don't touch my ears sir

Almost a night of rain ushered in autumn, and Shang Yi felt a chill hit his face when he went out in the morning.

"Prepare a set of thick clothes for Mr. Shang." After a simple meal, Shang Yi gave orders to the servants around Qian Bei.

Waiting for people to go down to prepare, Shang Yi went to the back kitchen to fill up some liquid food, intending to take it to the master bedroom.

Before reaching the place, someone chased after him: "Mr. Shang."

Shang Yi protected the food from the cold and warm, turned around and saw that it was Qian Cup, "What's wrong?"

Qian Bei said: "Yesterday, all the lords should have not realized your relationship with Tang...Tang Ke. They left and came back again. They must have to explain it today to completely cut off their unrealistic thoughts."

Speaking of this, he frowned, as if he was not used to outsiders meddling so much, but these people also have status in the demon world, so they can't say what they want, "If Mr. Shang doesn't want to show up again, Qian Cup will Send it away instead."

The emergence of such a rebellious relationship between Nanzheng General Shen Duchu and Wuzhu Realm Lord Yan Zhuohua in Liuhe is enough to "open the eyes" of all living beings.

Now I suddenly heard that the respected Mr. Shang has also found a man to be a Taoist partner. After tens of thousands of years of getting along, it is natural that it is difficult to accept for a while.

Shang Yi never thought that they could really digest them in one night.

Hearing the words, he didn't keep his face cold anymore, and said: "No need. Let them wait." After saying that, he turned around, stopped after taking two steps, and said with a side face: "First explain to them that I have nothing to do with Liuhe. .”

The room in front of me opened and closed quickly to prevent more cold air from leaking in. In the past 10,000+ years, almost no one has ever seen such a Shangyi—it’s surprising how nervous a person is.

Just like all the demons have not yet fully accepted that Shang Yi's lover is a man, after Shang Yi's voice fell just now, Qian Bei found that he also failed to accept the fact that Mr. Shang would no longer belong here.

He experienced genocide when he was young, and wandered alone for 1 years, and he was still a young child who didn't grow up.

The bloody scenes of genocide when he was thousands of years old are vivid in his mind, and Qian Bei was very resistant to the position of the monarch of the demon world at first.

He has always felt that people in high positions have too much to do, and it is very scary.

Therefore, the blood in the depths of his memory made him tremble, until Qian Cup, who was supposed to grow up to be a big monster, couldn't even transform into a human form.

When he was still rolling in Sabo in Jiuchongtian, he heard from above that the demon world that had been in chaos for many years had found Shang Yi to be the temporary demon king. It was only a few years, and all parties in the demon world were peaceful and there was no turmoil.

When the Yaozu was completely stable, Shang Yi went to the heaven to find Qianbei.

It is rumored that Mr. Shang, who is not allowed to enter the living things, took the initiative to find him. Although there is a distance of two feet between a person and a fox, Shang Yi has complete respect on his face, and he does not treat him as the last ice fox in the demon world. Look at the mercy.

Shang Yi asked him at the time: "Are you willing to go back to the demon world and be a little demon lord?"

At that time, Qian Bei was enjoying himself in the Heavenly God Realm, so of course he didn't want to go, but he also knew that Binghuohu was the most honorable royal family in the demon clan, and he was born to be a monarch.

Although he couldn't change his human form, Qian Bei, who was already considered an adult, didn't let it be too obvious that he didn't want to be a demon king. He deliberately drooped his ears and tail and said, "I can't even change my human form. Who would respect me? I am a monster."

Without asking any more questions, Shang Yi immediately understood what he meant, nodded and left.

From then on, he took the lead in setting up this layer of identity, and waited for the day when Qian Bei came back voluntarily, and never took the initiative to seek him out or force him.

Until 2 years later, he lost Nanao in the world of gods and fell bloody from above, and it was Shang Yi who caught him.

It was already difficult for Qian Bei to transform into a human form, and it became even more difficult after losing Nanao. When Shang Yi was acting as the temporary demon king, he also tried his best to assist him, teaching him how to be a good king of the demon world.

He taught him for 2000 years and helped him transform into a human form.

Now that Shang Yi does not belong to Liuhe, it still makes people feel a little lost after digesting this truth.

But...he has Tang Ke.Qian Bei raised his eyes, looked at the door not far away through the cold autumn wind, wiped off the unacceptable point on his body, and showed a happy expression. "I remember it rained last night, isn't it a bit cold today?" Tang Ke sat on the bedside, holding a bowl of porridge in small sips, not daring to move.

"Well," Shang Yi raised his hand to tuck him in the corner of the quilt, and said unintentionally, "The sound of crying and rain in the second half of the night is quite nice."

Tang Ke: "..."

Shang Yi raised his eyes, and there was a smile in his eyes: "You cry so hard and you hear it's raining outside?"

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke looked down at the porridge, as if she bought it with every tear she shed. She was so depressed that she couldn't drink it no matter what.

He reached out and pushed the porridge on the round table beside the bed, angrily: "I won't drink it."

Shang Yi hurriedly picked up the porridge again, took the spoon and fed it to his mouth, saying: "It's my fault, I won't tease you." He put the spoon to the man's mouth again: "After drinking it, You didn't eat much yesterday, and you can only eat liquid food these two days. If you don't drink, how can you bear it?"

Tang Ke turned her head to hide, and became even angrier: "Who is to blame!"

Shang Yi answered: "It's your fault." After answering, he said: "It was you who provoked me and angered me."

Tang Ke: "..."

Well, expect him to admit his mistake on this matter, don't even think about it.

Tang Ke took a deep breath, and didn't dare to confront others anymore. She just vomited out the suffocation that had nowhere to go, and she was the one who was so hungry that she didn't eat, so why bother.He took the bowl with both hands and first tested the temperature with his lips, and he realized that it wasn't that hot, so he took two big mouthfuls to finish the porridge.

Putting down the empty bowl, Tang Ke said, "Sir."

Shang Yiying: "Yes."

"They..." Tang Ke thought for a while, not knowing how to choose her words, so she said, "Are you very opposed to your partner being a man?"

Although Shang Yi doesn't belong here anymore, Tang Ke doesn't want him to have any... estrangement from here.

Shang Yi knew what he meant, and his tone was casual, not serious: "You let a group of old antiques immediately accept the current situation with peace of mind, even if you think about it, you know it's unrealistic."

"Don't worry about it, they'll digest it in two days."

Tang Ke nodded, but since the topic came up here, he thought for a moment, his expression turned curious: "Speaking of old antiques... Sir, I remember that you didn't reject this kind of relationship in the first place, why? "

I still remember that when Shang Yi first arrived, he pointed to Lu Shangshi who was walking out of Tang Ke's house and asked Tang Ke, "Are you a good friend?" The three words scared the owner of the villa enough, and Tang Ke didn't want to understand Shang Yi for a long time. One why he looks very understanding.

"Also," Tang Ke moved his body slightly, and brought his face closer: "What did you say yesterday about the Invincible God of War, the Lord of the Immortal Realm...are the two of them the same?"

Is it because of them that Shang Yi understands it well?

In the next second, Shang Yi answered his question: "Almost."

Tang Ke's eyes lit up, as if she had picked up some gossip: "It's really because of them? Are they still together now? I heard you talk about gender and identity yesterday. Were they at odds at the beginning? How did they get together?" ? Is it good-looking?"

Shang Yi: "..."

Shang Yi had a headache and thought: Now this little bastard can start to be interested in outsiders without seeing them.

I really owe "beating".

"gentlemen?"

Shang Yi was expressionless, and pressed the man's waist pointingly, indifferently: "I and the Lord of Wude Realm can be regarded as friends, so we know. One has crooked melons and jujubes, and the other has blue-faced fangs, both of them are ugly. "

Shang Yi warned: "Don't ask, haven't you slept enough? Don't sleep anymore?"

Tang Ke's whole body was shocked by the pressure, and even the light in his eyes trembled a few times, like a shattered star.

He lay down, pulled the quilt obediently, and closed his eyes: "I only slept for two hours, and I'm sleepy."

It was true that he hadn't slept enough, and his thoughts that were still energetic just now became drowsy as soon as they hit the pillow, and brought people back to sleep after a while.

Shang Yi didn't plan to call him at noon, let him sleep enough at once, and have dinner together in the evening.

As Qian Bei said, the demons who were "sent off" yesterday left, and today they returned the same way.

It should have been carefully digested from beginning to end that Shang Yi has an extra male Taoist partner, but after finally looking back, it still feels unreal.

Their original intention was to let Mr. Shang find a wife with whom he could spend the rest of his life, end his lonely and helpless life, and then have a child, so that the wordless scriptures could be inherited.

Best of both worlds, what a plan.

Unexpectedly, the "wife" was found, the loneliness was over, and the child was completely "abandoned".

They were not reconciled and had to confirm again.

"Come on, what else do you want to ask?" Sitting in the seat where he sat yesterday, Shang Yi scanned around for a lot of people compared to yesterday, a little speechless.

the big demon.It was said that he was quite listless with drooping brows and drooping eyes, and the corners of his mouth drooped slightly, showing a look of bitterness and hatred.

"Mr. Shang," he rubbed his fingers on his shirt, "is it true...that little Mr. Shang yesterday really has no room for maneuver?"

Shang Yi flipped the teacup lightly in his hand, without moving his eyelids, he said: "'Destiny' chose it personally, and told you who I and my Taoist partner are, and it cannot be changed."

He half raised his eyes, his tone was not oppressive, but he still emphasized his voice: "Don't understand?"

This matter is inseparable from the destiny from the beginning to the end. For Shang Yi at the beginning, these big monsters did bad things with good intentions. No matter how Shang Yi realized that he was being calculated, he would make a good calculation with them when he came back. account.

But when Tianmingjiu met Tianmingren, coupled with the long conversation, it was impossible to avoid this emotional and business relationship, and he didn't want to avoid it, so he forgave these unsteady monsters logically.

But mentioning the Mandate of Heaven again, all the big monsters are guilty... Sure enough, the original big monster lowered his head, gritted his molars, and nodded: "Understood."

"Then it has been digested now?" Shang Yi asked.

Everyone remained silent, and each of them looked more serious than the other. It was impossible for Shen Shangyi to have any descendants after that, and Shen Shen Wuzi Tianshu would eventually embark on the road of "never leaving the world".

Who would have thought that they asked for the fate, and directly asked for the worst ending.

Also outrageous.

But after thinking about it again, these matters should be decided by Shang Yi himself. After all, it was already disrespectful for them to present Shang Yi at the birthday banquet, and it was beyond the norm!

And Shang Yi hasn't bothered with them yet, and most of the credit should be attributed to that little Mr. Shang, otherwise these old beasts would have seriously injured a few of them if they didn't die...

Shang Yi watched helplessly as their expressions changed from mournful to speechless, to escaped from death, and finally accepted with joy—and quite happy, rather puzzled.

But the matter should be completely resolved here, and he was also happy to see such a scene, no matter what their expressions were, he drank tea by himself.

But in the next moment, he seemed to think of something, when the big demons had packed up their emotions and desires, and stood up to leave, Shang Yi put down the teacup, cleared his throat with a light cough, and said, "That... Wait first."

The original big demon immediately stood still and asked, "What is Mr. Shang's order?"

Shang Yi was a little awkward, but this matter was too outrageous, so he had to ask.

After thinking for a moment, he forcefully waved away the awkwardness, and raised his eyes and said: "When I first met my little gentleman, he kept staring at me, and I would blush, and if I happened to meet me, I would... guess for myself! "

His tone was harsh and his expression impatient, but everyone understood after he finished speaking—after all, they brought the wine.

Shang Yi poured himself a cup of herbal tea, raised his head and drank it all. The awkwardness on his body was completely gone. After drinking, he continued: "Then he hugged me, and I turned into a beast. wine?"

The original big demon nodded, and concluded with a coffin: "Yes."

"..." After being speechless, Shang Yi was puzzled: "Why?"

It turned out to be because of this. Before he knew about the destiny wine, Shang Yi once thought it was Tang Xiaoke's zodiac aphrodisiac|medicine!

He also thought that there might be something wrong with him, but fortunately he advocated letting nature take its course, otherwise the whole person would have to suffer from other diseases.

The big demon should take it for granted: "The wine is telling you that your destiny is in front of you, act early."

Shang Yi: "..."

Shang Yi frowned: "After that, this feeling disappeared, so why?"

"Li Cheng. You are already inseparable and belong to each other exclusively. Destiny will no longer remind you to let you not miss your true love."

Shang Yi: "..."

A gift from Goddess.He hasn't married Toffee Tang yet.

Regardless of this, Shangyi still has one last puzzle, and he must figure it out.

"Then why is it okay to touch me when my little husband is a rabbit?"

Hearing this, the big demon, who had been holding the expression that should be taken for granted, was not calm anymore, his eyes slightly opened, and his voice instantly raised a degree, it was unbelievable, "You can even touch you with your body, what a beast you are!"

Surprised that even the honorific title was omitted.

Shang Yi: "..."

Shang Yi poured himself another cup of tea, and answered in a timely manner in his heart: Damn, it's really tough.

One day he slept with Tang Ke's body in his arms, and he didn't know who was being dishonest at night. Before he woke up the next day, Shang Yi found that Tang Ke had run to his waist. When the quiet second brother lifted the quilt and saw a group of well-behaved lop-eared rabbits, he instantly became majestic and arrogant.

At that time, Shang Yi subconsciously attributed this reaction to, and the outrageous feeling at the beginning reappeared.

didn't care too much.

But early in the morning, he was stunned, and suddenly saw a colossal monster, which frightened Tang Ke into a fool.

His body moved violently, his hind legs kicked violently, and he was eight feet away from Shang Yi in an instant, and because of the swift movement, "pia" fell under the bed in one fell swoop!

When he got up, he sat on the floor, his two snow-white and pink ears hung behind him and touched the floor. When he looked up and saw Shang Yi got out of bed and wanted to hug him, he was so scared that he shrank back with red eyes... ...with a small expression of about to cry.

Poor and cute.

It wasn't until then that Shang Yi was sure that he was a real beast.

But no one can control him, he likes it.

It's just that this kind of thing can let outsiders know?In the cool autumn scenery, Shang Yi drank three cups of cold tea in a row, said that he had nothing to ask, and waved his hands in a very impatient manner.

Shang Yi: "No. Go slowly."

The demons: "..."

But when it was their turn to leave, they stopped again, going back and forth as if deliberately trying to sing a different tune.

Shang Yining frowned, almost annoyed to death: "What's the matter?"

"...Since that's the case, we also have a question to confirm." The first big demon turned his body to face Shang Yi again. After talking about it...about you no longer belonging to Liuhe, I want to ask Mr. Shang, is it true?"

Shang nodded: "Yes."

With their own confirmation, the big monsters regained a trace of solemnity on their faces, as if they had never thought that this situation would happen before them.

"Then..." The big demon from before lowered his voice a bit, apparently after digesting the fact that Mr. Shang was a male Taoist couple, he was digesting the present matter again, "If there is trouble in the demon world, what should I do?"

Hearing this, Shang Yi frowned even deeper. He looked sideways at Qian Bei who had been sitting on the main seat from the beginning to the end, but had not said a word from the beginning to the end, and said, "My lord, they asked you Woolen cloth."

Qian Bei was puzzled: "Obviously I'm asking Mr. Shang."

Shang Yi: "..."

Several waves of people are like several clearly separated waves of forces. At this time, no one will let anyone else. In the end, Shang Yi hissed and asked: "What should I do if there is trouble in the demon world? Ask me what to do?" Is it not enough to be a monster?"

"Enough." The big demon nodded and said, "But Yaojun is Yaojun, and Mr. Shang is Mr. Shang. They cannot be confused. Who doesn't want to have more backers?"

"Not enough." Qian Bei's voice appeared on this voice at the same time: "But Mo Qing is right."

Mo Qing is that big demon.Seeing that the little demon lord was catering to him, he immediately nodded his head.

Shang Yi: "..."

Shang Yi looked at Qian Bei very puzzled, and said, "Then what's the use of you."

Qian Bei's face was not flushed, his heart was not beating, and he depreciated himself: "A display."

Shang Yi: "..."

In fact, Qian Cupi understood exactly what Shang Yi meant, and it was nothing more than that he completely let go of the demon world—although that was the case since he came back to take over the position of the monarch of the demon world.

But no matter what you said before, Shang Yi was still here, and if something happened to the demon world, even if it couldn't be solved for a while, Qian Bei didn't panic in his heart.

The head of the family is standing behind him, even if he lives in seclusion in the deep mountains and old forests, as long as he knows that he is here, there is nothing to panic about.

But now Shang Yi doesn’t belong here, unless he wants to use the Wordless Book of Heaven to come back, otherwise, if he wants to go back to Liuhe, he doesn’t know where to arrest him——Surrounded him 3 years ago and made him a temporary demon king That set is obviously no longer available.

Rao Qianbei, who has been a monarch for thousands of years, also wants to ask Shang Yi for a backing...

For example, come back every once in a while.

From the temporary silence of Luan Dian, I don't know what to understand. Shang Yi seems to have caught the tail of something that is about to be clarified.

"Would you like me to come back often?" he asked.

Mo Qing's eyes lit up obviously, as if she had received some kind of guarantee, she was afraid that being too excited would backfire, so she only pretended to be reserved and said: "Yes."

Qian Bei asked, "Is it not possible?"

Shang Yi: "..."

Shang Yi said "tsk": "Even if I'm still in Liuhe, I won't care about the demon world anymore."

"But you were in Liuhe at that time." The little demon lord lowered his eyebrows, looking like a child who hadn't taken over the demon lord's position, "Mr. Shang, as my teacher, how can you let the students completely find you?" What? A teacher for a day, a father for life..."

"..." Shang Yi felt that what he said to Tang Ke the day before Qian Cup was an "unworthy descendant", and today it really reflected on him, and he felt that it was novel and out of line for a while.

Suddenly, Shang Yi, who was so big, drank a cup of herbal tea to suppress his shock, and blurted out: "Tang Ruitang probably doesn't want you to call him his mother."

Qian Cup: "..."

Amidst the incomprehensible expressions on the faces of everyone waiting, Shang Yi said: "Let me think about it."

Mo Qing frowned tightly, and couldn't hold back the following: "What can you think about when you go back to your own home?"

Shang Yi raised his eyes and replied: "I must not discuss it with the little gentleman in the room?"

Mo Qing was even more speechless, her brows were raised high, and before Qian Bei opened her mouth to say "Tang Tang is getting along with me now, he must agree", she immediately counterattacked: "What can you discuss with Madam Ling when you go back to your own home? ?”

Shang Yi's eyes were not friendly, he got angry, and fought back confidently: "Old monster, I'm already married. Now that I'm married, can't I ask my little husband's opinion when I go back to my mother's house? Can't I discuss it?"

The demons: "..."

Qian Cup: "..."

There was silence for a while, everyone felt that something was wrong, but suddenly they only felt that it made sense, until the little monster coughed and opened the door to see off the guests like yesterday, the old monsters didn't realize what was wrong.

In the end, everyone left. Qian Bei looked at Shang Yi who came out of the Luan Hall and walked towards his residence, and couldn't help asking in a low voice: "Tang Tang is here?"

Shang Yi: "..."

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