When Comedians Dressed as Villains [Transmigration Book]

Wen Luheng's face was dark, and the veins on his forehead twitched.

"Your sister-in-law is an actor, and I'm just acting with him. How old is she, but she still likes to think wildly like a child."

Wen Shuixian swallowed, and pulled the child back two steps.

"Hehehe, it's my fault. I'm going to take Xiaojia to take a bath, so let's go first."

After finishing speaking, Wen Shuixian slipped away with the child.

If it weren't for the child's short legs, she could run much faster.

Cheng Xiexing: "...I feel as if I have witnessed history."

"What history?" Wen Luheng raised his eyebrows, feeling a vague premonition in his heart.

Cheng Xiexing sighed pretentiously: "The dragon-slaying boy eventually turned into a dragon."

Thinking about how cute Wen Luheng was back then, he was so strict in his work, but he lost his aura and didn't learn the thick and black knowledge of adults. It's still easy to fool around.Now not only are people smarter, their mouths are sharper, and their aura is even stronger!

Look at Wen Shuixian, Wen Luheng's own sister, she was so frightened that she ran away!

Wen Luheng raised his hand and wiped it on his neck.

"I'll kill you right now, so you won't have to talk about people all day long."

"Hey, I was wrong, let me go~" Cheng Xiexing twisted as usual, and his voice became sweet.

Every time he fights, Cheng Xiexing likes to respond to his friends like this.It is because they are familiar enough that there is no pressure to pit them~

However, after twisting his butt twice, Cheng Xiexing suddenly remembered something.

The old man is still in the living room and hasn't left yet!

Cheng Xiexing turned his head stiffly like a robot, his neck seemed to make a "click" sound.

The old man was sitting in a wheelchair, looking at them with a smile, his eyes full of kindness.

Cheng Xiexing: "..."

Let him die! ! !

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Wen Luheng led Cheng Xiexing up the stairs to the bedroom.

The servants of the castle have already packed their luggage for them, and many of them have been placed on the shelves.But some personal items still need to be placed by themselves.

Cheng Xiexing followed Wen Luheng like a wandering soul.

Wen Luheng started to place things, but he remained motionless, like a puppet whose soul had been emptied.

Obviously, he has not recovered from the blow just now.

Wen Luheng put the underwear into the cabinet, and the things were packed.

He turned his head and found that Cheng Xiexing's eyes were on his side, and his eyes were still a little empty, as if he had been hit by something.

Thinking of the things he just put in the drawer, Wen Luheng seemed to understand something.

"Short and sharp is also good, you don't have to compare yourself with others."

"what?"

Cheng Xiexing came back to his senses abruptly. After all, he and his friend had been hurting each other for so long, and in a sense, they had a tacit understanding.Even though he was absent-minded just now, he quickly guessed a general idea based on his little friend's words and his actions just now.

What's more, that mature man is staring at his crotch at this moment... Don't be too obvious!

"Fuck you, you are so short and sharp! My little master, I have a single shot, and no one can beat me!"

The man's dignity was provoked, Cheng Xiexing blushed, and quarreled with him loudly.

"No one can beat you?" Wen Luheng curled his lips slightly: "It's just as long as you are happy."

Cheng Xiexing gritted his teeth: "Wen Luheng, are you itchy?"

Wen Luheng quietly looked at his thin and small body, and couldn't help laughing.

You know, in order to be photogenic, celebrities need to be much thinner than ordinary people.

Among men, Wen Luheng is considered to be physically stronger, so the comparison with Cheng Xiexing should not be too strong.

"You beat me up? I can lift you up with one hand." Wen Luheng joked.

Cheng Xiexing raised his fist and stared at the opponent's pretended arm, but in the end he didn't make a move.

"I have a high self-cultivation, and I don't care about you."

Wen Luheng stretched out his finger and poked his face lightly.

"It's better to be more vigorous, it's not like you to lose your mind."

"Fuck you, I'm not a seafood." Cheng Xiexing muttered, but a slight smile rose on the corner of his lips.

The little friend is still very concerned about him, it seems that he just guessed wrongly the reason for his sadness, and the wrong comfort caused a misunderstanding.

"That..." Cheng Xiexing felt a little embarrassed, turned his head away, "I, I'm fine, thank you for your concern."

"Are you sure you're all right? It's time, aren't you hungry? Let's go, I'll take you to the dining room."

Wen Luheng waved to him.

"As soon as you said that, I felt very hungry. Let's go, hurry up." Cheng Xiexing walked happily.

Even though they have not been married for long, the two get along very naturally, and the harmony is amazing.

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Rich tablecloths were spread on the long tables, and there were exquisite tableware and rich dishes.

The family sits at the dining table and prepares to eat.

Although it has not been seen for many years, the appearance of adults will not change significantly.Cheng Xiexing still recognized Wen Luheng's parents and greeted them.

There was a man sitting next to Wen Shuixian, who was intimate with her. Cheng Xiexing also guessed the identity of the other party and greeted him.

However... Cheng Xiexing found that there was another handsome boy at the dining table.

Wen Luheng helped to introduce, so as not to embarrass Cheng Xiexing.

"This is Xu Qingshu, brother-in-law's younger brother. You come home occasionally as a guest. Qingshu, this is my spouse, Cheng Xiexing."

"Cheng Xiexing, hello."

"Hello."

The two were not familiar with each other, so they could only greet each other awkwardly.

Because this family marriage was arranged by the old man on his own will, the family members knew that Wen Luheng was not willing, so they didn't talk much with Cheng Xiexing.Asking about honeymoon and teaching about how to get along as a couple will only increase embarrassment.

It was supposed to be a warm meal, but in the end it was terribly quiet.

The old man is not in good health. After eating, the nurse pushed him away.

Wen Luheng's parents felt embarrassed and left quickly.Wen Shuixian and her husband took their children to play, and Xu Qingshu was left behind.

"I'll ask the housekeeper to find someone to show you around. There is something wrong with the company that needs to be dealt with." Wen Luheng glanced at his phone and had to put down his worry-free little wife.

Cheng Xiexing waved his hands nonchalantly: "Go, go."

Wen Luheng: "..."

Careless guy!

Cheng Xiexing was planning to tour the castle with the maid assigned by the butler, but Xu Qingshu stood up.

"Anyway, I'm idle now, so I'll show you around."

"Okay~" Cheng Xiexing responded casually.

He is not a fool, he has already seen that Xu Qingshu has bad intentions.

He was obviously just Wen Shuixian's husband's younger brother, not Wen's family, but he acted like a master and asked him to visit the villa.How interesting!

This guy probably likes Wen Luheng, right?

Cheng Xiexing was too bored to play with this man.

"This is a musical fountain, an artist..." Xu Qingshu talked about the various items in the villa, and they were all at his fingertips.

Whether it is the fountain in the yard, the paintings in the corridor, or the furnishings in the room, he can explain in detail.

Cheng Xiexing was a little surprised: "You know these things very well."

Xu Qingshu showed a complacent expression: "My family is not bad, my parents hired a teacher for me, and taught me etiquette, art and other things. In fact, I don't learn much, I just know a little bit."

This guy is simply the master of Versailles, people just want to blow his head off.

Of course, Cheng Xiexing was not a vegetarian either.

"It's hard to be so proficient just by taking art classes?"

"Where is it?" Xu Qingshu pretended to be modest, but couldn't help but raised his chin slightly, a little proud.

Cheng Xiexing: "If you know such details, you must be engaged in this field. Is it sales? You recommended the things in the castle. The performance is really good."

Xu Qingshu's nose was crooked: "You are the salesman!"

Cheng Xiexing showed regret: "Isn't it so?"

What a pity, if so, he would really like to ask which teacher he found.He also went to study and sell art himself.What's wrong with sales, if you do a good job in sales, you can make a lot of money!

"No." Xu Qingshu gritted his teeth, "My family is not short of money, and I don't need to work."

Cheng Xiexing blurted out: "If you don't work, are you gnawing on your old age?!"

Xu Qingshu was so angry: "I have a gallery, I am the boss, and I don't need to work."

"Oh." Cheng Xiexing looked indifferent, "Don't the boss also want to work?"

"It may not be the same as the work you imagined. I only deal with it occasionally when I am interested. At other times, someone will arrange all the affairs. You may not be able to imagine my life."

Cheng Xiexing scratched his head: "I didn't really think about it very seriously."

Xu Qingshu: "..."

Want to hit someone! ! !

No, he's not a vulgar countryman like Cheng Xiexing, he can't swear and beat people! ! !

"This is the Wen family's collection room. If it's not a distinguished guest, no one will come in to see it."

Cheng Xiexing nodded: "You are brother-in-law's younger brother, and you are indeed a distinguished guest."

Xu Qingshu: "..."

Lift your rock and lick your own feet!

"Look at the collections here, they are all things with a lot of cultural heritage, can't you see them?"

"I can't tell." Cheng Xiexing yawned, "Are you planning to switch careers and sell courses? Why do you keep telling me what is good about art?"

Xu Qingshu: "..."

Ahhh, he is going to kill Cheng Xiexing! ! !

The sound of footsteps coming from the corridor made Xu Qingshu restrain the desire to violently hit someone.

"Xie Xing, how long do you plan to stay here?" Wen Luheng walked over with steady steps, "I heard from the butler that you stayed in the collection room for more than ten minutes, and thought the sun came out from the west today."

The Wen family was down and out back then, but at any rate it used to be a scholarly family.There are no exquisite decorations in the collection room. They are all cultural collections such as calligraphy, paintings and classics.For Cheng Xiexing, who is not delicious, it is simply boring!

Cheng Xiexing walked over, tilted his head, leaned over, and put his weight directly on Wen Luheng's back.

"I can last a while. The guests like these. As your husband and a member of this family, I will definitely accompany you."

Xu Qingshu who was slapped in the face by dog ​​food: "..."

Isn't it a contract marriage?Why didn't Wen Lvheng push him away, didn't he push away this countryman who didn't have the slightest bit of writing! ! !