don't touch my ears sir

"It's really Shang Yi who is willing to go there." Liuheli, after being turned away again, explained in Changtan, with a haggard look on his face.

He stood outside Yaojun Luan Hall and looked at the closed door in front of him, and said in a very soft voice, "Qianbei, I know that I have made many mistakes, and I try my best to make up for them. But it is not what I did, you It can’t all be attributed to me.”

Obviously, this is not the first time this happened. The noble monarchs of the six realms seem to come here once a day, talking to a closed door as if talking to themselves.

Until a servant lowered his head and quickly passed by Chang Tan, holding a tray in his hand and entering the room to deliver tea.

The door opened and closed softly, as quickly as before. The movement just now was just an illusion, if it wasn't for the servants who brought tea and came out immediately, when passing by Chang Tan again, he lowered his head and murmured: "Tianjun, please go back, my lord I'm busy."

Talking for a long time without speaking, the servants were helpless, he turned his head and looked in the direction of the room in confusion, and finally left in a hurry as if he hadn't completed the task.

Anyway, it wasn't the first time, and Qian Bei didn't expect that the long talk would really leave just because of one sentence.

Because of Chang Tan's recent performance, Qian Bei has not handled the Yaozu's internal affairs properly for many days, and the grievances and resentments between him and Chang Tan have long been beyond words.

When he just found out that Shang Yi had been sealed under the category of "disgusting the real", Qian Bei was only surprised, not sad.In his previous memories, it was not surprising that this Tianjun could do anything, but because of this, he felt that he should listen to Mr. Shang more, and he could not talk sincerely with this man Chang Tan.

"Thousand cups..." The long conversation outside the door rang out again, this time even the voice was obviously helpless and haggard: "You Binghuox family, I can't help them. Although I have to, I will never Excuse yourself, you blame me for right, but have I ever been sorry to you?"

"What do you want me to do?" he asked.

"You don't even believe what I say now, Shang Yi is really..."

"Whoa."

The door opened.Qian Bei, dressed in red, came out of the room with steady steps and no extra expressions on his face.

As soon as Chang Tan's eyes lit up, he wanted to step forward subconsciously, and he heard Qian Bei who was standing three meters away said: "Your Majesty, Yu Gong, you are the king, and I am the subject. What do other monarchs think? Neither you nor I can interfere with other people's thoughts. In private, I have been raised and cared for by you for tens of thousands of years, so I naturally know how you are walking on thin ice. , you are not the main culprit but also an accomplice, I can't forgive anything for my ancestors."

From the beginning to the end, his expression was calm, and it was only when he spoke later that there was some complaint in his voice.

From this point of resentment, Chang Tan seemed to recall the scene of him taking care of and raising the little fox, and thought, if he wasn't the prince of the Tianzu, it had nothing to do with Tianxiang, and they wouldn't have come to this point. So there was a layer of hatred in my heart.

The hatred made his throat hurt, and it was difficult to pronounce the syllables: "I..."

"Yu Qing," Qian Bei interrupted him, still saying: "I naturally knew how your lord treated me when I was young, and I dare not forget. I should believe what you said, but at this time I can only It could be a thousand cups."

He stared at the face of Chang Tan, even though he had watched it thousands of times, he still didn't seem to know the person in front of him very well: "Ke Yuli, but I am the monarch of the demon world. Maybe I don't even want to be loyal anymore, but Mr. Shang, I can willingly listen to his teachings. He has devoted himself to our family. You said that he left this place voluntarily. If there is no king to give the false first, he will think of this. ?"

The long talk was silent. He never said that he had murderous intentions towards Shang Yi at the beginning.But the other party's strength is strong, and it's hard to say who will die and who will live, so he thought of mixing the fake with the real.

He intends to make the whole of this black hand in his own home field.But I didn't expect that there was a wordless scripture in the book, so there was an accident and I didn't do anything.

Later, I found out that the former frigidity had a sweetheart. I was surprised, and after a long talk, I thought that he didn't have to kill people, as long as Shang Yi could stay away from Qianbei, so I reached an agreement with Shang Yi, who was in love with the brain. The agreement sent Shang Yi to the present world.

But Qian Bei's words are about public affairs, private affairs, affection, and reason. In fact, each sentence is not serious, but after a long talk, you know that Qian Bei is leaving a way for the two of them to escape, without saying anything. Complete.

In fact, he has already seen through his thoughts before the long talk.

Sure enough, Chang Tan said ambiguously again: "Your Majesty, I am not a child anymore..."

"You're not a child and dare to contradict the monarchs of the Six Realms? The fox's head is muddled?" A voice interrupted Qian Bei's words abruptly, with a cold tone, carrying a lesson and light reprimand like a parent.

Qian Bei raised his head to look in astonishment, and his subordinates jumped over the two figures that suddenly appeared here with excited faces, and tried their best to do their duties, and reported: "My lord, Mr. Shang is back!"

Qian Bei pushed him away, enduring the sudden sourness in his eyes: "I see."

The servant went down with an excited face again, looking like he was going to tell the story around.

Chang Tan turned around to look, but didn't speak, but the tense expression just now finally relaxed a little.

Shang Yi held Tang Ke's hand, and the two figures walked side by side into the courtyard, their faces still solemn like parents.

I don't know how long it's been since we saw each other, but it seems like it's been a really long time. Never before has Qian Bei felt such a strong desire to have a loved one by his side. His pantothenic eyes just now started to heat up again, and after a while they turned red.

He took a few steps forward, stood a few steps away from Shang, and saluted: "Mr. Shang."

Shang Yi nodded in response, and frowned slightly: "Before you took charge of the Yaojun position, did I teach you to be disrespectful to high-ranking people before and after you took charge?"

It is self-evident who this high position is talking about.

In front of this high position, Shang Yi did not shy away, and said: "You are already a monarch, misfortune comes from your mouth, so be careful in your words and deeds."

So Qian Bei straightened his body again, and said to Shang: "Qian Bei knows his mistake." Then he had a long talk, saluted, and respected him: "Wang Tianjun Haihan."

His eyes moved from Qian Bei to Shang Yi, from Shang Yi to Tang Ke, and from Tang Ke to Qian Bei. After a long conversation, he suddenly laughed lightly. Then he turned and left without saying a word, but before When he left, he still gave Shang Yi a look——explain for me, thank you.

After the people left, there were only a few of them left in front of the Luan Hall.The initial excitement had passed, Qian Bei stood up straight, and looked at Tang Ke curiously.When the eyes fell on the hands of the two of them, Xiao Yaojun opened his eyes slightly, his face was dull and puzzled.

And Tang Ke was also staring at him. He had already done his homework when he came. The person in front of him was Qian Bei, the last bloodline of the Binghuox family, and the monarch of the demon world.

He was dressed in a blood-red red dress, which did not give people the feeling that he was unapproachable. Tang Ke only felt that the red dress on him had a strong sense of brilliance and wantonness.

Regardless of the pain of being exterminated before, he must not have suffered too much during his growth.

A pair of eyes seemed to match his real body, as if the fox eyes would seduce people, I always felt that there was a certain charm.

It's just that there are some natural flaws and some deficiencies. On the face that should be good-looking, there is an obvious scar at the corner of his eye and chin. It is not ugly, and even has some broken beauty, but it is still beautiful at a glance. It makes people feel a little regretful.

That face should be...

"Are you crazy and staring at him all the time? Looking for trouble?" Shang Yi squeezed Tang Ke's fingers, and looked at him in disbelief with unkind eyes.

Tang Ke: "..."

Qian Cup: "..."

"I didn't..." Tang Ke quickly looked away, but she had already come to someone else's place, it was too impolite and bad, so she quickly raised her eyes to look at Qian Bei apologetically, pinched Shang Yi's hand back, and whispered: "Then I don't know him, so I can't see it? Don't make trouble."

"I'm making trouble?" Shang Yi asked him like this, his eyes narrowed slightly.

"It's me," Tang Ke looked up at Shang Yi, and said softly, "I won't watch it."

He originally didn't want the third person here to see such a "shameful" scene, but Qian Bei, as a big monster over [-] years old, would be able to hear the slightest sign of trouble—as long as he wanted to, he could hear it clearly .

Tang Ke pretended to pretend nothing had happened, took her hand from Shang Yi's with a little force, turned her head to Qian Bei, and imitated the tone and etiquette here: "I'm new here, sorry to bother you, my name is Tang Ke."

Qian Bei regained his composure from the shock, and immediately returned a similar courtesy, followed by self-reporting, and when Tang Ke said with a smile, "Mr. Shang told me", Qian Bei finally put away his surprised heart , cast doubt and questioning eyes on Mr. Shang, who is highly respected in the demon world.

"This is..." He even forgot to use his honorific title for a while, and Qian Bei was left with a dazed expression.

Shang Yi looked indifferent, and replied: "My love."

The little monster's eyes widened completely.

Since then, Mr. Shang, who has disappeared for several years and has disappeared for several years, has returned. This news has not been digested by all the demons. There are still many people around Mr. Shang. The news of a lover directly stunned everyone.

10,000+ years of sexual frigidity, living things are not allowed to approach, no matter how you look at it, it is a lonely life, why do you suddenly have a Taoist companion?

And I heard that when Mr. Shang came back, he was holding his lover all the way, and he couldn't even let go of his hands.

Tired and crooked.

In addition to the shock of most people, there are some people who react differently. They are excited and happy, and they are even better than they have a Taoist companion.

──This is a group of big monsters, or the big monsters who surrounded Shang Yi and let him go out of the mountain.

Half a month later, Qian Cup, who had already accepted that "the frigid Mr. Shang is no longer frigid, and even loves his Taoist companion", had a lot of conversations with Tang Ke.

It's not that there is a common topic, but knowing that Shang Yi has really become a human being, Qian Bei wants to know what it's like there.

To introduce my family, Tang Ke must be good at it.Seeing that Xiao Yaojun is interested, he can't wait to squeeze 24 hours a day into 36 hours, and he has entered the "enemy" unconsciously

Shang Yi suffered a lot, listening to Tang Ke and Qian Bei's high-spirited talk during the day, but couldn't get in the conversation, and listening to Tang Ke's praise of Qian Bei at night, so he had to listen.

"Sir, let me tell you, Qian Cup is really... woo." The back of his head was pinned, Tang Ke was forced to look up, and even stood on tiptoe to be kissed forcefully by Shang Yi.

There are only a few candles flickering in the room, and through a thin layer of window paper, if someone passes by outside, you can definitely see what they are doing!

"Um……"

Tang Ke was tightly bound around the waist, and the strength of being hugged and kissed was very heavy. After a while, the fresh air no longer came to the heart, and her face turned red little by little.

"Sir... sir..." Xiao Lu's eyes were gradually wetted by the mist, Tang Ke pushed Shang Yi's chest vigorously, and made a little protest.

The moment she was let go, Tang Ke thought she was dead, but was instantly brought back to life. She grabbed the clothes on Shang Yi's chest, lowered her head and breathed heavily, her chest rising and falling with obvious amplitude.

It's hard to hold back.

"...What are you doing?" Tang Ke raised his eyes and glared at him with red eyes.

"...Little bastard," after a short silence, Shang Yi sneered, dragged him by the waist and brought him to the bed, his tone cool: "It's fine to carry a thousand cups every day and night, but you still stare at me when I kiss you? God isn't it?"

While Tang Ke was still in a daze, he had already been pushed onto the bed with a bang, and Shang Yi said coldly again: "Fuck | I won't cry for you, you've already forgotten who I am."

"What am I doing? I'm doing|you."

Tang Ke blinked and blinked, fully realizing that she was overwhelmed.In addition, during the 20 days they came here, in order for Tang Ke to adapt, they hadn't really done anything.

Thinking of this, Tang Ke's breath was suffocated by these two obscenities, and she began to crawl towards the corner of the bed on both hands and feet. Before she could say "Sir, listen to me..." someone grabbed her calf Pulled over.

"Is it fun to ignore me?" Shang Yi pinched Tang Ke's chin, staring straight at the man's eyes already filled with water.

Tang Ke's body couldn't stop shaking, "I didn't..." Physiological tears had already slipped out of the corners of his eyes in an instant, "Shang Yi...Mr...."

Perhaps thinking that these two titles were not too lethal, Tang Ke followed suit and called him another: "Sanggong..."

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Crying pear blossoms with rain, it's so pitiful.Shang Yi took a deep breath, being gentle and gentle, finally he was not willing to really hurt others.

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Shang Yi lightly bit Tang Ke's ear: "What makes you so happy talking with Qian Bei every day?"

This big vinegar jar!Tang Ke's hands were tied by the belt, and she couldn't do much. She cried and said, "You've been with Qian Bei for so long, and I'm not jealous yet. Why are you so jealous?"

Following the words, Shang Yi paused, as if he didn't expect Tang Ke to say such a thing.

Anyway, it's come to this point, Tang Ke covered her eyes with the back of her hand, so as not to let others see her expression that was too dissolute: "I'm clearly infiltrating the enemy... Let's see if Little Yaojun likes you... I Very possessive!"

Saying so, he also beat someone with his bound hands because of his actions.

Shang Yi chuckled, feeling a lot better: "Then what did you find out?"

Tang Ke said, "I quite like him."

Shang Yi stopped laughing and asked, "Who do you like?"

Tang Ke: "..."

In this world, Tang Ke had heard Shang Yi probably talk about the grievances between Chang Tan and Qian Bei, and the fact that the Binghuox family was wiped out. The two of them may never coexist peacefully in this life, let alone return Mixed with some messy relationship.

As a demon, he is still a great demon who has lived for tens of thousands of years. As long as he wants to, Qian Cup will definitely make it disappear without a trace, but he doesn't have it, so he just wants to keep it.

These days, Tang Ke asked secretly, Qian Bei didn't have any special reaction after hearing it, and just smiled: "This is a lesson, I have to remember it all the time."

So it has been kept.

The reason why he said "See if Qianbei likes you" is not just nonsense by Tang Ke. Although he knows something about the situation here, when he thinks about Shangyi who has been a demon king for 3 years, and later welcomes the little demon king back home, He also trained him for thousands of years, and even Qian Bei said that before returning to the demon world, he could not transform into a human form. Later, Shang Yi helped him to transform into a human form.

Tang Ke knew nothing about Mr. Shang's past. It was the first time she came here in parallel time and space. Although she was curious, she cared more.

In the end, when the enemy's situation was explored, Qian Bei regarded Shang Yi as a noble Mr. Shang, but Tang Ke really felt sorry for this little monster.

"Who do you like?" Shang Yi asked again.

"..." Tang Ke hammered Shang Yi again with both hands, and said in a hoarse voice, "I like you!"

Shang Yi chuckled again, rubbing Tang Ke's protruding ears: "But I really didn't expect you to be jealous, Mr. Xiao." I like you, don't you know?"

"You are different from Qian Bei, you are my little husband." He said in a demagogic tone.

Tang Ke's ears were blushing, she had already reached this point, she couldn't justify not asking, so she asked coyly, "What about the thousand cups?"

Shang Yi thought for a while, and gave Qian Bei a pertinent identity: "Unworthy descendants."

Tang Ke: "..."

After half a month, Mr. Shang has almost settled down in the demon world for a period of time, and all the big monsters have rushed to the demon world from all directions.

They came here beaming, with smiles on their faces, as if they were going to get married and get a wife.

The monarch of the demon world had agreed for them to come together to meet Mr. Shang, and as soon as they entered the Luan Hall one by one, they sat down on the chairs prepared in advance.

The sun was three in the sky, and the sun was scorching hot. With the dazzling light outside, Shang Yi finally arrived late.

He was wearing a black shirt with a purple border and a gray robe, which perfectly trimmed his slender figure.

The silver hair moved lightly with the steady steps, and the small scarlet mole on the corner of his right eye seemed to be squinting at people again, with a familiar gesture, a familiar Mr. Shang.

As the monarch, Qian Bei also sat on the main seat with these big monsters, and when he saw Shang Yi coming, he immediately got up to meet him, but was interrupted by Shang Yi raising his hand.

"I heard that the monarchs of the six realms came to tell me that you are all looking for me?" Shang Yi sat down in an empty seat slightly below the main seat, with a calm expression, and asked the digital demon who was almost filling the Luan Hall.

Before Shang Yi hid in the deep mountains and old forests, not to mention a few years, every time he was invisible for hundreds of thousands of years, and he didn't see how these people were, but now it's only been a few years, and when I saw them again, several big monsters His eyes lit up.

Hearing this, one of the big monsters immediately answered: "That's right, I'm looking for you."

Shang Yi's eyes fell over: "What are you looking for me for? Entering the Wordless Heavenly Book?"

These big monsters in front of them knew from their faces that they were much older than Shang Yi, but Shang Yi's achievements over the years made everyone feel that he was worthy of the word "virtuous and respected", so everyone was willing to call him Mr. Shang.

Even if it is an old monster that is hundreds of thousands of years old.

──These are all in front of me.They are all people who have dealt with Bai Fu and Shang Jianqing.

"No," the big monster turned his eyes on Shang Yi, and asked first, "Where is Mr. Shang's wife? Isn't she here?"

Shang Yi withdrew his gaze and ignored it.But I thought in my heart: Why did the news of these old monsters get known so quickly?

At this moment, Qian Bei also asked in a low voice, "Where's Tang Tang?"

Shang Yi frowned and looked over, the corner of his mouth curled into a cold arc, Qian Bei subconsciously changed his words: "Where is Tang Ke..."

"Tired, can't get up."

Qian Cup: "..."

A [-]-year-old monster, have you never eaten pork or seen a pig run away?

Qian Bei sat upright, not daring to ask any more questions.

"I heard," Shang Yi asked nonchalantly as he fiddled with the teacup, "For a while, I can't be stared at, touched, or hugged by my wife, or else I'll be lustful|burned|burned to make me uncomfortable. , you have to go and trouble my wife, do you know the reason?"

His tone was slow, and at this moment, he raised his eyes half-lazily and scanned the people here, feeling extremely oppressive.

This trip back, to see what happened to the demon world governed by Qian Bei is one, and the second is to worry about the long talk and eager to know the reason.

Chang Tan said that the reason why he knew that Shang Yi would be like this was told by these big monsters.

"It's really done?" The first big demon asked with an excited tone

Shang Yi frowned, but said nothing.

The big monsters started to chatter, and after listening for a long time, they really couldn't figure out the truth, Shang Yi interrupted impatiently: "What do you mean?"

The first big demon stopped talking, and began to whisper: "Mr. Shang, do you remember that a few years ago you wanted to go back to the mountains and old forests, and the monarch arranged a birthday party for you?"

Of course Shang Yi remembered that it was the day when he suddenly transmigrated into the present world.

There is some speculation in his mind that is about to move, but his face is calm, Shang Yi said a little lazy: "Yes."

"You had a glass of wine that day."

"Ah."

"So you met Madam Ling!"

"..." I thought about it again for a long time. To be honest, Shang Yi really couldn't understand the inevitable connection between drinking a glass of wine and meeting Tang Ke and turning Tang Ke over and over again. It turned into: "Huh?"

At this time, the first big demon said passionately: "That wine is called destiny, and I found it through untold hardships together with these old things, just to let Mr. Shang meet true love, so that he will not be lonely for the rest of his life , it would be even better if you can leave a descendant!"

"Thus, after drinking this wine, if you are really the lone star of heaven and earth, then we will completely stop thinking about it, but if you are destined to be sentient, Madam Ling will definitely go to your side. So when we first met , Madam Ling can make you lose control, how normal it is!"

Shang Yi: "..."

No wonder, no wonder when Chang Tan first came to the present world, when he went to assassinate him as a black mist man, he was asked "Did you send me here."

Chang Tan replied: "Not entirely."

It's so damn not all!It's true that the long-talked-about fraud is the mastermind, but this thing, Destiny Wine, also played a role that cannot be ignored!

But... destiny is right.

Although I still don't know the specific reason why these old monsters did this, but when Shang Yi heard this, a huge sneer was drawn from the corner of his mouth

"Shente Niang's offspring, do you need to worry about it?" He squeezed the cup and laughed out loud: "But I'll tell you, I have no sons or grandsons."

Qian Cup was drinking water, when he heard the words, he choked suddenly, half of the water in the cup was spilled in an instant, and although he sat upright immediately, his loss of composure was still obvious.

All the monsters who have been laughing since seeing Shang Yi: "..."

The smiles on their faces froze one by one.

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