a variety show?"

"Oh, that's right. I remember that there were a bunch of reporters who came to your house to surround you." The woman turned the hoe, "How can I teach you? Isn't your kid digging sweet potatoes very smooth? Your father The sweet potatoes you planted are just ripe, and you haven’t dug them out for sale yet, so you dig them up with a hoe and eat them.”

Cheng Xiexing's face flushed red: "The camera is on, give me some privacy. Now, people all over the country will know about it."

The most troublesome thing is to meet the elders, and to open his mouth is all kinds of "bad things" he did when he was a child.

Liu Shuangshuang laughed a few times: "Director, do you have coke soda melon seeds for sale? My friend and I moved a small stool over to eat melons slowly."

"What kind of melon do you eat? You dig the sweet potatoes."

Cheng Xiexing raised his hand and gently patted the middle-aged woman on the shoulder.

"I can dig sweet potatoes, but they can't. A bunch of free labor, hurry up~"

Guests: "..."

At this moment, they seemed to see black demon wings sticking out from Cheng Xiexing's back!

It was the first time for a middle-aged woman to be on TV, and she was a little cautious.But she patiently taught everyone how to dig sweet potatoes.

All the guests were assigned a basket with a time limit of one hour.At that time, it will be calculated according to the number of sweet potatoes dug up, and a ranking will be made. No.1 gets the most points, and then decreases all the way...

Cheng Xiexing was born in poverty, and has been doing farm work with his family since he was a child.Although it has been a long time since he accidentally traveled to another world, but after returning to his old job, he quickly got started.

These days of training were not in vain, Cheng Xiexing was still very strong in his hands, and he did not embarrass himself in front of the camera.

However, there are guests who have been exercising all year round in the team.Although it was the first time for the other party to learn it, he had great strength and did not feel tired after waving the hoe for a long time, leaving everyone far behind.

The middle-aged women worked very neatly. While digging sweet potatoes, they peeped at the progress of the guests.

"Xie Xing, hurry up. You can be from the West Village and take the first place, honoring your ancestors."

"This kind of first, can't you talk about Guangzong Yaozu?" Cheng Xiexing couldn't laugh or cry, he dug for a while, and couldn't help stopping to rest, "Oh, it can't be done, I have to rest for a while."

The middle-aged woman shook her head: "You probably have been an actor outside for too long, and you are not used to doing farm work. In the past, Doriso, who worked slowly, was beaten by your father, and ran very fast..."

"I beg you, hold your hand high and stop talking." Cheng Xiexing repeatedly begged for mercy.

The middle-aged woman smiled and closed her mouth, unable to bear the urge to gossip all the year round.

An hour passed, and several guests took a break for a few minutes.

The staff has been counting, and as soon as the time expires, the ranking will come out.

Although Cheng Xiexing can dig sweet potatoes, it is not a particularly difficult skill to learn, and with strong opponents, he only won No.3.

After working for an hour, the director naturally didn't continue to squeeze them, but took them into the house and let them rest for a while.

The staff of the farmhouse brought fruit plates to everyone.

The fruits are all cut up and put together into a very beautiful appearance.

"Wow, it's obviously a farmhouse, but the fruit plate is so high-end."

Cheng Xiexing smiled: "The fruit is not only beautiful, but also delicious. I have eaten these since I was a child, and I bought fruit when I was working outside, and I feel that it is not as good as the ones at home."

"Hey, that's right. You are from Xicun, so you and Wen Luheng are from the same village!" Liu Shuangshuang suddenly discovered Huadian.

Cheng Xiexing was still holding a grapefruit in his hand and almost choked to death.

The topic I don't want to face the most is still here.

Liu Shuangshuang covered her mouth: "By the way, there was a discussion outside just now about conquering Wen Luheng with cooking skills. Does he really like to eat bad food? How about looking up at the starry sky pie, or canned herring?"

Cheng Xiexing held Yuzu's hand, trembling slightly: "..."

The unscrupulous director will probably broadcast this episode, and when Wen Luheng watches the variety show, he will definitely strangle him to death! ! !

At this moment, Wen Luheng is still working in the company, completely unaware that his reputation has been victimized.