don't touch my ears sir

"You didn't have ears before?" Shang Yi asked in disbelief in the living room half an hour later, with half-dry hair.

Tang Ke was sitting on the sofa opposite, as if she had done something wrong just now, she was too guilty to raise her eyes to look at others.

Hearing this, Tang Ke subconsciously touched the ears that hadn't disappeared, shook her head and whispered: "No, there was only a tail before..."

Shang Yi couldn't believe it: "Then your ears are fake tonight?"

Tang Ke was also wondering, the touch felt real when he was touched, and he looked in the mirror when he came out of the bathroom. The ears that belonged to rabbits were growing on his head at this time. To be honest, he himself touched it well when he was in the bathroom. for a while...

But he didn't know why.

Suddenly, a thought appeared in the minds of both of them at the same time.

Shang Yi first said: "It can't be because of me."

Declarative sentence, he seems to have determined why.

Because Shang Yi is a big demon, Tang Ke stayed with him every day for a few months...

For some reason, as soon as the words came out, Tang Ke didn't want to believe them, but Tang Ke subconsciously felt that she was very much like a monster who "inhales yang energy to be more youthful and beautiful".His ears moved uncontrollably, but he was embarrassed and didn't say a word.

However, Shang Yi's eyes had already begun to show his nakedness, as if something bad was suffocating in his heart.

The rabbit ears were hanging on Tang Ke's head, moving it from time to time, Shang Yi kept staring at it, and complained mercilessly: "You are a little too weak."

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke refused: "It's because my blood is too thin."

Shang Yi: "Chick."

Tang Ke: "..."

Just this one word is very insulting.

Tang Ke didn't want to be hurt, and asked, "Mr. Shang, who is the one who wants to kill you tonight?"

Shang Yihui: "Are you scared?"

Tang Ke lowered his head and shook his head, the hair on his forehead covered his deer eyes, and Shang Yi couldn't see his expression clearly.

But his fingers curled uneasily on his knees, and it could be seen that he hadn't recovered from that "assassination".

Suddenly, Tang Ke blinked her eyelashes that were still drooping, and her thoughts that had drifted to nowhere were pulled back, and her deer-like eyes stared straight at the hand that suddenly appeared in front of her.

Shang Yi held the candy paper tail of a big white rabbit toffee between his index finger and thumb, and handed it to Tang Ke without warning.

"Borrow your flowers," Shang Yi said in a cold and calm voice, "I dedicate them to you."

This "Borrowing Candy to Tang Ke" directly made Tang Ke offer it for a long time without responding, and kept his eyes open for a long time, forgetting to blink.

Tang Ke liked to eat candy since he was a child. When he was a child, his parents didn't let him eat it, saying that it was bad to eat too much. He always played some annoying "hidden candy to find candy" battles with him, like a commando every day. of.

In fact, they really don't want to let Tang Ke eat it, so they just don't buy it for Tang Ke.

But if you don’t let them eat, you still buy them every day, and if you want to give them to eat but don’t let them eat, it’s very contradictory.

This kind of war has lasted for more than ten years since he can remember.

More than ten years later, it stopped on a certain day in the year when he was 16 years old.

No one cared about eating candies anymore, Tang Ke learned to be obedient instead, and hadn't touched a big white rabbit toffee for many years.

Later... Later, he definitely couldn't quit, and he picked up the hobby of "sugar addiction".

After eating so many big white rabbit milk candies, none of them could make Tang Ke stunned for so long.

Shang Yi said: "Don't be afraid. I will protect you from now on." Tang Ke dazedly reached out and pinched the tail on the other side of the candy paper: "Didn't you say you can't beat him?"

His voice was very low, maybe it was an illusion, but there was even a hint of crying in his voice, Shang Yi's heart trembled, and Tang Ke stuttered, "Thank you, thank you."

This time, although the tone of voice was still unstable, it didn't have that suffocating feeling.Shang Yi subconsciously relaxed a little.

He should have gotten some comfort and was not so afraid. Shang Yi took out a candy from his pajamas pocket as a reward for himself, thinking of an old father who had difficulty raising children.

As soon as he put the candy body in his mouth after peeling off the candy wrapper, he was aroused by the sweetness and was in a good mood.

Having nothing to do, he started to unfold the candy wrappers again.

After such a long time, after eating so many, he has not seen this fancy packaging.

"Big white rabbit..." Shang Yi muttered, "Toffee..."

Shang Yi frowned, feeling something was wrong, his slender knuckles flattened the paper again, this time he repeated softly: "Big white rabbit... big white rabbit?"

Shang Yi was puzzled.

The next moment, Shang Yi saw a trace of disbelief, and suddenly raised his head and shouted to Tang Ke: "Wait!"

Then he saw Tang Ke just put the sugar ball into his mouth.

He had a small bump on one cheek, and he was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

"No, I..." Shang Yi swallowed the sugar so excitedly that his expression turned ugly for a moment.

But this is not the most important thing. After swallowing the candy, Shang Yi's expression suddenly showed doubts about life.

He looked at Tang Ke and said, "It's over, I'll eat you."

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke clicked her mouth to feel the sweetness of the sugar, puzzled: "Huh?"

Shang Yi was very serious: "Do you know that this candy is made of you?"

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke: "...Huh?"

Shang Yi disagreed, watching Tang Ke began to look like a cruel carnivore.

"Little demon," he said, "you are so cruel that you even eat yourself."

Tang Ke: "..."

Tang Ke, who was so ruthless that she even ate herself, silently swallowed the almost melted candy under Shang Yi's shocked eyes.Half an hour later, at twelve ten ten that night.

"Still eating?" Tang Ke looked at the last bag of candy, a little reluctant to give it.

Shang Yi disagreed, and dismissed him: "Why are you so stingy?"

Tang Ke: "..."

He was the one who said he was "cruel" just now, and now he is the one who said he was "stingy"!

Tang Ke reluctantly tore open the packaging of the last pack of white rabbit toffee at home, reluctantly took out two and handed them to Shang Yi, thinking in her heart, she would have known not to explain to him how the candy was made.

Let him think it was made of white rabbits, lest Shang Yi snatch his candy like a child for snacks.

Shang Yi took the two candies, quickly and skillfully tore off the wrappers and stuffed them into his mouth, saying very generously, "I'll pay you back one hundred candies tomorrow."

Tang Ke said ruthlessly, "Let's talk about it when you have money, debtor."

Shang Yi: "..."

Shang Yi: "Chick."

Tang Ke wanted to look more generous, and explained solemnly: "It's not good to eat too much sugar, it's common sense."

Shang Yi: "I'm a big demon who can be as good as the sky, but I can't digest a few candies?"

Shang Yi: "Oh."

Shang Yi chewed the candy: "Stingy."

Tang Ke: "..."

Suddenly, Shang Yi said: "Big White Rabbit, I'm a little hungry."

Usually Shang Yi went to bed early, but today he was hunted down suddenly, and now he is energetic again, and it is reasonable to be hungry.

However, Tang Ke thought it was too late and his ears were not working well, so he asked a question as if confirming: "What?"

Shang Yi said again: "I'm hungry."

"No," Tang Ke looked at him, "What did Mr. Shang call me just now?"

Shang Yi took it for granted and repeated: "Big white rabbit."

Tang Ke: "..."

God damn the big white rabbit, he can't even change the original shape of the rabbit, he can't tell if it is white, he has never seen it himself, but the tail is white and fluffy.

The ears are only just emerging.

Tang Ke protested: "You should still call me Little Demon."

So far, Shang Yi doesn't seem to have called him by name, it's just called him by little demons, like calling him his son.

Shang Yi ignored the protest and continued: "Big white rabbit. How nice it sounds."

Tang Ke: "..."

Little White Rabbit sounds better than this!

But looking at Shang Yi's expression on the other side, as if he insisted on buying pink slippers and gray pajamas with pink Peggy, he really thinks the big white rabbit sounds good!

It is very suitable for Tang Ke.

very cute!

Forget it, Tang Ke shut up and asked him, "Then what does Mr. Shang want to eat?"

Shang Yi: "I don't want to eat instant noodles."

Tang Ke who had brought out two buckets of instant noodles: "..."

He silently put the instant noodles back in place, and said worriedly, "Then... order takeaway?"

Maybe he was really hungry after fighting. Shang Yi had already drank two glasses of water to fill his stomach.

Hearing this, Shang Yi frowned: "Can't you do it?" Tang Ke thought: When he first told Lu Shangshi that he should learn how to cook, although he really had such an idea, he thought it was just saying explain.I didn't expect that such a difficult cooking pot would fall on my head so quickly.

But he couldn't take over the role of chef, so he was silent for a while, under Shang Yi's suspicious gaze, he finally whispered in a low voice, "I don't know how to do it."

Shang Yi: "..."

Shang Yi was shocked, so shocked that he drank two more glasses of water, and asked after drinking, "Aren't you a hundred years old this year?"

Tang Ke: "99."

Shang Yi: "What's the difference?"

Tang Ke was embarrassed: "...there is a difference of one year."

Shang Yi: "..."

"It makes sense," Shang Yi, who had already drank several glasses of water in a row, was finally willing to put down his teacup: "You can't even cook? How did you grow so big? Do you rely on instant noodles?"

And after such a long time, he didn't realize that this little demon can't cook!

Tang Ke didn't even want to raise his head when he asked three questions, and he replied in his heart: What can I do if my hand is disabled.

Except for the necessary scrutiny at the first meeting, this time, Shang Yi once again inspected the big white rabbit on the opposite side from the head to the soles of his feet with probing eyes.

"No wonder I looked malnourished as if I grew up eating bran and swallowing vegetables."

Tang Ke: "..."

"Instant noodles are so fancy, can they grow meat?"

Tang Ke: "..."

Ever since he came to Tang Ke's house, Shang Yi, who had been talking about the delicious instant noodles, completely forgot that he didn't scold others for being a mess when he was eating.

Shang Yi said: "Wait." After saying that, he stood up and went to the kitchen.

Before leaving, passing by Tang Ke, Shang Yi couldn't hold back and touched his rabbit ears again.One ear stood up following Shang Yi's movement, and when Shang Yi's hand left, it fell back with a "slap".

Tang Ke was startled, and raised her hand to cover it, but was warned by Shang Yi: "Don't touch me."

"..." Tang Ke turned to look at him, aggrieved and angry: "Then why is Mr. Shang touching me? Why are you still double-standard?"

If the ear was touched for the first time, it was Shang Yi's unconscious behavior, which can be understood.But it's unbelievable that there will be a second time. Doesn't it mean that Shang Yi is indifferent?

And after this question, Shang Yi suddenly realized that these two times were his hands... He couldn't hold back.

What's more, the thoughts that I had while taking a shower came up very vividly this time.

He found that when he touched Tang Ke, his body didn't have any special reaction, but Tang Ke must not take the initiative to touch him, otherwise his second brother would be disobedient.

Tang Ke was like an aphrodisiac. Shang Yi just touched it, but nothing happened if he didn't knock it. But once the medicine was allowed to find Shang Yi, the situation would get out of hand.

This is the experience derived from personal experiments.

I don't know if there is anything more outrageous than this in the world, but coming to this place suddenly is already the most outrageous, and no matter how much I do now, I won't find it difficult to accept.

Although he was speechless, he was not disgusted, and he enjoyed it very much.

He thought, this trip to the present world seemed to have made him go out of order.

Shang Yidao: "I am happy. You are not allowed to interfere."

Tang Ke: "..."