[Comprehensive Martial Arts] What does the hero eat today?

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Long Island Iced Tea was popular in the United States in the 80s.For the whole world, the 80s was a crazy era, disco, rock music, people abandoned the old-fashioned elegance, and began to sing all the way towards superficiality and fanaticism.

Long Island Iced Tea is a typical anti-classic cocktail. It is a rough mixture of four spirits, but the taste is covered by cola and lemon juice. body wine".

But apart from these external things, in terms of taste itself, this is a good wine.

"Strong tea?"

Lu Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows suspiciously, obviously he didn't understand what she was saying.

He Jiuli didn't really want to play tricks, so he said, "Actually, it's still wine, but this wine is amber in color, which is close to the color of tea, so it's named 'Long Island Iced Tea'. It is made from four kinds of wine, and its strength is extraordinary. .”

In other words, do you... dare to drink?

A wine made from a mixture of four wines?

Lu Xiaofeng didn't know what to say, this way of drinking was too rough, and he was too sorry for fine wine, Lu Xiaofeng, who loves wine, really felt heartbroken.

It's just that he has always boasted that he can't pour a thousand cups. Seeing He Jiuli's weird and narrow smile at this moment, the strings in his heart were broken all at once, and all he could think about was "men can't say no!"

So he immediately accepted the challenge, and by the way hinted that He Jiuli should not talk too much.

He Jiuli just smiled and said nothing.

In the corner of the hall, there is a small bar counter. On the wooden wine rack inside the bar counter, there are various base wines.

In fact, Lu Xiaofeng saw that corner as soon as he came in, but because the light in that corner was dim, he didn't investigate too much.

At this moment, He Jiuli reached out and turned on the light at the bar.

The lamps at the bar are different from the lamps in other places in the hall. They are warm yellow, and the entire corner of the lining has a dark aesthetic.

Lu Xiaofeng immediately came over, pointed to the bottles and cans behind her and said, "...these are the wine you mentioned?"

He Jiuli said: "That's natural."

Lu Xiaofeng stared at those glass wine bottles, feeling confused. He claimed to have seen all the fine wines in the world, but he had never seen any of these things in front of him.

Thinking about the golden osmanthus tree at the door that seemed to be floating with starlight, and the lights in the house that could be turned on and off freely, he suddenly felt like he was no longer in this world.

He couldn't help but sneak a glance at He Jiuli.

She was wearing a light blouse, the cuffs were tied up because she had to work, and her hair was simply braided in a big braid. She didn't wear any makeup and looked very clean and graceful. However, it made her face a little brighter.

...is it human?

... Inhuman?

Watching He Jiuli skillfully pour several kinds of liquid into a strange container and shake it, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help but start to think wildly.

...Did he and Hua Manlou be captured by the goblin?

...Is it still too late to send a letter to Ximen Chuuxue to rescue him?

Just as he was thinking, a soft noise called his attention back, and he saw that the fairy lady was holding a small red pot in her hand, pouring some dark brown liquid into the glass cup filled with ice and wine. Then, Lu Xiaofeng saw that the liquid in the cup...began to bubble up!

He was so frightened that he woke up immediately.

This, this, this, this is poison | medicine...?

With a strange smile, the goblin lady gently pushed the cup full of poison towards him and said, "Drink."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

He stared at the pile of bubbling liquid with a strange expression on his face.

He Jiuli didn't realize what he was struggling with at all.

Long Island Iced Tea is a kind of cocktail that is not easy to make. After coming to this world, Lu Xiaofeng was the first person to drink the wine she made, so she urged happily: "Drink it quickly."

Lu Xiaofeng struggled for a long time, and suddenly said resolutely: "...the building is full of flowers."

Hua Manlou: "Huh? What's wrong?"

Lu Xiaofeng: "...I went to Baihualou last month and accidentally picked up one of your epiphyllums."

Hua Manlou: "...Huh?"

Lu Xiaofeng stared at the glass of bubbling liquid, and slowly said: ".....Last month you said that the crabapple fruit planted in the building disappeared for no reason, but I actually picked it up and ate it."

Hua Manlou: "...Huh??"

Lu Xiaofeng was silent for a moment, then said again: "One more month..."

Hua Manlou clutched his heart and quickly interrupted his self-confession: "Lu Xiaofeng, you better not tell me."

Lu Xiaofeng let out a long mouthful of foul air, then quickly picked up the cup of amber liquid and drank it down in one gulp!

Hua Manlou then asked: "How does the spirit of these four wines taste, Lu Xiaofeng?"

Lu Xiaofeng blinked his eyes in surprise, and said slowly: "...Well, sweet."

Hua Manlou raised his eyebrows.

Lu Xiaofeng said slowly again: "...well, I'm a little... dizzy."

After saying this, he fell down on the table with a bang, and didn't move anymore.

Hua ManLou: "???"

He Jiuli said very calmly: "Well, I forgot to say not to drink too fast."

Hua ManLou: "..."

He couldn't help laughing, he just felt that this Mrs. He was really wicked.

But... In this world, there is really a wine that can make Lu Xiaofeng pour a glass? ?He was really getting curious.

He Jiuli then asked, "Where's Playboy? Would you like a drink too?"

Hua Manlou smiled lightly, shook his head and said, "Drinking will hurt your health, so I don't have to."

***

The meal ended because Lu Xiaofeng was drunk, He Jiuli led the two into the guest room, taught Huamanlou some basic electrical appliances and then left.

I thought that this day would end in such a perfect way, but I didn't expect an unexpected guest to come.

As soon as she walked near the small villa, she found someone hiding nearby. She frowned and shouted: "Come out!"

A young girl's crisp laughter sounded out.

She smiled lightly, and slowly walked out from the shadow not far away.

He Jiuli glanced at her. Her face was not very bright, nor could it be said to be very unique. She just had a face that made all men hold their breath instantly—a pure, lovely, beautiful face. Unknowing face.

It's just that when facing a woman, those disguised innocence and innocence disappeared instantly.

The girl looked at He Jiuli, a vicious smile suddenly appeared on her face, and she said with a contemptuous smile: "What kind of prostitute do I think I can spend the night all over the building, I am indeed a coquettish one Bitch."

He Jiuli had a pair of slightly upturned eyes. He drank some wine just now, and the corners of his eyes were slightly red from the smoke, like newly opened warm peaches.This is beautiful, but this vicious girl wants to step on her viciously, as if this will make her look very noble.

There is a type of woman who is so charming to men, but wants to beat all women except herself into bitches.

This girl was just such a woman.

He Jiuli was scolded by her, but there was no expression of embarrassment and anger on his face as she wished. He just rubbed his forehead with his hands, as if he was still a little dizzy, and said lazily: "What's your name?" ?”

The girl sneered and said, "A prostitute, Lou Feng, deserves to know my name?"

This girl is naturally Shangguan Feiyan.

She is the princess of the former Jinpeng Dynasty, and she has been busy recovering the treasures of the dynasty in the past few months.For this reason, she made some small tricks, and soon the pure and kind-hearted Hua Manlou fell in love with her completely.

A woman like her naturally knows very well that if she wants a man to be completely inseparable from her, she must torture the man to death.So she left without saying goodbye ten days ago, and now she came back to look for Huamanlou, but happened to see the scene where Huamanlou and He Jiuli were talking happily.

She was so angry that her lungs were about to explode.

Shangguan Feiyan didn't love Huamanlou at all, but she didn't allow other women to touch Huamanlou. From the moment she saw He Jiuli, she decided to kill her tonight.

It's just a woman who runs an inn, so don't you just hit and kill if you want?

He also felt that it wasn't fun enough to just kill her—Shangguan Feiyan was thinking wildly—how about throwing her into the brothel?It seemed more interesting to torture her skinny and kowtow and beg her to let her go.

At that time, I will reward her with mercy and kill her.

Shangguan Feiyan laughed very maliciously, and said very arrogantly: "You are very calm, but I only hope that you will not cry too loudly later."

He Jiuli yawned rather bored.

There are quite a lot of people like Shangguan Feiyan, He Jiuli didn't bother to talk to her, so he just said casually, "You'd better get out now."

Shangguan Feiyan smiled coldly and said, "I'll see how long you can keep your mouth shut!"

As she spoke, her figure suddenly moved ghostly.Almost instantly, he got close to He Jiuli's body.She slapped her viciously and shouted wildly, "I'll call you Songsong Pizi first!"

He Jiuli thought to himself: These people don't even change their lines.

But from Shangguan Feiyan's point of view, she just stood there in a daze, as if she was so frightened that she didn't know how to dodge. Li's face!

A crisp sound.

That palm landed on Shangguan Feiyan's own face!

Shangguan Feiyan was stunned for a moment, before realizing that she had been beaten, He Jiuli still looked sleepy and about to fall asleep, and yawned loudly, not even bothering to give alms to Shangguan Feiyan with a mocking look. .

Shangguan Feiyan screamed: "You! How dare you!"

As soon as the words fell, she suddenly saw a figure walking slowly towards this side, that figure was the person she was familiar with, and she saw Shangguan Feiyan skipping over like a swallow, and rushed straight at that person, panicking again. fell into his arms.

That person was Hua Manlou, who heard the strange movement outside and came chasing after the sound.

Shangguan Feiyan cried anxiously: "Huamanlou, Huamanlou, she hit me...she actually hit me...my father never hit me!"①

He Jiuli: "..."

The corner of her mouth twitched, she looked up at the camera installed on the door lintel, and thought: I will not only hit you, but also my face.

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①: From "Mobile Suit Gundam"

感谢在2021-03-1622:38:33~2021-03-1919:43:40期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: Wu Liao~3; Gu Qingyan 1;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 36 bottles for 5 yuan; 2 bottles of Feitan;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!