Teach you to adapt to modern life

The sea water began to rise in tide, and the waves in the distance, layer by layer, rushed towards the shore without interruption.

The sky was too dark, and there was just such a black lump lying on the sea surface, motionless, and it looked scary.

The street lamps were more used to illuminate the beach. Harry was on guard all the way, not daring to walk too fast.

It was indeed a person.

Just don't know it's alive.

Harry walked to the edge of the beach, the outline of the human body was clearly visible, and there was also an object that looked like a blanket floating on the sea surface, being pushed forward by the force of the seawater's constant turbulence.

After a few steps, this person was completely covered by the "blanket".

Harry: "..."

It turned out to be a cloak.

So it was because the man's weight was too strong, although the cloak was fluttering all the time, he still couldn't escape.

Harry didn't dare to make a direct move, he just lightly kicked the person who didn't know whether he was dead or alive, but he didn't get any response.In desperation, Harry had to take off his cloak.

Harry: =口=!The hair is so long!

Isn't it really a savage or a gorilla?

There was no blood on the surface of the sea, and Harry could still hear the other person's breathing, so he should have just been knocked unconscious.

Using hands and feet together, Harry turned the man 45 degrees with difficulty.

Wait, what is this man wearing?Armored?

"Harry—"

Not far away, Snape called out.

"It's okay, it's a person." When the person fell down, the whole family had their backs facing each other, and no one saw where the person came from.

Harry thought for a while, and added: "It seems like a very strange person, you all don't come here."

Neil mustered up the courage to ask, "Daddy, is he still alive?"

Ollie was also a little curious, but when she turned her head, she happened to see Harry lose his balance for a moment and almost fell into the water.

The little princess gasped, and cried out of fright: "Daddy, come back quickly."

Snape's heart tightened, and he raised his voice, "What's going on?"

Unsuspectingly, a hand grabbed his ankle, and Harry broke out in a cold sweat.

He subconsciously wanted to back away, but the opponent was too strong, and his movements made him unstable.

After finally standing still, Harry immediately let go of his strength and broke free, jumping a safe distance.

"Ugh—" a moan fell softly into Harry's ears.

The person who had been lying on his stomach moved, as if covered by water, his nose was a bit stuffy: "This is... where..."

Looking at him, Harry didn't seem to have any problem: "Can you walk by yourself? Hold on, we'll take you to the hospital."

This person was soaked in the sea water, the cloak and clothes on his body were soaked with water, they were several times heavier, and it looked like it was very difficult to turn over.

Fortunately, this person still looked relatively strong. After struggling for a while, he turned over, but he just sat in the water.

Only then did Harry see that what he was wearing was indeed armor.

"Did you skydive in cosplay and misread the landing point?" So this guy is wearing a parachute instead of a cloak.

Armor man: "Then... what do you mean? Where is this place?"

Harry: "Have you lost your memory?"

Man in armor: "Should... no, this is Earth?"

Harry: "..."

alien?

Harry: "No, this is Eden Star [-], Apple [-] sea area, sir, is your landing place wrong?"

Armor man: "Huh?"

Looking at the silly man in the armor, Harry was too embarrassed to continue joking.

"Sev, it's okay here, you take the babies back first." Harry was worried that the two little ones would catch a cold when they were blown by the sea breeze at night.

As soon as Harry said it was all right, the three of them were relieved, but no one left.

Neil leaned into Snape's ear and said, "Dad, let's wait for Daddy, Ollie and I will keep our bodies warm, so we won't catch a cold."

Ollie nodded: "Daddy, we can."

Snape asked, "Can you heat up your body?"

The two of them dried up the sea water for Neil and Ollie just now, but their hair was still wet.

The two little guys nodded like chickens pecking at rice.

The two stretched out their hands and claws and clasped together. Within 30 seconds, Snape felt that the two little guys were like small warm packs, and even he felt warm.

"We can," Ollie said again.

"Then let's stay." Not only did Snape not leave, but he also walked towards Harry with the two children in his arms.

"Who are you? Can you still stand up?" Harry looked at the armored man who was still soaking in the sea, "Did you just fly over from another planet?"

As if water had gotten into his ears, the armored man shook his head left and right, and tried to get up again.

The armored man seemed much better, and finally stood up: "Hi, I'm from Asgard, and my name is Thor."

Harry: "..."

Thor?Captain America?

What about Loki?What about Ultraman?Where is God?

Where are the gods?Merlin calls you out to watch Thor.

What kind of two-dimensional world is he in? ! !

Great, no need to call an ambulance.

But he is now considering calling the police.

There is a neuropathy here!

As a god, Thor's physical fitness is not comparable to ordinary people.

Even though he fell into the sea from nowhere, he was not injured.

It's just that the water was too shallow, and I was knocked out for a moment.

"Daddy, who is he?"

Why are you guys here?

Harry turned around and looked at the silent man standing on the edge of the beach holding the two little ones.

Harry: "...he has lost his memory, but it seems that when he parachuted down, he miscalculated the landing point."

Thor: "..."

"I didn't lose my memory, and I didn't jump...what's the matter?" Thor, who didn't understand the situation, tried to explain.

Snape noticed Harry's unusual reaction, but usually this expression was intended to hide from the two younger ones: "It looks like he smashed his head, the water where he fell was too shallow."

The little ones were still watching, "But we didn't see the parachute."

Harry: "It should have fallen in the middle, it doesn't matter, he was wearing a cape, I guess this slowed down the impact."

Neil believed it: "Oh, so should we call an ambulance now?"

Ollie's attention is elsewhere: "He looks like Thor, a good friend of Captain America."

Neil's green eyes lit up: "That's right, he's still wearing a cloak and armor. It really seems that when we invite brother Steve to cosplay in the future, let Uncle Thor cosplay Thor together?!"

——Baby, is it really okay for you to invite me to be a cosplayer?

Harry laughed dryly: "...Hahaha, baby, how do you know his name is Thor?" Ollie and Neil widened their eyes, "Is his name really Thor?"

Snape: "It's hard to say, didn't you lose your memory?"

Thor, who was forcibly lost his memory: "..."

Did he break his head, or did the family break their heads?

"I……"

As soon as he opened his mouth, Harry interrupted him: "Mr. Thor, please come to our house to have a look at your injuries. If there is any problem, we can send you to the hospital, or find someone to look at it for you."

Snape frowned, but didn't stop.

Thor is actually a little dizzy, he has just arrived here, and he has no destination yet.

Although this family is rather strange, to the people on earth, he seems to be rather strange, right?

Thinking of this, Thor still followed them.

Along the way, the little ones looked at Thor's attire excitedly, with expressions of admiration on their faces.

Although Thor is not their favorite, there is really no cosplayer who did such a good job. This uncle must love Thor very much.

But before they had time to communicate with Thor, Snape took them to the bathroom to wash in vain.

"Are you really from Asgard? Is there anything to prove your identity." The two little guys are not here, can Harry say it with confidence?

"you know me?"

"No," said Harry solemnly, "but there are legends about you on Earth."

"What legend?" Thor asked with interest.

"Don't worry about the details," Harry said. "That's not the point. The point is how can you prove yourself?"

"Uh……"

"Can't prove it?"

"It's not..." Thor stroked his sticky hair, and said embarrassedly, "I'm afraid it will destroy your house."

Harry asked: "Why did you come to Earth and be punished by Odin?"

"...how do you know?" Thor blurted out and regretted it.

He looked at Harry warily, his eyes sharp, but he couldn't hide his sadness.

Harry squinted, watching Thor's unpredictable embarrassment.

"Where's your hammer?" Harry made another stab.

"...I don't know." Thor was taken aback, depressed as if he couldn't breathe.

"Go and change your clothes first, don't tick-tock at my house."

Harry took the magnified T-shirt and jeans and pushed Thor into the first-floor bathroom.

After people went in, Harry texted Steve: Did you call it a day?Your good friend Thor is my house now, you can come by yourself, but I think you may report to the one-eyed man.

There was almost a second reply: Raytheon and I are not good friends.

Back again: Are you sure he is Thor?

Harry: Not sure, but he fell from the sky and fell into the sea, and he survived, claiming to be Thor from Asgard.

They called directly over there, but the person on the other end was not Steve, but White who had met that day.

"Harry, the Captain doesn't know what Asgard is, and he doesn't know Thor, but how can you be sure he is?"

Harry now has a feeling: Captain America and Thor really don't know each other.

Harry: "You'll know when you're here, by the way, dress up normally, don't wear tights...otherwise those two in my family will think you're here for cosplay."

White: "..." He wants to cosplay with the god and goddess!

Thor came out after changing his clothes, Harry quickly hung up the phone.

"How do you feel now?"

"It's okay," Thor recovered, "By the way, do you have anything to eat here?"

Harry then remembered that they hadn't started cooking yet when the man interrupted him.

"Do gods also eat?"

Thor: "..."

"I'm sorry, it's my first time receiving a god-level person, and I really can't grasp your appetite."

Thor: "..."

So when Steve and White arrived, what they saw was the Snape family and Thor eating.