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Time was slowly moving towards autumn, and Tong Wu was sitting at the counter practicing drawing talismans. In the past few months, he has made great progress in this area. At least the peace talismans he has drawn now can really keep people safe.

When he was tired of drawing, Tong Wu put down his pen, loosened his stiff neck, and then took out his mobile phone to play.

Yan Jingchen asked him to buy the mobile phone. The reason is that it is too slow and labor-intensive to transmit messages with sound transmission symbols all the year round. Drawing symbols is a very labor-intensive task. If you can save a little effort, you can save it. The mobile phone communication is fast and easy. How convenient it is!Thinking about it this way, although mortals are too mediocre in life, old age, sickness and death, compared with them immortal monks, they are like ants, but sometimes the things invented by ants always make them amaze the monks.

In short, a thousand words, explain it in straightforward words, that is, Yan Jingchen is lazy!

Others may not be aware of this, and they only think that Yan Jingchen is a very efficient head of the sect, but Tong Wu knows that he is simply too lazy to draw the sound transmission talisman!Don't ask him why he is so sure, since he and Yan Jingchen became Taoist couples in the past few months, he has already figured out this person's urination.

The screen of the mobile phone was lit up, Tong Wu couldn't help but twitch his mouth as he looked at the headshot of him and Yan Jingchen together.

When he first got this phone, Tong Wu didn't know how to use it at all. After he spent a few days figuring out the various functions, the system's default wallpaper was familiar and he didn't bother to change it. See, I just dragged him to take an intimate group photo, and then set it as the phone screen lock and wallpaper with one click.

I really can't understand Yan Jingchen's cheap smile at the camera...

right!Yan Jingchen is not only domineering and pretentious, lazy, but also likes to be mean in private.

In his heart he complained, but Tong Wu clicked on WeChat to send a message to Yan Jingchen. He didn't know what he was busy with in the past few days, and he never appeared in the Internet cafe. It seems that the two of them haven't seen each other for almost half a month. Relying on sending messages every day to maintain contact, saying that I don’t miss it is a lie.

Not long after the news was sent, Yan Jingchen came back, and the two of them chatted casually, talking about what they did today, whether the business of the Internet cafe was good, whether there were any strange guests visiting, and so on.

With quick hands, Tong Wu typed a long string of words in a few strokes: No strange customers, please, can my consciousness scan outside the Internet cafe now, okay?There is a strange guest that I know within minutes?

Tong Wu has been in trance many times recently, although it was unconscious like the previous two times, but he never met that strange long-haired beauty again, and of course he couldn't see traces of strange buildings again, which even made him feel deeply The friendly green grass roads are gone, and the world after entering samadhi is only the vast white snow and the hazy weather.

Vast and quiet, without external interference, he can come and go freely in his own world, and his realm is changing day by day.

The two chatted for a long time, and Tong Wu couldn't help asking Yan Jingchen, "When will you be back? I miss you~"

This sentence made Yan Jingchen, who was far away in another province, look like he was acting like a baby, and his heart melted instantly. He immediately replied: "I am talking about a small project, it is almost finished, and I will be back in a few days."

"OK then……"

"Hey, take care of our husband and wife shop, and wait for me to come back."

"Ah."

"Wow (づ￣3￣)づ╭～"

"... Yan Jingchen, you are enough! Believe it or not, I will post your cute photos on the forum?" Tong Wu is now a frequent visitor to the Daomen Wuyou.com forum, and it is not difficult to post a post to expose his man.

In this world, there is a deep feeling called the darker the more you love.

After chatting for a while, Yan Jingchen had something to do, reluctantly sent a voice message to Tong Wu, in which there was a very shameless "chirp~", Tong Wu immediately blushed, and also shamelessly sent this voice message Collected it.

No matter how tired he was, after talking with Yan Jingchen for a few words, Tong Wu always felt relaxed, so he picked up his pen and continued to draw symbols.

Speaking of which, he didn't want to draw a safe talisman all day long. Several months have passed, and Qiuhuo has long stopped showing off his power, but he is still fighting this safe talisman because Yan Jingchen forbids him to touch other talismans. The reason is that no reason!Being so overbearing, he even shamelessly told Tan Xin to keep an eye on him, and dare to secretly draw another talisman, it's useless!

Tong Wu thought to himself, these superficial cultivations are not easy to come by, so let's cultivate and cherish them!

After practicing for another hour or so, suddenly a sound transmission talisman came down from upstairs, just like the last time, with the same urgency as last time, when it burned in front of Tong Wu, there was only a piece of ashes and a smoke, "Come up and get the express delivery!"

Tong Wu raised his eyebrows, put down the pen in his hand, and thought: It's time for revenge!

He straightened his clothes calmly, sealed the counter again, and then slowly went upstairs and out of the Internet cafe.

It was the same scruffy courier from last time, wearing half robe and half jeans, with a tattered sword under his buttocks, and his tail was sinking under the weight of the heavy cargo. When the courier saw Tong Wu, he immediately twitched With a sarcastic smile, "Yo, Squib, why is it you again?"

Tong Wu smiled, noncommittal, and asked him where the goods he wanted to sign for were.

The courier took out a small box from the pile behind him and threw it to him, then handed over the yellow talisman and said, "Sign for it!"

Tong Wu just reached out to pick up the yellow talisman paper, but the courier suddenly withdrew his hand and smiled very badly, "Oh, I'm sorry! I forgot that you can't draw talismans, so let me sign for you. Learn more if you are uneducated." Come on, don't be bullied outside and cry in your parents' arms."

Tong Wu didn't answer him, but simply snatched the yellow talisman paper for signing from him, and brushed a few signs with his fingertips. made his own name.

"Here." He handed the yellow talisman back to the courier, leaned closer and whispered: "Didn't your dog/mother/parents teach you to be low-key? Tell you, I am a person who will take revenge. Whoever bullies me?" I will repay you tenfold in the future!"

With that said, Tong Wu stuffed the yellow talisman paper into the arms of the stunned courier.

The courier was stupefied by Tong Wu, because when Tong Wu approached him by handing back the yellow talisman just now, he didn't intend to hold back his corpse-like aura at all. He got into the collar of his neck and tied his limbs so that he couldn't move.

"You..." The courier's throat rolled rapidly, making a frightened gurgling sound.

"Yes, it's me." Tong Wu stuffed the yellow talisman into the courier's lapel, took a step back and said with a smile: "Let me know that you look down on people later, I will chase you to kill everywhere!"

The courier looked at his gloomy expression full of corpse-like expression, with long pointed fangs and black corpse poison on his swelled nails, and suddenly tore open the front of his clothes in horror, only to see a long and thin scratch on his chest. There was a faint blackness-it was Tong Wu who left marks on him by stuffing the yellow talisman just now.

The courier was about to pass out as soon as he rolled his eyes, but Tong Wu grabbed the front of his chest, "Don't worry, this bit of corpse poison won't kill you, it will leave you disabled for ten and a half months at most, it's a lesson for you."

"..."

"Go, don't delay with me, there are still a lot of goods to be delivered, remember to be polite to people." As he said, Tong Wu gave the courier a push.

With this action, the courier saw the white Kunlun Token tied on Tongwu's hand, and immediately realized Tongwu's identity, and his intestines turned green with regret—who told him to look down on others and look down on those who just entered the Taoist school? Little monk, what kind of ordinary people did you offend?He is simply a corpse repairer that he can't afford to offend, and a corpse repairer who is under the cover of the Kunlun faction!

Remembering that some time ago he was still bragging to others that he was not afraid of mortuary repairs, and the courier suddenly felt that he was a fool.

Tong Wu watched him leave, and saw that he had not gone far before he slumped and fell on the roadside fish stall. The owner of the messy fish stall was none other than Obasan who scolded him bloody on New Year's Eve.

Taking the courier and turning back to the Internet cafe, Tong Wu felt something was wrong as soon as he pushed them away, and he heard a small whimper.

"Huh?" Tong Wu listened suspiciously, and at the same time, with full consciousness, he began to scan the entire Internet cafe.

There are no strange guests, and now the sky is bright outside, and lonely ghosts don't dare to come out to be presumptuous, so where did the whimpering sound come from?

At this moment, the whimpering sound came again, and it actually came from behind!Tong Wu turned around sharply, and when he saw the little guy in the corner, he immediately felt embarrassed for his suspiciousness.

The one whimpering was a little milk dog, which seemed to be only over a month old, and the hair on its body was very dense.

Tong Wu hurriedly put away his corpse aura, stepped forward and knelt down/touched the little milk dog's soft fur, and asked, "Little friend, how did you get in here~" After asking, he felt a little stupid/crazy , such a small dog can't open the door by itself?Couldn't it be that I didn't pay attention when I opened the door just now and let it slip in.

The little milk dog barked, and Tong Wu felt that he seemed to understand that it was talking about being hungry.

"You are hungry?"

"Wow~" Yes, yes, brother, I am hungry, I want to drink milk.

"Oh, then you wait, I'll find you something to eat." With that said, Tong Wu opened the door and went out.

He went to the snack bar next door to pack a beef meal, and when he came back, he picked all the beef in front of the little milk dog, "Here, eat, eat more meat to grow your body."

Little Milk Dog: "..." Brother, are you kidding me?Tell me to eat meat?

The little milk dog refused to eat it, Tong Wu was anxious, and asked it: "You don't like it? How about pork instead?"

"..." I don't even eat meat, okay?

At this moment, Tan Xin's voice sounded behind Tong Wu, startling him, "He is so small, he doesn't eat meat, you have to feed him milk."

Tong Wu: "...Why did you appear out of nowhere?"

Tan Xin grinned and said, "I've always been here." It just appeared because he couldn't stand Tongwu's behavior of fortifying meat for the little milk dog.