Teach you to adapt to modern life

"Brother Captain!!!"

As soon as they saw Steve coming, the two little guys jumped off the dinner table and ran towards Steve without even eating dinner.

White on the side winked at Steve, and said with his mouth: "Do they know your identity?"

Steve shook his head calmly, and answered "no" with his mouth.

The little guy hugged Steve's thigh excitedly, "Why are you here? Are you going to play with Uncle Thor?"

The captain was stunned, looked at Harry, saw him shaking his head, and understood immediately.

It must be that the little guy used his "imagination" to "admit" the other party as Thor just like "admitted" him.

Steve patted the heads of the two little guys, and said to Snape, "Sorry, I didn't know you were having dinner."

Snape stood up as soon as the two entered the door, and said casually, "Do you want to eat together? Let's make a little more."

Steve looked at the mountains of potatoes and bread on the table, the neatly arranged dozens of golden and delicious roasted chicken legs, as well as a washbasin-sized cream soup and colorful vegetable salad...

Are you sure it's called "must" and not a buffet?

There are only five people, and there are two Xiaodouding among them, isn't it a bit...too exaggerated?

The two of them had actually eaten, so they shook their heads.

Thor looked at the new guest and thought he was here to play with Harry, but he didn't feel anything wrong.

But the master stood up, and it was not easy for him to sit alone, so he wiped his mouth and stood up.

White looked at the remaining muscular long-haired man, "That one is..."

Thor looked at White blankly, and then at the blond man who was about the same size as him, "Huh?"

Harry looked at the twins pointedly, and said, "His name is Thor. He parachuted and landed at the wrong landing point. There seems to be something wrong with his memory. We rescued him."

Thor also wanted to defend himself: "I'm not—"

White quickly said winkingly: "Ahem, actually... I'm still a little hungry, do you mind if I sit down and have a meal?"

Harry gave White a compliment in his heart: "Of course, we don't mind."

Thor finally realized that the two were called by the family, and the target was probably himself.

What are they from?

He looked at the food on the table and decided to wait until he was full.

Harry prepared a lot of things, but for a star with a large appetite, it was just enough to fill his stomach.

Seeing Thor eating and eating unceremoniously, not to mention the little ones, even White was dumbfounded.

The little ones had already eaten more than usual, but because Thor ate the bread so deliciously, the two unconsciously wanted to give themselves some more.

Snape helped them cut a small potato in half, "Do what you can, don't waste it, aren't you full yet?"

Neil and Ollie blinked and rubbed their chubby bellies, "I'm full."

Snape put the chopped potatoes back into his bowl, "Go and play when you're full."

The two little guys looked at each other, and were a little bit reluctant to part with Steve, who was still eating not long after he arrived, but the two still knew that Dad and Daddy had something to discuss with the guests, so they obediently left the table.

Before leaving, Ollie grabbed the corner of Thor's clothes and shook it: "Uncle Thor, do you and the captain brother want to stay and play cosplay with us?"

Wait, he looks about the same age as the short-haired blonde next door, why is he an uncle and the other is a brother?

Thor: "What is cosplay?"

Neil: "It's role-playing. Ollie and I are going to play Batman and The Flash. Let's duel!"

Thor: ? ? ?

What is that?

Ollie: "Yes, yes, yes, we need to ask Uncle Dude to take pictures for us last time. He is a professional, and he will definitely help us take pictures in the style of a big battle!"

Harry: What's the situation?

DC vs. Marvel?

Snape saw that the two little guys were preparing endlessly again, so he made a final decision: "Okay, wash your hands first, there will be a chance later."

The little guy stuck out his tongue and quickly slipped away.

Without the children who disturbed the situation, the atmosphere changed from relaxed to alert in an instant.

The five people looked at each other, and no one spoke for several minutes.

It seems that whoever speaks first breaks the balance first.

But someone has to break the deadlock. From what White can see, he is the most nobody, and he seems to be the only one who speaks first.

Today's target is Thor.

White asked Thor directly: "Are you really Thor? Son of Audi? The one with the sledgehammer?"

Thor: "..."

Wait, isn't his identity a secret? ! !

Why do people on earth act like everyone knows him and are still very familiar with him? !

Didn't it say that a good setting is an ignorant earthling? !

Thor raised his hand helplessly: "Before that, you answer my question first, how did you know my identity?"

Harry waved his hand: "I thought everyone on Earth knew that from Norse mythology to the comics that are still being serialized, you are being bullied by your brother, right?"

"No—" Thor denied it in a second, and his face turned cold: "How is it possible? My brother is fine."

Harry: ...

Are you the only one who thinks your brother is a decent little guy?

"Oh, we're just hearsay, we didn't speak ill of your brother."

Thor's face softened.

White continued his efforts: "It's our turn, why did you come to Earth?"

Thor's eyes flashed, and he asked back: "Don't you know the reason?"

Harry: "It was really sent down by your father?"

Now that the other party knew it, Thor simply said it, roughly the same as what they knew, because provoking the ice and snow giants triggered a war that destroyed the peace of the Nine Realms, and was finally confiscated by the father god Odin. , and was punished to the earth.

Thor's face was a little dignified, but...Harry always felt that something was wrong.

Legend has it that Thor lost his power because of his recklessness. This person seems to have no brains, but would a person who studied with his father in the heavens be really so reckless and hard-headed?

Don't say that he is a screenwriter with a big brain, he doesn't say why this comrade Thor fell in front of them, and it was when they were the only family left on the beach.

Is it a bit too much of a coincidence?

Harry suddenly thought of Dahei, who was determined by Aegis to not be a product of the earth, and could not be confirmed as a product of the magic world, could it be something from Asgard?

But immediately, he again denied this possibility in his heart.

A black stone with an inconspicuous appearance, even if it contains a huge ability, should not be a problem for a person with natural supernatural power like Thor.

Thor put down the chicken leg bone in his hand, took another mouthful of Coke, and finally burped in satisfaction.

"Having said so much, we still don't know who you are?"

Harry suddenly felt that Thor might not be as smart as he thought.

Harry and Snape never intended to reveal their identities, and said evasively: "They are from S.H.I.E.L.D., and we happen to have some connection with them."

Thor laughed: "SHIELD? What is that? A shield?"

Harry: "They specialize in dealing with supernatural energies on Earth. Since you call yourself Thor, I called them over."

Thor seemed to be joking: "Didn't you catch me for research? I heard that people on Earth like to catch some low-level aliens to slice and study."

Harry already wanted to hold his chest and vomit blood, so he gave White a look: I'll leave it to you.

"Sev, shall we go see what the babies are doing?"

"Hey, are you leaving?" Thor said puzzled.

Snape: "Retire after success, you can talk about it yourself." The Snake King looked like he had nothing to do with himself, "Leave as soon as the talk is over, or you can choose to stay and clean up the tableware and put them in the table. In the dishwasher."

White, Steve, Thor: "..."

He glanced at White. "They can't use a dishwasher, but you can."

White who was named: "..."

Hey, Hogwarts Potions Professor really deserves his reputation! !

So why did Harry, who hated Snape so much, be with him?

After Harry and Snape left, they first went to see the two little guys playing by themselves in the cellar.

The cellar is very spacious, and the four walls are tall wardrobes, which are full of clothes for the two little guys.

Walking into the cellar, Harry suddenly remembered that they would have to pack and send out the clothes that the two little guys couldn't fit in before.

Been a bit busy these days and almost forgot this.

At that time, Neil was playing Peter Pan, and Ollie was wearing Elsa's clothes, playing magic games with each other.

You touch me, I touch you, the colorful light strips made of magic power, sometimes turn into the shape of animals, sometimes turn into gorgeous dots, floating around the two people.

"It's getting late, you guys are going to bed," Snape said.

"Oh." The little ones were sweating again, but as long as their father told them to go to bed, they would not procrastinate.

——Because you can’t play TAT after dragging

Neil didn't wait for his fathers to explain, he was going to take a shower in the bathroom next to him.

Ollie took Snape's hand and went upstairs, "Father, Brother Captain, are they still there?"

They had been down for a while, so Snape didn't know the answer to this question.

Ollie went to the living room first, but found that no one was there.

But sure enough, the rubbish was cleaned up, the dishes were put into the dishwasher, and the program was adjusted for automatic cleaning.

"We didn't go to send them off, it seems a bit rude." Ollie said in a low voice.

Snape actually didn't think much of that group of people, "Then next time you see them, give them a small gift and apologize."

"Yeah, I'm going to send a big hammer to Uncle Thor, and a big shield to Brother Steve."

After the two little ones fell asleep, Harry dragged Snape up to the balcony on the third floor.

Snape was wearing a bathrobe, looking down at Harry, who was stripped to only a pair of swimming trunks, who was hooking him in the pool.

"Are you sure you want to go down?"

"Try it, if there is a problem, we will deal with it in time."

Harry showed his white and round shoulders in the water. Under the sparkling light, he could vaguely see someone tearing off the only fig leaf on his body.