Teach you to adapt to modern life

The world is changing too fast, and the captain who has been frozen for decades finally learned to surf the Internet. Brother Gu wrote an article called "Teaching You to Adapt to the Life of Modern People". Although the content is weird, the captain upholds the spirit of learning He looked down fearlessly.However, this is a nonsense article about two wizards struggling to adapt to modern life after leaving the magic world (by the way, showing affection and blinding single dogs)!That's right, the author even cheated!Captain: ... What?Are Harry and Sif really real?Wait, didn't you say your husband lost his mojo?Attributes of this article: Sweet death, you don’t pay for your life (√) No abuse and easy (√) Can be attributed to Schawen (√) You Baozi (√) Entertainment circle (√) Third person (√) Content tags: Sweet text entertainment superhero English American TV series┃ Search keywords: Protagonist: Harry, Sev┃ Supporting role: Captain and S.H.I.E.L.D.