Bamboo horse is a world-weary male protagonist

After working for a long time, he finally found the bug. Overjoyed, 009 climbed up Gu Xi's trousers, trying to find out what went wrong.

"It's already 02:30 in the middle of the night, so I'll just be exhausted," 009 said with great exhaustion in his small eyes, he couldn't help but opened his mouth and yawned, sticking out his pink and tender tongue.

009 is the plot restorer in Chuanshu Administration.

Other systems have their own books that they are responsible for, and they can accompany the protagonist to grow and paddle along the way.

He is the only one who, at best, is a free man, and at worst, is a big socialist brick, who can be moved wherever it is needed.

And because he has just joined the job and is still in the probationary period, his authority is so small that he can't even use the doll when he is on a mission. He can only extract a ferret shell from the warehouse.

I can't run, I can't fly, and if I don't pay attention, I will be stepped on.

Now, the human world is falling into the upsurge of wearing books.

However, the plot is sweet and sweet, and there are very few books with a happy ending. Creating from scratch is not only time-consuming and labor-intensive, the cost is too high, and it is difficult to guarantee that the book written will be perfect, and there is a high probability that it will have to be revised.

Therefore, some of the books that the Book Translating Bureau provides to customers are processed and created based on the plots of other books.

Some are simply assembly line operations, keeping only the most important main lines, and writing a few popular template characters that will never go wrong and directly apply them.

For example, the beautiful, strong and miserable male protagonist, the gentle male second who is infatuated, or the clingy little wolf dog, the domineering rich second generation, the handsome guy with scarlet eyes who will push him against the wall and kiss him hard school bully...

After all, guests wear books just for fun.

As long as the quality of the book is decent and you can have fun with it, as for how the book was created, they don't care at all.

The task of 009 is to shuttle between many novels, solve those bugs that cannot be solved by the logic in the book, so that the novel can have a satisfactory ending, and improve the book travel experience of the book traveler.

Various bugs often appear in novels.

The most common is that something goes wrong with the author of the original book, causing the ending of the novel to collapse.

Some authors forget what they want to write while writing, and get farther and farther away from the original outline;

In some cases, the author himself set up too much bureau, and the writing and writing could not be contained, and finally turned into a mess;

Some are due to emergencies, such as an old man getting sick, a child being bullied at school, a wife cuckolding herself, or a husband discussing life philosophy with a little girl;

In some cases, it was impossible to continue to renew the contract due to the website's coquettish operation, so they had to end up sloppy and moved to other platforms.

These are relatively common and easy to understand.

But some are completely incomprehensible.

For example "1":

1. To make a speech: Yesterday, a fairy entrusted a dream, saying: Writing a novel is a dead end, so, I, the body will die and the road will disappear!

2. Go to the hospital today to cut|bag|skin|, owe 10 chapters, and resume updating tomorrow, and make up for it!

I'm sorry, the |bag|skin| is too long, I haven't cut it clean after half a month, and now even the eggs are starting to hurt!

|Bao|Skin|I can't cut it off, spring wind blows and it grows again, I really can't write it if I can't cut it off, it's too much to affect my performance, fellow book friends, we are destined to see you again!

3. I won 3, so I won’t write this book, eunuch.

4. Suddenly, an indescribable excitement rushed into the author's heart. He seemed to feel it, and suddenly raised his head, only to see someone standing in mid-air against the clouds, surrounded by Taoist proverbs!

This situation made the author suddenly realize the way of heaven, laughed thirty times, pulled his fingers three inches below the navel, and broke the void with force.

All that was left behind was blood and a speech about ascension that shocked the world.

"Ahhhhhhh, I'm finally a eunuch!!!!!!"

5. The plagiarized book is no longer written, so what the hell am I going to update...

……

009 shook his ears, leaped with all his might, and landed on Gu Xi's shoulder, staring at Gu Xi.

He was so tired that his mind was in a daze just now, and he didn't notice that he had already paused time. This child can not only move but also see him.

009 was a little confused.

009, who has experienced many battles, has his brain running wildly, trying to understand the current situation.

He was dizzy thinking about it, and finally remembered that he had read in the book repair guide that besides the author of the original book itself causing problems in the novel, there was another reason for bugs in the novel.

This reason is theoretically possible, but he has never seen it once when he actually performed the restoration task.

That is the character in the novel. After the awakening of self-awareness, the action and the plot deviated.

Under normal circumstances, it is impossible for the characters in the book to change the plot.

Because, if the author originally asked a person to go east, but he wants to go north, then the north side of the world in the book will become a cliff, leaving this person with nowhere to go.

For another example, if a character wants to save someone he shouldn't save, then there will be some characters or emergencies in the book that will hinder him accordingly.

The world in the book will correct all behaviors that try to deviate from the original plot, and in severe cases, the plot will even fall into an infinite loop.

Until the characters who try to change the plot voluntarily give up, so that the plot can continue normally.

But they will try to be as logical as possible, and will not make the characters in the book feel very out of play.

After all, in the real society, there are countless kinds of unlucky things, and people usually just accept them naturally when they encounter them, and they don't question why such results happened.

However, once the person in the book has a strong obsession that should not belong to him, he is willing to give everything for it and has enough power.

Then everything would be very different.

Because all his actions will be contrary to the setting of the original book because of this obsession, even if he knows that one step forward is the abyss, he will jump down without hesitation.

Just like in the real society, revolutionaries who have the courage to go against the tide of the times, fearless difficulties and obstacles, and move forward courageously.

He will question everything that is taken for granted, will continue to challenge the impossible, will try his best to try, and will try to change all unreasonable existence that can hinder him.

He will set off an earth-shaking, devastating, and huge change in the world without any retreat.

... Until, the world in the book was completely destroyed.

009 shivered in fright at his own thoughts.

and so……

This child with no hair at all is actually an awakened one? ? ?

How could he, a young employee who had just joined the job for more than two months and hadn't even passed the probationary period, be able to deal with such a boss? !

Is this for him to deliver the head? !

"Smelly mouse, so you are the big bad boy starling!"

Hearing the bug 009 said, Gu Xi understood it all at once.

Although he is young, he has practiced the Heart Sutra for two years, so he is not an ordinary child.It can't be said to be strong, but it is definitely not small. It is definitely not a problem to knock a small ferret into the air.

The child put his head on 009's body, his aura was as fierce as a bull, and he knocked 009 off his shoulders.

009 flew out.

009 fell to the ground.

009 didn't want to die, he wanted to go home.

He rolled on the ground, couldn't get up, kicked his hind legs, and was picked up by Gu Xi by his tail.

Gu Xi grabbed the hair on 009's buttocks, gritted his teeth and said, "Smelly mouse, you bullied He Chengyuan, I'm going to stew you."

009 struggled desperately, bared his fangs and tried to bite the child's finger.

Gu Xi grabbed 009's neck and tried hard to prevent him from biting her.

"Stew you!"

"Bite you to death!"

"Bite you to death!"

"Bite to death... you!!! You really bite me!"

Gu Xi opened her mouth, and bit 009's ass with one bite, making her mouth full of hair.

He turned his head and spit out a mouthful, and then turned his head to bite very seriously, grinding his small deciduous teeth hard, causing 009 to groan in pain: "Don't bite, don't bite, spare my life, what He Chengyuan, I I don't know him at all!"

Gu Xi didn't believe it, because he was biting the flesh and hair of his butt, and his voice was intermittent: "You are lying, I heard you say, myna. The big villain said, so you, too, big villain."

009 was stunned: "Did you say that myna is a big villain?"

This book has not yet configured a supervisor system, and it is also the first time he has come to the book to repair the plot.

How could a child with an ancient background know about bugs?

"Kid, where did you hear the word bug?"

Gu Xi continued to grind his teeth hard: "There is a voice in my head. There is a big villain, say starling."

After listening to Gu Xi's explanation, the 009 man and woman who had already been bitten and bled were crying.

He felt as if he knew what the truth of the matter was.

009's voice trembled with pain: "You, let go first, I'm not a bad guy."

Gu Xi continued to bite persistently: "You lie, you are a villain, and if you want to bully He Chengyuan, I won't listen to you."

"Wow—kill the big villain—!" Gu Xi, who was worried that He Chengyuan would be taken away and bullied, said fiercely.

"Give me... let go..."

"TMD, let go!"

Combined with the grievance of working overtime in the middle of the night and the unbearable pain in his buttocks, 009 finally couldn't help but shed tears.

After realizing that Gu Xi is not an awakened person at all, 009's initial fear and cowardice were all gone.

He struggled desperately, slapped Gu Xi's face with his tail, and scratched his hind legs to death. Gu Xi was caught with red marks all over his face, he had to let go of the pain, and 009 took the opportunity to jump down, With a whoosh, he ran away.

Gu Xi followed behind.

Tears are like a broken dam, as long as a hole is opened, it will only become more and more turbulent.

009 worked overtime late at night and lost control of his emotions, crying while running: "The people in the novel have a wrong brain and I have to fix the system. This can also be regarded as my scope of work?" Isn't it obviously the problem of your Chuanshu Bureau? ! "

"I think you have hemorrhoids in your head, you unlucky broken company!"

009 went from sobbing softly, to sobbing, and finally to crying loudly: "The stars in the sky are shining brightly, does it look like your dad blinked? The broken company is about to go bankrupt—oooo—I can't take it anymore!" "2"

The posture of crying more and more fiercely stunned Gu Xi, who had a face of righteousness and tried hard to beat the villain.

"Smelly mouse, you...why are you crying?"

"Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

"Stinky mouse, then...don't bully He Chengyuan..."

"Aww——Who is He Chengyuan? I've never heard of it!"

"Smelly mouse, I, I have jelly beans, do you want to eat them?...I won't chase you anymore, so stop crying."

"Whoa—what...flavoured jelly beans?"

"...I don't know, what do you feed jelly beans? Do jelly beans also eat meat?"

"..."

……

One person and one mink who were beaten to death just now are sitting together eating jelly beans.

The jelly beans were swirling around in their mouths, the little man added the little beast, the two little cheeks were bulging, and the atmosphere was surprisingly harmonious.

"Little mouse, I misunderstood you just now, I thought you were a big villain, I'm sorry," Gu Xi stretched out his hand, patted 009's furry head, and said embarrassedly.

He quietly glanced at 009's bloody buttocks, feeling more guilty in his heart, and stirred uneasily with his fingers.

009 smashed his mouth to eat jelly beans, and stretched out his little paw to pat Gu Xi's leg: "It's okay, you didn't mean it either. I'll help you format the things in your mind, so you won't hear it again in the future." Those strange voices will not see strange things anymore."

"Wow, thank you!"

The child bent down, his big round eyes were full of anticipation: "Little mouse, will no one bully He Chengyuan in the future?"

009 was too busy to pay attention to him.

He spread out the books he brought on the floor, desperately looking for the original, trying to sort out the next plot, and get off work as soon as possible.

Seeing that 009 ignored him, Gu Xi ran to play with He Chengyuan.

But He Chengyuan didn't move at all, no matter what Gu Xi called, he didn't respond.

Gu Xi was worried at the beginning, but when he found that He Chengyuan was fine, with a smile on his face, he just ignored him on purpose, and the child's temper suddenly came up.

No matter how hard he looked, 009 couldn't find the book, and his head was buzzing with pain.

Seeing the time getting later and later, he panicked in his heart: "Okay, okay, it's too late, I'll go first."

Gu Xi's eyes were red, because he was angry at He Chengyuan for ignoring him.

When he heard that 009 was leaving, he just wanted to wave goodbye to 009, but found that 009 disappeared all of a sudden.

Turning his head, he found that He Chengyuan blinked at him.

Gu Xi didn't know that 009 would freeze the time and space in the book, and when he saw He Chengyuan blinking, he was completely convinced that He Chengyuan was deliberately ignoring him just now.

"You ignore me!" The child said angrily, "Then I will ignore you!"

He Chengyuan didn't know what happened, and his expression was a little bewildered.

"Look, you still ignore me!"

Gu Xi was angry and glared at He Chengyuan angrily.

"Sorry……"

He Chengyuan didn't understand what happened, so he quickly apologized when he saw Gu Xi was very angry.

He reached out to pull Gu Xi, but Gu Xi threw him away.

Childishly turning her head away from him, she gave him the back of her head: "It's useless to apologize, I'm not with you."

After he finished speaking, he sneaked a glance at He Chengyuan's side, and found that He Chengyuan's face was completely blank, and he was staring blankly at the hand that he threw away.

Seeing Gu Xi looking over, He Chengyuan immediately raised his head, widened his amber eyes, and looked at him pitifully.

Like an abandoned puppy.

"Sorry……"

He Chengyuan reached out to grab Gu Xi's hand, but Gu Xi silently shook him away.

He Chengyuan stretched out his hand again, and Gu Xi shook it away again.

……

He Chengyuan stubbornly went to pull Gu Xi again.

This time, Gu Xi didn't shake him off, so He Chengyuan took advantage of the situation and pulled him tightly, even Gu Xi felt a little pain.

Gu Xi felt that it was very serious that He Chengyuan deliberately ignored him, and he was really sad.

"If you ignore me again, I really won't be with you."

As soon as Gu Xi opened his mouth, He Chengyuan's eyes lit up instantly.

Regardless of what the child said, he nodded heavily: "En!"

Seeing that Gu Xi was finally willing to talk to him, He Chengyuan had nothing more important to do.

He was not interested in the competition on the stage, and when his eyes wandered away, he saw a book dropped on the ground at his feet.

The wind blew the pages of the book, and He Chengyuan saw his and Gu Xi's names written on the book.

Because He Chengyuan grew up with Zhao San, he had never studied, so he was actually illiterate, but he remembered Gu Xi's name.

Because he asked Gu Xi to teach him how to write, so he remembered it very clearly.

Bending down to pick up the book, He Chengyuan wanted to hand the book to Gu Xi, but worried that he would make Gu Xi angry if he did something wrong again, so he silently put the book into his arms.

I didn't know this book, but it was actually the original work that 009 searched for for a long time but couldn't find.

——"Strategy against the paranoid villain "Crossing Book""