Teach you to adapt to modern life

Chapter05 fashion articles.

Don't think this topic is meaningless.

TAT I think this topic contains a history of blood and tears between me and Seaver to some extent.

There is also a huge gap in fashion after the 90s and the millennium - even if you just sleep for 20 years, if you wear old clothes, you will find that your dressing style is incompatible with other people.

Not to mention, the difference between wizards and modern people.

That cannot be described as a gap.

Wizard robes have been handed down from the Middle Ages.

The modern wizard's robe has been improved, but it is still a robe in essence. Not to mention fashion, it is completely disconnected from normal clothing.

Wearing Muggle clothes in the wizarding world is really a bit outlandish, and wizards don't know the difference between men's and women's long skirts, short skirts, long pants and shorts... Oh, wizards don't wear shorts.

You might as well wear a wizard's robe on Muggle Street, and people might think you're going to a masquerade ball.

I even suspect that if you wear a piece of meat, a transparent bubble, and a belt in the wizarding world, you will be treated as a different kind and set on fire. Of course, this is just my imagination. Of course, expulsion from the wizarding world or being stuffed into St. Mungo’s is essential. .

Fortunately, Sev and I grew up in the Muggle world, so there is no distinction between men's and women's clothes-he secretly said that he was very upset that he wore maternity clothes when he was a child, so he hated women's clothes.

But even so, Sev doesn't have much knowledge of various types of shirts, T-shirts, blouses, jackets, narrow-leg pants, flared pants, and jeans, let alone suits and shoes, two-piece suits?Three-piece suit?When do you unbutton, cufflinks, lavaliers?

Don't tell me this is not a history of blood and tears! TAT

Thanks to my cleverness, I know that the timeless attire in the Muggle world is a T-shirt and jeans.So we went to the Muggle world for the first time, wearing jeans and a T-shirt, and even two identical outfits—

Yes, it is the kind of couple outfit you imagined.

However, over the years, Seaver has only worn the T-shirt and jeans once, and the picture is so beautiful that I don't want to describe it to you...

According to my experience, it is not difficult to find normal fashion clothes. If you go to a shopping mall by the way, there will be enthusiastic shopping guide ladies who will sell you this one or that one.

The premise is that you have money, you can buy and buy as you like, oh, you can also have a card.

Nowadays, credit cards are so convenient that we always use credit cards when buying subway tickets.

Most of the current clothing stores have fitting rooms, if not... just change to another one. In the commercial society, there are many shops of the same type.

The real difficulty is figuring out when to wear the various clothes.

This is by no means common knowledge among wizards.

For example, you can't just break into a charity gala with jeans and a T-shirt, play golf in a T-shirt and jeans, and go to the gym in a leather skirt.

Modern society has developed to the point where most people will at most look at you differently, rather than prohibiting you from wearing what you wear. This is still more tolerant than imagined. This is the progress of the times and civilization.

But if you go shopping in wizard robes all the time... other people will think you are a muslim, believe me, non-religious people can't tell if they need to wear a hat, or have a beard, etc., just like many people I don't know that the black robe that wraps the whole body in pitch black with only a pair of eyes exposed is a symbol of terrorism.

In fact, even if we go to the mall wearing wizard robes, the shopping guide may think that you have gone to the masquerade party and it is too late to go home and change.

By the way, most of the ones she recommends to you are expensive, and people rely on this for a living.

If you don't know what clothes to choose, just choose a few similar ones according to what she chose. If the price of that store is really not cheap, write down the clothes and go to another store to have a look.

In a commercial society, there are the most shops XD.

In addition to shortcuts like shopping malls, there are also fashion magazines.

Is this an advanced version?

I used to think that most fashion magazines were more advanced, but since I raised my two babies who are determined to be trendy children, my family has never been short of these things. They can be piled up and circled around my house a few times. I am not afraid that there is no firewood for the fireplace in our house.

But who made them rich!

There are also many brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts who voluntarily give them clothes. The cellar of my house is their clothing room, and there is almost no room for them.

Raising a baby is really not easy.

I made a table and put it in the blog. You "non-modern people" can download it to have a look. It contains the categories of various clothes. We "modern people" don't have to worry about confusing the types of clothes anymore.

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Steve had just been laughed at by Fury, and when he got back to his new home, he took out his tablet and scanned "Modern Man", and saw such a chapter.

In the past few days, he has been thinking about the script and how to film, and he has not been very free——

In fact, it also has something to do with White telling him to jump out of the pit earlier. He knew it was a pit, but he would only fall to his death if he jumped in.

Even if he found the original author, he couldn't remind him to change it. (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Steve silently went to Harry's blog, and after searching for a long time, he finally found the legendary table.

I didn't expect the number of downloads to be four digits... Isn't this a bit too exaggerated?

And most of the comments below are like this:

Asif loves life: How about Harry, I just graduated, and I happen to need such a form. I didn't expect Da Da to be so reliable.

Harry is not a gong: It has been verified by professionals, what kind of work does Da Da do, can write articles and understands the fashion industry, it is not really forced to become a fashionista because of raising a baby, right?

fxxkyeahsnarry: Seha is great, Wo Gang is going to stay in the US to find a job, please see the big rain in time, it has already exploded and I don’t thank you for the reward.

Before, he thought that he should be better than Harry, but he almost lost his sight when he opened the form.

Even if there is a form, excluding those who know each other, the other Gu brothers will go to the rhythm of midnight tonight.

Reminiscent of Harry's real identity, Steve seemed to suddenly understand the history of blood and tears the other party was talking about.

Today, I was ridiculed by my classmates in the acting class for wearing tights—how did they know that he misses the old Captain America uniform?But Fury has never shown it to him, so he can only miss it secretly - and then he was asked by the director to try on the shape tomorrow, and then he was frightened by his own brain supplement, and he was laughed at by Fury. Finally, I have to see this "Clothing Chapter". Steve feels that he will die with his clothes today.

After thinking for a while, Steve silently sent a message to Harry: Reminder.

Soon the other party sent back a message: Don't rush, if you want to see Xifu and I show love, you can watch it live.

Steve: ...

He didn't mean that at all, okay?

Soon Harry's call came: "The director just called me to tell me about the looks of Ollie and Neil, and I picked up your look by the way. Captain America is Captain America. The first movie has an exclusive This is the legendary superstar everywhere.”

Steve: ...

Didn't this person call to laugh at him?

The director didn't tell him what kind of outfit it was. Steve thought about it and decided to insinuate: "It can't be a strange dress, can it?"

"If you imagine Captain America's uniform, it must not be."

Steve: ...

This man just called to laugh at him! !

"It's just normal clothes. Although the director likes big chest muscles with strange eyes, his taste is still very good. Even if you don't believe him, you should trust the professional stylists in the team," Harry paused. "Sexy doesn't just sell meat, it's enough to make women drool."

Steve started to feel like he shouldn't be answering the call.

"Film the show well, don't mess up my script and my baby's performance."

Steve almost gritted his teeth and said, "Don't worry."

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The phone hung up, and Harry watched Snape frown at him.

It seemed that the little guy had been put to sleep by Snape, they were exhausted after playing all day today.

"Huh?" Harry blinked at Snape, his emerald green eyes were stained with a smile, "You're not jealous, are you?"

"If so?"

"Then I won't call in the future." Harry said kindly, "He just called to remind me to change."

"The "Modern Man"?"

Harry suddenly said sternly: "Actually, I wrote that article for fun. I never thought that Steve would read the article on the Internet." And he never thought that his identity would be exposed. What a coincidence.

"Forget it." Snape didn't blame Harry for writing that article anymore. Their identities have been exposed. They don't have a time-turner, and they won't go back no matter how entangled they are.

Harry's eyes widened, so simply let him go?

"Go to bed early today, there are too many things these few days." Obviously there are so many things to do, but yesterday he still teased him.

After entering the room, Harry couldn't hold back, and stood at the door of the bathroom, pointing his finger at Snape: "Do you want to go together?"

Snape took two steps closer, put his arms around Harry's waist and led him into the bathroom, then turned and closed the door without hesitation.

Harry smiled, took off his clothes, and was about to lie down in the bathtub when he heard someone at the door say, "Don't fall asleep in the bathtub."

"Isn't the door unlocked? If I hadn't come out, you could have come in," Harry yawned a lot. Someone really understood him, and he was really about to fall asleep.

After a while, Harry heard Snape say again: "Ollie has to go to the set tomorrow, and Henry called me just now."

Harry held back his sleepiness with tears in his eyes: "Then I'll take Neil at home, and you and Henry take Ollie to the set? I can observe that fossil by the way."

Snape was quiet for a moment, then said, "You'd better leave it alone while I'm away."

Even without magic power, he still knows much more about these magical objects than someone else.

"Know it……"

"Come out quickly if you know, you're about to fall asleep."

This person was clearly at the door all the time, for fear that he would fall asleep.

Good warm oil>_