don't touch my ears sir

After returning, Lu Shangshi told Tang Ke where Tan Se's tomb was.Whether it is cool, or the wind is sunny, whether it is warm or cold, or restless or quiet, the partners in the dance of the demons all choose their days to pass and worship one by one. Six months after Se left, the impression deepened to an unprecedented depth.

He watched Tan Se's friend go in, probably because he was thinking of the scene where he was alone and helpless, and he didn't know which nerve was wrong, so he complained angrily: "Young people nowadays are really... There are many friends you can rely on, but you come here alone, so clear and cold."

But after finishing speaking, he suddenly remembered what kind of young people these are. They didn't even know how old they were compared to him. The old man closed his mouth and sat on his bench without saying a word.

The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, and never stops. The breeze rises from all directions, and it is rarely static.

The monster forum is completely in line with the real world, and ordinary people began to flock there in large numbers, and the discussions between people and monsters are very lively.

During this period, there were no more voices of fear and disapproval.

Because of this, Tang Xianqing added a lot of rules to the monster forum for several nights in a row, the first of which was the rule that humans and monsters should coexist peacefully.As the altar master, he never thought that it would be fine to be an intermediary for people and demons to "get to know each other", but now he still has to manage them.

For a while, I was so busy that my feet didn't touch the ground.

Besides the monster forum, he also takes care of the monster general bureau. As the leader of the monster, Shang Yi has already made it clear that since the monster has lived in this world for so many years without any major disturbances, it proves that everyone is very adaptable to the rules of survival here. , So in the future, unless he encounters violators of the demon rules or encounters some very difficult problems, Shang Yi will end up solving the problem, and he will ignore the rest.

It's okay if he doesn't care, because there is still Tang Xianqing in the demon world, and Shang Yi has already entrusted him with this difficult task.

Like Monster Headquarters.

The original intention of establishing the General Bureau of Monsters was to let everyone see Wang Zesheng being "brought to justice in a serious manner", and no one thought too much about the latter.

Shu Shu was rich, so he gave Tang Xianqing a card and told him to go to the "remote area" to set up a monster general office, which was specially used to catch "criminal elements among monsters".

Now that Shang Yiyi let go, all the stalls were piled on Tang Xianqing's head, as if to punish him for wandering around "idlely" for the previous 1000 years, and he will not be able to be idle anymore.

After the Monster General Bureau was released like an ordinary official, there were actually monsters who came to interview to be the monster police.Like Tang Xingyun, they have been policemen for countless generations in human beings because they love this profession. Now that they have a place that can be regarded as their own home, of course they will go.

Since then, the earth is peaceful between humans and monsters, and they will all participate in it.

Thinking about it, I think it is a very fulfilling thing.

As for Shang Yi, he not only ignored the General Administration of Monsters, but since he announced his identity and position, his Wordless Heavenly Book has caused another upsurge in the present world.

It's even more popular than only in monsters, and almost everyone is willing to pay to see it.

But Shang Yi said: "You are bothering me and Mr. Xiao. There is no word in the book. From now on, it is only for people with predestined relationship. Don't disturb."

So except for those who were lucky enough to grab a spot to go to the antique world to enter the wordless book, except for the few photos on the Internet at the beginning, no one has seen Shang Yi, and even Tang Ke only updated Weibo and never showed up again. up.

But today, because of Tang Ke's "confession of identity", many people are asking what kind of monster he is. At first glance, these topics make people feel very unfriendly, and even a little offensive. Same issue with privacy.

However, monsters are "newcomers", and although they have secretly "befriended" the real world for many years, it is actually the first time that they have "face-to-face communication" like this, so it is inevitable that some do not know how to get along with each other.

I just feel that it is the most comfortable to be as ordinary as I was at first.

Tang Ke also knew it, so he didn't feel offended. Seeing that everyone was interested in this issue, he updated a Weibo.

Half a Rabbit Tang Keke: [The lop-eared rabbit. 】

In less than 10 minutes, this Weibo was on the top of the "explosive" hot search. I don't know what kind of cuteness these four words have poked everyone. The comments are all screaming, like a little boy waiting to be fed It seemed that Tang Ke laughed at it.

And not only that, they had had enough, and started posting pictures of various lop-eared rabbits in the comments, and when they put one, Aite asked Tang Ke excitedly if he looked like this.

All of a sudden, "Tang Ke Was Aite" was also on the hot search, and Tang Ke really felt everyone's "enthusiasm" for their monsters at this time, and was shocked for a long time.

No wonder a lot of people said in the monster forum some time ago: "My colleague knows that I am a monster. I just want to be a colleague with him, but he wants to lick my hair! It's terrible ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh──" similar to this The sound is too much.

When Tang Ke first saw it, she thought it was quite amusing. After all, none of them had ever imagined such a harmonious situation before.

Who knew that it would be his turn today, Tang Ke felt that they were going to slap his ears bald from the words on the screen, so scared that he immediately shut down Weibo, and only secretly used his trumpet to scroll through comments.

Killed no longer reply.

The reason for this situation is because of Shu Shu last week.

The public seized on the statement that "he and Tang Ke are friends" and "whipped" Shu Shu out. They guessed that Tang Ke was a demon, so Shu Shu must also be a demon.

You: [Little Uncle and Tang Ke have always been friends!Tang Ke is a demon, so Shushu...]

As soon as these remarks appeared, they tended to spread like a hurricane. They were studied over and over again for two days, and the popularity did not mean to go down.

On the same day, Shu Shu responded.

It's Shu Shu, not uncle: [Yes. 】

Just this one word explained his identity, and he didn't explain anything else. Even if other people asked him what kind of body he was, Shu Shu would never show up again.

After all, no one would say "I'm a vixen" like telling the world.

Everyone also knows Shu Shu's temper. He is usually indifferent and doesn't talk much. Being with him is like being frozen for three feet. meaning", with obvious eccentricity.No one has ever seen him being so special when he was with someone else, so everyone didn't dare to bother him.

Don't dare to bother Shu Shu, don't you dare to bother Tang Ke?

Therefore, Tang Ke's body was shaken out by himself.

The sound of stroking the rabbit was a little crazy, but I couldn't bear the cuteness of everyone, and Tang Ke was very happy watching it.

But in addition, some people noticed more than just identity, they also seized on Shu Shu's career as an actor and attacked it.

They said that Shu Shu was a demon, but his acting skills were really bad. At such an old age, he acted on TV as if he was playing himself, which made people laugh out loud.

When the comments were fermented on the Internet, before Shu Shu saw the response in person, somehow it was so coincidental, like agreeing to the topic of acting.

──His new play is on the air. "Ah, what are you talking about? It's really incomprehensible." The man with half-long hair shook his head almost imperceptibly, and said this lightly in the deafening bar.He gently shakes the liquid in the glass with a few knuckles, with a pair of silver-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, and a silver chain dangling on the left temple, following the movement of shaking his head just now He was swaying, and for a moment he couldn't tell whether he was a gentleman or a scum, but his whole body seemed to be full of evil spirits.

"Alas..." The messy music around him couldn't hide his helpless sigh.After a pause, he turned his head and looked at the man sitting next to him, his eyes under the lens were full of grievances: "How can you doubt me...I'm really sad."

"No, I'm not..." The man next to him quickly put down his wine glass and opened his mouth to explain, but when the words came to his lips, there was still a bit of tangled expression on his face: "What do you want me to say."

The man with glasses stopped talking.

In the bar, the lights are "festive", colorful lights hit people's faces, making people's faces look like a palette, and the eyes behind the lenses are also illuminated by these lights, melancholy and quiet.

He murmured: "Got it..."

Obviously, judging from the conversation, he is the one being suspected. Since the other party has doubts about him, either someone else has some clues, or he is really innocent, regardless of potential factors, a very clear line There are only these two back and forth.

But if he is really innocent, then he can completely explain it, but at this moment, his eyelashes are only half-drawn, and he is a little too quiet in the monstrous music. In the eyes of countless people looking at this place quietly, he stands still. He got up and put the wine glass on the table, his fingers convulsed as if he had been heartbroken and suffered a great grievance.

He turned around and left without any hesitation, and his steps were still a little staggering, as if he wanted to avoid the suspicious and questioning eyes behind him just now.The noisy music crowd gradually receded, and he pushed open the door of the bar amidst the anxious shout of "Xu Ci!" behind him and left.

Xu Ci didn't care if anyone was chasing him or not, and when he left the door, he walked into a small alley that few people usually go to.The crowd was completely far away, and in the thick night, the aggrieved look on his face gradually disappeared, followed by a slow smile on the corner of his mouth.

It is harmless at first glance, but ignorant at closer inspection, and after careful description──it is the joy of the devil's victory.

Under the moonlight, he was wearing a well-tailored black suit, his figure was trimmed and slender, and his leather shoes were so clean that they even made some reflective noise on the ground as he stepped on the evening wind. He raised his head and chest and walked forward step by step. His steps were steady, and his eyes were cold and determined.

Like a poisonous snake.

The next moment, the front suddenly brightened, and immediately, a big boy in a white shirt walked towards him.

His eyes were as bright as stars, and someone behind him shouted "Xu Ci!", he was slightly taken aback, and when he turned around, there was already a slight smile on his face, under the bright sunlight, the smile was harmless Relax.

But this smile is exactly the same as the scene just last night.

It's just that his eyes are innocent and pure.

As docile and cute as a kitten.

This is the scene at the beginning of the first episode of Shu Shu's new drama. Since it was just broadcast, no one has guessed what the plot wants to express, but the audience can all feel "Xu Ci" in "Xu Ci".

After they watched it, many people started asking "This newcomer is so handsome, who is he?" on the bullet screen. After this clip was over, the exciting but cold music played, and the cast list was sorted out bit by bit. , they saw the lead actor ─ ─ Shu Shu.

In an instant, Shu Shu's acting skills were redefined. The public picked up his previous works like crazy, and finally determined that he was not blind. He was really just a beautiful trash vase who seemed to only play himself.

He has never made a movie, and he has taken on more dramas than variety shows, and variety shows are much better than TV.

Moreover, the dramas he usually accepts are all domineering presidents. Although the overbearing boss’s expressionless face doesn’t make people feel that bad, everyone already thinks that Shu Shu won’t have anything other than a specific bossy script. Expansion capacity.

He hasn't improved himself.

So when the show came out this time, no one recognized Shu Shu. It was beyond shock for a moment!

And this shock was not only conveyed to the audience friends.

【Dancing Demons】.

Big White Rabbit Toffee: [@清]

Big White Rabbit Toffee: [[Shocked the rabbit for 100 years, stunned] JPG.]

The expression pack shows a lop-eared rabbit concentrating on gnawing carrots, with its mouth moving, and the next second it seems that someone outside the camera called him. He froze for a moment, realizing that he had been photographed, and his red eyes stared Round, the carrots are not chewy enough.

──Shang Yi took it when Tang Ke transformed into a rabbit.

Qing: [It’s different if you can change your body, it’s really convenient to use your own expression pack [The fox looks at you quietly] JPG.]

Before Tang Ke could ask about acting skills, another person appeared.

Meow~: [The beautiful vase has risen now?Where did you enroll in cram school during winter and summer vacation? [Blue and white are quite puzzled] JPG.]

Big White Rabbit Toffee: [Yes, who taught you!That's great! [The lop-eared rabbit also wants to meet, star-eyed] JPG.】

Qing: [Did I say that I am a vase? [The little fox sneers and despises] JPG.]

never said.

Shu Shu said: "Everyone is right, I was playing myself."

In those years, he couldn't love him, and he didn't see Tang Xianqing often for several years. He was afraid that Tang Xianqing would forget him. He was still an actor. If one day Tang Xianqing suddenly got tired of looking outside and wanted to rest He took a break from watching TV, even though he knew he didn't have time, Shu Shu was still afraid that Tang Xianqing would see himself who was "not himself".

So it is irresponsible to say that he is really playing himself. Whatever character he is in life, he is also the same character in the play.

Shu Shu knows that he has no morals, so most of the projects he accepts are variety shows. When the scripts are found, he will tell the director that his acting skills are not good, and let the crew think carefully—this is why no matter how many times he cooperates, the agent will Give up his reasons.

Although he never said in front of the public that his acting skills were poor and that he was a beautiful vase, these two labels have followed him for a long time, and Shu Shu did not refute.Of course the crew knows about acting skills,

But they were only interested in Shu Shu's face and popularity, and his acting skills were unreasonable. If his acting skills were good, it would be a surprise.

Each needs.

When he knew that there was such a Lu Shang behind him, he was speechless, and Tang Ke was also almost speechless.

After being speechless, without knowing what to think, Tang Ke sent Tang Xianqing a message for the first time.

Big White Rabbit Toffee: [Mr. Tang, you must treat my grandma well in the future. 】

Tang Xianqing is busy with some miscellaneous things in the General Bureau of Monsters. His "work" has just started, and it is not easy to do anything.

When he realized that it was Tang Ke who sent him the message, he was subconsciously excited, and murmured in disbelief: "Xiao Ke."

After a few months of letting go, Shang Yi, who was finally forcibly accused by Tang Xianqing and acted as a "monster" for him, looked at the person first when he heard the words: "Huh?"

After he was puzzled, he also lowered his head and took out his mobile phone, which was empty.

Shang Yi: "..."

Tang Xianqing: "Xiao Ke is looking for me."

Shang Yi: "?"

Shang Yidi asked: "Who is he looking for?" His tone was not friendly, and there was already a hint of threat.

Tang Xianqing: "..."

Tang Xianqing ignored this sick person and saw what Tang Ke sent him.

The book is so important to him, he will definitely treat him well, but what did Tang Ke mean by this, when he replied to the message, the other party didn't know if he was busy or didn't want to reply, and there was no new movement on the phone.

But Tang Xianqing was happy enough.

But before he was more than two seconds happy, "Yaogui" who had been standing here all morning suddenly walked past him with a blank expression and a breeze.

Tang Xianqing was puzzled: "Where is Mr. Shang going?"

Shang Yi didn't look sideways, and said non-stop: "Go home."

"This little bastard sent messages to the wild man behind my back, and didn't look for me. Hah."

"Heh" was quite oppressive, Tang Xianqing didn't dare to stop him in a daze, and the person disappeared with this dazed effort.

There was a cool breeze blowing in the remote area. After hearing their conversation, several newcomers looked at each other in blank dismay. Tang Xianqing finally realized what happened.

He first murmured in confirmation: "Wild man?" Then he suddenly raised his head and shouted in the direction where Shang Yi disappeared, "I am his great-grandpa!"

He hadn't been so irritable for many years, and for a moment he felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, and his face was so cold that he didn't look like it.

The surroundings seemed to be against him, as soon as he yelled, a gust of wind blew straight at his face, returning all his roars to his ears.

Tang Xianqing: "..."

And even if this word got out, no one answered him—the person surnamed Shang has already arrived home.

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