Cangyue Broken Bridge [Sword III]

After hesitating for a long time, Ye Mohan typed a sentence full of sarcasm, but he couldn't tell that he knew this idiot, and pressed the Enter key in satisfaction. Just as he was about to send it out, he found that the system reminded him that he had already become a teacher. Success, that sentence is still in the dialog box and there is no sign of sending it out.

Posing an almost desperate face, Ye Mohan poked the master-student interface with the mouse. He didn't want what he just poked to agree to be Li Sigou's apprenticeship request, even if it was someone he didn't know. It's good to accept yourself, but it's a pity... This kind of thing is often the opposite of expectations.

Ye Mohan looked at the master standing on top of his newly built Jitai, and thought about the possibility of deleting the account now.

[Nearby][Li Sigou]: Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tskCome on, good apprentice, let me teach you the basics first, oh, can you play?

[Nearby][Ye Tan]: ...No.

Misunderstood, Ye Mohan said so, he actually wanted to say that he could play, but what he didn't expect was that a reflexive condition became no, and he came back to his senses after saying these two words Come on, after thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't figure out why I didn't delete the number directly but responded to Li Sigou.

... If you want to talk about this matter, it is still because you have been cheated a lot by your mother, so the reflexive condition chooses the answer that is counterintuitive.

When it comes to the intuition of omega, this goes back a long time, when Ye Mohan was just in his early ten years old, the second sexual awakening made him an omega, and his parents discovered that their son was an omega Afterwards, Omega happily ran to register his second gender, completely without the frowning faces of other parents who brought their sons to register their gender at the same time.

Ye Mohan, who was not particularly aware of gender awareness at the time, looked at the contrast between the expressions of other children's parents and his own. After a long time, he still couldn't hold back. He tugged at the corner of his mother's clothes and asked, "Mom!" , is omega bad?"

The kind of Ye Mohan who has a little face with a little baby fat on it, his head is full of question marks, but he still wants to act like a serious little adult, makes his mother's heart tremble for a moment, and he can't bear it. After a long time without holding back, he squatted down and hugged his son in front of his chest and rubbed it back and forth. When Ye Mohan was so suppressed that his face was flushed and he couldn't breathe, he took his son out of his arms with a look of reluctance. let go.

"No, this gender is very good." Mother Ye said solemnly.

"But why do everyone else look unhappy?"

"That's because they are too stupid to understand the goodness of omega."

"Then what's so good about omega...?"

"...Hmm... For example, have a super intuition?"

Back then, Ye Mohan once believed his mother's words, and was always proud of being an omega, until one day, he heard such a sentence.

"A woman's intuition is always the most accurate."

……

Regardless of the process, Ye Mohan no longer believed in his intuition since then.

[Nearby][Li Sigou]: Come on, apprentice, let me tell you, you will call me master in the future, although I may sometimes dress ugly, but you must call me master, remember.

[Nearby][Ye Tan]: ...Okay.

[Nearby][Li Sigou]: Then look, if one day you see a second young master who holds a sword called Ye Mohan, oh, the second young master who holds a sword is the one who carries two swords like you but is taller than you My man, if you see a Second Young Master named Ye Mohan, remember to call him Shi Niang.

[Nearby][Ye Tan]: ...

Ye Mohan in front of the computer had a paralyzed face. He was not a good talker in the first place. He was immersed in the pvp of the game after facing the computer for a long time, which made him unable to answer such rascal words. When it comes to playing pve, at least if you quarrel with your teammates, it's just a quarrel. It's possible to scold each other by typing or YY, but the problem is that Ye Mohan is playing pvp, not pve.

The so-called pvp is naturally a game between players, and pve is to clean up the boss in the dungeon, so pvp is the image of a group of barbarians in the eyes of most pves.

Facts have proved that Ye Mohan is indeed a barbarian. If he disagrees with others, he will start a vendetta and fight with others. He will not stop until he beats the person to the ground and lays down for the purpose of intercepting Yuan Dan. This kind of momentum is in the eyes of pve It is barbaric in the eyes, but domineering in the eyes of pvp.

Although there are some people who advocate peace in pvp, they are probably the kind of people who don’t fight if they can’t fight, and even if they fight, they have to find a legitimate reason to fight, but such people are only a minority after all, and if Without these people, it would be impossible for the forum to have those 818 about pvp.

Such as this.

[818] That Mingjiao who killed the trumpet at the entrance of the teahouse, your mother exploded.

[Tree Hole] I just want to know if I can still do my daily life happily as a trumpet.

For such posts, Ye Mohan has always laughed it off. He himself has no interest in killing trumpets, but everyone knows that the teahouses in Chang'an Zhanluan can close the camp. people killed.

Who is to blame.

Sorry for getting off topic a bit.

All in all, as far as Ye Mohan is concerned, he believes more firmly in contradictory fists. As for this kind of verbal teasing, he is really, not at all, not, good at it.

[Nearby][Ye Tan]: Master, I think there is something wrong with your brain, which needs to be treated.

[Nearby][Li Sigou]: I'm so sad, apprentice, you actually said that. Forget about being a magnanimous teacher, I won't embarrass you. As long as you obediently call that second young master's wife, it will be fine. Come and come, come first. Upgrade, you see you are still level 5 after such a long time, when will you be able to reach the full level at this speed.

After saying this, Li Sigou threw a team invitation to Ye Mohan. The mouse hovered on the screen for a long time before Ye Mohan pressed the OK button. He had already told Li Sigou that he was a novice. If you go offline and delete your account now, the other party will probably know right away that you are not a novice at eggs, plus what you just said.

Ye Mohan felt that he had seen the first words Li Sigou said to him after he deleted his account and opened the game after the estrus period passed.

"Oh, young master, I knew you were secretly in love with me. You see, you even went to play a trumpet to ask me to be your master. How did you fall in love with me?"

Ha ha.

After scolding Li Sigou all over his stomach, Ye Mohan put on a bad face and started to follow the mission path. At any rate, he still remembered that he was just a novice, and he would just leave without a big lightness skill. Carrying the middle handle on his back, he ran slowly towards the mission point.

[Team][Li Sigou]: Apprentice, when you start running, your little butt is flickering and cute.

[Team][Li Sigou]: Well, it's like your teacher's wife. As expected, they all belong to the Tibetan Sword Villa.

It's none of your business that Hidden Sword Villa's ass is shaking! Are you still staring at the model's ass while playing a game?

Resisting this rant, Ye Mohan didn't want to rant, the main reason is that if he is a normal Xiaobai, he would not know what the team channel is, and that thing can only be used in the team after the plugin is loaded. Choose something, otherwise, it is estimated that you will only be able to see the team channel after starting a group.

However, most people prefer the team channel to the team channel. After all, the color of the team channel is much clearer than that of the team channel. People can see the words clearly at a glance, and there is no need to go to it. look.

With Li Sigou's harassment, Ye Mohan finally reached level 15. After he chatted with Li Sigou and said hello, he didn't care what the other party said. After entering the sect in front of him, he went offline.

... Anyway, he won't want to play games in a short time.

At least not for a few hours.

Looking at the grayed head portrait, Li Sigou who was sitting in front of the computer shrugged. He actually planned to go to Daoxiang Village to accept Qixiu as an apprentice, so that he would be a man with bound milk in the future, so he I deliberately put on my best appearance and normal face. After all, few people would want a military master who is as ugly as that to be a master, but what I didn't expect was that I didn't know what to do after seeing this young master. Yes, the image of the heroic Second Young Master from the opposite camp appeared in his mind.

Then he was tricked and abducted, and took that Zhengtai as an apprentice.