When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Cheng Xiexing swallowed, and hugged the old wooden sign.

If the man in front of him is suddenly exposed to beating someone, then he will immediately pull up the wooden sign to defend himself...

Cheng Xiexing lowered his eyes and carefully looked at Wen Luheng in front of him.

Loose casual clothes can only provide a vague outline, and the specific situation cannot be seen at all.However, the other party was wearing short sleeves, with smooth muscle lines, even if he hadn't experienced it before, Cheng Xiexing could still experience his power.

"I, I was too bearish when I was young, and I didn't do good things. I apologize to you, please calm down, beating people will not solve the problem."

Because of nervousness, Cheng Xiexing's voice trembled slightly.

The only thing that can restrain this monstrosity is force!

Wen Luheng raised his hand, holding a black briefcase.

"I'm not here today to settle accounts with you, but to fulfill my marriage contract with you."

It's fine if he didn't come here to take his life. Cheng Xiexing closed the courtyard door, led him into the living room, and made hot tea for him.

"Come, have some tea." Cheng Xiexing, who was ashamed, was a rare repentant.

If other guests came to the door, they would probably just leave it cold and open, so there would be no time to make tea.

Wen Lvheng was sitting on the sofa, his posture was straight, with a bit of majesty.

Cheng Xiexing's eyes were a little dazed.

Wen Luheng was like this when he was a child, like a serious adult.But at that time, he was only forced by his parents to restrain his etiquette, and he was still a relatively innocent boy. He especially liked to tease Wen Luheng and wanted him to show the appearance of a child.That bracelet was just one of the bad things he did.Counting carefully, he is full of bad deeds!

Wen Luheng didn't know whether he had forgotten a lot of old things, or he was too big to turn over old accounts.

Wen Luheng opened the black briefcase and took out a document.

"This is a contract for marriage by agreement. Please read it first. Fulfilling the marriage contract is Grandpa's wish. He can only save two years if he is sick. I need your cooperation. Of course, I will not treat you badly."

Cheng Xiexing did not reach out to check the document, but rested his chin on one hand and tilted his head.

"Well, did you just return home?"

"En." Wen Luheng replied coldly.

Cheng Xiexing turned on his phone and entered his name on Weibo.

"Look, now I have been splashed with dirty water. Advertisers and companies are looking for compensation from me. You marry you, but you have to bear a debt of 2 million yuan."

Wen Luheng just picked up his teacup and took a sip.

"The law stipulates that I don't have to pay back any of your pre-marital debts."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

That's right, his kind of liquidated damages, compensation, and glaring pre-marital debts will not implicate Wen Lvheng.

"I am now being slandered and covered in dirty water. If you marry me, your reputation will still be dragged down."

Wen Lvheng curled up his fingers and tapped lightly on the table.

"Look at the terms."

Cheng Xiexing was at a loss, took the contract and checked it knowingly.

Although a lot of technical terminology was involved, and some things were not clear to him, he could still understand most of them.

It turned out to be a hidden marriage, no wonder she wasn't afraid of being dragged down by him...

In addition to professional legal provisions, there is also a letter of commitment that is not protected by law. There are many specific rules written in the letter of promise: to accompany Wen Luheng home to celebrate the New Year, not to disturb Wen Luheng's work, not to sneak over to climb the bed... …

The corner of Cheng Xiexing's mouth twitched, but he didn't say much, but signed his name very readily.

Because...he gave too much!With pocket money of 5 yuan per month, someone takes care of food, clothing, housing and transportation!

"Father, when are you free? I can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with you right now!" Cheng Xiexing picked up the teapot and poured him a glass courteously.

"This Saturday, the Civil Affairs Bureau will not be open."

Cheng Xiexing: "I thought you were capable and omnipotent."

"Ah."

Wen Luheng collected all the contracts, took out a check book, and started to write.

At the same time, he also drew up a 2 million IOU.

"I'll pay off the debt for you first, and then pay it back to me when you earn enough. If you are entangled by a debt collection agency, it will be very troublesome for me to deal with you."

"Thank you."

Although he didn't want to be dragged down by him, Cheng Xiexing was still very grateful.

After all, you can borrow 2 million if you want to borrow it, and many people will not earn 2 million in their lifetime. This money is no different from wasting money.However, although he is greedy for money, he still has a bottom line.He will work hard to make money and pay off this debt!

Of course, the reputation also needs to be clarified, but he needs to think of a way...

"Don't worry, I will work hard to make money and pay off my debts." Cheng Xiexing clenched his fists.

Wen Luheng folded the IOU and put it in the briefcase.

"It's not urgent. I have hired a professional teacher for you, and he will guide you in acting."

"Acting skills? If the dirty water on my body can't be washed clean, I won't be able to return to the entertainment industry to make money." Cheng Xiexing opened the bottle of chewing gum and stuffed a few pieces of candy into his mouth, "You should return the money quickly."

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "The acting skills are not good, how can you pretend that the husband and wife live in harmony in front of my grandfather?"

He turned on his phone and clicked on a video.

It was a bad movie that Cheng Xiexing acted in. It was a reunion with his grandfather and grandson, but he acted as if he saw a stranger.

"Grandpa, I'm back!"

The voice full of passion but full of traces of performance, resounding in the living room, is tantamount to a public execution!

Cheng Xiexing blushed: "I, I will work hard. But I don't guarantee the effect, I don't have any acting talent..."

He has no savvy and is completely an experientialist.He perfectly performed the emotions he has experienced, but what he has not experienced... that is visual pollution!

"How could it be?" Wen Luheng slightly hooked his lips, "You were cheated and abducted back then, didn't your acting skills be pretty good? It's enough to get back to who you used to be."

"I, when did I abduct you?" Cheng Xiexing muttered, and then suddenly realized, "By the way, I abducted your little daughter-in-law to go home."

Wen Lv Hengjun's face darkened, and there was a dangerous light in his eyes.

He grabbed the 2 million check and made a move to tear it up.

"Don't! Just tear up the check without tearing up the IOU, you are robbing! Evil capitalist, Lu Heng, you have learned badly!!!"

Cheng Xiexing's ghostly cries and wolves were heard next to his ears. After many years, this money fan was still the same as before, but it reminded Wen Luheng a lot of his childhood.

Wen Luheng was just a small warning and didn't really tear up the check.

Cheng Xiexing, on the other hand, hurriedly put the check in his pocket, for fear that the other party would take the check away again.

"You have to spend at least 2 hours a day learning acting skills, and I will check your learning results from time to time. When the Civil Affairs Bureau opens on Monday, I will have someone drive over to pick you up..."

After Wen Luheng explained everything, he stood up and prepared to leave.

At this time, there was a sudden noise outside the gate of the courtyard.

"Cheng Xiexing, come out quickly, I know you are at home!"

"Cheng Xiexing, you scumbag, if you have the guts, hide for the rest of your life."

Of course, some entertainment reporters were not filled with righteous indignation, but kept asking questions.

"Cheng Xiexing, have you ever harmed other girls?"

It was noisy outside, worse than the vegetable market.

Cheng Xiexing put on a fox mask and poked his head slightly outside.

I saw a group of reporters carrying short guns outside the gate of the yard. They were all so excited, as if they saw a walking gold mine.

Seeing someone wearing a fox mask at home, the reporters immediately realized that this was Cheng Xiexing himself.

"Cheng Xiexing, you don't dare to show your true face while wearing a mask, is it because you know your reputation is bad?"

Cheng Xiexing...

Cheng Xiexing retracted his head and spread his hands helplessly.

"There are reporters outside..."

Wen Luheng's face was completely dark.

He only brought a briefcase and no change of clothes at all.And Cheng Xiexing was thin, even if he had new clothes, he couldn't wear them.

In other words, it is impossible for Wen Luheng to spend the night here.Moreover, for the sake of news, these reporters probably don't stay here to guard Cheng Xie Xing, but dig as much news as they can.Cheng Xiexing will be under surveillance for at least a week.

Cheng Xiexing's eyes lit up suddenly, he stretched out his hand, and grabbed Wen Luheng's hand.

"By the way, you can pretend to be a villager I hired and help me collect entry fees from reporters. Your face is too eye-catching. I have good makeup skills, so I can help you cover it up."

Wen Lvheng, who was extremely resistant, remained silent and remained silent.

Although Cheng Xiexing was impatient, he couldn't go out, so he swiped his phone and waited.

In the end, Wen Luheng could only endure the humiliation temporarily.

Wen Luheng's skin is a healthy wheat color, and he has smooth muscle lines. He does not lack the hardware to play the role of a villager.The only thing that needs to be "destroyed" is that handsome face.

Under Cheng Xiexing's masterful handling, Wen Luheng has successfully transformed from a masculine and handsome boy into an Ermazi in the village.

"Hahaha..." Cheng Xiexing covered his stomach and kept laughing, "My hands are a little heavy, and you made them look like stars all over the sky. Are you the legendary Ermazi?"

"You are Er Mazi's daughter-in-law." Wen Luheng said coolly.

Cheng Xiexing tilted his head and raised his phone.

He moved his head closer and took a photo with Wen Luheng.

"Tsk tsk, that smells like that. Thinking about my 5 yuan of marriage income, this is the feeling of sacrificing for money."

Wen Luheng's face darkened, he grabbed his phone and deleted the ugly photo.

"Your burden as an idol is still so heavy. I have wronged you this time." Cheng Xiexing raised his hand and patted his little friend on the shoulder lightly, "Perform well later. Headlines."

Wen Luheng stood up and walked slowly outside the door.

Although he didn't get angry with Cheng Xiexing or complain, he still looked so calm.But if the time comes again, he will never come to Cheng Xiexing in person!

The reporters waited outside the door, patiently.

Even if Cheng Xiexing had the foresight to store up food for a month, he couldn't help but not throw away the garbage for a long time.If you wait a few more days, you will get big news!

To the surprise of the reporters, within an hour, someone walked out of the house.

And he was an ugly guy, holding a supermarket shopping bag in his hand, like a villager.

"Are you Cheng Xiexing's relative?"

"How is Cheng Xiexing now?"

A large number of questions flooded over, almost overwhelming Wen Luheng.

Wen Luheng raised his hand and pressed it on the notice board.

He turned it hard, and the words on the back of the board were exposed.

[Private mansion, visit fee 500 yuan / person! 】

Reporters: "..."

Troubles come out of poor mountains and rivers, what the hell is the difference from blocking roads and robbery!

Soon, journalists knew the difference.

The man kissed him with thin lips: "You can ask him directly for your questions. It only costs 1000 yuan for a question, and the price is fair. No one can deceive you."

Reporters: "..."

Well, this is not robbery, robbery is much more embarrassing than this! ! !