don't touch my ears sir

#商一不是商一# Boiling.

At two o'clock in the morning, a trending search with Tang Ke's name quietly climbed onto the tail of Weibo. After a while, the silence turned into a hurricane passing through. As the popularity steadily increased, Tang Ke was released again. At the top position for people to watch.

And it was followed by the name of the account ID of Shangyi Weibo, and the popularity of the former and the latter was almost the same.

Before clicking on it, the top trending search gave people the most direct feeling——Tang Ke must have done something that he has never done in his life, and will never do it in the future.

Combined with the one below, it will be even more interesting. Tang Ke's delusional object may be Shang Yi!

I didn't expect that when the public really clicked in with the feeling of "Tang Ke is a little monster, and Shang Yi is the leader of a big monster, the relationship between them is really not equal", only to find that it seems to be so, and it doesn't seem to be so.

The author of Xiaolv.com wishful thinking: [Everyone says gods are not to be seen, they will burn their eyes, lose their souls, and lose their lives, because gods are gods.

But the gods descended from the sky, and I wanted to stand beside the gods, just to see them. 】

First in the comment area:

Shang Yi is not Shang Yi: [Is there anything not to see, wait until you wake up tomorrow, I will let you see enough. 】The author of Xiaolv.com is wishful thinking: 【Bai Wang is right, he has seen his long-standing delusions. 】

Bai Wang is the protagonist in "Gentle Jinghong", and fans call him Xiaobai, whether it is in the book or in the play.

First in the comment area:

Shang Yi is not Shang Yi: [You are also right. 】The author of Xiaolv.com wishful thinking: 【I have a husband, from now on, he is just my god. 】

First in the comment area:

Shang Yi is not Shang Yi: [You are also my [love] alone]

Except for the necessary book push plots that were posted when "wishful thinking" was writing the book, as long as the author published his own feelings, the following was taken up by a well-known account "Shang Yi is not Shang Yi" yesterday.

At the beginning, his comment was the latest, and it was not popular. Then, after an hour or so, I don’t know which night owls didn’t sleep, and found this very familiar and distant ID.

Immediately, it was spread from ten to ten, and the two hot searches were all surrounded by people.

In fact, very early on—youkai were accepted by everyone in this world.With the disclosure of the monster forum, Tang Ke's monster identity was also exposed.

At that time, some people analyzed and compared the opinions expressed in their own books based on the three film king works played by Tang Ke and "wishful thinking".

Many people have speculated that besides Tang Ke's good acting skills, maybe those characters are actually him. After all, he has lived as a demon for so many years... That's why he understands so well, so that people who watch the movie will follow him. There was no trace of the second person on his body at all.

It seems that Tang Ke and those characters were originally integrated, they are what Tang Ke experienced before.

The most important thing is that when Tang Ke first quit the circle, he broadcast a live broadcast. Fans asked him why he quit the circle. After all, he was still so young, but he quit so resolutely.

At that time, Tang Ke responded with a smile: "Because I have finished shooting everything I want to shoot."

Before that, there was a very accurate prophecy story in the entertainment industry.

Except for Tang Ke, who was approached by the director for the first film winner "Gentle Shocking Hong", before the shooting of the other two films started, Tang Ke blatantly put down "I want to shoot a more popular work at present. Adapted from "Independence", "I really want to make a work about the actor's life, I just want to make it" and other words.

Then the prophecy came true. He really made these movies, and each of them won the Best Actor Gold Award.

Therefore, after knowing that Tang Ke was not an ordinary person, they began to speculate secretly on what Tang Ke had to do with Green Net's wishful thinking.

The author who wrote a book for ten years and became popular in the later period sold a lot of copyrights, but no one could find him, except Baidu Encyclopedia, for more information.

No photos, no introductions, not even voices behind the scenes.I just know it's a man.

But if you follow Tang Ke's Weibo and wishful thinking Weibo, you will always feel that there is some connection between them.

But because it was not obvious, no one really dared to say it in the open.

But Tang Ke quit the social circle. He has emphasized this matter many times and cannot stare at him. Therefore, when sugar people found out, they all said, "Don't cue, no appointment, no appointment, let Tangtangtang Let's concentrate on dating with Mr. Shang", and everyone made concerted efforts to silence the trending search.

Not many people saw it, and few people really discussed it after seeing it.

Until today, the hot search has occupied an unprecedented high ground...

Oh mother-in-law citizen: [With all due respect, Tang Ke must be the wishful thinking of the author of Green Net Jinjiang. 】

Su Po conjugated: 【And all fans of the original book know that the original book of "Gentle Jinghong" clearly has the label of urban strange news, Xiaobai survived from the beginning to the end because of the belief in his heart, who of you still remembers? Tang Ke once said that he liked a paper man very much... After the monster forum was made public, and before Mr. Shang appeared, all the monsters knew him as a paper man...]

My Pohou and my younger brother: [So those things in the book are Tang Ke... Damn it, I can't think about it, if it is true, he used to be so miserable...]

Oh, I'm going to see you off: [Mr. Shang is still the leader of all the monsters, the two of them seem so unsuitable, it makes me feel even more uncomfortable when I think about it. 】

It was supposed to be a hot search topic discussing identities, but the comments were filled with the above-mentioned remarks one by one. In the end, everyone said, "I'm afraid that Tang Ke will get deeper and deeper. He and Shang Yi are obviously not in the same family. I'm starting to feel distressed", everyone is quite sincere.

Until their fingers quit the first hot search and clicked into the second one.

His father-in-law and mother-in-law Su Po: [Well, pretend I didn't say...Mr. Shang is not satisfied with showing affection under Tang Ke's big size?Come here and explode Tang Ke's author account directly, and then blatantly spread dog food in the future, right? I want to smile strongly. 】

Iron color to accompany you Qian Away: [Mr. Shang has commented like this, so guess what, the green net is delusional, and Tang Ke is the ghost!Early in the morning, I was full [heh]]

The amount is more powerful: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I really want to find a boyfriend like Mr. Shang]

There was a lot of ups and downs on the Internet, and with the first ray of sunlight coming in through the floor-to-ceiling windows in the morning, Shang Yi bent his fingers against his lips, stared at the phone solemnly, his eyes seemed to grow on the screen

For a moment, I couldn't tell if I was unhappy or thinking.

"Sir..." The small bulge next to him moved slightly, and a hoarse voice came out from his mouth covered by the quilt, and Tang Ke woke up.

He blinked a few times to wake himself up, then raised his hand to scratch Daimao, and rubbed against Shang Yi: "Why did you wake up so early?"

Looking at the sun, it should be around eight o'clock. They didn't sleep until three o'clock in the morning last night...today.

Shang Yi's eyes instantly moved from the phone to the fluffy head beside him

"Did I disturb you?" He touched Tang Ke's cheek, as if he wanted to coax her to sleep again.

As expected, Tang Ke was soothed by him that he closed his eyes again, and the sliver of sobriety just now disappeared.

"No... just..." The voice became lower and lower, and Shang Yi didn't hear what was said later.When the person really fell asleep again, Shang Yi once again looked at Weibo with a heavy face, but this time the action was lighter.

Looking at the comments in the first hot search, most of the comments were saying "Mr. Shang and Tang Ke are not compatible", "Tang Ke is destined to be humble in this love", "Shang Yi is a demon head, the two of them will For a long time? It’s impossible even if you think about it.”

His face was numb.

And the comments in the second hot search are all yelling "I want to find a boyfriend like Mr. Shang", "Tang Ke and Mr. Shang are so sweet", "Eating dog food early in the morning will make me full".

The polarization with the first hot search is very serious, and the hot comment is the familiar ID that appeared in both hot searches.

Eight past eight in the morning.

Shang Yi is not Shang Yi: [#唐珀心者想#I am not a good match with my little husband, who is a good match with?Use your brain, haven't you woke up yet? 】

It was eight past nine in the morning.

Shang Yi is not Shang Yi: [#商一不是商一# I wish you all find a boyfriend like me, but don’t miss me, I belong to Tang Toffee.Don't let Xiao miss my little Mr. He belongs to me. 】

As soon as these two microblogs responded, the word "explosive" on the hot search was instantly replaced by a new topic.

Didn't come down all day.

Tang Ke slept until two o'clock in the afternoon. She was too tired last night, and her body fell into a deep sleep as soon as she was liberated. She had no dreams all night. At this time, she was really full of sleep and in good spirits.

Except for the sore back and back pain, the thighs that had just lifted the quilt and hit the ground twitched slightly, and felt a little weak, but everything else was fine.

Although it was late, Shang Yi knew exactly when Tang Ke would wake up, and at this time he brought the prepared lunch out of the kitchen.

"Sir." Tang Ke was wearing loose pajamas, walked steadily but slowly from downstairs, and said, "I'm so hungry."

Shang Yi raised his eyes to look at him, smiled lightly when he heard the words, waved at him like a small animal, and signaled for lunch with his eyes: "I just made it at the time when you would wake up, come over for dinner."

"I haven't washed yet." Tang Ke turned her head and walked towards the bathroom. She might have smelled the fragrance and made her hungrier, so she walked faster, "Wait for me for 5 minutes."

Shang Yi's eyes followed the figure behind him, seeing him subconsciously raised his hand and rubbed his waist, and said, "I'll carry you?"

"No need!" Tang Ke turned her head and stared at people while walking forward, and said fiercely, "Don't look down on people!"

Shang Yi hurriedly nodded in agreement: "Okay, okay."

It's just that when Tang Ke straightened his head again, the corner of Shang Yi's mouth rose into a smile, which he couldn't suppress no matter how hard he tried, but he didn't dare to be too blatant.

It was quite hard to endure.

Five minutes to five minutes, Tang Ke's chin still had some drops of water before it was wiped off.

As he walked, he buttoned his pajamas to the top button. It should be that his neck and collarbone were not... fair and clean in the mirror after washing.

"What are you buckling up for?" Shang Yi looked at him and raised his eyebrows: "Not going out yet."

Hearing the words, Tang Ke gave a harmless glance of warning: "It's all you." After finishing speaking, he muttered another sarcasm, bowed his head and finished buttoning his clothes obediently.

Shang Yi said again: "After buckling it up for a while, I still have to take it off."

Tang Ke: "..."

Shang Yi pulled the chair away for him, and when he sat down, he naturally put his hand on Tang Ke's back waist, rubbing it lightly, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. Let's eat."

Tang Ke put the food in her mouth and asked by the way, "Sir, where is my cell phone?"

"Here you are." Shang Yi took it out of his pocket and gave it to him, and kept his other hand on the man's back waist.

When he went downstairs, he took his mobile phone with him, for fear that someone would disturb the children's sleep.

Tang Ke stretched out her hand, straightened the screen of the phone, opened it and unlocked it: "I heard it vibrating this morning. Is someone looking for me?"

"No."

"Eh, what's that..." The voice stopped abruptly, Tang Ke stopped chewing rice slowly, then chewed, and stopped again, and repeated this several times. He looked up at Shang Yi, and then looked down at his phone , "Sir, I... am I dazzled?"

Shang Yi posted on Weibo in two topics that were still on the hot search. At this time, the screen was full of @半兔兔唐凯科, but the phone is now on silent and has not rang.

But now Tang Ke saw it.

Balipu passed away: 【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh！ @半兔兔唐珠田 Aren't you coming out to respond?Look at your Mr. Shang]

All soil: [Who is this humble?You see, Tang Tang didn't even respond! @半兔兔唐凯科]

Button Elf: [It's almost three o'clock in the afternoon and Tang Ke hasn't shown up yet. The demon head of my demon tribe is so pitiful. @半狼兔唐ke, Tang Tang, come out and respond to Mr. Shang's feelings, don't let him be too humble]

The situation has gone through several twists and turns, from Tang Ke's humbleness at the beginning to Shang Yi's humbleness, I don't know how netizens interpret it!

Tang Ke used the trumpet to scan through the three hot searches from beginning to end, swallowed the food belatedly, and never took a second bite.

"No dizziness." Shang Yi said.

Tang Ke was sobered up by this response, raised her eyes and curled her lips: "Why are you taking off my vest?"

Shang Yidao: "Before you picked it up, someone has already guessed your authorship."

"Then you have completely confirmed your identity." Tang Ke continued to curl his lips. After thinking for a while, he asked persistently, "Why did you take off my vest?"

The hand rubbing the waist was still moving without stopping, and Shang Yi put his elbows on the dining table to support his chin, with a few knuckles supporting his chin.

"Toffee Tang," he only said, "You are too weak."

Tang Ke: "?"

Shang Yi said again: "I'm still awake, you're unconscious, how can I sleep."

The tone even blatantly contained a trace of complaint, "It's too boring, so I just checked Weibo for a while, and the hot comments under your account are all mine, and then I will go to your author account."

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke was angry, and didn't know if it was appropriate to say it at this time, but the tips of her ears were so "angry" that they turned pink.

"...I'm not weak." He retorted in a low voice, with a temper but not a temper.

So weak that the two parties have their own opinions, Shang Yi pretended not to hear, and continued: "I didn't expect those people to be so boring, you stopped writing articles a long time ago, it stands to reason that even if I comment Won't get top reviews...but I miscalculated."

Tang Ke's mouth moved slightly, but there was nothing to comment on.

Even though he hasn't written a book for more than ten years, the copyrights and movies he sold have always been popular, and his fans back then were all real. Shang Yi suddenly used his own account to play in his comments, wondering if he wanted to pay attention are difficult.

"Then it's the current scene, which is very lively." Shang Yi concluded this time's blunder.

Tang Ke: "..."

Even using lively to describe hot searches, whoever is lively can directly make three headlines.

"Okay," seeing the man gradually becoming speechless and accusing, Shang Yi couldn't hold back a chuckle, and pinched his waist, "I'll find you some more family members to support you, so that I won't treat you badly." No one will crusade."

Thinking of others even when going with the flow, Tang Ke looked at Shang Yi steadfastly, and suddenly half stood up and leaned over to grab the man's shoulders with both hands and lightly pecked the corner of his mouth.

After a little bit of water, he said, "Will you treat me badly?"

Shang Yi was bewitched: "No. I won't even die."

Tang Ke kissed him again to prevent him from talking nonsense.

"Then why do you need so many natal families?" He responded with a smile, Xiaolu's eyes sparkling.

Shang Yi also laughed along with him: "Let the people who like you feel at ease, and tell you my heart."

"Loving you is a deep love." He held the back of Tang Ke's head and put his forehead against his forehead: "I am willing."

"Sir." Tang Ke called out.

Shang Yi answered him: "Yes."

"Didn't you always say that you want to make a promise with your body?" Tang Ke backed away a little, with a serious expression: "Do you still want to do it now?"

Shang nodded: "Of course."

After saying that, Tang Ke's eyes turned into crescent moons.He stood up, turned around and ran up the stairs slowly, and ran down quickly a minute later. Shang Yi could only frown slightly and told him to slow down, don't run so fast, for fear of falling.

Then he saw Tang Ke, who didn't listen to discipline, rushing to him at a faster speed than before, and took out a small red exquisite box.

"Then marry me, sir." He said cheerfully.

All the words were stuck in his throat, Shang Yi's eyes quickly skipped over the small box, and then let his eyes fall and freeze on Tang Ke's face

Then, he also took out an exquisite small box from his pocket, nodded to Tang Ke and said, "Okay, you marry me."

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