don't touch my ears sir

This is the third time that Tan Se has knocked on the opposite door.

"Dang, Dangdang."

"Shang Shang──"

"Shang Shang?"

"Shang Shang." After shouting for a long time, there was no one in the opposite room to answer. Three seconds later, he suddenly woke up, and there was no word in the heavenly script!

Not even bothering to get close to her own home, Tan Se skillfully took out her mobile phone from her pants pocket and called Lu Shangshi to see if the other party could answer it.

Five seconds later, the call was connected, and he didn't say "Shang Shang", so he knew it wasn't Lu Shangshi who answered it.

Tang Ke said, "Brother Tan."

Tan Se was silent for a moment: "Bunny?"

At the same time, he was sure that Lu Shangshi had already entered the so-called "Wordless Heavenly Book".

"Well," Tang Ke answered the phone for Lu Shangshi, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay, I'm so boring, come knock on Shangshang's door," Tan Se said casually, "Who knows he's not here, I'm so bored..."

With a slow and hypocritical tone, Tang Ke could imagine Tan Se's expression on the other side of the screen, and couldn't hold back a chuckle.

Realizing that he was childish in front of a hundred-year-old person, he pretended to cough and said solemnly: "Then Shang Shang is going to you...

"Ah," no matter whether people can see it or not, Tang Ke nodded: "That's right."

Tan Se asked again: "Has he entered the Wordless Heavenly Book?"

Tang Ke subconsciously glanced at Lu Shangshi who was still "resting his mind with his eyes closed", and nodded: "That's right."

There was no sound from the other side, as if something had happened to the phone suddenly, it was so quiet that I couldn't even hear my breathing.

Tang Ke frowned, thinking that something was wrong with the phone, he took it away and looked at it: "Brother Tan?"

"Huh?" Tan Se responded, "It's there, I haven't lost it."

"Bunny..." The tone of the conversation hesitated, as if asking something but he didn't dare to ask directly. Finally, "Bunny..." After a long time, he said as if asking for proof: "Your husband... really Really? The Wordless Heavenly Book is also true? Shang Shang really entered the Wordless Heavenly Book now?"

He might have meant to say "Mr. Shang who lives in your house", but he was so lazy that he cut off the beginning and the end and said "Mr. Your family". Tang Ke's heart trembled and he took a breath. Then, as if his ears had a fever, he took the phone away a little.He gave a vague "hmm", and answered Tan Se's three barrage of questions very succinctly.

But just the word "um" can make Tan Se silent for a while.

After one silence and two silences, Tang Ke didn't care whether his ears were hot or not, and asked, "Brother Tan, what's the matter with you today?"

"What's the matter?" Tan Se was inexplicable: "I suddenly had an inspiration just now, and I know what to design next."

"Such a bastard," Tan Se half-jokingly said before hanging up the phone, "you have been a regular customer for so long, seeing how handsome I am, can you go through the back door and leave me a place in the book without words. "

Tang Ke was stern and selfless: "No. It's time to test your hand speed."

Tan Se: "Damn, it's so ruthless."

From the time when he coveted Lu Shang's Wordless Book to now secretly letting Tang Ke reserve a spot, one can guess that he is really curious about the Wordless Book.

But he didn't get what he wanted, he couldn't get a quota, and Lu Shangshi was still going back to the past without words.

In the beginning, seeing each other as a pet was the best gift Tang Ke had received over the years.

Because of the demon, he didn't dare to make friends with others easily, fearing that he would really treat human beings as friends, but in the end he could only watch them leave him one by one with his own eyes.

And most importantly - they will be afraid.

After wandering in the monster forum for a long time, Tang Ke actually thought about trying to communicate with others, but every time that decision appeared in his heart, he was timid again.

Then three years ago because of Shu Shu, he entered the entertainment industry. With the blessing of an actor, Tang Ke didn't dare to do it recklessly.

When they met Lu Shangshi, it was purely because Tan Se was a very stalker type, and he could accurately capture Tang Ke's retreat every time.

Whenever Tang Ke didn't want to talk anymore, Tan Se's sternness would be brought into full play.

The gentle "How are you" is quite touching for new friends who just met, but Lu Shangshi was speechless.

Tan Se was more obvious. He looked at the hand with distinct knuckles on Lu Shangshi's head, and barked several times excitedly.

Until Tang Ke let go of Tan Se's hand, reached out to touch his head, and after touching his head and ears, Tan Se also lost his voice.

Tan Se: "..."

After two seconds of reaction, Tanse straightened up, shook his head and shook his claws off his head, and reminded in a cool and pleasant voice: "Rabbit, I'm five hundred years old! Don't make you pat your head like an old father!"

Lu Shangshi's voice was colder: "I'm three years older than him."

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke laughed sheepishly. He withdrew his hand and stood up. He opened the door wider for them in a gentlemanly manner, and welcomed him: "Two beautiful friends, please come in." "..."

Forced to accept the word "beautiful", the two distinguished guests entered Tang Ke's small villa one after the other.

That is to say, Lu Shangshi will often complain about the "small broken house" that he can't get used to in the future.But then he thought it was fine.

This is the first day they met in reality. Although it feels a little oolong, it is not satisfactory. "Are you rich?" Tang Ke asked suddenly one day later.

"If not, I can give it to you first."

Lu Shangshi, who already knew Tang Ke was a poor man from Shu Shu, didn't know what kind of illusion he and Tan Se gave the bastard in front of him to make the other party think they were poor.

Tan Se was dumbfounded when he heard this, and said bluntly: "Do I look poor?"

"No, no," Tang Ke shook her head frantically, but didn't know what to say, and finally hesitated for a long time: "My friend, I'll just mention it casually."

"Actually, I'm the poorest."

He wanted to make a joke to ease the atmosphere, but Tan Se always felt that Tang Ke took him and Lu Shang too seriously.

Of course it is a good thing to hold important weight among friends, but if it is too important, it will appear cautious.

As if Tang Ke had experienced similar things before, she was a little... frightened.

Another half a year later, Tang Ke came back from a relatively remote orphanage, as if she was going to give all of herself to a friend, and Tan Se already had the key to his house.

As soon as Tang Ke entered the door, she saw Tan Se humming a little tune cooking in the kitchen, and Lu Shangshi sitting on the sofa drinking tea and playing with her mobile phone.

Accidentally, Tang Ke thought she had entered a cozy little home.

Fortunately, he recovered quickly.

"Aren't you busy today?" Tang Ke asked.

"The bunny is back?" Tan Se first poked his head from the kitchen, his eyes lit up, and before Lu Shang could look up from his phone to speak, he clattered and explained first: "Today is Sunday, and I don't have to go to school yet, so my time is more free." No, no inspiration."

He really had no inspiration, and he liked to cook in the kitchen when he couldn't draw anything, because this Tang Ke ate a lot of meals cooked by Tan Se.

Tang Ke changed her shoes and walked to the living room: "I thought you guys were just joking when you said that today."

Lu Shangshi poured him a glass of water and handed it to him, Tang Ke said thank you.

This thank you made Tan Se in the kitchen feel unfamiliar again.

"Crack!", he turned off the gas stove, took out the freshly fried dishes, walked from the kitchen to the living room after he was done, and taught: "It's been two years, you son of a bitch, it's okay to say thank you, it's a personal habit, but how can I I just feel..." He lowered his head and said "Tsk", "Are you so mean to us?"

Tang Ke just took a sip of water, and after hearing this, she paused, and unconsciously scratched the glass wall with her hand holding the glass.

"Is there...?" He said, "No."

Lu Shangshi has not expressed his position, Tan Se immediately shifted the blame: "Shang Shang, you say."

Lu Shangshi nodded in agreement: "Tan Se is right."

Tang Ke lowered his eyes, looking a little uneasy.

"It's me... Is it not good enough?"

Tan Se: "?"

Lu Shangshi frowned.

Tan Se was shocked: "Where are you not good enough?"

Tang Ke just didn't know, which made him even more disturbed.

When he was young, he made a friend who liked him, hated him later, and later regretted hating him. Tang Ke often fell into self-doubt over and over again.

So he thought it would be better to double up on Lu Shangshi and Tan Se.

He didn't dare to take the step of making friends...

"You son of a bitch! You are already so poor, but you still donate the money you earn to the mountainous area and donate to the orphanage every time," Tan Se stomped on the spot, hating iron and steel: "Don't think I haven't seen you use Demonic power to save small animals! Your demonic power is so weak! Shu Shu said that you never use demonic power to erase other people’s memories, and you change jobs every ten years, but you can save other small animals, even if they have no intelligence..."

"Although we have known each other for a year on the Internet, in reality you have only known me, Monk Shang, for less than a year, and you have given us the key so heartily!" After two years, Tan Se told them the truth in Tang Ke. The name said "the first strategy was successful", and when the two sides met, he said "the second strategy was successful".

But after getting along with each other in reality, Tang Ke's soft and stubborn image penetrated into Tan Se's mind step by step. He thought he knew Tang Ke quite well, but in fact he didn't understand Tang Ke from top to bottom.

Tang Ke is like a clam, when no one is around, he opens his mouth to spit bubbles. His pearly heart is smooth and round, so beautiful that attracts people's attention. When no one is around, he closes his teeth tightly, revealing only his hard shell, but he He is really doing good to the person in front of him.Tan Se asked: "If you are so poor, you still have to give me money from the monk. Tang Ke, Shang Shang has been a university professor for so long, more than 1 a month, not much, but he doesn't pursue any high society life. He is five hundred years old. If you have a bank card, you can have millions if not 1000 million. I am even richer, and TS has a reputation for hundreds of years, and it can be tens of millions directly after making an order...Why are you so careful?"

Tan Se didn't know why he was so irritable, whether it was because the third strategy was unsuccessful, that's why he was not talking and laughing like usual, so that he taught Tang Ke in a long speech.

But Lu Shangshi understood Tan Se's mood at this time - they really wanted to treat Tang Ke as a friend, and they hoped that Tang Ke could truly accept them.

In the most relaxed posture.

Tang Ke: "Are you... Brother Tan, are you angry?"

Tan Se: "..."

Tan Semu looked at people with a straight face: "Why do you care if I am angry or not! You are right, even if I am angry, I deserve it! Understand? If you look at me with such cautious eyes again, I will strangle Shang Shang to death! "

Tang Ke: "..."

Lu Shangshi: "Ah, I'm dead. Talking about dogs is so cruel."

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke quickly closed her eyes. Although she felt a little baffled, to be honest, something that she didn't dare to feel deeply was gradually collapsing.

After a long while, when Tan Se's "qi" slowly subsided, Tang Ke thought that Tan Se was done, and was about to say something to ease the atmosphere that he couldn't figure out at the moment. An emotion called "miserable" quietly prevailed.

Tan Se lowered her head and took off her apron sadly, with a mournful expression, raised her hand to "wipe her tears", and complained like crying: "Bunny, I should be the one to say what you said. Is there something I didn't do well enough?"

Hearing this, the roles of the two parties suddenly reversed. Tang Ke was taken aback for a moment, and panicked: "No, no."

Maybe he was too flustered, or maybe he was afraid that the other party would be unhappy, so he was holding the cup that was about to be put on the coffee table, but he dropped it to the ground with a thump.

Tan Se: "..."

Lu Shangshi frowned, he could see clearly, but his gaze was fixed on Tan Se, which was unreasonable and unreasonable: "Why are you bullying him?"

After this, Tan Se took a completely different approach. Seeing Tang Ke's nervous expression, he immediately groaned as if he had done something wrong.

Tang Ke waved his hand: "No, Brother Lu, you also..."

"Shang Shang, it's all my fault, I'm a scumbag." After the words fell, Tan Se had already taken up the quarrel and started talking about herself.

Lu Shangshi had a sincere expression: "?"

Tanse covered her chest with her hands sincerely.

"It's all my fault that I treated Tang Keke badly. It's been a year, and he still distinguishes me clearly. He doesn't love me at all... It must be my problem. I can't let others be with me easily."

Lu Shangshi: "..."

It wasn't him who lost his temper like firing a cannon just now, he said something like that, his eyes seemed to be dimmed, it really looked like a scumbag confessing scene.

But Lu Shangshi knew what was going on, the dog was acting.Not only was he addicted, but he also played the actor Tang in front of him nervously, as if he wanted to explain but didn't know where to start.

So he cooperated, with a very powerful sigh.

Tang Ke: "..."

Seeing the scene where the bamboo horse caught her, she chattered three times and said, "I'm such a scumbag, so bad, it's right for a bastard to be on guard against me. Shang Shang, people flock together, so you're welcome." Where to go, so as not to bore the cub, let's go."

Lu Shangshi: "..."

This dog thing is really amazing, it's fine to act and say he is, but he has to be dragged together.

Lu Shangshi sighed and said, "You are right."

Tang Ke: "..."

Seeing the tears in the corners of Tan Se's eyes, she raised her hand to wipe away the tears and began to walk out heartbroken.

Tang Ke quickly stopped them: "Brother Lu Tan! No...not a scumbag."

Tang Ke's personality was formed over the course of years, and it was impossible to think about changing him once.

But Tan Se didn't know why at that time, but he was determined. He had an intuition that Tang Ke must have experienced something in the past. At first, he only took money from Shu Shu, but later he really fell in love with this new friend.

For monsters, Tang Ke is still young, and he still has many 80 years to live, if it has always been like this.

How lonely it must be.

Tang Ke hurriedly explained to them: "I didn't make a clear distinction with you, I just..."

He stared wildly, and Tang Ke was forced to say, "I like to be friends with you very much!"

Tan Se pitifully wronged: "Really?"

Tang Ke nodded vigorously.

Tan Se turned her head to Lu Shang's fashion and said to Tang Ke, "Shang Shang, the future will be long, and you should also watch the performance of the rabbit."

Lu Shangshi pushed his glasses: "Yes, I understand."

Tang Ke: "..."

First there was Shushu, and then there were two more in the camp. The three hundred-year-old monsters all tried to pamper a "cub".

Then they made Tang Ke's "accustomed" speech less thoughtful, and dared to boss them around, and it was very casual to ask for pocket money.What's more, it's always a set of tricks to beat them up.

Over the past three years, they have become more and more like old friends who have known each other for many years.

The years were quiet, until one day, when leaving Tang Ke's house, Tan Se suddenly said to Lu Shangshi in the car.

"Shangshang, if the rabbit one day finds out that we took money from Shushu... and is still taking it now, will he blame us, will he be sad?"

At the beginning of the matter, both he and Tan Se regarded it as a business and business, and they took money as they should.

Later, they devoted themselves to opening Tang Ke's heart, and they didn't bother to talk about it with Shu Shu.

We are all rich people, with [-] yuan in the bank card every month, and they don't bother to read the information when it comes in. It is "common" to collect money.

After a long time, they were only immersed in the joy of raising cubs, but completely forgot the beginning of this matter.

This sentence almost quickly took root in Lu Shangshi's heart, which surprised him in vain.

People always have to pay for what they do.

It's not easy for Tang Ke to become so casual in front of them. They have witnessed how a cub grows with their own eyes.

If they "beat Tang Ke back to his original form" again, let alone Tang Ke would be angry, they would all be uneasy for the rest of their lives.

Neither he nor Tan Se dared to mention this matter to Tang Ke, and they both sent messages to Shu Shu after they returned: [Don't send out the [-] yuan a month. 】

[It stinks! 】

Shu Shu, who didn't understand what was going on, saw the two identical messages, and mocked each of them: 【That's not what you said when you collected the money. 】

That night, there were transfers from two more accounts in Shushu's account.

Each account transferred 40 to him.

Directly returned all the money for more than three years.

Demons dance wildly, but friendship lasts forever.When Lu Shangshi returned to himself 11 years later from the Wordless Book, his mind was still full of "Don't let Tang Ke know such a thing".

The other end of the black rope was still held by Shang Yixuxu.

After the seat belt man came out, he almost used the force of throwing things to scatter the black rope, and the rope all ran to Lu Shangshi immediately.

Consciousness is obvious, no more.

Lu Shangshi: "..."

With a soft "pop", the drop of red that was floating in front of Lu Shangshi's eyebrows finally felt the existence of gravity, and fell straight onto the blank page of the wordless book.

The blood quickly smudged the surrounding white, forming a bright color impact on human vision.

The Wordless Heavenly Book seems to be fed by the blood of its owner, and that drop of blood is gradually merging with the book.

Before disappearing, two black characters appeared in the center of the blood halo.

It seems to be two "words".

Before Tang Ke could read it clearly, the Wordless Heavenly Book seemed to close itself when it opened by itself, and went to find Shang Yi.

Shang Yi frowned tightly, it seemed that he really didn't like this ugly thing, and then he moved his fingers slightly, and the wordless book disappeared.

I watched their lives for several years in it, and looked down at the phone, only 10 minutes had passed.

Lu Shangshi put away his phone and stood up from his seat, as if he wanted to go downstairs and leave.

But the curious Tang Ke immediately stood up and stopped him.

"Brother Lu." He called out cheerfully, but he didn't say a word, but he said clearly, "I want you to tell me how it feels to enter the Wordless Book."

Lu Shangshi understood in seconds: "Don't you get it once you enter by yourself?"

This is the easiest and most straightforward method, and Shang Yi is still working for him now, so I want to know immediately

Hearing this, Shang Yi moved his finger slightly again, it seemed that he really meant it.

But Tang Ke quickly shook her head, and said solemnly: "I don't want it. I don't have any particularly important scenes to watch, but Wuzi Tianshu drank Mr. Shang's blood, one person, one drop of blood... I still don't want it."

Shang Yi: "..."

He moved his fingers lightly and raised them silently, and took a sip of tea from the glass in front of him.

The tea gas is still wafting up, covering some of the expression in his eyes

Lu Shangshi: "..."

Didn't you just meet?Why is Tang Dake so familiar now?Is it really to blame him and Tanse for bringing him down?

Lu Shangshi: "You can do whatever you want."

It may be that the person who "did something bad" feels guilty. When he speaks, his eyes look down at the ground, which is very strange.

After speaking, he raised his hand and pulled Tang Ke who was standing in front, wanting to leave.

But just two steps away, Tang Ke suddenly said, "Brother Lu, you must have seen the time when you first met me, right?"

Lu Shangshi's heart constricted suddenly, and he was almost frightened to death.

Before today, no one had come into contact with the Wordless Heavenly Book, and Lu Shangshi was unprepared. Before entering, he didn't tell Shang Yi where he wanted to go, whether it was the past or the future.

But the moment he went in, he thought he had nothing to regret, so he felt very confident that since he didn't have that, he would come out immediately.

Who would have thought that regret would be true regret!It's just because he's been so good with the bunny all these years, he forgot!

Lu Shangshi didn't speak, but his body froze. He didn't understand why Tang Ke suddenly mentioned that time.

Then he heard Tang Ke say again: "You guys think that [-] a month is too much and shouldn't be like this, so you feel sorry for me?"

Lu Shangshi: "!"

Lu Shangshi almost turned around with trembling hands and feet. He turned his head and remained still, but his eyes first looked at Shang Yi.

While drinking tea, Shang Yi said: "I haven't said anything yet, don't think about how to slander me, I don't know the heights of the heavens and the depths of the earth."

Lu Shangshi: "..."

Lu Shangshi scratched his hair and started to face Tang Ke: "You know?"

Tang Ke nodded: "I know."

Lu Shangshi collapsed, he hadn't been like this for so many years: "When did you know?"

Did Tang Ke know?The bunny actually knew?Why didn't he say it when he knew it? How was he feeling at that time?Angry or...

"I knew it the first day you came here."

Lu Shangshi: "..."

Lu Shangshi was expressionless, and asked almost mechanically: "What did you say?"

Tang Ke repeated the words again.

When contacted in the monster forum, he really didn't know about this.

It wasn't until they agreed to meet, because he had a good relationship with Shu Shu, and he wanted to tell each other the news of his new friend.

But Shu Shu told him: "Zai Zai, I found two companions for you to play with. You can live with cats and dogs directly. The two of them are [-] yuan a month each, so don't be too polite, just do what you want."

When this rhyming message came, Tang Ke was stunned. He hadn't figured out what Shu Shu meant.

Until the next day he saw two "beautiful friends" who came to ring the doorbell.

It's really both cats and dogs, Shu Shu didn't lie, he forgot about playing with him when he got excited.

Eleven years later, Lu Shangshi, who was told the truth, ran away immediately, turned around and went downstairs humming.

When going downstairs, Tang Ke heard him yell angrily: "What the hell! The old vixen must die!"

The author has something to say:

Lu Shangshi: "I'm so pissed off, I'm so pissed off!"

Tang Ke: "He's so stupid."

Shang Yi: "That's right."

Lu Shangshi: "? Smelly couples team up to bully people, don't they?"

感谢小天使“小羊不吃草饼”,灌溉营养液+272021-05-0622:43:56

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