Teach you to adapt to modern life

Chapter01 Transportation

What I admire most about Muggles is their imagination and creativity—the impossible is always possible.

For example, airplanes, ships, trains and automobiles do not have the ability to change form and shape, but use technology to create their own convenience.

As we all know, I grew up in the Dursleys' house. At that time, human technology surpassed the magic world by a few blocks. When Dudley was young, his birthday presents included computers, game consoles, and remote control racing cars... These wizard children never Toys I've seen.

After leaving for so many years, I have long been used to the convenience that magic brings me, but now that I have made up my mind to become a Muggle, I have to leave behind all the magic world, and we began to work hard to adapt to modern society and relearn common sense.

But not to mention Sif, even I got used to it for a long time.

We decided to go to the United States, but the process did not go as smoothly as expected.

The big question is, how?

Britain and the United States are separated by the Atlantic Ocean, and there are no more than two modes of transportation for ordinary people, one is by water, and the other is by air.

Me and Seaver have never been on a plane, I'm not afraid of heights, but I didn't know Seaver... well, he's not afraid of heights, really!He also rode a broomstick before, you must believe me.

So when the plane took off, it was I who inhaled calmly and secretly adjusted my fast heartbeat. When my ears were ringing, it was me who opened my mouth wide and was at a loss. Hold on!

I never knew I was afraid of heights!

After several hours of flying, I can't wait to stick to him!

cough.

Okay, spoiler spoiler.

At that time, we gave up the waterway and chose the plane.

We only found out that passports were required when we bought our tickets.

Apparently neither me nor Seaver.

Now that I think about it, I'm crying stupidly.

It is mainly my responsibility, although I have never bought a plane ticket, but I thought that buying a plane ticket is just a matter of paying, and that's when I realized—even though I and Sif were not in the wizarding world before the age of 11 Grown up - but we don't have any identification.

Not to mention that when we go to settle in the United States, we are actually immigrants in what they call. In addition to passports, there is also the issue of green cards.

How to get it done is not the point, the point is that we got it done! (→＿→I obviously want to be lazy and don’t write, but you don’t want to know anyway.)

But this is also the beginning of our learning of modern common sense.

Sev and I don't have much luggage, and we can't take the most precious things with us, so we travel lightly.

We only had some money with us, and the guy who got us our green cards was a really nice guy, he was a Muggle-wielding guy, he got us bank accounts in the U.S., and even found us a nice little apartment in New York.

It wasn’t a good idea in hindsight, and he sorted everything out for us to the point where we almost slept on the streets when we moved out of New York to California.At that time, we had found a house in advance, but there was a small problem with the signed contract, so we found a house again and let us stay in the hotel for two days.

In fact, it said "teach you", but it was clearly talking about the history of blood and tears between me and Sev (┳_┳)...?.

Even if it is a different kind of small commemoration, I hope Sif will not blame me (⊙﹏⊙)? .

Although we cheated a little on the green card issue, I guarantee that Sev and I got our driver's licenses with strength, not like Ron, who used the confusion spell to confuse the examiners.

Driver's license is very important!

After we came to the United States, we realized that not having a car is a very painful thing.

It should be said that it is almost impossible to move without a car - this is very important! (Subtext: Leave some suspense, and I will tell you about the history of blood and tears later)

Britain is small, America is big.

Compared with Canada, the United States is not as vast and sparsely populated, but if you live in the suburbs, it is particularly inconvenient to go shopping, so the first thing we do after we settle down is to take the driver's license test.

I'm lazy, the process of taking the driver's license test is omitted, anyway, we all passed the test.

Seaver's driving skills are better than mine. The instructor said that he has never seen a student who is more talented than Seaver. He took control of the small broken car in the driving school steadily as soon as he got started. I guess the instructor felt that Seaver was old. He is too big, and he always has a dark face, and his whole body exudes the temperature of arctic ice, so he compliments him like this ╭(╯^╰)╮.

Although I managed to get a driver's license, Seaver was still not satisfied when I got on the road. For a while, he forced me to practice driving every day until he thought I was able to handle any situation.

Hey, don't look at what I said above so easily, you just need to think about when you were making potions, Professor Snape was staring at you with a gloomy and cold face...

That picture is so beautiful, I think you must know me very well!

After we came to California, we sold the second-hand car that had been with us for two years and bought a new one. Then we moved to a bigger house with two parking spaces in the yard, and we bought a seven-seater car .

Our family plans to buy an RV in the future.

Sev... Sev had no objection, he said he didn't pay for it anyway.

Well, I have no problem with that either.It's not my money anyway.

Seeing this, I think you must be very confused. Since neither Sev nor I intend to pay, who exactly proposed to buy it?

Well, I seem to have forgotten to mention that Seaver and I have twin girls.

They are very rich. It is said that they are going to buy the caravan to honor Sev and me. Believe it or not, Sev believes it or not, but I believe it anyway.

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This is not the first time for Steve to read an online article. Although the style of this article is quite special, after being scared to death by those small pornographic articles, the captain feels that this article is simply the conscience of the industry.

But... Is there something wrong, for example, he saw a few words - magic, wizard, broomstick, and a few specific terms he didn't know: Muggle, Apparition.

Doesn't affect reading much.

Brother Gu, it's easy to know.

So he skipped chapters that he shouldn't have?

For example, he always thought that Sif was a woman, but "he" was used in the article. Could it be that Harry was a lady?Otherwise, where did the twin babies come from?

Steve decided to figure out other things first, and then decided to go back and read the previous article.

——Student Steve, who has hardly read any online articles, must not understand. Sometimes, the author says no, but the article and direction are very honest.

What Steve cares more about is a few pieces of information, such as passport, driver's license, bank account, and means of transportation.

He had opened a bank account before he was frozen, but when he woke up, the bank had long since closed down.

He doesn't have a passport either, and as for the driver's license...

Wait, it seems that someone gave him a bunch of things before, talking about identification.

Steve has a good memory, so he quickly found the brown paper bag that was casually placed in the bottom of the cabinet. He opened it and found that it was all kinds of certificates prepared by S.H.I.E.L.D., including a passport, driver's license, and social security number. and several other files.

At the beginning, the S.H.I.E.L.D. agent said these were very important, and said that he would not need them for the time being, and just put them away for safekeeping.

The place where Steve lives now is arranged by S.H.I.E.L.D., but only temporarily.

It has been a month since he woke up. Except for the ten days of initial rehabilitation examination and treatment, he has to undergo psychological evaluation and consultation every day. He can't leave until the psychological experts from S.H.I.E.L.D. consider him qualified.

Everyone here is friendly, but it seems to Steve that they, too, are afraid of him.

The old-fashioned tape recorder beside me has long since stopped playing baseball game recordings from decades ago.

Atmospheric radio is still there. Back then it was the fastest media to transmit war information. Now it is a peaceful age, financial programs, entertainment, and talk shows have become the mainstream, and tablets can also use programs to listen to digital radio stations.

His memories are all in the past.

He doesn't mind being evaluated, but he won't be here forever.

If you want a house, you need a car.

He has a driver's license, but he hasn't driven a car after waking up, so he has to practice.

Steve pulled out his pocketbook and scribbled down his plans.

After finishing writing in an orderly manner, Steve remembered the chapters that were skipped before.

With the help of Gu Ge, the captain came to the following conclusions: Information [-]: The protagonists of this article were once wizards, and their names were Harry and Sif.

Message [-]: Two people are in love.

Information [-]: This is another fan story. Brother Gu said that this pair of CPs were popular before, but they are no longer popular.

No wonder there are a few comments like this: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L L L L I S Do you know that you wrote him so cute?"

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But... why did he remember Harry and Snape in Harry Potter, both men?

What do they mean by their twin babies?

Steve was puzzled, and occasionally pulled the comments below, and it happened that someone was asking about this matter.

Ronnie's Crazy Pig: Seha Daddy, is it true that you and Seaver have twin babies?No picture no truth!

Anonymous reply [Ronnie's Crazy Piggy]: ←＿←Click the address on the left, and you will know how I hide my achievements and fame.

Hermione loves tiramisu: I'll go!really have!Really... yes... yes... ah! =mouth=

Ginny's Wild Broom: Daddy, you will decipher it later... How did you give birth to these twin babies?Shouldn't it be a professor's student?

To be honest, Steve didn't understand it, but because of slippery hands, he accidentally clicked on the address upstairs.

Before Steve could close it, the background ran out.

Two drooling babies, fleshy, white and tender, their emerald green eyes widened, as if they were frightened by something.

Blogger's message area:

Ronnie's Crazy Pig: Anonymous, be rough!I promise I won't beat you to death, this is obviously a childhood photo of the twin child stars who just finished filming "Born to Be Smart"!

Hermione loves to eat tiramisu: there really is! Seha must also love Lemi and Lycra very much, right?They are really super super cute!

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Small theater in the comment area 02——about outdated cp

Standing firm and not standing on Haas: There used to be a pair of CPs standing in front of us. There were great masters who wrote articles, great touches to draw pictures, great hands to make videos, and great promotion CPs. I don’t know how to cherish them. Now snarry has become a thing of the past. Only when I became popular on the Internet did I know how to regret it, but Juju has already climbed the wall, and I no longer look at each other with holding hands, leaving only tears in my eyes.

Aishha 1 Years: Upstairs fucked, true love is immortal, you must be an undercover agent sent by Haas.

Long live Haas: One fan is top ten black, and one brainless black fan is polluting the entire fandom.

ESHA 1 Years: Hehe, upstairs, I will give you that sentence as it is.

Professor Weifan: Silently watch the upstairs tear open

Harry is the total attack: +1

Long live Haas: There are two cp stations upstairs!

sehasnarry: ...Everyone, don't be crooked.