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Tong Wu didn't know what Yan Jingchen was doing behind his back, so he wanted to turn around to have a look. It was fine if he didn't move, but when he moved, his waist and hips twisted, and the decorative little fur ball on his buttocks trembled immediately. trembled twice...

"Pfft..." Yan Jingchen behind him made a strange sound, and stretched out his hand to hold down Tong Wu who was about to turn around.

"What's wrong?" Tong Wu asked.

"It's okay, I'm choking, just take it easy." Yan Jingchen replied in a low voice.

Tong Wu: "..."

If you talk like this and say it's okay, who will believe it?Tong Wu sniffed anxiously, as if he smelled a strange smell.

Forcibly breaking away from Yan Jingchen and turning his head while pressing his hand, Tong Wu was shocked by what he saw.

Yan Jingchen covered his mouth and nose with one hand, and there was blood oozing from between his fingers——Ah’s nosebleeds gushed out too much, and it leaked from his fingers. The strange sound of emotion just now was because he was choked by his own nosebleed...and also drunk up.

Seeing Tong Wu seeing his embarrassment, Yan Jingchen smiled, but his mouth was covered so he couldn't see the expression clearly, that is, he could judge some expressions from the crooked eyes.

"..." Tong Wu stared at him speechlessly for a few seconds before he said in a bad mood, "I told you not to stay up all night working all the time. Look, you're getting a nosebleed from being tired!"

"Hehe..." Yan Jingchen laughed dryly, and really wanted to explain that the reason for his nosebleed was not from staying up late at work.

Tong Wu pulled Yan Jingchen to sit down, twisted a wet towel to wipe his nosebleed, and Yan Jingchen's nosebleed had stopped at this time.

After poking his nose, Tong Wu turned and left with the towel.

The cosplay costume on her body hadn't been changed yet, but when she turned around, the little fur ball adorning her buttocks trembled again.

"Pfft..." Yan Jingchen choked on the nosebleed that gushed out again.

Choking on nosebleeds twice in one night, Yan Jingchen felt that he was not tired from staying up all night as Wu said, but was full of energy. Spraying some nosebleeds would help him express his excessive energy, which is also considered An alternative way to relieve stress.

However, it was a kind of torture for Tong Wu to suffer from such a large amount of nosebleeds.

Tong Wu is a zombie, he should have lived by sucking blood, because he is not very willing to suck blood subjectively, so he tried all kinds of methods to suppress the desire for blood, but he is still a zombie in essence, extremely sensitive to blood.Yan Jingchen had already smelled the smell when he had a nosebleed for the first time, but he was able to restrain himself at that time. This second nosebleed spurt immediately revealed Tong Wu's true colors.

Tong Wu felt his gums suddenly swell, as if something had squeezed his original teeth and struggled to get out of the gums.

This feeling is really sour!Cool!none!Compare!

The kind of vigorous struggle that seemed to be desperately trying to break through all the shackles, and the determination to fight against fate made Tongwu extremely painful.

For the first time in nearly 200 years, he has zombified while awake, with two tusks revealed in the bright interior lights.

"Damn it, why did I suddenly transform?" Yan Jingchen asked while wiping the nosebleed.

Tong Wu shook his head: "You Phuket Island? It's not because of your nosebleed."

"Oh……"

There was no need to wash the towel, so it was stuffed into Yan Jingchen's hand, and Tong Wu went into the bathroom alone.

Looking at himself in the mirror, he was a little strange and a little dazed—this was the first time he could clearly see his zombified self.

Red pupils, sharp fangs that poke on the lower lip, and a pale face are all standard equipment for a vampire zombie, but Bao Bao's cheeks discount his zombie temperament, making him a zombie after zombification. The gorgeous face softened a little, making it look cute.

After looking at himself for a while, Tong Wu took out his toothbrush, squeezed toothpaste and prepared to brush his teeth.

This is really "nowhere to find when you break through the iron shoes, and it doesn't take much effort to get it", thinking that he desperately wanted to know how to turn out the zombie's teeth a few days ago, even asking for help on this stupid thing on the forum They did everything, but there was no answer, who would have thought that Yan Jingchen had a nosebleed today, so he would have done it.

Brushing his teeth that hadn't been cleaned for nearly 200 years, Tong Wu was very careful, wishing to brush his fangs thinner.

After brushing his teeth, because his lips could not be closed and he couldn't rinse his mouth, Tong Wu had to pour water into his mouth to clean it, and then put the two zombie teeth under the faucet to rinse. After ten minutes, the zombie teeth were finally wiped. Cleaned up.

The little zombie who loves cleanliness finally got his wish.

Yan Jingchen, who stopped the bleeding outside the door again, watched the whole process, and was so adorable by the way Tong Wu brushed his teeth seriously.

Even if the person you like farts, it is delicious. This is the true and passionate portrayal of Yan Jingchen's heart at the moment.

After washing up, Tong Wu saw Yan Jingchen standing by the door from the mirror, and the nosebleed was stopped again.

"Has the bleeding stopped? Is it still bleeding?"

"No more." Yan Jingchen shook his head.

"Give me the towel, I'll wash it." Tong Wu turned to get the towel, the hairball on his butt trembled again, Yan Jingchen could see it clearly in the mirror.

This time he managed to live up to his expectations, and sucked his nose a few times desperately, but he didn't let the nosebleed flow out.

Tong Wu didn't know the reason of Yan Jingchen's nosebleed until a long time later, he couldn't laugh or cry.

That night Yan Jingchen stayed at Tongwu's place, but he didn't cling to him like an octopus as usual. The two slept together, and he stayed a little away from Tongwu, fearing that he would be too close to hold him. Nosebleeds again, just couldn't help but become animalistic.

Although they can practice dual cultivation between Taoist couples, Yan Jingchen hopes that it will be a matter of mutual love and my wish, instead of unilaterally taking the initiative like today.

The next day, Tong Wu got up early in the morning, saying that he wanted to wash and iron the cosplay clothes before wearing them.

Yan Jingchen didn't care about him, anyway, children are very proficient in using life-related spells recently, and functional spells are also at their fingertips, and they have made great progress.

Sure enough, his costume was already dry before the offline event started in the afternoon.

The little fur ball was still poking at Yan Jingchen's cute spot, and with the trembling of the fur ball, Yan Jingchen felt his heart tremble.

Because of the success of the last offline event, the players got soft hands with surrounding gifts, and this offline event at Kunlun Internet Café was also very popular. In addition, this time the publicity has been greatly improved, and many of them are aiming at the new sect. The players who came from the announcement crowded the counter, making Tong Wu very busy.

Whenever these people are crowded, Tan Xin will take the initiative to help. He is in charge of the cashier, and Tong Wu is in charge of issuing the Internet card.

This time, Kunlun Internet Café and the game planning company jointly launched the themed Internet card, which was touted by many game players, and many monks who could not get to the event site expressed their desire for online shopping and collection.

Buying and buying what they love makes them lose money, but buys a precious favorite. Even if they don't go to the Internet cafe to use this commemorative Internet card, it doesn't matter.

The event officially started, and the specially hired showgirls stood in every corner of the huge Internet cafe. With the guidance of the host, all the processes were carried out in an orderly manner. At the same time, they interacted with the players who were a bit reserved at the beginning, encouraging They go to play games and get prizes.

The atmosphere in the Internet cafe gradually heated up, until the new body silhouette was announced, and the scene was boiling.

Tong Wu, who had been watching from the sidelines since the beginning of the event, attracted the attention of the players. To his surprise, the one who noticed him was a well-behaved female monk, a very gentle person, who ran over to ask him Was it a new body type of clothing? After getting a positive answer, he immediately screamed excitedly.

"Ahhh! So cute, the new body shape is so cute, this young hero, you are so cute~"

The scream of the female monk has attracted a lot of attention. The number of female players in this game has increased significantly recently. It was not obvious when the card was sold just now. Wu’s inner activities are like this——

I am kind, I have a kind heart, Yan Jingchen come and save me!

However, today Yan Jingchen was called back to the sect because of an emergency, so he was unable to rescue Tong Wu.

With the cute hairballs on his buttocks, Tong Wu was pulled back and forth by a group of female monks. You took pictures and I pulled hairs. The tossing host watched and wanted to maintain the order of the scene and continue the process. Try Tried three times and ended in failure.

The showgirls at the scene didn't dare to maintain order, for fear that a wrong hand would hurt the fellow daoist, and it would be difficult to explain when they meet in the future.

When the offline activities can be resumed, Tongwu's hair is messy, and the clothes on his body have become wrinkled, not to mention the hairball on his buttocks. He is almost bald after being pulled. I want to take it off and take it home to play.

Tong Wu couldn't understand their thoughts, the fans were too scary!

Later, the host, who managed to get back to the rhythm, put in all his energy and launched several small climaxes in succession to encourage everyone to buy new peripherals. Taking a chance to catch his breath, he rushed back to the room and changed his clothes.

"Huh..." Tong Wu let out a long breath, straightened his collar, and returned to the event site.

After changing the cosplay suit, although some female players still came to take pictures with him, but compared to the previous madness and losing their minds, it is much better now, so Tong Wu did not refuse the request of those female monks, and obediently cooperated I did it all.

Later, when Yan Jingchen's younger brothers and sisters found out about this, Hong Sui took the brunt of molesting Tong Wu and said, "I didn't expect our Xiao Wu to be so charismatic, and he can kill all age groups."

Tong Wu said: Hehe, it's true when you say it, who knows what age group of female monks are under the skin of those [-]-year-olds. I don't respect the old, the future of the cultivation world is very worrying.

On the same day, after another unprecedentedly successful offline event, there were still many unsatisfied players who stayed at the scene and hoped that Tong Wu would change into the cosplay suit just now and take a group photo with them. Wu hastily refused, he was really afraid that once he agreed to the players' request, he might have to lose all his skin to get out.

Later, Chief Manager Tian contacted Yan Jingchen, saying that after the event that day, after Tong Wu's photos went out, the number of registered female players in the game increased rapidly, and he reached his expected goal in a short period of time. He was very happy and satisfied. The implication is to seek a third activity.

Tong Wu, who was eavesdropping on Yan Jingchen's phone, quickly waved his hands, and Yan Jingchen rejected Mr. Tian's invitation, and the cooperation between the two parties came to an end.

Of course, Yan Jingchen did this out of selfish motives. Later, he specially asked the disciple in charge of clothing in the Kunlun School to imitate a set of cosplay clothes, and specifically told that there must be no less fur balls.

Such a cute fur ball, Yan Jingchen wanted to grab it all by himself.