When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Cheng Xiexing babbled and ate, and found that the person who was carrying him stopped suddenly.

The pig cage was slowly placed on the ground. Cheng Xiexing turned his face sideways and saw the soft grass and the river not far away.

The next step is to wait for the friends to come to the rescue!

The ensemble performers were very dedicated, and after letting him go, they started acting.

"Drown the adulterer, whore! Drown the adulterer, whore!"

This slogan is uniform.

If it wasn't for being able to understand Chinese, Cheng Xiexing would almost have thought he had come to a pyramid scheme.This bloody energy, this warm atmosphere...

Soon, 10 minutes passed, and the group performers gradually became unable to hold on.

The director frowned and told everyone to shut up and rest for a while, lest the rescuers come in time, they shouted hoarsely without any momentum.

Cheng Xiexing's heart sank: "Director, where have my friends gone?"

"They are still revealing the secret, and when the decryption is complete, they will know where you are now."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Yes.His little friend climbed the wall.It was far away from the gate, and he was carried away from the gate to the riverside.How could the friends know where he went?

Cheng Xiexing gritted his teeth: "May I ask, how long have they been deciphering?"

"After they climbed out of the wall, they met the NPC who responded. They have been decrypting and deciphering until now, but they haven't found a way yet."

The director glanced at his watch with a troubled look on his face.

"According to the original plan, you should have been soaked in a pig cage long ago."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

"Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about the situation where they were almost drowned and they came to save me." The director sighed softly, "This riddle is new and simpler than the previous one. Why can't you solve it?"

"Correct the riddle?" Cheng Xiexing raised his eyebrows.

The director nodded sadly: "The answer to the original mystery is the gate. When they come to the gate, they will be able to see Haohao Tangtang's team, and then they will be able to rescue you. If you find out quickly, you probably won't even come to the riverside .”

"What about the riddle now?"

The director was taken aback: "The wild geese fly away and keep their voices."

Cheng Xiexing took out his mobile phone and quickly called one of the guests.

Because the map is relatively large, at the beginning of the scene, the director asked the guests to exchange phones with each other to facilitate communication.

"Cheng Xiexing? Don't worry, we are working hard, and when we guess the crossword puzzle, we can rescue you."

Cheng Xiexing: "...by the time you guys figure it out, I'll be cold!!!"

Seeing this, the director picked up the loudspeaker and shouted: "You can't tell them the location directly, you can't cheat!"

"Then I can help them solve the crossword puzzle?"

The director hesitated for a moment: "Yes."

Although it's a bit weird, those guys have been guessing for so long and haven't made much progress.He was thinking about whether to ask the screenwriter to find an easier crossword puzzle. Cheng Xiexing's help to solve the crossword puzzle is better than this method.

After being assured, Cheng Xiexing breathed a sigh of relief.

"The riddle is the word "jiang", the river by the river. Ask passers-by where there are rivers and rivers nearby. If you don't come again, I will die!"

"Okay, we'll come right away!"

A teammate went to a passer-by npc to ask for directions, and the guest who was talking to Cheng Xiexing couldn't help but ask, "How did you guess it was Jiang?"

In fact, you can't blame your teammates entirely.

After all, most of the entertainment circles are handsome men and beautiful women, and many of them are not highly educated.Many college students can't guess something like an anagram, let alone a group of people who haven't studied it seriously.

Although Cheng Xiexing didn't like studying, when he was a child, he played with the school bully Wen Luheng all day long, and he was fascinated by it.

"When the swan goose flies away, the bird flies away, leaving the word 'Jiang'. And 'Jiangshengliu' is also a hint. 'Jiang' has the same pronunciation as 'Jiang'. This riddle can be said to be very simple."

It is more difficult to do it differently, and Cheng Xiexing really can't figure it out.But this kind of simple riddle can't trouble his flexible mind at all.

The person on the other end of the phone was completely enlightened after listening.

"So that's the case, why didn't I think of it?"

Although the little friend was already on his way, Cheng Xiexing did not relax.There was a very ominous premonition in his heart.

really.When Cheng Xiexing saw the boys approaching him from afar...

The director, the beast, picked up the horn.

"People are coming, move for me!"

Those resting npcs stood up one by one.

Moreover, this time they not only shouted the slogan "Drown adulterers and prostitutes", but also lifted the pig cages again and walked step by step to the river.

Cheng Xiexing: "!!!"

Come on, help! ! !

This is real water. What if someone is too tired and accidentally slips his hand?Then he would really drown in the river!

Cheng Xiexing trembled, wanting to get out and beat the director's dog's head violently.

Fortunately, those little friends of his were finally reliable.They rushed over and stood in front of the team, preventing them from going into the river.

Cheng Xiexing was put down again, and there was no soft grass under him, but soft sand.

Cheng Xiexing stretched out his hand and gently twisted the sand.

"The sand is quite soft. After shooting, you can step on it and leave footprints."

Thinking about it makes me feel excited.

At this time, Cheng Xiexing found a small crab passing by him.

"Wow, there are crabs!" Cheng Xiexing's eyes lit up.

And the npcs and friends are working hard on the plot and "fighting".

Cheng Xiexing stretched out a finger to touch the little crab desperately.

The crab raised its pincers, trying to beat back the enemy.

"Hehehe, I'm not that easy to deal with. This little shell is really cute..." Cheng Xiexing curled his fingers and tapped the crab's shell lightly.

The little crab was very angry, but also scared, so he could only leave while waving his pincers.

Cheng Xiexing couldn't help but laughed out loud.

"It's so cute and pathetic."

The righteous little friend, after a "violent struggle", finally defeated the evil landlord who robbed the people's daughters.Those servants were driven away, they came over, ready to rescue Cheng Xiexing.

result……

Liu Shuangshuang: "I have been instigated, and I came to save you, a miserable person, but you are playing?"

"You have been instigated?" Cheng Xiexing was very surprised, "You have been instigated, and they still need to decrypt it to know where I am?"

Liu Shuangshuang smiled awkwardly: "I was too early. I was kicked out of the house, and you were taken out of the house."

Everyone worked together to lift the pig cage and rescued Cheng Xiexing.

The Npc looked at him affectionately: "Xingxing, we can finally be together. I will take you far away, and we will never be separated from now on."

"Yeah!" Cheng Xiexing forced to put on an affectionate look, his acting skills were so embarrassing.

"Several benefactors, thank you. If it weren't for your help, he and I could only be a bunch of ghosts."

Liu Shuangshuang waved her hands: "You are still young, how can we watch you being spoiled by my father and that rooster?"

After some embarrassing expressions, the game is finally over.Today's recording has finally drawn a complete symbol.

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The accommodation fee was not reimbursed, and Cheng Xiexing didn't stay at all, and went home overnight after eating.

By the time he arrived at the house, it was already past 2 o'clock in the evening.

The housekeeper received the news early, so he naturally prepared supper for him.

The fragrant preserved egg and lean meat porridge instantly aroused Cheng Xiexing's greed.

When he walked into the restaurant, he saw two bowls on the table.

Cheng Xiexing scratched his head: "I'm not that delicate, so I don't have to share two bowls for every meal."

"The other bowl is for me."

As soon as the words fell, Wen Luheng pushed open the door and walked in.

There was a faint blue-black color in his eyes, obviously he had stayed up all night.However, this one is still extremely handsome, with a bit of decadence, which is extraordinarily charming.

Cheng Xiexing drank the porridge leisurely, feeling very happy.

"It's so cool. When you get home from work, you will have hot porridge right away. This is life~"

"Drink more if you like."

Cheng Xiexing rested his chin with one hand: "Lu Heng, you don't look very good-looking. You are also a big boss, and the family's money will never be used up in a few lifetimes. You don't have to work so hard, your life is important. If you continue like this , I think you died suddenly before your grandpa left, and let me be promoted to a rich widow~"

He obviously cared about his little friend and advised him to take a good rest, but what he said was so unbearable.

Wen Luheng, who was concerned: "..."

It was obviously a good intention, but he really wanted to hit someone.

"Don't worry, I'm done with my work now, and I can rest in the next few days. And..." Wen Lvheng glanced at him, "It's quite difficult to be a widow just because of your clever mouth. If someday The bodyguards didn't have time to protect you, you were beaten to death in minutes, and I became single in an instant."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Alas, another day of hurting each other.Why can't he and his friends get along in harmony like they did in childhood?

If Wen Luheng knew what he was thinking, he probably couldn't help but beat him up.When I was young, there was no harmony, it was clearly Cheng Xiexing who unilaterally bullied Wen Luheng, who was more upright and received gifts!

Cheng Xiexing, who was bored, swiped his phone, intending to see if he had any interesting advice.

Because of the farmhouse, he added the WeChat and letters of some staff members of Wenluheng Company.When he was looking at Moments, he found that Wen Luheng's company was planning to launch a charity event and was calling for volunteers.

To visit the children in the orphanage...

Cheng Xiexing's eyes darkened, and his thoughts instantly drifted to the world he had traveled through.

At that time, he went to the orphanage.The rubbish dean is not a man, which made his childhood gloomy.But he likes the volunteers who come to the orphanage very much, because they will bring a lot of delicious food, and he can eat enough...

Thinking of this, Cheng Xiexing signed up without hesitation.

In less than a few minutes, his registration was approved.

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Staying up so late is the contemporary young people right!

"Well……"

Cheng Xiexing put down his phone, lowered his head, and spat out the bitten ginger in his mouth.

"hot!"

Wen Lvheng glanced at him: "It's not good to eat, and I have to play with my mobile phone. Now I have been taught a lesson, and I will learn to behave myself in the future."

Because of eating and playing with mobile phones, Wen Luheng said Xie Xing several times during the process.But this guy's dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, his left ear goes in and his right ear goes out, and he will never change his nature!

"I'm so unlucky, can't you comfort me?" Cheng Xiexing flattened his lips, "And, I'm not playing this time, but doing something meaningful."

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "Something meaningful?"

"Well. Your company is recruiting volunteers, and I signed up. The people in your company have prepared supplies, but I want to add some more, and I will buy them tomorrow. Children, everyone likes to eat snacks..."

Although Cheng Xiexing gave people a feeling of being out of tune, he analyzed what to buy for the children in the orphanage and how to play with the children, and he analyzed clearly.

Wen Lvheng looked at him steadily, with a somewhat surprised expression.

Cheng Xiexing is not a bad guy, he is still kind-hearted.He was going to be a volunteer in the orphanage, Wen Luheng was not surprised at all.

What puzzled Wen Lvheng was that Cheng Xiexing, a bastard, was able to arrange things well.

It sounds good on the lips, but what happens if it's not worth putting into practice.At that time, it is better to deal with business affairs early and take time to go over and have a look.If something happened to Cheng Xiexing again, he could help fix it.

"I didn't expect you to be good at taking care of people." Wen Luheng's eyes were subtle, "I thought you would only hurt people."

Cheng Xiexing rolled his eyes: "I'm going to hurt people, I'm going to stuff all these unpalatable shredded ginger into your mouth~"

Wen Lvheng smiled.

"Do you have money? Do you need me to sponsor you?"

"Who do you look down on? I still have the money to buy snacks for the children." Cheng Xiexing raised his head.

Wen Luheng smiled slightly: "Okay. I won't pursue debts, just take your time."

Thinking of the 2 million debt, Cheng Xiexing lost his smile instantly.

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The recruitment of volunteers this time is not limited to the internal staff of the company, but is solicited from the whole society.

Wen Luheng just appeared on a financial program not long ago, and mentioned the requirement of choosing a spouse.Among them is kindness. If you want to show your kindness, you must do more good deeds.

As a result, some people signed up one after another after seeing Wen Luheng's company's announcement of volunteer recruitment.This event is organized by Mr. Wen's company, Mr. Wen should pay attention to it, right?

Maybe, Mr. Wen will attend in person.If they can meet each other, maybe they can become a phoenix in one day!

In today's society, there are still a lot of caring people.It is not the first time that the leader of the volunteers has planned such an event, and every time he can recruit enough volunteers.But this is the first time she has seen such a battle, and there must be too many people who signed up! ! !

What she sent was volunteer recruitment, not company model recruitment. Why are there so many people, and she even took the initiative to send photos to Tai! ! !

The little sister was so busy that she finally selected a group of people.Although she didn't know why so many handsome men and beauties signed up, those people directly offered to donate some supplies to the orphanage, and she couldn't refuse.

So, a few days later, Cheng Xiexing came to the meeting point, ready to join the car and go to the orphanage.

"Mingguang Street..." Cheng Xiexing looked down at the address on his phone, and then at the handsome men and women all over the street, he couldn't help being confused.

He raised his hand and wiped his eyes: "Have I come to Pansi Cave?"