Zisang was lying on her stomach in a dazed state. The thing under her body was not a bed, but cotton.It can almost squeeze cotton into somersault clouds. When the clouds and fog fly into the sky, the door rang.

There was a clattering sound of keys, and then the security door was slammed shut, and then, a clear and high-spirited female voice yelled.

"Baby are you home?"

Where can the baby be at home!The baby has a high fever and is about to go to the west of Hexi to ascend to heaven. How much time is there to delay things at home?

Zisang didn't bother to complain, and shrank himself into the quilt.Sure enough, the next minute, the light came on suddenly and leaked in through the gap.

"Why are you ignoring mom at home!"

Zisang shrank back again, humming in a nasal voice, "I'm not here."

Sang Yunqing sat down on the edge of the bed, and a big piece of the bed collapsed: "You are so funny! Who is lying on the bed?"

Zi Sang: "I am the bone spirit who was killed on the way to the West Paradise, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. I went to the modern age to resurrect my body and find the reincarnation of the Great Sage, so as to continue my relationship."

"You took my daughter's body, so where did my daughter go?"

"Drowned in the moat."

"Then have you found the reincarnation of the Great Sage?"

Zisang got out from under the quilt, his eyes couldn't bear the strong light, so he immediately narrowed his eyes.Zisang stared at Sang Yunqing: "Don't you ask how your daughter's soul is?"

Sang Yunqing: "I forgot to ask..."

Zisang pushed her by the shoulder: "Roll, your daughter asked me to bring a message, she has nothing to say to you."

Sang Yunqing's buttocks were twisted on the bed, and the iron buttocks skills were brought to the extreme, rubbing up the sheets: "Don't go, don't go, I haven't seen you for a few days, I miss you!"

Zisang: "Take a break, don't miss me! Miss my dad, okay? If you miss me, nothing good will happen, so hurry up, look at your tonnage, my bed will collapse if you get down on your ass Already!"

Sang Yunqing lowered her head to look at the bed. The position where she was sitting and the position where Zisang was lying were compared to the horizontal line, and she was stunned.

Sang Yunqing collapsed: "Did I gain weight!?!"

Zisang nodded sadly.

Sang Yunqing howled, twisted Xiaoman's waist, posing with a pair of long legs, and ran out crying.

Zisang sighed, how can he be so stupid... If you lie down and I sit, then I will sink too...

Sang Yunshu fell to the ground without making a sound, came in leisurely, stood still by the bed, staring straight at Zisang with a pair of phoenix eyes.

Zisang: "How much did my mother score in the physics test?"

Sang Yunshu gave a strict look, and said slowly: "Your mother is not fat."

Zisang: "..." It's been 22 years, why I still can't get used to this man... What an unsolved mystery!

Sang Yunshu repeated: "It's really not fat, I squeezed it."

Zisang: "Is that 'passing'? Isn't that pinched every day?"

Sang Yunshu actually... blushed seriously.

Zisang: "As an old couple, do you need to be shy to verify the feel of your hands?"

Sang Yunshu was a little worried: "You are so young, don't always think about these things! If you have time to read the script more, why not come and learn how to draw with me!"

"No, thank you."

Sang Yunshu turned around and was about to float out, but Zisang called him to stop.

"Dad, are you going to ask me how it feels to soak in ice water?"

Sang Yunshu looked blank: "What ice water? What bubble? Bubble ice? A new cold drink?"

Zisang: "Let's go. It's not suitable for cold drinks. I won't treat you."

"Oh……"

I am very grateful to have such an unreliable pair of parents on my growth path, who always inspired me and made me... really want to sever ties with them!

Zisang held his breath and before he recovered, Sang Yunshu came in again.

"Is this thing yours?"

"no!"

"Meow!!!"

Hearing the meowing of the cat, Zisang turned his head and saw a miserable black cat with its fur all over its body, deaf and head pulled.

Zisang: "...Dad, this is a cat, not a 'thing'."

Sang Yunshu: "Is this cat thing yours?"

Zisang: "Can I ask you to do me a favor?"

Sang Yunshu: "Say, I'll think about it."

Zisang: "Throw yourself out, and don't come back."

Sang Yunshu began to think seriously.

Zisang: "The speed of throwing out is related to the amount of funds for the next art exhibition."

Sang Yunshu disappeared immediately.

Zisang got up, locked the door behind him, and looked at the weeping Yao Yao: "You can do it, and you can run back by yourself. Bring your own GPS navigation system?"

Not only the navigation system, Shake can also turn on the mode of "Qiong Yao, you are ruthless, you are cruel, you are making trouble for no reason": "You are too much, too much, too much, really too much!"

Zi Sang squinted at her condescendingly: "Do you want to go to the research center?"

Yaoyao immediately fell silent, staring at Zisang with a pair of translucent and translucent pupils, but it was a pity that there was no threat.

Zisang took the piece of soft skin around her neck and threw her into the sink.

Just as Yaoyao sensed the danger, Zisang had already turned on the tap.

"Meow!!!!!"

The screams spread throughout T City.

Tiantian's ears trembled: "I seem to hear the sound of shaking!"

Zhong Liran flipped through the script, and said casually, "Well, Yaoyao will always live in your heart."

Shake, who was mourned by people, was trembling all over, and his hair was so wet that he couldn't blow it open.

Shake and repeat: "You are too much! Don't you know that cats are afraid of water! Why do you think I escaped from that place! It's because they use it! Water! Drench! I! I can't bear it! How much do you give me?" I can't stand ham sausage!"

Zisang turned the faucet to the maximum: "You can run again, don't worry, I will never look for you!"

Shaking and snorting coldly: "You think I can't see it!? You just want to get rid of me! Let me tell you! Before the contract is completed, you can't get rid of me!"

"Well, I know, you have your own navigation system."

Shaking: "Hey! I'm telling you the truth! It's absolutely true!"

Zisang knelt down: "Do you know what can come back no matter how far you run?"

Shaking: "???"

"dog."

Zisang propped his knees and stood up staggeringly: "Don't go to bed, don't move around until you're completely dry, don't make any noise."

Zisang flung herself on the bed, wobbled and jumped onto her back: "You call me a dog! This is an insult!"

Zisang turned over: "Whatever you are, I'm going to sleep now."

Yao Yao nimbly jumped away, without being pressed by her, and after she was lying down, she continued to jump on her: "I tell you, you can't take me seriously! How do you think Zhong Liran's mv got it?" !?"

Zisang opened her eyes, showing that she was not at peace, and then closed them again to hide her emotions.

Shaking his head and tail: "You think everything is going with the flow!? Wrong! In history, you and Zhong Liran have no intersection at all. Because of my appearance, history has been rewritten!"

Zisang exaggeratedly praised: "Oh, I'm so blind, I didn't realize that you are so capable!"

Shaking: "Hmph, you know how powerful I am!"

Zisang: "Enen knows it, you are the best, help me turn off the light."

Shake angrily: "You didn't listen to me at all!"

Zisang had already passed out.

Yao Yao spun around on the spot twice, but was still out of breath, jumped onto the bed and started rolling.

Wet sheets!Wet your quilt!Wet your pillows!Wet you man! ——

Eh?so warm!soft!

Shaking and rubbing against each other, they curled up into a ball contentedly.

So comfortable~~~

Of course, it was before quilt sang found out.

When Zisang woke up in the morning and saw the black cat under the blanket, he got up so angry that he grabbed the cat by the back of the neck and threw her out.

Shake: "Meow!"

Half of Zisang's face was hidden in the shadows, looking extremely terrifying: "Any comments?"

Shaking: "...No..."

Zisang cleaned herself up with a gloomy face, and Sang Yunqing walked around her against the wall, only saying quickly when she was going out: "Be careful on the road, work hard, mom loves you!"

Zisang turned around, "Do you really love me?"

"Really, really!"

Zisang: "Then you go and get rid of you and your wife now!"

The anti-theft door fell, and Sang Yunqing patted her chest: "A woman without love is scary!"

Sang Yunshu: "Yes."

Sang Yunqing lay down on the sofa, swiped Weibo on the iPad, and suddenly called out: "Hey man, look, is this the one our daughter brought out!"

Zhong Liran: Looking for a cat, lost in T City, black, with different pupils.Thanks for providing clues! [image][image][image]

Sang Yunshu glanced expressionlessly: "That cat last night...was black?"

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