The ancestor of the spiritual world is back
Chapter 42 Old Friend
"Strangle you, strangle you, strangle you!"
The zombie pinched vigorously, but Shi Yi remained motionless, looking at him speechlessly.
"Why don't you run?" The zombie stopped suddenly.
"Get out of your way!" Shi Yi pushed him away, and then used his feet to destroy the surrounding talisman formations, with a dissatisfied tone: "You still don't believe me when you say you made a mistake, don't say I taught you!" Then he left again Going in front of the other party, he grabbed his Qing Dynasty official uniform and scolded: "What are you wearing? Qing Dynasty clothes? Ling Yue, have you watched too many zombie movies?"
"Hey!" Ling Yue grinned, and tore off his clothes to reveal the modern clothes underneath. The white shirt and black trousers did not look gloomy at all. Old man, are you going to be an old monster?"
"You are the monster." Shi Yi used a spell to destroy the clothes on the ground and asked, "What happened to the spirit lock array in the cold storage?"
"I heard that you were going to eat there, so I went there in advance to make arrangements."
"Where are the zombies in Longmen?"
"Wow, who knew that the Daoist Association would react so strongly. I had no choice but to steal a corpse from the morgue of a nearby hospital and chop it up for them." Ling Yue shrugged his shoulders, "The Qing Dynasty is dead, why are you still right?" Zombies hate so much?"
Shi Yi rolled his eyes, what does this have to do with the fall of the Qing Dynasty?
Ling Yue is a zombie, a zombie who was "beheaded" by Master Xuan Ying more than 200 years ago, but this rumor is actually only superficial.
When Ling Yue appeared in this world, a hundred or eighty people from the spirit world couldn't figure it out, so Shi Yi could only accept orders in the face of danger. As a result, neither wooden swords nor spells were effective against him, so he had to use his best thunder method to slash.With this chop, something happened, the zombie escaped!
It was also at that time that Shi Yi realized that the zombies were actually conscious.
It was rumored later that they fought for three months, but in fact they only fought for less than ten days. The rest of the time, the two of them were playing, traveling in mountains and rivers and having picnics. It was a complete outing.As for the next two years of recuperation, it was purely because Shi Yi was lazy and didn't bother to care about the ups and downs outside. The title of genius in the spirit world is too popular. If you don't find a reason to be lazy, you will come to him for any trivial things. I'm bored to death.
Later, when the ghost world broke out, Ling Yue was the first to strike. The ghosts couldn't help Ling Yue, but similarly, Ling Yue had no way to seal the ghost world.As a last resort, Shi Yi had no choice but to seal him, but in the end he was sealed into the ghost world together, and one letter lasted for 200 years.
"I haven't seen you looking for me in 200 years!" Shi Yi said in an unhappy tone.
Ling Yue and Shi Yi walked into the living room, leaned on the sofa when they heard this, and said leisurely, "Everyone said you were dead, I thought you had gone to reincarnation a long time ago."
Ling Yue also tried to find the reincarnation of Shi Yi. After all, he didn't believe that Shi Yi would die, but after 200 years, this bastard was still alive.
"I've been hiding it all these years, but I can't hold back the breath of the corpse." Ling Yue said as he tore off the dragon-patterned jade pendant around Shi Yi's neck, "Look, I told you I can't do without it." After finishing speaking So he wore it around his neck, which was specially made by Shi Yi back then to suppress his corpse aura and hide his identity.
"You came to me just to ask for a jade pendant?" Shi Yi also sat on the sofa, the more he looked at Ling Yue, the more he disliked Ling Yue. I haven't seen you in 200 years. Is that all?
Ling Yue laughed as soon as he heard it, "Why? Want to pick on me? Haven't found a brother you like after all these years?"
"Get out!" Shi Yi kicked him, it's like a dog can't spit out ivory, he has no interest in zombies at all.
"Dong dong", suddenly someone knocked on the door outside.
Shi Yi immediately stood up and shouted outside: "Who?"
"It's me." Xie Jian's voice came from outside the door: "I have something to tell you."
"Oops!" Shi Yi immediately pushed Ling Yue: "Hide, hide quickly!"
"I have a jade pendant."
"He has seen you!" Shi Yi kicked his ass, "Hide in my room!"
Ling Yue was full of displeasure, but he still went upstairs obediently. Shi Yi was relieved to see that he was obedient, and hurried to open the door.
"I still don't think it's right." Xie Jian looked at Shi Yi with a serious expression: "The zombie we killed is indeed not the same as what I saw."
"It's the same."
"No. Besides, it's too easy to kill." Xie Jian continued: "At that time, the Taoist Association took out the treasure of the town council, which was the Thunder Talisman drawn by Master Xuanying back then, but those Thunder Talismans were all in my possession at that time. In hand." Xie Jian thought about the situation at that time, and said: "And the formation I used at that time was the water-wood formation, I think it is impossible to kill zombies just by the spells drawn by those priests."
However, that zombie died.
If it was all the power of the Jidao Association, Xie Jian would not be too confused by throwing out all the thunder charms to kill the zombies, but the zombies were already killed before the big killer was used, which really confuses him.
"Isn't it easy to kill?" Shi Yi argued reluctantly: "Could it be that you are satisfied with the death and injury around you?"
"I didn't mean that." Xie Jian immediately explained, but suddenly noticed the broken formation behind Shi Yi, and the spell was still on the ground. It was exactly the same as the one in the hotel, and it was a wrongly drawn magic lock.His expression became more serious, and he asked, "Shi Yi, do you have something to hide from me?"
"Me? No." Shi Yi talked about him, "You made a mistake when you invited me to dinner last time, do you want to make it up now? Let's go now."
Shi Yi was about to leave with Xie Jian, but Xie Jian broke in suddenly, pointing to the remaining talisman on the ground and asked, "What is this?"
"Uh...this is..."
"Did you hide something?" Xie Jian quickly entered the living room.
Shi Yi also quickly chased after him, stood in front of him and said, "Xie Jian, you are too suspicious!"
"That's the Spirit Locking Array!"
"No, it's just the Yin Gathering Formation!"
Xie Jian didn't believe it at all, so he pushed his hand away and went upstairs, looking from room to room, and when he was about to push open the door of Shi Yi's bedroom, his hand was firmly held down by Shi Yi.
"Thank you, you are so rude!" Shi Yi scolded, "This is my house, you are trespassing!"
Xie Jian sighed, and said earnestly: "Shi Yi, you are too young, and you may not know the danger of zombies. But, I can't just stand by and watch you go astray."
"There are no zombies in my room!"
"Then open the door and let me see!"
The two faced each other tit for tat, Shi Yi naturally couldn't let Ling Yue be discovered, and was about to beat Xie Jian to unconsciousness with a ruthless hand, when the door behind him suddenly opened with a "squeak".
"Shi Yi, what's the matter?" A man came out, his short black hair was still dripping with water, he was not wearing any clothes, only a soft bath towel was on, and he pulled the bath towel to his chest with both hands, his calf was bare and exposed outer.Ling Yue leaned against the door frame, he was clearly a man, but he was full of various amorous feelings.
The expression on Xie Jian's face suddenly froze, Shi Yi's room, his room...a big man came out?
"Why are there other men?" Ling Yue grabbed the towel tightly with one hand, pulled Shi Yi over with the other to block in front of him, only a head was exposed from the back of Shi Yi's neck, and asked in a low voice while looking at Xie Jian Shi Yi: "Why is there a man in your family?"
"Why is there a man in your family?"
Ling Yue and Xie Jian asked at almost the same time. After Shi Yi's initial astonishment, he immediately hugged Ling Yue, and kissed him lightly on the forehead: "It's okay, sweetheart, you go in first."
"No, let him go!" Ling Yue twisted Shi Yi's arm coquettishly, and said in a coquettish tone, "Let him go, let him go~"
Xie Jian's expression instantly became ugly, and he couldn't bear to leave quickly, so Shi Yi pushed Ling Yue away and chased him out.
"Did you see that? There are no zombies in my house."
"But your family...you..." Xie Jian's expression was very strange, and he couldn't even speak clearly.
Shi Yi's eyes were dissatisfied, and he curled his lips and said, "Yes, I just like men, so what's wrong? Can't I?"
Xie Jian shook his head slightly, depressed, "No."
"That's good, we'll have a very interesting event later, you don't want to stay and watch it?" Shi Yi deliberately squeezed the thank you card.
Xie Jian was defeated in an instant, and quickly left the place without saying a word.
It's just that Xie Jian just returned to his home, and before he entered the hall, his face changed drastically. The man who appeared in Shi Yi's room...
"I've been fooled!" Xie Jian hurriedly turned back, kicked open the door and went in, only to see Shi Yi sitting alone in the living room, eating melon seeds and watching TV, and immediately walked over to ask, "Where's him?"
"What him?" Shi Yi's face was full of innocence, but he pointed to his own door: "You need to fix it."
"Stop pretending, that man is a zombie, right?" Xie Jian recognized it, it was clearly the zombie he saw in the cold storage, "Where is he?"
"Don't frame people casually, I'll sue you for slander." Shi Yi grabbed an almond and opened it with a "crack" with a leisurely expression.
"You are a human being, how can you cover up zombies?"
Shi Yi, on the other hand, acted foolishly, and didn't take his words seriously at all, instead he turned back: "Xie Jian, if you talk about evidence in everything, you can't spout blood."
Xie Jian was so annoyed by Shi Yi that he immediately went upstairs to look for him. Shi Yi sat on the sofa but couldn't help laughing.
The zombie pinched vigorously, but Shi Yi remained motionless, looking at him speechlessly.
"Why don't you run?" The zombie stopped suddenly.
"Get out of your way!" Shi Yi pushed him away, and then used his feet to destroy the surrounding talisman formations, with a dissatisfied tone: "You still don't believe me when you say you made a mistake, don't say I taught you!" Then he left again Going in front of the other party, he grabbed his Qing Dynasty official uniform and scolded: "What are you wearing? Qing Dynasty clothes? Ling Yue, have you watched too many zombie movies?"
"Hey!" Ling Yue grinned, and tore off his clothes to reveal the modern clothes underneath. The white shirt and black trousers did not look gloomy at all. Old man, are you going to be an old monster?"
"You are the monster." Shi Yi used a spell to destroy the clothes on the ground and asked, "What happened to the spirit lock array in the cold storage?"
"I heard that you were going to eat there, so I went there in advance to make arrangements."
"Where are the zombies in Longmen?"
"Wow, who knew that the Daoist Association would react so strongly. I had no choice but to steal a corpse from the morgue of a nearby hospital and chop it up for them." Ling Yue shrugged his shoulders, "The Qing Dynasty is dead, why are you still right?" Zombies hate so much?"
Shi Yi rolled his eyes, what does this have to do with the fall of the Qing Dynasty?
Ling Yue is a zombie, a zombie who was "beheaded" by Master Xuan Ying more than 200 years ago, but this rumor is actually only superficial.
When Ling Yue appeared in this world, a hundred or eighty people from the spirit world couldn't figure it out, so Shi Yi could only accept orders in the face of danger. As a result, neither wooden swords nor spells were effective against him, so he had to use his best thunder method to slash.With this chop, something happened, the zombie escaped!
It was also at that time that Shi Yi realized that the zombies were actually conscious.
It was rumored later that they fought for three months, but in fact they only fought for less than ten days. The rest of the time, the two of them were playing, traveling in mountains and rivers and having picnics. It was a complete outing.As for the next two years of recuperation, it was purely because Shi Yi was lazy and didn't bother to care about the ups and downs outside. The title of genius in the spirit world is too popular. If you don't find a reason to be lazy, you will come to him for any trivial things. I'm bored to death.
Later, when the ghost world broke out, Ling Yue was the first to strike. The ghosts couldn't help Ling Yue, but similarly, Ling Yue had no way to seal the ghost world.As a last resort, Shi Yi had no choice but to seal him, but in the end he was sealed into the ghost world together, and one letter lasted for 200 years.
"I haven't seen you looking for me in 200 years!" Shi Yi said in an unhappy tone.
Ling Yue and Shi Yi walked into the living room, leaned on the sofa when they heard this, and said leisurely, "Everyone said you were dead, I thought you had gone to reincarnation a long time ago."
Ling Yue also tried to find the reincarnation of Shi Yi. After all, he didn't believe that Shi Yi would die, but after 200 years, this bastard was still alive.
"I've been hiding it all these years, but I can't hold back the breath of the corpse." Ling Yue said as he tore off the dragon-patterned jade pendant around Shi Yi's neck, "Look, I told you I can't do without it." After finishing speaking So he wore it around his neck, which was specially made by Shi Yi back then to suppress his corpse aura and hide his identity.
"You came to me just to ask for a jade pendant?" Shi Yi also sat on the sofa, the more he looked at Ling Yue, the more he disliked Ling Yue. I haven't seen you in 200 years. Is that all?
Ling Yue laughed as soon as he heard it, "Why? Want to pick on me? Haven't found a brother you like after all these years?"
"Get out!" Shi Yi kicked him, it's like a dog can't spit out ivory, he has no interest in zombies at all.
"Dong dong", suddenly someone knocked on the door outside.
Shi Yi immediately stood up and shouted outside: "Who?"
"It's me." Xie Jian's voice came from outside the door: "I have something to tell you."
"Oops!" Shi Yi immediately pushed Ling Yue: "Hide, hide quickly!"
"I have a jade pendant."
"He has seen you!" Shi Yi kicked his ass, "Hide in my room!"
Ling Yue was full of displeasure, but he still went upstairs obediently. Shi Yi was relieved to see that he was obedient, and hurried to open the door.
"I still don't think it's right." Xie Jian looked at Shi Yi with a serious expression: "The zombie we killed is indeed not the same as what I saw."
"It's the same."
"No. Besides, it's too easy to kill." Xie Jian continued: "At that time, the Taoist Association took out the treasure of the town council, which was the Thunder Talisman drawn by Master Xuanying back then, but those Thunder Talismans were all in my possession at that time. In hand." Xie Jian thought about the situation at that time, and said: "And the formation I used at that time was the water-wood formation, I think it is impossible to kill zombies just by the spells drawn by those priests."
However, that zombie died.
If it was all the power of the Jidao Association, Xie Jian would not be too confused by throwing out all the thunder charms to kill the zombies, but the zombies were already killed before the big killer was used, which really confuses him.
"Isn't it easy to kill?" Shi Yi argued reluctantly: "Could it be that you are satisfied with the death and injury around you?"
"I didn't mean that." Xie Jian immediately explained, but suddenly noticed the broken formation behind Shi Yi, and the spell was still on the ground. It was exactly the same as the one in the hotel, and it was a wrongly drawn magic lock.His expression became more serious, and he asked, "Shi Yi, do you have something to hide from me?"
"Me? No." Shi Yi talked about him, "You made a mistake when you invited me to dinner last time, do you want to make it up now? Let's go now."
Shi Yi was about to leave with Xie Jian, but Xie Jian broke in suddenly, pointing to the remaining talisman on the ground and asked, "What is this?"
"Uh...this is..."
"Did you hide something?" Xie Jian quickly entered the living room.
Shi Yi also quickly chased after him, stood in front of him and said, "Xie Jian, you are too suspicious!"
"That's the Spirit Locking Array!"
"No, it's just the Yin Gathering Formation!"
Xie Jian didn't believe it at all, so he pushed his hand away and went upstairs, looking from room to room, and when he was about to push open the door of Shi Yi's bedroom, his hand was firmly held down by Shi Yi.
"Thank you, you are so rude!" Shi Yi scolded, "This is my house, you are trespassing!"
Xie Jian sighed, and said earnestly: "Shi Yi, you are too young, and you may not know the danger of zombies. But, I can't just stand by and watch you go astray."
"There are no zombies in my room!"
"Then open the door and let me see!"
The two faced each other tit for tat, Shi Yi naturally couldn't let Ling Yue be discovered, and was about to beat Xie Jian to unconsciousness with a ruthless hand, when the door behind him suddenly opened with a "squeak".
"Shi Yi, what's the matter?" A man came out, his short black hair was still dripping with water, he was not wearing any clothes, only a soft bath towel was on, and he pulled the bath towel to his chest with both hands, his calf was bare and exposed outer.Ling Yue leaned against the door frame, he was clearly a man, but he was full of various amorous feelings.
The expression on Xie Jian's face suddenly froze, Shi Yi's room, his room...a big man came out?
"Why are there other men?" Ling Yue grabbed the towel tightly with one hand, pulled Shi Yi over with the other to block in front of him, only a head was exposed from the back of Shi Yi's neck, and asked in a low voice while looking at Xie Jian Shi Yi: "Why is there a man in your family?"
"Why is there a man in your family?"
Ling Yue and Xie Jian asked at almost the same time. After Shi Yi's initial astonishment, he immediately hugged Ling Yue, and kissed him lightly on the forehead: "It's okay, sweetheart, you go in first."
"No, let him go!" Ling Yue twisted Shi Yi's arm coquettishly, and said in a coquettish tone, "Let him go, let him go~"
Xie Jian's expression instantly became ugly, and he couldn't bear to leave quickly, so Shi Yi pushed Ling Yue away and chased him out.
"Did you see that? There are no zombies in my house."
"But your family...you..." Xie Jian's expression was very strange, and he couldn't even speak clearly.
Shi Yi's eyes were dissatisfied, and he curled his lips and said, "Yes, I just like men, so what's wrong? Can't I?"
Xie Jian shook his head slightly, depressed, "No."
"That's good, we'll have a very interesting event later, you don't want to stay and watch it?" Shi Yi deliberately squeezed the thank you card.
Xie Jian was defeated in an instant, and quickly left the place without saying a word.
It's just that Xie Jian just returned to his home, and before he entered the hall, his face changed drastically. The man who appeared in Shi Yi's room...
"I've been fooled!" Xie Jian hurriedly turned back, kicked open the door and went in, only to see Shi Yi sitting alone in the living room, eating melon seeds and watching TV, and immediately walked over to ask, "Where's him?"
"What him?" Shi Yi's face was full of innocence, but he pointed to his own door: "You need to fix it."
"Stop pretending, that man is a zombie, right?" Xie Jian recognized it, it was clearly the zombie he saw in the cold storage, "Where is he?"
"Don't frame people casually, I'll sue you for slander." Shi Yi grabbed an almond and opened it with a "crack" with a leisurely expression.
"You are a human being, how can you cover up zombies?"
Shi Yi, on the other hand, acted foolishly, and didn't take his words seriously at all, instead he turned back: "Xie Jian, if you talk about evidence in everything, you can't spout blood."
Xie Jian was so annoyed by Shi Yi that he immediately went upstairs to look for him. Shi Yi sat on the sofa but couldn't help laughing.
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