I live on the 18th floor of Nether Community

"Hey, stop chatting first!" Jiang Xiao snapped his fingers crisply, and hooked his hands at the group of dwarfs carrying axes on the merry-go-round, "Hurry up, I'm in a hurry."

The dwarfs looked at each other, but they didn't expect that the "dinner on the plate" would dare to provoke them face to face.A dwarf with a sky piercing bared two rows of yellow teeth and asked in a shrill voice, "Who are you talking to?"

Jiang Miao couldn't help but sneered, "Who else is here besides you?"

Hearing this, Chongtian Jia jumped off the merry-go-round with a "bao", and raised his ax to strike Jiang Miao's Tianling cover.

Jiang Miao saw the timing and dodged sideways, and then dodged directly behind Chong Tianjiao, kicking his ass.Chongtianjiao flew several meters like a meat ball, and rolled several times on the ground.

Seeing this, the other dwarfs on the Trojan Horse froze their wild smiles before, and then changed into a bloodthirsty and cruel expression.

"Grandma's! Brothers, tear him up together!"

Following the bald dwarf's order, all the dwarves jumped off the wooden horse and approached Jiang Miao with an ax in hand.

Jiang Miao whistled at Qichi: "Brother Xiaohua, take it easy."

Qi Chi smiled, and swung a big light wave with a backhand of ten cool and full level two.

In an instant, the dwarves scattered all over the ground like fallen leaves in a strong wind.

"That's it?" Jiang Miao raised his eyebrows, wanting to take the time to light a cigarette.

The bald dwarf got up with the ax in hand, and spat on the ground.He showed two rows of yellow fangs, and his grin widened.

"Looks like he's got some real skills." The bald dwarf flipped back onto the merry-go-round, touched a starter wrench, and slammed it down.

"bass--"

After a piercing whistling sound similar to the microphone approaching the speakers, all the Trojan horses with human faces opened their mouths.A strange, ultra-high-frequency tone came out of their mouths.

The light bulbs around began to flicker with the piercing melody, making people dizzy and nauseated.Jiang Miao felt the world spinning for a while, and the ground under his feet began to sink down suddenly.For a moment, he was like being on a huge trampoline, completely out of balance.

"It's so noisy." Jiang Miao frowned and plugged his ears, forcing himself to stand still.

Seeing the opportunity, the dwarf picked up the ax and slashed at Jiang Miao again.Qi Chi quickly pulled Jiang Miao back, raised his hand to grab the ax in the dwarf's hand, and twisted it in the opposite direction.

"Ah!" The dwarf let go of his hand, and Xichi snatched the ax from his hand.He was shocked immediately, and hurriedly shouted: "Grandma, return the ax to me quickly——!"

"Okay." Qi Chi's lips curled up, and he swung the ax directly on the dwarf's head.The dwarf was instantly split in half, and foul-smelling blood splattered all over the floor.

The color of the Trojan horse over there changed, and then it changed into another face as if it had changed its face.The ear-piercing melody sounded again, and the dirty blood spewed out by the dwarf just now quickly gathered, and then split into more axe dwarfs.

"Brother Hua." Jiang Miao looked at the newly split dwarf and said urgently, "It's an illusion."

Xichi nodded: "The problem should be with those wooden horses."

"Go to the wooden horse." Jiang Xiao shook his silver whip, "I'll deal with them."

Following the words, Jiang Miao clasped his hands together quickly, and he threw the end of the long whip into the air.With the flash of white light, it split into three in an instant.

"Scatter!" Jiang Miao gave an order, and the silver whip broke off from the main body immediately, turning into countless white lights and scattering, trapping a group of dwarves in it.

Xichi took this opportunity to jump to the center of the carousel.He took out a few blood lotus seeds from his bosom and sprinkled them among the wooden horses.The blood lotus seeds pierced into the ground and quickly grew vines, which climbed onto the wooden horses and locked them tightly.

As soon as Qichi's pupils sank, red flames instantly ignited around the vines.

In an instant, the wooden horse let out a shrill scream.

The dwarves here all showed a look of horror when they saw the wooden horse being burned.

Jiang Miao made a "here" sound like teasing a dog, and said with a smile, "Brothers, look at me, don't be distracted."

The dwarves stared at Jiang Miao viciously, and quickly moved towards one of them.A gust of wind blew by, and the bodies of the dwarves merged into one, turning into a huge colorful mask suspended in the air.

"Wow, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah, yah——!"

Seeing this, Jiang Miao laughed, "Hey, can feelings play tricks?"

Face Makeup stared angrily, and suddenly opened its bloody mouth to Jiang Xiao.A burst of sound waves suddenly bounced towards him, Jiang Miao's eyes froze, and he turned sideways to avoid it.The sound wave hit the rockery behind him, and the gravel cracked in time.

"It's my turn." Jiang Miao jumped up to the height of the face.He waved his silver whip and slammed it towards it.A violent storm formed where the silver whip passed by, blowing so many faces of people with different expressions were peeled off from the facial makeup one by one, and gathered in the sky above.

They cursed, howled, and made noises, and the originally quiet playground fell into a din.

At this time, Xichi dodged behind those faces and flicked his index finger to the side.

The ferocious flame instantly turned into a heat wave, devouring everyone's face.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"It's hot! It's hot!"

"Wrong, wrong, wrong, ouch!"

The screams were endless.

"Brother Xiao Hua, save yourself a life, the big boss hasn't been found out yet."

"Understood." Qi Chi stared deeply at the flame, and when he touched it, he slightly hooked his hand, and the flame immediately returned to the blood lotus seeds obediently.

Jiang Miao stepped forward and grabbed a dwarf by the collar: "Tell me, who is your boss?"

The dwarf, who had just seen how powerful Jiang Miao and Qi Chi were, was now trembling with his upper teeth and lower teeth, unable to utter a word for a long time.

Jiang Miao impatiently brought the dwarf in front of him, and threatened in a low voice: "If you guessed correctly, you were all transformed by the yin energy of the mass graves in the past, right? Do you know that there is a thing called a yin roller underneath? It is specially used to throw your things into it, and then the Yin soldiers will push them, grind them into slag round after round, and send them to Hades to plant flowers."

Jiang Miao deliberately used the tone of an adult threatening a child to be obedient and telling him ghost stories, obviously because the dwarf was shaking more violently.

"I, if I tell you, can you not throw me into that car?" The dwarf begged with a mournful face.

Jiang Miao raised his eyebrows: "That depends on your sincerity."

The dwarf looked back at the brothers who were lying all over the ground, swallowed their saliva and said tremblingly at the group of brothers who were still exhaling Yin Qi, "Through, through that forest, there is a man made of red and green plastic cloth. The enclosed shed. Granny, grandma is there!"

"What grandma?" Jiang Xiao asked.

"That's, that's... ah——!!!"

With a cracking sound, the dwarf's stomach suddenly exploded.I saw a black flame swirling out of his belly, and then quickly disappeared into the air.

The dwarf's body shrank little by little, and finally turned into a puddle of sewage.

Seeing that the truth was about to be revealed, he was stopped by the sudden black flame.Jiang Miao thumped the ground with his hands angrily, and cursed, "Damn it."

He was stunned suddenly, and quickly turned to look at Xi Chi behind him and asked, "Is the one just now the same as Hei Yan who destroyed Taoist Zun Shan and Mother Xu Yu at that time?"

"Like."

Jiang Miao put the silver whip back on his wrist, stood up and looked into the depths of the forest, and said with frowned eyebrows, "Could it be that the grandma mentioned by the dwarf is... Taoist Buzhou Mountain?"

At this time, a brisk melody suddenly echoed in the playground.The tune sounds very familiar, it is the kind used in the park in the 8s and 90s to attract tourists to shoot targets or watch performances.

"Ding Dong——I am a young girl in a vase, good at singing and dancing, and hospitable. I can chat with you and accept song requests. Come quickly, the performance is about to begin!"

"Ding Dong——I am a young girl in a vase, good at singing and dancing, and hospitable. I can chat with you and accept song requests. Come quickly, the performance is about to begin!"

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The author has something to say: Have you ever seen a deformed circus in a park when you were young? qwq is just a childhood shadow