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Lan Yue managed to stop coughing, raised his head to meet Shang Tongwu's serious and concerned eyes, and suddenly coughed again dimly.

Tong Wu: "...Are you sure you're okay? If you cough like this, don't you have tuberculosis!"

Lan Yue couldn't understand his brother and sister-in-law's mind at all, not to mention that he is a monk who protects his body and won't get sick, even if he really got tuberculosis, the medical technology of this era may not be able to cure this little tuberculosis ?Why did my brother and sister-in-law look at me with such compassionate eyes, as if I was dying soon...

My dear brother and sister-in-law!Promise me, don't set a flag if you have nothing to do!

After finally stopping his coughing, after Tong Wu's repeated confirmation, Lan Yue almost swore to the sky to convince Tong Wu that he was really not sick.

Some words are really embarrassing to say, the most sick person in the Kunlun School is actually the elder brother of the sect leader!

Seeing that Lan Yue was fine, Tong Wu ignored him, turned around and continued surfing the Internet by himself.

While he wasn't paying attention, Lan Yue moved his chair lightly and moved a few centimeters closer to Tong Wu, then without him noticing, he continued to drag the chair and rubbed it against Tong Wu's side in a devil's pace, quietly A few seconds later, he suddenly asked: "Tong Wu, what are you looking at?" Of course, you can't really say the title brother and sister, just shout it in your heart.

Tong Wu was taken aback by the voice that suddenly appeared in his ear, and his whole body stiffened severely, before slowly turning his head to look at Lan Yue, "Why did you speak suddenly, I scared the baby to death... "

Lan Yue: "..."

Who didn't say it suddenly, should we put a trailer first?Also, what the hell is scaring this baby to death? Brother and sister-in-law really have been in this crazy section for too long, so they can infect this weird way of speaking. We have to get him out of this section quickly, and learn the knowledge of self-cultivation. It's time to go to the orthodox board, and if you don't want to ask yourself, ask Hong Sui and your brother, it's more reliable than asking for help on the forum!

Lan Yue cleared his throat and said, "I'm going to talk."

"you say……"

"Tong Wu, are you surfing the Internet?"

"...Yes." Is this nonsense, even a blind person can see it!

"On the Daomen Wuyou Net?"

"Ah."

"Oh... so what board are you on?"

Tong Wu didn't understand why he asked this, he looked back at the screen and said, "Nonsense section."

"..." With such an unreliable board name, brother and sister-in-law, you are still a god if you can persist in shopping, "Actually, this board is really not that reliable, it's really talking nonsense, Tongwu, you better not Good to keep going."

"Really? I always think it's pretty good." Tong Wu showed an incredible expression. Usually, he just dived to watch, and felt that it was reasonable to stand on the heads of those great gods, so he would post here today. help.

"No, what you see is just an illusion. The people who hang around in this forum are either ordinary people or magic sticks..." Lan Yue revealed the truth of the matter in a heartbroken manner.

"..."

"Really, you believe me." Lan Yue had a habitual facial paralysis, and it was so difficult to make some trustworthy expressions at this moment.

Tong Wu was silent for a few seconds, he really couldn't accept the fact that he had been deceived for so long by a forum full of magic sticks, and he even stupidly posted a post on the forum asking for help.Although he believed in Lan Yue in his heart, he still couldn't hold back his face. He turned his head arrogantly and asked, "How do you know that the forums are full of magic sticks? What evidence do you have?"

While being arrogant, he prayed in his heart that Lan Yue would give him a step down.

"You don't need evidence, think about it, who in the cultivation world doesn't know that you are a unique corpse repairer, if you come out and ask how to brush a zombie's teeth, there must be a lot of people watching? Maybe they will talk to you Come up with an idea, but the god sticks in the nonsense section may not necessarily know you, they will only give some answers that you don't want at the same time as they are curious about the 'zombies'." After finishing speaking, Lan Yue felt a little guilty, Fortunately, his face was paralyzed enough, so it seemed an understatement to let him peek at it openly.

At this moment, the icon in the lower right corner of the webpage suddenly flashed several times, reminding Tongwu that someone came to follow the post.

Tong Wu's heart was broken, but the post was still to be read. He refreshed the webpage, and then read it carefully——

Floor 1: Yo, this is the first time a zombie appears on this forum, is lz a female zombie or a male zombie?Take a photo!

Floor 2: I came in when I saw a zombie. Why do zombies have to brush their teeth?

Floor 3: Hello zombies, I just want to ask, do your zombies really drink blood?

……

10th floor: Don't bully lz upstairs, he is here to ask for help!Hello friend zombie, what brand of toothpaste do you like to use? The xx brand toothpaste sold by our company is not bad, it can effectively clean dental calculus and relieve periodontitis...

Seeing this, Tong Wu rushed to the street and closed the page with one click.

Tong Wu: "..."

"Tong Wu?" Lan Yue called him tentatively.

"Ok?"

"Are you okay?" Could it be that he was hit by his bluntness? This kid doesn't look like the kind of fragile person.

In fact, Tong Wu didn't suffer too much, but he wanted face too much, and felt that it was a bit embarrassing.

He looked at Lan Yue for a while, and he couldn't help laughing first, "I'm fine, I just feel a little embarrassed, how can I say..." scratching his hair, Tong Wu continued: "As a zombie, I don't know how to expose the zombie's teeth, it sounds like an idiot, I'm too embarrassed to ask Yan Jingchen."

Lan Yue suddenly realized that brother and sister-in-law were trying too hard to save face.

By accident, Lan Yue said, "I'm sorry to ask senior brother, but you can ask me."

"Ask you? Do you know how to expose zombie teeth? I have been troubled for a long time. These two teeth have not been brushed for more than 100 years. I can't bear it!"

"...I can't see that Tong Wu, you are still a zombie with only a cleanliness." These words are coupled with Lan Yue's paralyzed face, and the joy is multiplied.

Tong Wu already knew that Yan Jingchen's younger brothers and sisters all spoke with their own characteristics, straight to the bottom of their hearts, and hit every shot.

He was embarrassed for a moment, and then remembered his identity, after all, he was also the brother and sister-in-law of this group of brats!So what if they are younger than them, the identity is there!So today the very arrogant Tongwu kid coughed, raised his voice slightly and asked, "Why, you can't have cleanliness?"

"Of course not. It's a good thing to love cleanliness. You can continue."

"So, can you give a constructive answer to the question of how to expose the zombie's teeth?"

Lan Yue pondered, and replied: "Yes! Yes!"

"Oh?"

"My answer is... about the matter of exposing zombie teeth, you should ask your brother! He must know more about this than me. If you are embarrassed, I can call for you." Lan Yue said in a Chinese voice After the host finished speaking this sentence, he quickly took out his mobile phone.

That's right, the people of the Kunlun School are so cool, what kind of sound-transmitting talisman do you use to make a call, boy!

It's just that before Lan Yue could press the dial button, Tong Wu's claws stretched out and grabbed his wrist, "Wait, I'll tell him myself."

"Oh?"

"It's more stupid to ask someone else to convey this kind of thing on your behalf than to say it yourself. Don't bother you, I will do it myself."

"Okay then." Lan Yue put down the phone, and said to himself, senior brother, that's all I can help you with. How to make brother and sister-in-law open their hearts to you in the future is up to you!

You read that right, Lanyue with a paralyzed face cared so much about his senior brother in his heart, and walked around in countless twists and turns, it was simply full of scheming towards his senior brother.

After Tong Wu drank the bowl of hot chicken soup cooked by Lan Yue, he remembered that Lan Yue seemed to be very familiar with the topic of "nonsense", so he asked about it.

"I'm not very familiar with it. I just go up and look at it every month. If there is no prohibited content, I will not care too much."

"???"

Looking at the inexplicable brother and sister-in-law, Lan Yue chuckled, "Tong Wu, don't you know?"

"Meh~~~?"

"About Daomen Wuyou.com."

"I know." Tong Wu said: "Isn't it the largest portal website in the cultivation world, and it is open to ordinary people at the same time. You can find sects, masters, caves, buy magic weapons, collect cheat books, and learn experience. You can all go to the Daomen Wuyou.com !"

"However, you don't know that the boss of this largest portal is the brother in charge."

"Pfft!" Tong Wu sprayed all of a sudden, what the hell!

Watching Tong Wu, who was really hit this time, leave, Lan Yue wanted to laugh, but his facial paralysis stopped everything.

When Tong Wu returned to the room, he couldn't recover from the shock for a long time. The boss of Daomen Wuyou.com turned out to be Yan Jingchen!

Heaven and earth!Why is it Yan Jingchen!Since Yan Jingchen is the boss of Daomen Wuyou.com, he must also know that the "nonsense" section is really nonsense. There have been so many times when he sat behind him and watched himself surfing the Internet, watching himself in the Internet. Browsing nonsense, why didn't he come to stop it!

Tongwu's heart is broken, it feels like being cheated by the person he loves the most, but who can be blamed?If you want to blame it, blame him for knowing little and not daring to ask. He is not good at learning and can't tell right from wrong. He deserves to be cheated.

Tong Wu, who was full of self-blame, vowed to work hard, so he dug out the "Fu Jian".

This book was gifted by Yan Jingchen at the beginning, but after being injured by the corpse that appeared inexplicably that time, Tong Wu was very reluctant to read this book again, and reading it now, it is really a kind of vague pain and hatred I feel extremely jealous when I meet each other.Tong Wu threw "Fu Jian" on the table, and slapped it with a "slap".

"Look if I won't teach you a good lesson, you little goblin." Confident, Tong Wu finished sharpening the ink, wet the nib, and turned to the first page of the book, intending to start over from the introductory chapter.

Tong Wu is a very serious person, either he doesn't do it, or he puts a lot of energy into it. He is even more concerned about drawing symbols.

Seeing that it was getting late, Tong Wu decided to take a rest, so that he could get up early tomorrow to continue practicing.

After washing, Tong Wu lay down on the bed and fell asleep quickly. After he fell into a deep sleep, the fragments of the Kunlun mirror hanging around his neck came out of his collar by itself. At this moment, it brought a piece of pure sky blue, and small fragments floated above Tongwu's head, shining dazzlingly.