[Comprehensive Martial Arts] What does the hero eat today?

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Neither Leng Xue nor Lu Xiaofeng seemed quite right.Lu Xiaofeng's eyes were out of focus, he was swimming, and his mouth was still spitting out bubbles in imitation of fish.It is estimated that I saw the hallucination of the seabed.

He swam for a while and complained, "This? The waterway is really long."

He Jiuli: "..."

She looked at Leng Xue.

Leng Xue looked very calm, he? He sat at the table calmly, drinking a bottle of Weiyi soy milk calmly, and greeted He Jiuli calmly when he saw He Jiuli coming.

He Jiuli: "Leng Lingqi? Are you okay?"

Leng Xue nodded slowly and said, "It's okay."

Then he added another sentence: "Ah Jiu, why did you grow mushrooms in your hair? I picked them for you..."

He Jiuli: "..."

孽 孽!

She grabbed the cold-blooded hand with black lines all over her face, and he tilted his head in doubt, and muttered: "Ah Jiu, there are goldfish in your hair..."

He Jiuli: "You have a goldfish in your head!"

Cold-blooded and confused: "Really? I...I didn't see..."

Yep, can't communicate.

Lu Xiaofeng was provoking Agou, saw him? Pulled Agou out of the cardboard box, lifted it and said loudly: "What are you looking at!"

Agou: "...Meow?"

Maomaotou is puzzled.

Lu Xiaofeng said loudly again: "Take another look and try!"

Agou: "...Meow meow?"

The innocent Daju slept soundly in the middle of the night, was picked up for no reason, and was crazily touched by Lu Xiaofeng.When it saw that it was Lu Xiaofeng, it immediately lost its temper, let out a weak meow, collapsed into a ball of cat liquid, and tossed and tossed about Lu Xiaofeng casually.

He Jiuli: "... Let me go!"

She rushed over and snatched A Gou, A Gou rubbed against her twice, and escaped from her hand with a bark.

…… Humans are so stupid.

After victim No. [-], Agou, ran away, Lu Xiaofeng's eyes turned to victims No. [-] and No. [-]. The two kingfishers happened to be in the cage today, and they were provoked by Lu Xiaofeng to fight.

He Jiuli: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng, go to hell!

It's also poisoned, look at the cold-blooded people, they don't do anything other than calmly chat with mushrooms, how can they be like him? Lu Xiaofeng is like him, jumping up and down and tossing around!

He Jiuli: I have a headache.

This? The movement between the two of them was a bit loud. Everyone on the second floor came out to check, and even Huamanlou came from the guest room area.

Hua Manlou frowned, and said, "Lu Xiaofeng, what's wrong with you?"

Lu Xiaofeng said very calmly: "It seems to be poisoned."

Hua ManLou: "..."

He Jiuli: "So you can talk well?"

Lu Xiaofeng said very calmly again: "Ahe, Ah Gou is behind you preparing to stab you in the back! Be careful!"

He Jiuli: "..."

Well, it turned out to be another form of illness.

Huamanlou: Headache.

He rubbed his forehead and said, "Why don't you...send him to the hospital?"

He Jiuli said: "No need, the toxicity is not strong, it will be fine in two days."

After she went downstairs, she immediately bought a [Toxicity Scanner] in the mall to scan Lu Xiaofeng and Leng Xue. The two of them are fine, so there is no need to prepare stomach lavage or anything.

That [Doctor Strange's automatic operating table] can reach the level of the hospital of later generations, but it can't exceed that medical level.It can also deal with general problems.

One day, I must arrange a full set of colonoscopy for Lu Xiaofeng, ha ha.

Lu Xiaofeng still doesn't know how dangerous He Jiuli's thoughts are at this moment. If he? Knows, he will never go near the Penglai Inn within a radius of fifty miles.

Hua Manlou was covered with black threads entangled by Lu Xiaofeng, and finally smiled and knocked them unconscious with a fan, said goodbye to everyone in a gentle manner, dragged Lu Xiaofeng out, and the world quieted down.

He Jiuli... He Jiuli brought Leng Xue back to her floor.

Cold-blooded may be due to eating less, so the symptoms are not very serious. Seeing He Jiuli coming to hold his hand, he obediently stretched out his hand and went up to the third floor obediently.

He Jiuli said: "Do you still know what happened?"

Cold-blooded nodded.

He Jiuli: "Speak."

Cold-blooded: "I ate poisonous mushrooms."

It seems that he is still a little awake.

He Jiuli said again: "Then how do you feel now?"

Leng Xue squinted his eyes and thought for a while, then said, "I feel a little... dizzy..."

Actually he? I can’t really describe it, because now he sees a bunch of crabs arranged in an S for a while, and a B for a while, waving their pliers crazily in front of him, and their mouths are dirty... The whole room is full of weird colors and flowers , he began to feel dizzy.

He Jiuli said: "Since you're dizzy, let's go to sleep."

She has no better way.

Nodding cold-bloodedly, he agreed.

At this time yesterday, he? was still a head catcher who cruelly tortured female prisoners, but at this time today, he? became a SpongeBob SquarePants with an empty head.

He Jiuli stared at the cold-blooded six-pack and mermaid lines, and said regretfully, "What a waste."

Cold-blooded: "?"

He Jiuli: "It's okay, it's normal for children not to understand."

Leng Xue frowned, and said a little unhappy: "...I'm not a child."

As he spoke, he struggled to get up, wanting to prove this, but was pushed back by He Jiuli, whose hair was full of black lines.

Cold-blooded: "...you, you don't believe me?"

He Jiuli was helpless.

He? Is it a child? Of course she knows best.But... is this a man's self-esteem?No? Can't be underestimated at any time?

When he was wandering in the sky, Leng Xue suddenly stared at the ceiling for a long time, and then expressed his opinion: "Bianjing is so beautiful."

He Jiuli: "..."

I don't know what he? What did he see?

He Jiuli really didn't bother to talk to him? He turned around and went to sleep.

Originally, the next day, Leng Xue still wanted to continue investigating the case of the Embroidered Thief.

Chasing his life and passing by, he just came to deliver documents to him. He didn't know what happened to Leng Xue, but he looked at him very seriously and stared at the document with a total of only a dozen words in it for 10 minutes. After that, the pursuit of life became a little bit tense.

"...What happened to him?" Zhui Ming asked.

He Jiuli rolled his eyes: "I ate something I shouldn't eat."

It just so happened that Lu Xiaofeng floated past the door with Agou in his arms again—he? Still didn't give up the idea of ​​inciting people to fight, but this time? The object was changed to Agou and Afei.

A Fei looked at Lu Xiaofeng who was spitting at A Gou inexplicably, for some reason, he seemed to understand the cat's empty eyes.

Chasing life: "..."

As a result, the case of the Embroidered Thief was finally taken over by Zhui Ming, and the outcome of Leng Xue and Lu Xiaofeng might not be able to tell.

One of the consequences of this hand-poisoning incident was that the traffic of Penglai Inn increased rapidly.

This? It's not because everyone wants to try it after seeing how delicious it is, but because Lu Xiaofeng's friends all came to see him. It's lively.

For example, a certain thief Wang Zhi? Wang Sikong picked the stars, he heard that Lu Xiaofeng was ill, he was very worried, and immediately came to see Lu Xiaofeng with a gift.

The gift he brought was a shovel.

His conversation with Lu Xiaofeng is as follows:

Sikong Zhaixing: "Tsk tsk tsk, Lu Xiaofeng, do you still know me?"

Lu Xiaofeng's reaction was a little slow, and after a while, he nodded slowly.

Sikong Zhaixing said: "Okay then, quickly call Dad."

He Jiuli: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng thought hard for a while, and then slowly said: "Fuck off."

Sikong Zhaixing: "Hey, why are you swearing at people!"

Lu Xiaofeng suddenly grinned and said, "Hey, there are seaweeds on your head, I'll help you get rid of them."

Then he slapped Sikong Zhaixing on the forehead, and Sikong Zhaixing jumped five meters away, Lu Xiaofeng wanted to catch up, but he was wobbly, unable to use lightness kung fu.

Sikong Zhaixing laughed loudly, and provocatively said loudly: "Lu Xiaofeng, a wild chicken, a wild chicken that can't fly, a little bit!"

He Jiuli: "..."

This? What is the scene of elementary school students quarreling!

Besides Sikong Zhaixingzhi, Xue Bing also came to see him, but it was a pity that Lu Xiaofeng called Qingdie to Xue Bing, and the girl's face turned black instantly.

Ximen Chuuxue also came over to check his pulse, saying that he was afraid that his brain would be broken.

He Jiuli: "..."

The four words "brain is broken" really came out of Ximen Chuuxue's mouth. He was dressed in white, as cold as ice and snow, and then calmly pointed at Lu Xiaofeng and said that his? brain was broken.

He Jiuli felt that Ximen Chuuxue was an invincible man in the universe.

Mensao's Ximen Chuixue came here specially to give Lu Xiaofeng's pulse, but he didn't know why, so he asked casually, "How are you?"

Lu Xiaofeng also said very calmly: "My brain is broken."

Ximen Chuuxue hummed very carelessly, then turned to leave.

Lu Xiaofeng said: "That's why they are called ancestors."

He Jiuli: "..."

Is he really not afraid that Ximen Chuuxue will stab him right through with a sword? ?

Ximen Chuuxue's temper is really good, he just kept silent for a while, and then said to Lu Xiaofeng: "Do you not only don't want your beard, but also don't want your hair too much?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "I'm sorry ancestor, I wronged ancestor."

He Jiuli: "..."

She really can't be bothered to care about this person.

After this case of poisoning by Jianshouqing, no matter how delicious the leftover fungi were, they would not be edible for a few days. He Jiuli reluctantly disposed of them all, so today Huamanlou went out to buy again.

The weather has become very cold, and winter is coming soon. When winter comes, it seems that people everywhere like to eat mutton.

People in Suzhou eat mutton noodles and frozen mutton cakes; people in Sichuan and Chongqing eat mutton soup; people in Beijing like to eat boiled mutton;

Winter is the season for mutton, so Huamanlou brought back some mutton.

While browsing the mall, He Jiuli bought some onions, so today... Let's eat baked buns, the legendary Xinjiang baked buns.

When He Jiuli was young, Xinjiang cuisine was still a little transparent and unknown to everyone, but when she grew up, there were such things as naan breaded meat, large plate chicken, fried pork noodles, Tianrun milk beer, Spicy fried rice noodles have become popular food on the Internet and are popular in any city.

Baked buns are also a delicacy in Xinjiang.

Baked buns, as the name suggests... are not the same thing as normal buns.The method is very unique. Put one side of the buns in the naan pit, then sprinkle salt water in the naan pit, and then wait for the buns to be baked. The outside is crispy and the inside is fragrant, which is extremely delicious.

But it is impossible to build a naan pit now, so just use an oven instead.

The stuffing is lamb hind legs. The baked buns are made of simple materials and methods, so the quality of the meat is the key. Of course, the ingredients that can satisfy Huamanlou must be good. up.

The lamb hind legs are cut into moderately large pieces-don't mince them, the meat just needs to be bigger to feel it.Then what is added is the soul of the baked buns. Whether the baked buns are delicious or not depends on this little thing.

That is sheep tail oil.

Mutton oil, together with lean meat, so that the baked buns made in this way are fat and thin, neither too firewood nor too greasy, and finally add a lot of skin teeth - that is, onions, plus cumin , black pepper and salt, and finally pour a little oil, and mix well together.

After wrapping the buns, brush the surface with egg wash, sprinkle with sesame seeds and put them in the oven directly. However, as a frantic butter lover, He Jiuli still managed to put a thin layer of butter on top of the baked buns .

Then into the oven, bake it.

After waiting for the process of baking the buns, she did something else.

One is preserved egg tofu.

Preserved eggs are of course better in winter, but not so fresh in summer. The tofu is made of lactone tofu. Cut the tofu into pieces and put it on the bottom, cover with a layer of chopped preserved eggs, and mix it with a hot and sour sauce. Just go up and you're done.

Then...then she? Sprinkled salt and pepper on the leftovers from making the baked buns, that is, the lamb leg bones.

In this way, a meal is almost done.

Leng Xue was lying on her bed in a dazed sleep, and was pulled up by He Jiuli to eat. He? He was dressed in a T-shirt + pajama pants again today, his eyes were a little misty, like a big brother next door.

He? has always been a forbearance and calmness, even when he was teased to the point of being unbearable, his? The same, it really never happened.

The ground he saw was probably full of roadblocks, so he couldn't walk very steadily. He held He Jiuli's hand tightly, as if afraid that she would let go.

Her boyfriend is so cute, of course He Jiuli won't let go, and sits obediently beside her in cold blood without saying a word.

He Jiuli gave him a baked bun, and warned, "Be careful of it being hot."

Leng Xue nodded and said, "Yes."

The promise was good, but the first bite made a hot hiss.

He Jiuli was speechless, so he could only stare at him. He was eating. Seeing him, he was a little slow and clumsy, so he simply snatched the baked bun from his hand, and went to him to feed him.

His cold-blooded face turned a little red.

He? Although he still sees a bunch of villains and crabs dancing, the hallucinations are only in front of his eyes, and he still understands things in his mind.This is the first time that He Jiuli treats him so tenderly and patiently, and he suddenly feels his heart is full.

He whispered: "Thank you, Ah Jiu."

He Jiuli said: "Hurry up and eat!"

Leng Xue lowered his head slightly and took a bite of the baked bun.

Baked buns are a food rich in gravy, with the aroma of lamb, the fat and thin fillings, the sweetness of purple onions, the crispy baked skin, and the faint, buttery milk flavor, what is this? Everything is intertwined, so delicious that you want to swallow your tongue.

He Jiuli said softly: "How is it?"

Cold-blooded, he said slowly, "It's delicious... Ah Jiu's cooking is the best."

Speaking, he? For some reason, he tilted his head and rubbed against He Jiuli's neck. His soft hair rubbed against the skin of her neck, which made her feel like it wasn't a person, but One hair? A fluffy Samoyed acting coquettishly.

Her heart moved, and she coughed twice again in a concealed manner, and stretched out her hand to pinch her cold-blooded face.

There is very little flesh on the cold-blooded face, and she can't pinch it very well.

This? The flirting and cursing of the two of them as if no one else was around, but it hurt Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou who were opposite.

It's okay to spend a lot of money, after all, you can't see it, this? The portion of dog food is greatly reduced, but Lu Xiaofeng is different, he? A bunch of parrots floated behind the two of them, frantically waving the baguettes on their paws and calling them CALL.

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Why a parrot?Why baguette?

He? He didn't understand it either, but he just felt that he was really hit mentally.

Originally, I wanted to ask if the two of you could restrain yourself a bit, but as soon as the words came out of your mouth, it became: "Hua Man Lou, I also want to be fed..."

Then he saw a crack in Hua Manlou's always perfect smile.

Hua Manlou: "What did you say? I didn't catch it just now."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng: "No, no, it's nothing, don't laugh so forcedly, okay?"

Hua Manlou breathed a sigh of relief.

After the meal, He Jiuli took away Leng Xue, Hua Manlou took away Lu Xiaofeng, the two parents were very helpless, their faces were covered with black lines.

Huamanlou decided not to buy mushrooms again this year!

And He Jiuli was regretting why he didn't just throw the plate away when he saw his hand was blue, what a crime.

Leng Xue obediently followed her back to the third floor. He? This? He slept here almost all day long. After being poisoned, he saw too many hallucinations. The eyes will be better.

He Jiuli changed his clothes and came to lie down too.

Leng Xue lay beside her, eyes closed, feeling the bed sinking beside him, and He Jiuli stayed beside her quietly.

In fact, she is rarely so quiet at this time.

Leng Xue suddenly felt a jump in his heart, and a stuffy feeling came to his heart.

Leng-Blood has actually thought about it for a long time since they said to start.He recalled over and over again his first acquaintance with He Jiuli, the second meeting with He Jiuli, and...the first intimate contact with He Jiuli.

What can he give He Jiuli?he does not know.

What exactly does He Jiuli like about him...he doesn't know.

No... Maybe I still know a little bit.

As usual, at this time and this place, He Jiuli will definitely not be so quiet. She is very flirtatious, and she is also a very loyal person who faces her desires.She would lick her lips, and then use a few words to excite him? He couldn't help himself.

Is that why He Jiuli chose him?Is it because of... this?

Leng Xue closed his eyes, suddenly moved closer to her, and sniffed hard. The fragrance from He Jiuli's hair rushed into their nostrils, and they felt that they were surrounded.

He? He heard her say, "Are you still asleep?"

Leng Xue didn't speak for a while, and after a long time, he let out a low "hmm".

He Jiuli said again: "Then take a rest, the symptoms have improved a lot today, maybe when you wake up tomorrow, you will be completely healed."

Leng Xue was silent for a while, then suddenly said sullenly, "Ah Jiu... I'm sorry."

He Jiuli said: "Why do you suddenly apologize?"

Leng Xue said, "I'm causing you trouble."

He Jiuli just thought it was funny, she laughed, and said, "You just said that suddenly today? When you came back from getting yourself bruised that day, why didn't you feel that you were causing me trouble?"

Leng Xue didn't know what to say, so he said after a while, "...it's different."

He Jiuli said: "What's the difference?"

Leng Xue stopped talking.

He Jiuli still didn't move, he put his arms around her coldly, and pulled her into his arms with all his strength.Their hands were very hot, their fingertips were hot, as if they were on fire.

He Jiuli smiled.

She shoved her coldly backhandedly, and said, "What are you doing? Take a rest."

Leng Xue bit his lips, and after a while, he said: "...You, don't you want to?"

What are they doing?

He Jiuli turned around to look at him, his eyes were still closed, his handsome face was very close to her, he frowned slightly, as if he was still a little uncomfortable.

He Jiuli sighed, and suddenly leaned up to kiss him.

This kiss was really shallow and light, but she just backed away at once, cold-blooded breathing was a little unsteady, and he stretched out his hand to grab her, but He Jiuli suddenly pressed his hand on their arm .

Leng Xue immediately stopped moving.

He Jiuli said: "Okay, go to sleep, don't be in a hurry? Just for a while."

This? After saying that, even she herself hesitated a little, not in a hurry. For a moment, it seemed that she would stay forever, but... But even she herself didn't know what was going on with her. Such words sounded like It's a not very clever perfunctory.

Sure enough, after hearing this, Leng Xue was stunned for a moment, then fell silent.

They have already spoken, so Leng Xue must know that she is perfunctory. He Jiuli regretted it, and didn't know how to remedy it, so he pretended to be calm and said: "Do you want something to drink? I'm going downstairs."

Suddenly burst into a cold-blooded burst, and hugged her tightly with two strong arms, those two arms seemed to be made of iron, which made her a little breathless.She patted her cold-blooded hands, and said helplessly, "What are you doing?"

Cold-blooded groaned, and then said: "No...it's nothing, rest, don't go downstairs."

He Jiuli hummed, and the two of them hugged the quilt and got ready to rest.

After a while, He Jiuli suddenly heard, and said softly in cold blood: "Well, the days are still long, don't be in a hurry? Just for a while."

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