I live on the 18th floor of Nether Community

"Heh." Jiang Xiao raised his eyebrows and laughed, "Why, they won't let us go."

"Not allowed to go?" You Ji pulled out the gun from his waist, "Then play with them here."

After he finished speaking, he turned around abruptly, and shot directly at the smiling face clay sculpture that was attacking Jiang Miao.

The bullet passed through the clay body of the smiling face and burrowed into the wall behind it.Unexpectedly, not only did the clay sculpture of the smiling face not fall down, but the bullet holes on its body quickly recovered.

You Ji gasped: "There's no reason!"

"Hahahahaha-!"

The hands of the smiling face clay figure suddenly lifted up, stretched forward stiffly, jumped up and pinched You Ji's neck.

Jiang Miao shook out his silver whip, and lashed out at the clay sculpture of a smiling face.

"woo woo woo woo--!"

At this time, the crying face clay sculpture suddenly jumped behind Jiang Miao, stretched out its sharp nails and scratched at Jiang Miao's back.

"Be careful!" You Ji fired three shots at the crying face clay sculpture and yelled at Jiang Xiao.

As soon as he finished speaking, Qichi instantly moved to the face of the clay sculpture with a crying face, quickly drew a spell, and pushed towards the clay sculpture.

The clay sculpture with a crying face suddenly burst into smoke, and cried violently in it.

"Brother Xiao Hua, you're handsome." Jiang Miao just pulled out a smile, then his face froze again.

The blue smoke gradually disappeared, and the clay sculpture of the crying face returned to its original state.

You Ji turned pale with shock: "Damn, what the hell is this!"

While avoiding the clay sculpture's attack, Jiang Miao quickly said: "The ghost hunting gun, the soul-locking whip, and the spells are all useless to them, so they must not be ordinary things."

A white bone spear appeared in the hands of the four clay sculptures of happiness, anger, crying, and laughing at this time, and they began to move at high speed surrounding the three of them.

"Kill—kill—!"

"Hahahaha--!"

"woo woo woo woo--!"

"Ha ha ha ha--!"

Really, it was so noisy.

Jiang Xiao and You Ji were so dizzy from the piercing voice that they couldn't tell the correct position of the clay sculpture.

"Could they all be from the Beggar Gang!" You Ji said violently, "It looks like a dog beating stick!"

Jiang Miao gritted his teeth and smiled: "Why are you so anxious that you even scolded yourself."

After he finished speaking, his eyes froze, and in the phantom spinning at high speed, the angry clay sculpture suddenly flew towards You Ji.

Jiang Miao pushed You Ji away and stood in front of him.

"Jiang Miao——!" You Ji yelled, but the moment the angry clay sculpture grabbed Jiang Miao's neck, it suddenly let out a cry of extreme fear.

"Ah-!!! Kill--!!!"

The angry clay sculpture screamed and retreated several meters, with a look of fear on his face.The hand that touched Jiang Xiao just now rotted like strong sulfuric acid, emitting a foul smell.

Jiang Xiao's pupils gathered together, could it be? !

He hurriedly opened his jacket pocket, and saw that a handful of the glutinous rice that the crazy old lady stuffed into his pocket earlier had turned black.

"It's a zombie." Xichi's eyes darkened, and he said in a deep voice, "Hold your breath."

Hearing the words, Jiang Xiao and You Ji quickly held their breath.

Sure enough, the four clay sculptures stopped in place at once, and then attacked blindly in the house as if they were blind.

Jiang Miao gave You Ji and Qi Chi a look, and distributed the remaining glutinous rice to the two, gesticulating——

Traditional zombies, traditional countermeasures, sprinkle them with sticky rice, understand?

Xi Chi nodded.

You Ji looked confused:? ? ?

Jiang Xiao took a deep breath, slowed down his hand speed, and continued to gesture——

I count one, two, three, and we attack at the same time.I deal with "smiling", Brother Xiaohua deals with "angry" and "crying", and Sir You just say "smile", understand?

Qi Chi raised the corner of his lower lip to make a clear comparison.

You Ji:? ! ! ! ! !

Jiang Miao stretched out three fingers.

one, two...

You Ji couldn't bear it anymore, and cursed: "Fuck, what the hell do you mean!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the four clay sculptures suddenly turned their heads at the same time and attacked You Ji together.

Jiang Miao gritted his teeth, and Chong Qichi nodded quickly.

Qichi raised the glutinous rice and perfectly hit the angry clay sculpture and the clay sculpture with a crying face. Following another pungent stench, the bodies of the two clay sculptures still festered violently, releasing white foam.

Jiang Miao looked at the timing, grabbed the glutinous rice in his palm, and slammed it at the Xiqi clay sculpture.At the same time, the glutinous rice in You Ji's hand was also thrown towards the happy clay sculpture.

"Fuck! Where are you going to fight!" Jiang Xiao yelled.

You Ji: "Didn't you tell me to hit it!"

"What I asked you to type was "Xiaohaha", not "Smiling! ""

"It's all right for you to be idle, what kind of name do you give them!"

Here, the Xiqi clay figurine was festering all over, but it still screamed and rushed towards Jiang Miao.Jiang Miao dodged it, pulled the Xiqi clay figure by its collar and pulled it back, and then stuffed the last bit of glutinous rice into the Xiqi clay figure's mouth.

"You're welcome!" Jiang Miao raised the chin of the clay sculpture and threw it out.A big hole was burnt out in the throat of the Xiqi clay sculpture in an instant.

There is only "smile haha" left in front of them, but the three of them no longer have glutinous rice in their hands.

You Ji touched Jiang Miao and said, "What should we do now!"

"What should we do? Find a way to get out of the way first!" Jiang Miao dodged the attack of the smiling face clay sculpture, and said in a loud voice, "They will recover soon, go back and get those glutinous rice and peach wood swords. Everything is ready, let's fight again!"

"woo woo woo woo--!"

"Hahahaha--!"

"Ha ha ha ha--!"

"Kill—! Kill—!"

Jiang Miao sighed: "It's too late, isn't the blood tank full too fast?"

"Damn it, fight them!" You Ji drew his gun and pointed at the four clay sculptures, gritted his teeth and said, "The majestic Hell is stationed in the underworld, can we really confess here?"

"Brother, there are no zombies in the underworld! I haven't seen this thing for many years." Although Jiang Miao said so, he held the silver whip tightly in his hand.

"Hello." With two crisp slaps, Qi Chi's deep laughter came from beside Jiang Xiao.

I saw him lightly slapped his palms twice, and said relaxedly: "Come here."

His tone was more like teasing a dog than a zombie.

When the four clay sculptures heard the noise, they immediately focused on Xichi.With their arms stiffened, they jumped towards Qichi together.

Xi Chi looked away, pulled out a thin black shiny thread from his cuff, and shot the black liquid on the thread towards the clay sculpture like a slingshot.

When the clay sculpture touched the black juice, it screamed and backed away in fear.

"Don't run." Qi Chi twitched his lips and quickly went up to him.

He gently stroked the black thread, and the thread was instantly covered with a dark red halo.Immediately, as if he had become conscious, he flew towards the four clay sculptures and quickly entangled them.

"what--!!!"

The screams resounded through the shrine, and once the black threads entangled the clay sculptures, they fell into their bodies. The clay sculptures immediately began to foam again, and the whole body began to explode wildly as if they had been buried with an explosive point. .

"What's that?" You Ji asked.

"Like ink fountain thread." Jiang Xiao narrowed his eyes, "Where did he get it?"

"Shengmo is honest, don't be deceived into bending straight." Xichi said as he walked slowly to the altar of Taoist Zunshan, "Therefore, the extremely pure and extremely yang is perfect for dealing with zombies."

He raised the stick and took out a few damp and faded yellow papers from underneath.Then he bit his thumb, quickly drew a rune with blood, and clamped the rune on his fingertip.

"go."

Qi Chi opened his mouth lightly, and the rune swished, flying towards the four clay sculptures, right in the middle of their foreheads.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

The 360-degree three-dimensional surround noise stopped abruptly, and the shrine returned to silence again.

……

After a while, Jiang Miao silently swallowed his saliva and said, "Brother Xiaohua, you still catch zombies?"

Qi Chi smiled faintly: "It's also drawn from memory."

"Where did you get the ink fountain thread?"

"The old lady fell on the ground just now, so I just took it."

Jiang Miao: "..." Is it smooth again?

"I'm not familiar with drawing this talisman, so I don't know how long it will last. Let's get out of here first." Qi Chi said.

Jiang Miao nodded, "Alright."

After he finished speaking, he turned and walked to the door, and pushed the door open.

"Ouch, I'm going!"

As soon as Jiang Miao turned around, he almost bumped into someone.He raised his eyes and saw that it was the crazy old lady just now.

The old lady raised her arm stiffly, pointed at Qi Chi and said quietly, "Is my stuff with you...give it back to me!"

"Sorry." Qi Chi glanced at the four clay sculptures and said softly, "I'll give you a new one another day."

The crazy old lady glanced in the direction Xichi was looking at, her pupils dilated instantly, and her breath became heavy.

Her knees softened, and she fell to her knees on the ground with a thud: "The Heavenly Master Zunshan came to the world, the Heavenly Master Zunshan came to the world!"

Jiang Miao and You Ji looked at each other, their eyes full of doubts.

Qichi helped the old lady up, and said softly, "You have mistaken the person."

"The corpse has changed... I am the only living person left in Wutong Village..." The crazy old lady began to murmur incoherently again, "They are not alive... one by one, from the ground Crawled out from the bottom, jumping and jumping in the village... a handful of glutinous rice to keep safe, safe..."

The old lady pushed Xichi away, walked tremblingly in front of the statue of Taoist Zunshan, knelt down with her hands folded, and kowtowed her head.Mouth murmured, and couldn't hear exactly what he was saying.

"The old lady's brain is not clear, let's take her out first." Jiang Xiao frowned and said, "Take her to Heluo together at dawn, and find a hospital to see."

"Then what should we do now? You can't sleep outside." You Ji asked with a frown.

"In an advanced village, even if it's a deserted village, there should be a house or something." Jiang Xiao said as he helped the old lady up, and helped her go out.

The old lady seemed to like Jiang Miao very much, and she followed him obediently.He also gently touched Jiang Miao's face with his withered and old hands, and smiled foolishly: "Good grandson."

"Let's go, grandma." Jiang Xiao shook his head and coaxed casually.

The crazy old lady turned her head and waved at Qichi, calling, "You go too, grandson-in-law."

At the end, I still don't forget to glance at the upstream season: "Dahuang, follow up."

You Ji: "???"

……

The author has something to say: Shengmo is honest, and should not be deceived into being straight. ——From: "Book of Rites"

Only with this story, I pay tribute to the eternal hero in my heart, Master Lin Zhengying, and the era when there were many "zombie movies" to watch qwq