Botmaster
Chapter 35 Offline Activities
The fact that Kunlun Internet Cafe is about to hold an offline event with a popular online game quickly spread in the comprehension world. To Tong Wu's surprise, monks from all walks of life who he thought should be lacking in interest in these things, unexpectedly This performance is surprisingly enthusiastic.
Enthusiasm is mainly manifested in two aspects. First, Internet cafes receive three times as many phone calls and voice transmissions as in the past. They are all to inquire about the time and participation rules of offline activities. Of course, this does not include visiting Internet cafes on the same day. Inquiries from online guests; secondly, that post by Yan Jingchen, unexpectedly many monks responded to the post expressing their intention to become a showgirl, and the generous personality simply posted a photo in the reply.
According to Yan Jingchen, there is no need to reply to the posts one by one, just choose the photos that you can see and enjoy a few more glances.
"...Don't you need to contact those people for an interview?" Tong Wu asked.
"Wait for them to contact you and Tan Xin!" Yan Jingchen gave him a reassuring look, assuring with his personality that he would definitely not fail to recruit showgirls.
"People in the comprehension world have a relatively long reflex arc, you have to get used to it." Tan Xin added and explained.
Tong Wu maintained a dubious attitude towards this, until the third day, his and Tan Xin's mobile phones began to receive calls from various strange numbers in turn, and they were all monks who had read the recruitment post and expressed interest in coming to work .
Tong Wu: "..."
After listening to the narration of the person on the phone, Tong Wu turned to Tan Xin and asked, "Do you want a kitchen knife that has been cultivated?"
Tan Xin shook his head without hesitation, "No, the grade is too low, if it is a sword spirit, you can consider it."
"Oh!" Tong Wu nodded, and politely rejected the self-recommendation of the person on the phone.
After a day like this, the two of them answered hundreds of phone calls together, and each took some notes. Now they are gathering together to make a summary, to save the essence——don’t want the snake spirit that will stand up when you get hungry, The cultivation level is too low and the smelly vixen is not needed. In the end, there are only two gentle categories of rabbits and deer left in the monster cultivator category. On the contrary, the tool spirit has got more job opportunities. Needless to say, the sword spirit, A series of other rare magic weapons for cultivating the human body also stood out and entered the list of candidates.
The telephone interview is only the initial test, and Yan Jingchen will personally supervise the follow-up for the second round of interviews.
In Yan Jingchen's words, whether a showgirl is beautiful or not is very important, but that is second, the most important thing is to have aura, which is the most important thing for everyone in the cultivation world, and things without aura seem to be in the eyes of most monks. It's tantamount to "ugliness". If you show ugliness at the scene of a large-scale publicity event, isn't that to demolish yourself?
Tong Wu was undoubtedly shocked by Yan Jingchen's venomous tongue. He found that Yan Jingchen was really a master whose venomous tongue never had a limit. Being mean can make people speechless.
"Cough... What you said is quite reasonable, but why are these monks so active in offline activities of online games? Shouldn't they be working hard to cultivate?" Haven't achieved a positive result yet, what kind of online games do you play, do you understand?
When Tan Xin heard this question, he burst out laughing, obviously thinking of something funny.
Yan Jingchen nodded, and said earnestly: "Honey, I agree with your point of view, but you forgot one thing - most monks die in the house."
Tong Wu: "???"
"Even if ordinary people have countless dead houses, they are willing to live with Two-dimensional for life. How can monks, a strange group of people who work behind closed doors as a whole, have no otaku or otaku? Do you think those monks retreat for seven to seven days? Cultivation? Let me tell you, forty days of playing and nine days of cultivation are more or less the same..."
"You seem to be very experienced." Tong Wu found that Yan Jingchen's words were full of flaws.
"..." Yan Jingchen felt that he was choking, and it took him a long time to retort unreasonably: "I am naturally beautiful, and one day of retreat is worth ten days for others. The cultivation is so hard, there is nothing wrong with playing for a while after the end."
"Oh... Actually, you can leave the customs earlier!"
Yan Jingchen: "..."
He was completely speechless, and he couldn't say the shameless words that he was actually retreating to escape the responsibility of being the head of the sect.
Hmm... There are some shameless things, just do it if you do it, everyone just tacitly agrees, why bother to say it hahahahaha...
Tan Xin was watching Yan Jingchen's slump, almost laughing his teeth out. The most rare thing is that Tong Wu still discussed this matter with Yan Jingchen with a serious expression, but he didn't know that the head of his family had already turned his heart upside down, regretting that he had been lazy all those years ago At this moment, I can't hold my head up in front of the Taoist companion, especially the Taoist companion is still a good child who is serious about studying, reviewing the past and learning the new.
"Hey..." Yan Jingchen sighed in his heart, no matter what he planted, he had to eat this fruit!
Fortunately, Tan Xin stepped in at the right time and brought the topic to the second round of interviews. They discussed the details, and then closed the Internet cafe for half a day. They set up a posture in the open space in front of the counter and waited for the interview. The showgirl.
The first one to come was one of the sword spirits that the two chief officials were looking forward to, named Jade.
As the name suggests, the Emerald Sword is all yellow, yellow and green, which is particularly unsightly.
Tong Wu didn't want to hit her, so he said politely: "This...Miss Jade, can I trouble you to show us the original shape?" If the original shape is good-looking, it is fine to hang it on the door as a decoration.
The jadeite showed its original shape generously, it was a sword inlaid with jadeite gems on the hilt.
It's really gorgeous. Although according to Miss Jade's claim that she doesn't have a master now, Tong Wu believes that her past master must be a nouveau riche with vulgar taste, and her future master will definitely be a monk like a nouveau riche—— Who knows how to appreciate this sword with a hilt that makes people have nowhere to start, and I hope her future master does not have trypophobia.
Yan Jingchen also had seen enough, he coughed, looked at Jade who had transformed into a human form again, and said politely: "Miss Jade, maybe next time your body is no longer so colorful, our Internet cafe will consider hiring you. Please come back next time."
Jade was not angry when she was rejected, she nodded and bowed stiffly to the three to leave.
At this moment, Yan Jingchen added: "Actually, I personally have a little suggestion for you. Can you ask someone to remove a few gems for your original form? After you have enough cultivation, press them back. You walk like this top-heavy It's really ugly, it's better to just lie down and turn into a sword all day long."
This poisonous tongue! ! !It's simply tongue-in-cheek! ! !
Tong Wu wished he could turn around and pinch Yan Jingchen, if he said a few words, he would die if he accumulated some virtue!
If he really asked, maybe Yan Jingchen would really tell him seriously: "Well, I will die."
After Emerald left, many monks came one after another. Needless to say, rabbits and deer have cultivated into adult monsters. One is cute, lively, flexible and cunning, and the other is gentle, quiet and imposing. The former one is suitable for loli dress up Yan Jingchen thinks that the latter one is suitable for a goddess. When both parties are satisfied with the salary, all the interviewees will stay.
As for the weapon spirit, they left behind a sword spirit and several other magic weapons, including a set of the Four Treasures of the Study, all of which have a gentle and elegant appearance. I believe there are monks who would like this kind of monk.
After the problem with showgirls was solved, Tong Wu felt that a big stone had landed in his heart. After the online game company delivered all the things needed for offline activities to the Internet cafe, he invited some of the showgirls who had successfully applied to help set up the scene.Most of these are tool spirits that have no masters yet. Apart from working part-time to earn some money for pills, they also hope to find a long-term meal ticket by participating in such a large gathering of monks.
It really kills two birds with one stone. Yan Jingchen agreed with their views and behaviors very much, and said that once Qi Ling finds a suitable owner, Kunlun Internet Cafe will deduct 10% of the commission from the salary paid to them.
Although those poor poor Qi Ling felt that Yan Jingchen's behavior was stingy and almost shameless, they could only accept it helplessly. Who knows when will the next time they have the opportunity to meet so many monks?
When the preparations for a series of offline promotional activities were coming to an end, the showgirl training had also ended. Of course, the online game studio sent people to carry out this work, and the venue was chosen as the conference room of the studio. Qi spirits have been cultivated for a long time, so naturally they will not get out of the way.
All the extraordinary victories soon came to the day of the offline event.
As the coordinator and coordinator of this matter, Tong Wu and Tan Xin will naturally be very busy on the day of the event. Although showgirl is in charge of everything from receiving players to seat to the start of the event, there will always be some big and small problems that require him The two had to solve it, and when it came time to play the game to win the prize, the two had to pay more attention to prevent the idiot player from overly touching the showgirl.
This is a day to be a father and a mother. Fortunately, the event went smoothly. The showgirls who acted as game characters according to their different temperaments finally came to the players with cute little baskets, and distributed them small baskets provided by Kunlun Internet Cafe. Gift - a beautifully packaged Dali Pill, which was personally rubbed out by Zi Qing, the chief alchemist of the Kunlun School.
When Yan Jingchen made this request, Ziqing graciously agreed. He said: "Senior brother made a request, and the younger brother will naturally cooperate fully. I have a batch of Dali pills that just expired 200 years ago. I will throw pills later. Rebuild it in the furnace, brother, you can give it as a prize!"
Yan Jingchen was also speechless for a while, he understands the truth that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, so naturally he can't blame the younger brother too much, but Ziqing's ability is not covered, it is said that it is an expired pill, but the effect is still better than those fake products on the market I do not know how many times.
The popularity of the event that day was beyond Tong Wu's expectations. Only then did he realize that there are really so many idle monks in the cultivation world. The degree of popularity and the monks' consumption philosophy have a new understanding.
Some of the peripherals sent by the online game studio were used as game prizes, and a special counter was also set up to sell them. Tong Wu originally thought that no one would buy them if they cost money, but they were sold out in the end!He also hurriedly asked the studio to transfer the goods, so that those monks who couldn't buy their favorite peripherals would be so angry that they would smash the Kunlun Internet Cafe so that it could not be opened.
The success of this offline event far exceeded the expectations of the director of the online game studio. Looking at the final report, he almost grinned from the corners of his mouth to the back of his ears. I come here more than once, this Kunlun Internet Cafe is a bit interesting.
Once the director was happy, he told Yan Jingchen that he would hold more activities in their Internet cafe in the future, and hoped that Yan Jingchen would cooperate.
Yan Jingchen said: "Thank you director for looking up to my small Internet cafe, but the pictures of my customers are fresh. If you don't make a wonderful online game in your lifetime, I'm afraid it will be difficult to attract them again."
Director: "How do you say? What's your opinion, Mr. Yan? We can tailor some projects according to the style of your Internet cafe guests."
"This is interesting, you can write a plan and I'll take a look." Yan Jingchen's tone and posture at this time already seemed to be anti-client, but the director didn't notice it.
The two discussed some simple terms, and Yan Jingchen finally said something creepy to the director: "If you don't have a good idea, director, you don't have to force it. Anyway, your online game is already very popular. If you reincarnate in the next life, you can still do it." In this line, we can work together again.”
Director: "..." It's really beeping in the sun. Hearing such words in broad daylight makes me feel chilly.
Enthusiasm is mainly manifested in two aspects. First, Internet cafes receive three times as many phone calls and voice transmissions as in the past. They are all to inquire about the time and participation rules of offline activities. Of course, this does not include visiting Internet cafes on the same day. Inquiries from online guests; secondly, that post by Yan Jingchen, unexpectedly many monks responded to the post expressing their intention to become a showgirl, and the generous personality simply posted a photo in the reply.
According to Yan Jingchen, there is no need to reply to the posts one by one, just choose the photos that you can see and enjoy a few more glances.
"...Don't you need to contact those people for an interview?" Tong Wu asked.
"Wait for them to contact you and Tan Xin!" Yan Jingchen gave him a reassuring look, assuring with his personality that he would definitely not fail to recruit showgirls.
"People in the comprehension world have a relatively long reflex arc, you have to get used to it." Tan Xin added and explained.
Tong Wu maintained a dubious attitude towards this, until the third day, his and Tan Xin's mobile phones began to receive calls from various strange numbers in turn, and they were all monks who had read the recruitment post and expressed interest in coming to work .
Tong Wu: "..."
After listening to the narration of the person on the phone, Tong Wu turned to Tan Xin and asked, "Do you want a kitchen knife that has been cultivated?"
Tan Xin shook his head without hesitation, "No, the grade is too low, if it is a sword spirit, you can consider it."
"Oh!" Tong Wu nodded, and politely rejected the self-recommendation of the person on the phone.
After a day like this, the two of them answered hundreds of phone calls together, and each took some notes. Now they are gathering together to make a summary, to save the essence——don’t want the snake spirit that will stand up when you get hungry, The cultivation level is too low and the smelly vixen is not needed. In the end, there are only two gentle categories of rabbits and deer left in the monster cultivator category. On the contrary, the tool spirit has got more job opportunities. Needless to say, the sword spirit, A series of other rare magic weapons for cultivating the human body also stood out and entered the list of candidates.
The telephone interview is only the initial test, and Yan Jingchen will personally supervise the follow-up for the second round of interviews.
In Yan Jingchen's words, whether a showgirl is beautiful or not is very important, but that is second, the most important thing is to have aura, which is the most important thing for everyone in the cultivation world, and things without aura seem to be in the eyes of most monks. It's tantamount to "ugliness". If you show ugliness at the scene of a large-scale publicity event, isn't that to demolish yourself?
Tong Wu was undoubtedly shocked by Yan Jingchen's venomous tongue. He found that Yan Jingchen was really a master whose venomous tongue never had a limit. Being mean can make people speechless.
"Cough... What you said is quite reasonable, but why are these monks so active in offline activities of online games? Shouldn't they be working hard to cultivate?" Haven't achieved a positive result yet, what kind of online games do you play, do you understand?
When Tan Xin heard this question, he burst out laughing, obviously thinking of something funny.
Yan Jingchen nodded, and said earnestly: "Honey, I agree with your point of view, but you forgot one thing - most monks die in the house."
Tong Wu: "???"
"Even if ordinary people have countless dead houses, they are willing to live with Two-dimensional for life. How can monks, a strange group of people who work behind closed doors as a whole, have no otaku or otaku? Do you think those monks retreat for seven to seven days? Cultivation? Let me tell you, forty days of playing and nine days of cultivation are more or less the same..."
"You seem to be very experienced." Tong Wu found that Yan Jingchen's words were full of flaws.
"..." Yan Jingchen felt that he was choking, and it took him a long time to retort unreasonably: "I am naturally beautiful, and one day of retreat is worth ten days for others. The cultivation is so hard, there is nothing wrong with playing for a while after the end."
"Oh... Actually, you can leave the customs earlier!"
Yan Jingchen: "..."
He was completely speechless, and he couldn't say the shameless words that he was actually retreating to escape the responsibility of being the head of the sect.
Hmm... There are some shameless things, just do it if you do it, everyone just tacitly agrees, why bother to say it hahahahaha...
Tan Xin was watching Yan Jingchen's slump, almost laughing his teeth out. The most rare thing is that Tong Wu still discussed this matter with Yan Jingchen with a serious expression, but he didn't know that the head of his family had already turned his heart upside down, regretting that he had been lazy all those years ago At this moment, I can't hold my head up in front of the Taoist companion, especially the Taoist companion is still a good child who is serious about studying, reviewing the past and learning the new.
"Hey..." Yan Jingchen sighed in his heart, no matter what he planted, he had to eat this fruit!
Fortunately, Tan Xin stepped in at the right time and brought the topic to the second round of interviews. They discussed the details, and then closed the Internet cafe for half a day. They set up a posture in the open space in front of the counter and waited for the interview. The showgirl.
The first one to come was one of the sword spirits that the two chief officials were looking forward to, named Jade.
As the name suggests, the Emerald Sword is all yellow, yellow and green, which is particularly unsightly.
Tong Wu didn't want to hit her, so he said politely: "This...Miss Jade, can I trouble you to show us the original shape?" If the original shape is good-looking, it is fine to hang it on the door as a decoration.
The jadeite showed its original shape generously, it was a sword inlaid with jadeite gems on the hilt.
It's really gorgeous. Although according to Miss Jade's claim that she doesn't have a master now, Tong Wu believes that her past master must be a nouveau riche with vulgar taste, and her future master will definitely be a monk like a nouveau riche—— Who knows how to appreciate this sword with a hilt that makes people have nowhere to start, and I hope her future master does not have trypophobia.
Yan Jingchen also had seen enough, he coughed, looked at Jade who had transformed into a human form again, and said politely: "Miss Jade, maybe next time your body is no longer so colorful, our Internet cafe will consider hiring you. Please come back next time."
Jade was not angry when she was rejected, she nodded and bowed stiffly to the three to leave.
At this moment, Yan Jingchen added: "Actually, I personally have a little suggestion for you. Can you ask someone to remove a few gems for your original form? After you have enough cultivation, press them back. You walk like this top-heavy It's really ugly, it's better to just lie down and turn into a sword all day long."
This poisonous tongue! ! !It's simply tongue-in-cheek! ! !
Tong Wu wished he could turn around and pinch Yan Jingchen, if he said a few words, he would die if he accumulated some virtue!
If he really asked, maybe Yan Jingchen would really tell him seriously: "Well, I will die."
After Emerald left, many monks came one after another. Needless to say, rabbits and deer have cultivated into adult monsters. One is cute, lively, flexible and cunning, and the other is gentle, quiet and imposing. The former one is suitable for loli dress up Yan Jingchen thinks that the latter one is suitable for a goddess. When both parties are satisfied with the salary, all the interviewees will stay.
As for the weapon spirit, they left behind a sword spirit and several other magic weapons, including a set of the Four Treasures of the Study, all of which have a gentle and elegant appearance. I believe there are monks who would like this kind of monk.
After the problem with showgirls was solved, Tong Wu felt that a big stone had landed in his heart. After the online game company delivered all the things needed for offline activities to the Internet cafe, he invited some of the showgirls who had successfully applied to help set up the scene.Most of these are tool spirits that have no masters yet. Apart from working part-time to earn some money for pills, they also hope to find a long-term meal ticket by participating in such a large gathering of monks.
It really kills two birds with one stone. Yan Jingchen agreed with their views and behaviors very much, and said that once Qi Ling finds a suitable owner, Kunlun Internet Cafe will deduct 10% of the commission from the salary paid to them.
Although those poor poor Qi Ling felt that Yan Jingchen's behavior was stingy and almost shameless, they could only accept it helplessly. Who knows when will the next time they have the opportunity to meet so many monks?
When the preparations for a series of offline promotional activities were coming to an end, the showgirl training had also ended. Of course, the online game studio sent people to carry out this work, and the venue was chosen as the conference room of the studio. Qi spirits have been cultivated for a long time, so naturally they will not get out of the way.
All the extraordinary victories soon came to the day of the offline event.
As the coordinator and coordinator of this matter, Tong Wu and Tan Xin will naturally be very busy on the day of the event. Although showgirl is in charge of everything from receiving players to seat to the start of the event, there will always be some big and small problems that require him The two had to solve it, and when it came time to play the game to win the prize, the two had to pay more attention to prevent the idiot player from overly touching the showgirl.
This is a day to be a father and a mother. Fortunately, the event went smoothly. The showgirls who acted as game characters according to their different temperaments finally came to the players with cute little baskets, and distributed them small baskets provided by Kunlun Internet Cafe. Gift - a beautifully packaged Dali Pill, which was personally rubbed out by Zi Qing, the chief alchemist of the Kunlun School.
When Yan Jingchen made this request, Ziqing graciously agreed. He said: "Senior brother made a request, and the younger brother will naturally cooperate fully. I have a batch of Dali pills that just expired 200 years ago. I will throw pills later. Rebuild it in the furnace, brother, you can give it as a prize!"
Yan Jingchen was also speechless for a while, he understands the truth that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked, so naturally he can't blame the younger brother too much, but Ziqing's ability is not covered, it is said that it is an expired pill, but the effect is still better than those fake products on the market I do not know how many times.
The popularity of the event that day was beyond Tong Wu's expectations. Only then did he realize that there are really so many idle monks in the cultivation world. The degree of popularity and the monks' consumption philosophy have a new understanding.
Some of the peripherals sent by the online game studio were used as game prizes, and a special counter was also set up to sell them. Tong Wu originally thought that no one would buy them if they cost money, but they were sold out in the end!He also hurriedly asked the studio to transfer the goods, so that those monks who couldn't buy their favorite peripherals would be so angry that they would smash the Kunlun Internet Cafe so that it could not be opened.
The success of this offline event far exceeded the expectations of the director of the online game studio. Looking at the final report, he almost grinned from the corners of his mouth to the back of his ears. I come here more than once, this Kunlun Internet Cafe is a bit interesting.
Once the director was happy, he told Yan Jingchen that he would hold more activities in their Internet cafe in the future, and hoped that Yan Jingchen would cooperate.
Yan Jingchen said: "Thank you director for looking up to my small Internet cafe, but the pictures of my customers are fresh. If you don't make a wonderful online game in your lifetime, I'm afraid it will be difficult to attract them again."
Director: "How do you say? What's your opinion, Mr. Yan? We can tailor some projects according to the style of your Internet cafe guests."
"This is interesting, you can write a plan and I'll take a look." Yan Jingchen's tone and posture at this time already seemed to be anti-client, but the director didn't notice it.
The two discussed some simple terms, and Yan Jingchen finally said something creepy to the director: "If you don't have a good idea, director, you don't have to force it. Anyway, your online game is already very popular. If you reincarnate in the next life, you can still do it." In this line, we can work together again.”
Director: "..." It's really beeping in the sun. Hearing such words in broad daylight makes me feel chilly.
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