Botmaster

The big cattail fan stopped at the door of Danfang, Ziqing put Tong Wu down, put away the fan and led him in.

It is said to be Danfang, but it is actually a small independent courtyard with the same orientation as Yan Jingchen’s place, but there are differences in layout and floor area. The door the two of them walked through just now is the main entrance of Danfang’s courtyard, and the door plaque is concise and concise The word "Danfang" in it.

There was already a thick layer of snow in the yard at this moment, and every step I took would not reach my calf, and the two of them had four legs, poking countless snow holes in the snow.

Ziqing said: "The snow has just fallen, and it is still soft. Xiaowu, you are from the south, have you never seen snow?"

Tong Wu shook his head and said, "I've seen it before, when I went to Beijing for the exam."

"Oh." After hearing this, Ziqing nodded dully in response.

The courtyard of Danfang doesn't look very big in mid-air, but actually standing in it, you can feel that the area is not small. The huge field is covered with white snow at the moment, and you can't see anything.

Ziqing said: "This courtyard is very functional, I will introduce it to you another day, the snow is too heavy today."

"it is good."

Tong Wu followed Ziqing across the yard, two steps slower than him, watching him swaying in a green army coat from behind, like a walking Christmas tree.

Ziqing is a very interesting person, Tong Wu thought to himself.

"Hurry up, hurry up, slow down, can't you walk anymore?" Ziqing in front urged.

"Here we come." Tong Wu rolled his eyes at Ziqing, quickened his pace, and followed him to two half-closed doors.

Tong Wu sniffled, and there was a scent wafting from the room, "What kind of smell, it smells so good!"

Hearing this, Ziqing showed a rather surprised expression, and while letting Tong Wu enter the room sideways, said: "It's all the smell of medicinal materials, I thought you wouldn't like it."

"Why, it smells good."

"...Because there is an element of exorcism in it."

Tong Wu: "..."

Tong Wu instantly understood what Ziqing meant, but he really didn't feel disgusted with this smell at all, on the contrary, he liked it very much.

Ziqing followed behind him, shaking off the snow from the military overcoat, casually threw it on the hook on the wall, kicked back the door, and kicked the door firmly.

Tong Wu: "..."

"You are really lazy." Tong Wu said.

"If you can't do it, don't do it. As the saying goes, a gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't do it."

"What the hell!" Tong Wu exploded, this sentence is not so understandable, okay?

Ziqing laughed loudly, swaying from side to side like a pendulum, taking off his military coat, he looked like a bald Christmas tree again.

Tong Wu looked at him for a while, touched his chin and said seriously: "Christmas for foreigners is coming soon, do you want any presents? Can I buy a golden five-pointed star for you?"

"..." Ziqing thought for a while before he knew what he meant, and then he rolled his eyes maliciously and counterattacked: "Okay! Buy some colored lights and so on, and I will put on a military coat and hang colored lights later. , the golden five-pointed star above the head is standing in the brother's room, and it will be used as a light bulb for you two."

"Screw you."

"It's still a talking humanoid self-propelled Christmas tree. It's high-end and upscale. This is the only one without a semicolon!"

The two laughed and quarreled for a while, and finally they didn't feel so stiff. Although monks are not afraid of cold and heat, the climate in Kunlun Mountain is a bit abnormal...

"Sit casually, lie down and sit casually, I'll go find something to eat." Ziqing waved her hand into the room, and she slipped into a small room next door.

Tong Wu: "...Did you forget that I can't eat anything? Is this the rhythm for me to watch you eat?"

Hearing this, Ziqing smiled embarrassedly and said: "I forgot, I'm sorry. Well, I'll study something you can eat another day, and let's just eat some pills today."

Ziqing took out a lot of snacks from the small room, and handed Tongwu a glass jar, which contained black things.

"What is this?" Tong Wu took it over and asked.

"Mai Lisu." Ziqing replied.

"What?"

"It's nothing, it's a tonic, sweet, you have a taste."

Instigated by Ziqing, Tong Wu twisted one and put it in his mouth, his eyes lit up in an instant—sweet, fragrant, delicious!

"It's delicious!" Ziqing chuckled, "You can't stop the medicine, if you like it, take more."

So this afternoon, while chatting with Ziqing in Ziqing's room, Tong Wu ate the tonic as a snack. When he found out, he had already eaten half of the can.

……

Tong Wu burped, expressing that he could not eat any more for fear of nosebleeds.

"Don't be afraid. If you have a nosebleed, you can lick it back by yourself. Drinking your own blood is not blood-sucking, right? The fat and water don't flow to outsiders' fields, and the wool comes out of the sheep. It's good."

"...Your level of illiteracy is outrageous." Tong Wu complained.

"It's fine if you think about it."

"..."

His mouth stopped, and Tong Wu remembered that he hadn't visited Ziqing's room carefully, and the two of them just sat on the sofa talking nonsense this afternoon, without moving their buttocks.

He turned his head and looked at Ziqing's room, which was in a modern style completely different from Yan Jingchen's antique room.

The hard decoration of the room is very simple, but some thought has been put into the soft decoration, so that people can tell at a glance that this is a boy's room. There is a TV on the wall, an xbox on the TV cabinet below, and numbers on the handmade carpet in front of it. There is a big pillow, and the game controller is thrown casually on the carpet.

"What is this?" Tong Wu asked, pointing to the xbox.

"Oh, this one, a game console!" Ziqing became interested, pulled Tong Wu to sit on the carpet, gave him a handle and said, "Do you want to play games, I'll teach you how to play."

"Okay!" Tong Wu was also eager to try, very interested in these new gadgets.

The two of them sat on the carpet and played happily. The room was warm and comfortable, and it was night in the blink of an eye.

After another round ended, Ziqing threw the handle and said: "I don't play anymore, I lose to you every time, it's boring."

"...How can you not win many times at the beginning?"

"Because you weren't familiar with how to play at first! Tong Xiaowu, are you from the Qing Dynasty? Why do you learn things that modern people play very quickly?"

Tong Wu shrugged innocently and said, "I don't know either, probably because I'm very smart and a top student!"

Ziqing quit, lay down on the carpet and began to play tricks.

Tong Wu imitated his appearance and fell on the carpet, looked at him with one hand on his head and said, "You really look like Xiao Shou, Lai Pi Shou, eh!"

"No way, you're the one who suffers!" Ziqing jumped up, defending herself.

Tong Wu chuckled, his expression explained what he was thinking at the moment.

Ziqing's heart is broken, broken!

Thinking of him as the majestic head of the alchemy room of the Kunlun School, his alchemy skills are outstanding in the cultivation world, who would not give him some face when he sees him?Who didn't hold a lot of money and begged him to give him the elixir?He was so domineering, yet he was called a petty shou by his brother and sister-in-law, and he was a rogue shou!This world is so unfair!Xueba's satire is simply irrefutable!

Hey, it's fine for me to admit that I'm a victim, but God, you're going to give me an attack!

Seeing him twisting and turning on the carpet, Tong Wu couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth with his ever-changing expression, and asked, "Dare to ask, brother, this year's Guigeng?"

Hearing this, Ziqing tilted her head and thought for a while before saying: "I can't remember, five or six hundred years old? Probably more than..."

"...It's the age of the old monster, is it really good to be so cute?"

"..."

There is a saying that Ziqing dare not say, but only dares to think in her heart - a brother and sister-in-law with a poisonous tongue really hurts!What's the matter that such a brother and sister-in-law can't be hated by others!The heartthrob type is so annoying.

After arguing for a long while, Ziqing hugged the pillow and rubbed against Tongwu, and sat cross-legged.

Tong Wu: "???"

"To be honest, I have a question I want to ask you, Xiaowu, can you answer me?"

"What's the question, let's talk about it first, and I'll consider whether to answer it." Tong Wu was not fooled by him, and was very vigilant.

"Oh, I just want to ask, have you and my senior brother... Have you ever had 'that'?"

"that?"

"that is……"

Ziqing, who was usually insane, was now very embarrassed. He was ashamed to speak, so he made a movement.

He made an "ok" gesture with his left hand, and then used his right index finger to pass through the circle formed by the index finger of his left thumb, with an ambiguous expression.

"... Don't you think such a question is too boring? It seems that you don't care about your business, right?" Tong Wu said while practicing Tai Chi.

"Don't care about my business! I care about my senior brother, you who I consider my confidant!"

"Is it caring or gossip?" Tong Wu asked back.

"Ah... a bit..." Ziqing bumped Tongwu with her shoulder, "Say it, if you don't tell me, I'll treat you as below!"

Hearing this, Tong Wu returned the ambiguous smile to Zi Qing, and said, "Judging whether a person is superior or inferior is not based on appearance. Your senior brother looks like Gong?"

"Ah..." Ziqing let out a sigh of unknown meaning, but she was thinking in her heart: at least it looks more like Gong than you.

The two fell silent, lying side by side on the carpet and looking at the roof, Tong Wu imitated Zi Qing's appearance, holding the pillow in his arms, feeling particularly safe.

"That's great." Tong Wu said suddenly.

"what?"

"I said, it's great, like now, I can still open my eyes to see the world, with Yan Jingchen here, and good friends like you, it seems that because of you, the pain of becoming a zombie has become insignificant."

Ziqing reached out and grabbed Tong Wu's hand resting on the pillow, and said solemnly: "Tong Xiaowu, just for you, tomorrow I will start researching the things you can eat, live longer, and let's work together Eat food from all over the world.”

"it is good."

It is really interesting to play with Ziqing. There are many interesting things in his room. From ancient times to the present, from the West to the East, he has preserved all kinds of exquisite things very well. Some things have gone through two or three hundred years. Years later, it is still as new.

Fiddled with an antique chess set in his hand, Tong Wu couldn't help sighing: "Ziqing, your senior brother once said that monks often die, but I didn't expect this sentence to be true for you."

Ziqing: "... Is brother's dog mouth okay?"

After a while, Ziqing asked again: "By the way, did you tell Senior Brother that you will stay at my place tonight?"

"Oops, I forgot!" Tong Wu jumped up to find his mobile phone to send Yan Jingchen a WeChat message.