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Tong Wu held the computer book and read it with great interest. Occasionally, when guests came to the door, he put down the book to receive the guests.

To say that this Kunlun Internet Cafe is also interesting, it is obviously a place that only accepts monks and is not open to ordinary people, but the software installed in the computer is all common to ordinary people, chat software such as xx, yy, etc. The blog shortcut is placed in a conspicuous position on the desktop, and there are various popular online game icons listed among them. The only one related to the cultivation world is probably the website called "Daomen Wuyou".

It is said that it is the largest portal website in the cultivation world, where you can buy a house, rent a house, trade second-hand, and recruit.

With curiosity, Tong Wu went to Taoist Wuyou once, and was overwhelmed by the content inside. What kind of new Dongfu has outstanding people and good land, which is helpful for cultivation? The overall sale of Jiefei Shengfu Land is not 89999, let alone 9999, the hardcover only costs 99999, and you can move in with your bag, making you only one step away from becoming a fairy!

In addition to the caves for sale, there are also caves for rent on the website...

Seeing those extremely provocative words being magnified, bolded and filled with bright colors, Tong Wu only felt a severe pain in his eyes - being blinded by the flash.

At the same time, he couldn't help but feel a sense of curiosity: what does the so-called Ascension Land of the Spiritual Realm look like.

Curiosity drove him to click on the sale link of the so-called land surrounded by mountains and rivers, which can overcome calamities and ascend to blessings, and then he was deeply shocked by the scene in the picture-it was a vast land slope, and the slope was sparsely populated. The grass was green and yellow, but the one that successfully got the close-up was a hole in the soil under the crooked-neck tree.

"..." Could it be that this is the legendary Da Neng Dongfu?Judging by the size of the hole, Da Neng might be a gopher spirit...

Looking at the hazy mountain behind the slope, there are obvious traces of PS, plus the small black ditch beside the slope... You can smell the stench coming from it through the screen...

This is the legendary "Yangshanbangshui" you deceive a fool!Tong Wu couldn't believe it. People in the cultivation world have too much money and no place to use it. It's because many people become stupid after taking pills. Such a broken place can help people soar, and a sow can climb that crooked neck tree OK?

However, he guessed half right. There are not a few people who are stupid after taking pills, but not many people are rich.

The home buying and selling section of Daomen Wuyou.com was really insane, the content made Tong Wu angry, he silently deleted the webpage, and there happened to be a netizen yelling at the network administrator, and his attitude was so arrogant.

"Network management, network management!" This person had a unique voice, and his voice was a bit like a duck squawking.

"Here! What's the matter, talk about it, don't shout." Tongwu's attitude is not good, thanks to Hong Sui's teaching - no matter who is online, dare to stretch your neck and shout indiscriminately Yes, don't give him a good face, civilized Internet access to prevent noise understand?

And Tong Wu, who obviously didn't know whether the mortal Internet cafe was round or flat, remembered Hong Sui's words firmly.

Hong Sui's attitude of "I must be more fierce than you" is also right. The fact that there is an office hall behind the Kunlun Internet Cafe is not a very dark secret, but monks above the Huajing level disdain to come to the Kunlun Internet Cafe to lose their status. , Those who would come here to throw stones and ask for directions are nothing more than some demon cultivators who have worked hard to become adults, or some monks with middle or lower strength.

These monks may not have deep cultivation, but none of them are good stubbles, otherwise, how could they be good at themselves in the strange world of comprehension?So Hong Sui told Tong Wu'er that no matter what the other party called the network administrator for, he must tell them to shut up and talk, don't just do whatever they want, if they break Kunlun's rules, they will make people think they are The Kunlun faction is easy to bully.

Hong Sui has a good way of doing things well.

Tong Wu hadn't heard this male duck voice before, maybe it was a new guest who didn't understand the rules.

The male duck's voice obviously didn't buy it, and continued to rattle: "What's your attitude, what's your attitude! Huh? The guest asks you to serve you, not to be angry with you!"

"Service, right?" Tong Wu suddenly sneered, and at some point he appeared behind the male duck's throat, and the hairs on the back of his neck stood on end with his yin, "Then why are you calling the network administrator?"

!!!

The male duck's throat was caught off guard and turned around, almost twisting its neck.

In fact, the moment Tong Wu saw the male duck's voice, he wanted to laugh - he didn't expect the voice to be like a duck, but he was really a duck, a fresh and tender duckling who had just been born for three to five years. Agitated by his own yin energy, he abruptly changed from a human appearance back to his original shape, and fell flat on the chair.

"Gah!" This computer cannot access the Internet.

Tong Wu: "???"

"Quack!" Can't access the Internet, please help me to see if there is something wrong with the machine.

Tong Wu: "I'm sorry for this guest, I don't understand bird language."

Only then did the male duck voice realize that he had changed back to his original form at some point, thinking that he was speaking human words, and the words he spit out were all funny quacks in the ears of others, he was suddenly embarrassed, and his face was completely gone. Said that he wanted to change back to the human body but failed several times. After looking closely at Tong Wu's expression that seemed to be a half-smile, he realized that he was swayed by the other party, and his neck immediately drooped.

Seeing his appearance, Tong Wu knew that he would not cause trouble again, so he lifted the other party's neck and put him on the table, and then operated the mouse to check the problem.

In fact, he doesn't know much about computers yet, but fortunately, the current anti-virus software is quite useful. After scanning with the one-key repair function attached to the software, and confirming that there is no problem with the circuit on the hardware, Tong Wu restarted the computer. , and then continued to lift Drake Voice by the neck and put him back on the chair.

"Okay, I can surf the Internet now, guests, please take your time." Tong Wu touched the bird's head of the other party, "You should learn to be a good person if you don't lose your bird spirit. Kunlun Internet Cafe is not a place for you to mess around. Remember me Living."

Tong Wu's last look was not kind, and the terrifying yin qi lingered all over his body, scaring the duckling almost to lay an egg on the spot.

Back at the counter, Tong Wu continued to hold his book and read with relish. There was a customer ordering food in the middle, and it was the customer who added boiled fish instead of fish and added Flammulina velutipes—a carp essence. During the college entrance examination, a monk passing by laughed at him for wanting to jump over the dragon gate. He was half-crippled if he couldn't fall. He was so angry that the carp spirit chased the monk with Tianlei on his back and took the college entrance examination for three full days!

As a result, the carp essence from Fuze's side didn't jump into the dragon gate, and even the college entrance examination rate in this area fell to a record low, becoming the bottom of the city.

Li Yujing expressed that she was very guilty, and since then she has given up cultivating sincerity and devoted herself to giving free remedial lessons to many students on the forum.

With such a great carp spirit, Tong Wu had no objection at all except that he couldn't understand his insistence on boiled fish without too many enoki mushrooms, and even admired him a little.

The life of a network administrator is simple and fulfilling, sometimes busy and sometimes idle, without too many rules and regulations, and a high degree of freedom.

Tong Wu spends most of his free time reading. He has finished reading three books these days. I don’t know if it’s because of the help of the Kunlun Mirror fragments. He feels that his learning ability is much stronger than before. The book can be finished in two or three days. If you encounter any difficult points in the middle, you can check it online or think about it with your eyes closed. It is not difficult to understand.

But compared to these complicated computer problems, there is actually one thing that Tong Wu cares more about.

The scene of being ridiculed by the courier that day is still vivid in my memory. That guy in shabby clothes is really hateful. Isn’t it amazing to be able to fend off a sword? It's fun to draw a few strokes... All the resentment was finally attributed to self-blame by Tong Wu-I can't draw symbols and blame others for being too awesome, isn't this sick!

After much deliberation, Tong Wu felt that it was very important to learn how to draw talismans.

Three to five days later, it coincided with the mortal May Day holiday, and many monks who were working and living in the mortal world had their holidays, so they gathered at the Kunlun Internet Cafe by coincidence. In addition to surfing the Internet for leisure, they also encountered many interesting things. Friends, exchange new skills with each other, it's so lively!

The business is good but the manpower is not enough. Tong Wu's horsepower is at full strength, and he feels that he is a bit lacking in skills. However, Hong Sui has to sit in the Kunlun office hall and must not leave, and the uncle who works with him is determined not to show up during the day. Wu could only work with all his might and was exhausted.

He was so busy that he didn't notice Yan Jingchen's sudden appearance until his abdomen suddenly felt warm.

Looking down, Tong Wu found that there was actually a hand around his waist, the palm tightly covering his abdomen, Yan Jingchen stuck to him very tightly, and the exhalation of his words blew past his thin ear, itching, "little The boy is busy and stupid, the body gas is exposed, hurry up and clean up."

It was only then that Tong Wu noticed that Yan Jingchen's beautiful fingers were surrounded by a few imperceptible black air, which was unmistakable.

He hastened to regain his composure to take back the bit of corpse gas that had leaked out, but fortunately no one noticed, and Yan Jingchen had already let him go and joined the ranks of receiving guests.

When finally no guests came in again, Tong Wu breathed a sigh of relief, his hands were so soft that he didn't even have the strength to count the money.

Yan Jingchen was calm and relaxed, seeing Tong Wuzheng resting on his back, he couldn't help scratching his nose with his fingers, "Little boy, that's all he has to offer."

Tong Wu rolled his eyelids, very arrogantly, "What's the matter with this little promise?"

Yan Jingchen smiled without saying a word, turned around and concentrated on collecting today's turnover.

At this time, there were not many customers in the Internet cafe, and a few people were watching hundreds of thousands of cold jokes there all night. A gourd little king kong amused the demon cultivators, but the atmosphere at the Internet cafe counter was different.

Seeing Yan Jingchen bowing his head and counting money earnestly, Tong Wu suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart, and the atmosphere suddenly became subtle.

"You..." Yan Jingchen seemed to be aware of it, and suddenly turned around to look at Tong Wu in bewilderment.

Tong Wu didn't realize what was wrong with him, and asked instead: "What's wrong with me?"

"It's nothing." Yan Jingchen shook his head, the flashing feeling just now disappeared.

But Tong Wu was caught off guard and asked again: "What do you mean by squib? How should you draw symbols?"