When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

A vase made by my dead ghost husband...

Cheng Xiexing patted his chest lightly and let out a breath of relief.

"It's a good thing you did it." Otherwise, the family would be ruined.

"Heh." Wen Luheng sneered, and raised his hand to pinch his shoulder.

The strength is not very strong, but it is clever, if Cheng Xiexing wants to escape, it will not be easy.

"Break my vase, do you think you don't have to pay for it? I don't have too much artistic talent. If I want to make a work handed down from generation to generation, I have to go off the beaten track. I think I will make a vase of ashes today."

"Don't, don't, big brother, spare me!"

Cheng Xiexing quickly confessed.

If it weren't for the fact that the villa was too big, he wouldn't even know where the broom was, and he wanted to clean it on the spot to show that he admitted his mistake.

"If you don't want to be a vase, make me a decent vase to make amends." Wen Luheng slowly put down his hand, beckoned, and signaled the maid to clean the living room.

Cheng Xiexing nodded quickly in agreement, for fear that Wen Luheng would fry him to pieces.

Although it is not a master work, to Wen Luheng himself, this vase made by himself is more precious than many precious jewels.He accidentally broke it, it's normal for Wen Luheng to be angry.

Cheng Xiexing scratched his head in distress: "This is a foreign country, so it's not easy to find a place to make pottery."

"There are at home, just come with me."

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Damn rich! ! !

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This is a clean room, there are no pottery utensils, only some clay and other things used to make pottery.

After all, Wen Luheng is a person who has made vases, and knowing the specific operation steps, he led Xie Xing a little bit.

In fact, learning to make pottery is just a small hobby of his.At that time, I thought it was very interesting and played for a while. In fact, he hasn't touched it for a long time.If it wasn't for my nephew Xiaojia's recent obsession with playing with mud, there probably wouldn't be any dirt in this room.

Cheng Xiexing has been handicapped since he was a child, and he is no exception now.

Wen Luheng made a beautiful vase casually.

But the things he made were crooked and ugly.

Cheng Xiexing stretched out his hand and tried his best to hold the mud, trying to shape it into a human shape.

However, the result is getting worse and worse.

"This is too difficult!" Cheng Xiexing muttered, and slapped the dirt into a ball.

Grumpy and want to strike!

Wen Luheng put a small bowl aside.

"Are you not going to continue?"

"En." Cheng Xiexing responded softly, feeling a little guilty.

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows, raised his finger and pointed at the thing: "Are you going to give me a lump of soil?"

Cheng Xiexing swallowed, and started talking nonsense solemnly.

"What is a pile of soil? This is a piece of pancake. This is a pancake I made for you. You are in business. I wish your business will grow bigger and bigger like this pancake..."

This nonsense is simply outrageous!

Wen Luheng was expressionless, and glanced at him: "Are you drawing a big cake for me?"

Painting cakes is a must-have skill for bosses, Cheng Xiexing is simply playing tricks in front of Guan Gong!

"This is a blessing." Cheng Xiexing was serious.

Wen Luheng sneered: "It's fine if you don't want to pinch the vase. Just put your face on it and make a mask, and I'll sign for it."

Cheng Xiexing suddenly fell silent.

He stretched out his hand and picked up the soil obediently.

In fact, he is not tired, but he keeps failing and feels a little frustrated.However, this kind of thing is very dependent on practice.

After working hard for a while, Cheng Xiexing started to salt fish again.

He tilted his head and secretly looked at the man beside him.

Wen Lvheng was lowering his head, concentrating on making mud, and a curvaceous vase gradually took shape in his hands.

Cheng Xiexing couldn't help but smack his lips.

The same ten fingers, why is there such a big gap between people?

Wen Luheng made another work last night. He put the vase on the table and began to check Cheng Xiexing's progress.

"Why don't you continue, you still can't see anyone with this thing you pinched."

Cheng Xiexing held up his work carefully: "I think it's okay. As you can tell, it's shaped like a bowl..."

"Such a distorted bowl, no one wants me to give it away."

Cheng Xiexing swallowed: "Someone should want me to give it away, right?"

He looked at Wen Luheng eagerly, hoping that the other party would accept this garbage.

Wen Luheng, who didn't want it: "..."

He raised his eyes and looked at the wall clock hanging on the wall.

More than an hour has passed, and Cheng Xiexing still hasn't made any progress.Oh, strictly speaking, it is still a bit of progress, at least it has evolved from a pancake to a bowl.

"You said, what can I do with this thing of yours?" Wen Luheng didn't directly refuse, obviously a little loose.

Cheng Xiexing said dumbly: "It's useful!"

Cheng Xiexing, who smelled success, began to promote vigorously.

"You can use it as a cup to drink water; you can also use it to hold food and eat it. If you think it's ugly and don't want to show it to others, you can also put it in your room as a chamber pot."

When the chamber pot...

Wen Luheng's face turned dark instantly: "It's ugly and useless, reject it, redo it!"

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Beep! ! !

Cheng Xiexing, who was struggling, was forced to stay in the room for another hour, and finally made a decent vase.

"My hands are useless." Cheng Xiexing carefully placed the vase on the table.

The clay has not been baked yet, and the vase is easily deformed by a slight touch.This is his painstaking effort, if he accidentally messes it up, he can hang himself on the spot!

Wen Lvheng glanced at him: "It's miserable, but it's not worthy of sympathy."

Cheng Xiexing regretted it.

At that time, the little friend was about to sign for the ugly thing, but he suddenly said the urinal, and the success fell short!

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After the pottery was fired, Cheng Xiexing began to paint the vase again.

He has a handicap and doesn't have much artistic talent, so doing this will naturally lower the value of the vase.

Wen Luheng couldn't help frowning: "You are too ugly..."

Cheng Xiexing, who worked hard for a long time to finally have an ugly vase: "..."

He held the vase, pointing the bottom toward the sharp corner of the table.

"If you don't want this apology, I'll smash it to pieces right now and use it as pieces for your performance to commit suicide!"

Wen Luheng: "..."

Although the vase is ugly, Cheng Xiexing really worked hard.

"What's the trouble? I didn't say I refused."

Wen Luheng accepted the compensation with a face of helplessness, although he really wanted to throw the rags away on the spot!

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During the days in the old house, Cheng Xiexing often talked with old man Wen, making the old man very happy.

Five days passed in the blink of an eye, Wen Luheng said goodbye to his grandfather, and flew back to China with Cheng Xiexing.

During this time, Wen Luheng's subordinates have been collecting evidence.After a lot of hard work, they finally found evidence that Ren Xiaohong was adopted, and it was very close to the date of her miscarriage.

In the video, Ren Xiaohong is holding the hand of a rich businessman with a fat head and ears, and is shopping in front of the luxury goods counter.There is a poster of an endorsement star on the wall of the counter.The spokesperson is a first-line star, and the poster is also newly shot, just posted.Time is easily locked in...

In addition to this video, there are other photos.The time spans from before Ren Xiaohong became popular to recently. Obviously, the relationship between the two has been maintained for many years.

Ren Xiaohong said before that he used a guy, and he has offended many big names, and his commercial value has dropped a lot.But anyway, there are still some fans who are willing to forgive her, and even think that she was poor at the time, and it was not easy to get along in the entertainment industry, and they were inspired to protect her, which made her even more fanciful.

The result... a slap in the face!

"It's a shame that I still trust you, you shameless whore, go to hell!"

"I just said that her brand-name bags don't look like fakes, and they were indeed given by the benefactor."

"Cheng Xiexing is too miserable! Falling in love with this woman, not to mention being green, you have to take over!"

"I think Ren Xiaohong is totally throwing dirty water. After all, how could the father of the gold master tolerate his little lover's cheating? I think it was the fact that Ren Xiaohong entered the abortion hospital was revealed, which dragged down Cheng Xiexing who entered the hospital that day. out of water!"

I have to say, this netizen is the truth.

Videos and photos of Ren Xiaohong and the patron were posted on the Internet, and the patron's wife also found out about it.She angrily taught Ren Xiaohong a lesson, then turned around and broke up with the man to divide the property.

Faced with a large number of negative public opinion, the funder is very busy.In his heart, he couldn't help but hate Ren Xiaohong and Cheng Xiexing.

Damn Ren Xiaohong, be careful with every abortion, and was discovered by the reporter...

It's all Cheng Xiexing's fault, just take the blame obediently, and dare to release his information.

Although I don't know where Cheng Xiexing got the evidence, but the people behind it must be related to Cheng Xiexing!

The gold master directly ordered Cheng Xiexing to be banned, even if Cheng Xiexing was cleared of the crime, he didn't want to make Cheng Xiexing feel better!Moreover, it is likely to help Cheng Xiexing find evidence, otherwise how could such a small star have so much energy.By suppressing Cheng Xiexing, he can also draw out the people behind the scenes to see who is harming him...

The charges were finally cleared, and Cheng Xiexing felt that the sky was clear.

"Lu Heng, thank you. If it weren't for your help, I don't know how to clear my name."

Wen Luheng took a sip of tea slowly: "After all, I am your husband, if you keep taking the blame. If I accidentally find out that I am married to you one day, I will also be implicated by you."

Although Wen Luheng himself did not admit it, Cheng Xiexing knew that the little friend was doing it for his own good.

Cheng Xiexing reached out and patted him on the shoulder lightly.

"Brother, I want to thank you very much." He groped his chin, wanting to do something to express his gratitude.

Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows: "Thank me? It's good if you don't cause trouble for me. Go back to the village tomorrow and sign the Baoshan contract with the village chief. What preparations have you made?"

Cheng Xiexing raised his hand and patted his head.

"I have prepared an empty head to hold the upcoming knowledge."

Wen Luheng raised his hand and gently rubbed the center of his eyebrows.

"Forget it, I can't expect too much from you. If you really want to thank me, when you meet the village chief tomorrow, you just keep your mouth shut the whole time."

However, Wen Luheng obviously still doesn't know enough about Cheng Xiexing's power.

Even if someone doesn't speak, tomorrow can bring him a different "surprise"...