When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Without Wen Luheng, the big boss, the number of volunteers returned to even numbers.

The game of the eagle catching the chicks started again. Cheng Xiexing played the role of the eagle and ran to catch the children.Everyone played and laughed together.

It wasn't until night fell that everyone finally left by car.

Cheng Xiexing returned home exhausted.The living room at home was lit, and the butler saw him, and immediately ordered the maid to serve the food.

"What did you cook at home today?"

"Several dishes are your favorite." The butler smiled, "Master said you worked hard today, let the kitchen cook more of your favorite dishes."

"For he has a conscience." Cheng Xiexing snorted.

He turned and walked into the restaurant, ready to eat.Wen Lvheng from the upstairs study also came down to prepare meals.

Cheng Xiexing was a little surprised: "Haven't you eaten yet?"

"Well, wait for you, and save them from having to clean up the tables on both sides."

Cheng Xiexing rested his chin with one hand: "Really? Why do I feel that you want to wait for me to come back so that I can accompany you to eat? Little friend Wen, do you need an adult to accompany you when you eat? Do you want an adult to coax you? Be good, baby, open your mouth, ah ~"

The veins on Wen Luheng's forehead twitched.

Sure enough, Cheng Xiexing couldn't be ignored.After 1 minute of habit, he can go to the house to reveal tiles!

"Why don't you open your mouth? It's really hard to coax a baby." Cheng Xiexing muttered, and put the food into his mouth.

"Speaking of which, those strange volunteers in the orphanage are all here for you. After all, there are people taking pictures at the scene, and there will be a corporate press release at that time. If you read the news, see the photos, say Maybe it will be. I have to say, these people's minds are really flexible enough."

Cheng Xiexing was like a machine gun, constantly blaspheming without stopping.

"You came here in person today. How about it? Have you found someone with a kind heart who just hit your criteria for choosing a spouse?"

After a bunch of beeps, Cheng Xiexing finally took a few more bites.

It's just that his eyes were glued to Wen Luheng's body, gossiping like hell.

Wen Lvheng glanced at him: "The good heart has not been discovered, but the ugly soul has found one. Now it is standing in front of me, and the light of the incandescent lamp is almost completely blocked."

The ugly soul deity said: "In this case, why do you feed my ugly soul with food?"

Cheng Xiexing stretched out his finger and pointed to the plates of exquisite dishes on the table.

"Support you to death and eliminate harm for the people." Wen Lvheng said quietly.

"Cough cough cough..."

This reason was too strong, and Cheng Xiexing thought he was willing to bow down.

I have to say, my friend's hardest and most soft-hearted problem has not changed at all~

If Wen Luheng's business partners knew about this evaluation, they would probably vomit blood.With a hard mouth and a soft heart, Wen Luheng is a ruthless profiteer!

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The variety show "Challenge, Brother" broadcasts one episode a week, and it is recorded and filmed at the same time. In the second week after filming, Cheng Xiexing's episode is about to be staged.

The trailer is very beautiful. In the clip, everyone is wearing the costumes of the Republic of China. The beauty of men and women is very seductive.

Cheng Xiexing wore a pink butterfly dress with a few simple hairpins on his head.The simple attire made his features picturesque and seductive.

Even though he was sitting in front of the vanity mirror with deep frowns and no joy, he was still shockingly beautiful!

Fans of Yan Gou's drama were instantly fascinated when they saw this makeup!

The sideshow video continued to play, and an ink-colored font gradually emerged from light to dark: Cheng Xiexing.

Cheng Xiexing?The name sounds familiar...

Wait, Cheng Xiexing! ! !

Cheng Xiexing's fan site exploded.

"Xing Xing is not only handsome, but even women's clothes are so good-looking. I fell into the pit completely and couldn't even crawl out!"

"Crowdfunding chased down the make-up artists before Xing Xing became popular. Xing Xing has such a good background. Men's clothes are handsome and women's clothes are beautiful. What the hell were the make-up artists before!"

In fact, it's no wonder the makeup artist.With Cheng Xiexing's outstanding appearance, he is always the focus of attention wherever he goes.But he was unwilling to sacrifice his appearance for the sake of stardom, so he naturally offended some people.But his peers were jealous of his looks, so they naturally asked the makeup artist to paint him uglier, and not let him steal the limelight from the protagonist!

Cheng Xiexing hadn't received a job for a long time, and as soon as the extras came out, he rushed to the living room with his mobile phone.

Wen Luheng, who was drinking tea, was "forced" to watch a variety show sideshow.

"How about it, do I look good?"

Wen Luheng raised his eyes and glanced at him.

"Do you know what's the best thing about this movie?"

"what?"

"Music. The music is so loud, you don't need to talk." Wen Luheng said quietly, "When you don't make a sound, the years are quiet. It's rare to look like a human..."

Cheng Xiexing stretched out his hand and raised his teacup: "Be careful what you say, I have a 'hostage' in my hands now. If you don't praise me, hum..."

Cheng Xiexing raised his eyebrows in a threatening posture.

Wen Luheng picked up the other teacups on the dining table and poured hot tea into them.

"Have you ever heard of 'It's better to have broken pieces of jade than to be whole'?"

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

you are vicious!

Although Wen Luheng said he hated it, but on the night when the variety show started, it was rare for him not to go to the study to work overtime, but to come to the living room and turn on the TV to watch the show.These variety shows are first broadcast on the TV station for an episode, and then broadcast on the Internet platform.

Wen Luheng obviously couldn't wait for the broadcast in 2 hours, and would rather give up the benefits of membership and not watch advertisements, turn on the TV that has been used as a display, and endure the bombardment of advertisements.

Cheng Xiexing naturally attached great importance to his work. When he went downstairs to watch the show, he found the person on the sofa.

In an instant, the villain in Cheng Xiexing's heart floated up.

He walked over with a leisurely pace, with a somewhat smug expression on his face.

"A rare guest~ At this point in your life, wouldn't you just stay in the study and continue lingering with business?"

"I want to see how you harm others." Wen Luheng looked calm.

Cheng Xiexing: "...I didn't harm others this time, I was harmed by others!"

He is either in the sedan chair, or in the wedding room; if he is not in the wedding room, he is in the pig cage.How to harm people? !

Wen Luheng's expression was subtle, his brows were tightened: "Who messed with you?"

Although Wen Luheng was often thanked by Cheng Xingqi, he also expressed disdain for this unreliable little partner.But if someone really rides on Cheng Xiexing's head to do his best, Wen Luheng won't just sit idly by.

"Stupid director! I was able to escape from that broken house several times, but the director insisted on not letting me go..."

Wen Luheng chuckled lightly: "Could it be that after you leave, there is no way for the script to continue?"

The director knew that Cheng Xiexing was related, so how could he dare to make trouble?

"...Well, yes." Cheng Xiexing pursed his lips, "I know that too, so I didn't go on strike."

The show finally started. At the beginning, several guest actors got to know each other.

Cheng Xiexing in women's clothing is particularly conspicuous, overwhelming all the actresses.However, because the actors in the program list were not very famous, they didn't tear the world apart.

"I'm playing the role of the second lady of the Liu Mansion, how about you?"

"I'm playing the role of Master Liu's concubine who is about to start—Aunt Six."

Wen Luheng couldn't hold back, and let out a muffled laugh.

Cheng Xiexing, who was on the side, glared at him with a strange expression: "It's the first time I've seen someone being cuckolded, and they can wear it so happily."

"It's just recording the show." Wen Luheng was calm.

Later, Cheng Xiexing in the show paid homage to a rooster...

Obviously he could climb the tree and leave, but was called back by the director...

Obviously the first one to climb up the ladder, but was called back by the director...

The audience in front of the TV were all laughed to death.

Wen Luheng didn't hold back either, the hand holding the teacup trembled slightly, some tea overflowed and spilled on the coffee table.

"Have you laughed enough?" Cheng Xiexing gave him a hard look. If eyes could be turned into weapons, Wen Luheng would have lost his human form long ago.

The show was still going on, and the unlucky Cheng Xiexing was locked in a pig cage and carried to the river.

It was such a tragic scene, but Cheng Xiexing touched his pocket, took out his food, and swiped there with his mobile phone.In an instant, Shenjiang's drama turned into fishing at public expense...

"Speaking of this, I get angry. What kind of broken props did the director prepare? This kind of ancient pig cage, pigs don't even need to go in now, but I was stuffed in!" Cheng Xiexing looked sad and indignant.

Wen Luheng: "..."

Wen Luheng suddenly remembered what he told the director before, that the so-called "hostage" turned out to be Aunt Liu who was about to be immersed in a pig cage...

At this moment, Wen Luheng was suddenly glad that Guangsai Resources didn't seek someone to take credit for it.Otherwise, just looking at Cheng Xiexing's explosive mentality, he would never have a good life for the next month.

After the show ended, Cheng Xiexing quickly turned on his phone to check the reactions of everyone on the Internet.

"You, a pretender, can't help laughing for so long. Ordinary people should be even more unable to resist. I hope I can use this to attract another wave of enthusiasm..." Cheng Xiexing rested his chin on one hand, "I'm just fine now Advertisements, and no drama or variety show resources."

"Don't you really need me to help you? You are banned." Wen Luheng gave him a deep look.

Cheng Xiexing chuckled: "Don't. You spend money to support me, what will I do if I make you lose money?"

"En." Wen Luheng responded, and chose to continue to be a living Lei Feng without leaving his name.

However, it should be enough to just push it up.Cheng Xie Xing performed very well in this episode. Even if he no longer intervenes, the director probably wants to invite him to continue to participate in the recording.

Wen Luheng predicted well, there was constant laughter on the Internet, and Cheng Xiexing's fans also increased a lot.

The director originally complained in his heart that the patron's father was messing around, but now he is laughing so hard that his teeth can't see his eyes.

Without even thinking about it, he sent an invitation to Cheng Xiexing for the next issue.

"I got a job again! Hey, why is our small village the next shooting location?" Cheng Xiexing was stunned.

Wen Luheng picked up his teacup and took a sip slowly.

"The farmhouse has completed the handover, and I sold the fruit on the tree for money, so they didn't let them pick it up. When the variety show crew shoots a episode there, it will bring a lot of traffic."

It was only then that Cheng Xiexing discovered that Wen Luheng was actually the largest shareholder of this show!

"It's good to have money." Cheng Xiexing rested his chin, "No wonder those people are going to the orphanage to perform. If you like them, they can take off with a resource."

Wen Luheng looked delicate, and looked up at the ceiling above his head.

Rich people's ceilings are gaudy and magnificent.But Cheng Xiexing knew that the other party was not admiring, but there was nothing strange about the ceiling...

"What's wrong?" Cheng Xiexing turned his head to the side, a little confused.

"I'm thinking about how much the ceiling is. If you fly up and break the roof later, I can claim compensation."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

People say no? !