Dude, don't you eat candy?

"Buzzing—"

In the quiet room, a few dull and faint sounds suddenly came from the quilt.

Feeling the phone vibrate a few times in his pajamas pocket, Jiang Xuchao let out a muffled snort, and yawned sleepily, looking as if his whole face was about to collapse.

After turning off the phone's vibration, he looked at the time, it was seven o'clock in the morning, but the gloomy winter made it feel like night, if it wasn't for the clearly written time on the phone, he would have thought it was midnight.

Yesterday, he didn't go to bed until three or four in the middle of the night, but this morning he didn't go to bed until seven. The sleep time of less than four hours is really too little.

Too sleepy...want to sleep on...

Jiang Xuchao was just a little discouraged, but when he thought of the reason why he went to bed so late last night, he forced himself to cheer up again.

With a sound of "click~", the soft light of the desk lamp illuminated the entire bedroom.

Jiang Xuchao patted Bai Ye's quilt, and said softly:

"Little slacker, Yezi, get up soon, if you don't get up, you will be late for work... Eh, it's wrong, the code will be late. Or do you want me to drive you where you want to go today?"

Bai Ye squinted his eyes, looked back, and met Uekawa Oshio's bloodshot eyes, combined with thick dark circles and a gentle smile that was so gentle, the visual effect was horrifying no matter how you looked.

"..." I woke up a little scared.

He shook his body, looked at the time, and couldn't laugh or cry, "It's only seven o'clock, are you sure you don't want to sleep longer? You don't go to work until nine o'clock, so there's no need to wake up so early."

In this winter, even if the house is not cold, people still want to go to bed a little later, even Bai Ye is no exception.

Bai Ye heard about Jiang Xuchao's plan last night, but he didn't expect that the other party would start working hard from "wake up".

Don't be too hard on yourself.

It has to be said that Bai Ye's suggestion was indeed so tempting that Jiang Xuchao was so shaken.

Sleep a little longer...it doesn't hurt anything, it's winter after all!

"Forget it, I'd better get up early and prepare breakfast or something."

Bai Ye: "While washing up later, heat up the bread and porridge in the microwave and eat them in the car."

Jiang Xuchao was silent, but still struggling like a salted fish: "I want us to have a hearty breakfast..."

Bai Ye: "To be honest, I don't have much appetite... The most important thing is that if you wake up too early, low blood pressure will easily cause stomach discomfort."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but in the few seconds after Bai Ye finished speaking, Jiang Xuchao felt a little physically sick, and his head was dizzy.

——It must be hypotension!

He glanced at the time, yo ho, it's not yet 7:04!

It's still very early, just wash up casually, and you can sleep for at least an hour!

Jiang Xuchao lay down straight, and within 30 seconds, there was a steady breathing sound.

Bai Ye couldn't help laughing, muttered "little idiot", and continued to sleep sleepily.

In a flash, it was eight o'clock.

After washing, Bai Ye folded his hands, looked at Jiang Xuchao's sweet sleeping face, and couldn't help pinching him lightly.

Well, it feels good.

"Xiaochao, it's already eight o'clock, if you don't get up, you will be late for work."

"No, sleep for another 5 minutes..." Jiang Xuchao muttered a few words, and buried his face in the quilt.

Bai Ye shrugged. Who would have thought that it was this lazy guy in front of him who would not hesitate to set the alarm clock to wake him up, but also to experience a wave of "wake people up" fun.

10 minute later.

"hu~hu~"

Jiang Xuchao slept peacefully.

Bai Ye stood by the bed and said lightly, "Oh, it's almost 08:30."

Jiang Xuchao opened his eyes suddenly, with a look of horror on his face.

"real!?"

Bai Ye said cheerfully, "Fake, it's ten past eight."

"It's not too early..."

Jiang Xuchao sighed and got up resignedly.

Then in the process of washing his face, when the warm and cold water covered his face, his consciousness suddenly became clear:

Before I knew it, I became the person who was called to get up again!

"Ah! How can my willpower be so unstable!"

Jiang Xuchao couldn't help letting out a low growl, and through a door, Bai Ye couldn't help laughing.

And when they set off, it was 08:30 again.

Jiang Xuchao noticed that Bai Ye took a brown paper bag when he went out today, and asked a little strangely, "Yezi, are you really going to do something today?"

"There is indeed something, but you can't drive me like you said this morning."

Jiang Xuchao grinned: "Who said I can't drive you? If you are free this Sunday, I will drive you!"

"Hehe~" Bai Ye hooked the corners of his mouth, his eyes darkened, "I'm free, you can come anytime, my body is ready for you at any time."

Jiang Xuchao and Zheng Guohui were stunned for three seconds at the same time before realizing what Bai Ye meant.

"This Sunday, you", "This week, day. You"...?

Can you still play sentences like this!

"Gan!"

This person is really able to drive anytime and anywhere, can the cold winter wind not extinguish the restless fire of youthful masculinity?

"Just kidding~"

Bai Ye smiled narrowly, "Actually, Xiaochao's working hours will only end this Saturday. It's time for us to go to the mall to buy some new year's goods."

Jiang Xuchao's company has a full ten days of annual leave, while Zheng Guohui has to work until the last day before New Year's Eve, and because of busy work, he canceled a weekend vacation.

As for Gu Zhuxiao, she can go to the mall to buy at any time in the near future, and there is no need to go to the mall on weekends when there are many people.

"That's right! I've been busy recently, and I almost forgot. Not only do I have to prepare for my own home, but I will also visit Yezi's mother's home with Yezi later."

Last night, after the embarrassment was over, Jiang Xuchao and Bai Ye talked a lot.

Needless to say about his father, Bai Weijie, when Jiang Xuchao learned that the relationship between Bai Ye and his mother's family was very cold, and that he had been treated unfairly in the past, his heart suddenly sank, and he expressed that he would be with him no matter what. I am afraid that my good brother will be bullied by outsiders.

After further knowing that the other party intends to stay here alone for the New Year after delivering the New Year's goods, a lonely scene of a good brother facing the bitter wind and rain all by himself suddenly appeared in his head.

It's unimaginable that the Chinese New Year is a time for family reunion, and Bai Ye has always been so lonely before!

Jiang Xuchao didn't know about it before, but now that he knows, he naturally invites the other party to go home with him for the New Year. Anyway, his family doesn't have any relatives, so the two of them can still have fun together.

"Huh? Xiaojiang, are you going to act together with Yezi? That's fine, Yezi stays here alone, and I feel uneasy about my conscience. Then the four of us will be divided into groups, which is just right."

Zheng Guohui smiled, "I sent some back to my family before the express delivery stopped, so I don't need to buy them. I have a lot of relatives at home. When I go back with Xiaoer, I happen to be able to hide from people openly. I can't see him twice throughout the year. Distant relatives, maybe the relationship will be broken, I am too lazy to apologize by the side."

Several people exchanged the arrangements for the Chinese New Year in the car for a while.

After sending Zheng Guohui and Jiang Xuchao to work successively, Bai Ye returned the same way, but the destination was not his home, but the cafe where he met Bai Weijie not long ago.

However, the person we met this time was not Bai Weijie.

"Ah, Xiaobai, you are here. I ordered you a cup of coffee that you ordered last time. I hope you like it."

Old Chen had a shy face. He was two rounds older than Bai Ye next year, but now he was acting like a junior in front of the latter, without the attitude of an elder at all.

But yes, even though this is Bai Weijie's friend, even his biological father, in Bai Ye's opinion, is really not worthy of being an "elder" in other respects except for his status.

"It seems that you promised me."

Bai Ye hooked the corners of his mouth in satisfaction, and took out a few pieces of paper from the kraft paper bag.

This is a labor contract, the signing object is Bai Ye's self-media studio, and the position being applied for is...

security personnel.

This self-media studio was created by Bai Ye when he was just in college. It mainly operates social platforms such as Current Danmaku, Douyin, Bibo, and Official Accounts. And so on.

Because of his "White Flame" head, this self-media studio has made some good profits, but it mainly relies on his own computer and mobile phone to run it, and there are no so-called other expenses.

So here comes the question, why did Bai Ye recruit Lao Chen into his studio as a security guard?

Because he hopes that the other party can "protect" his biological father.

Bai Ye tapped the table with his slender fingers: "The monthly salary is [-], with five social insurances and one housing fund, and various subsidies. The contract period is five years. In other words, within these five years, as long as you abide by your duties, I won't fire you, otherwise I will pay you a sum of compensation. These days, such a good job can't be found even with a lantern."

"Gudu~"

Old Chen swallowed, and carefully scanned the above regulations.

On the surface, he is a security guard, but in fact he is Bai Ye's eyeliner next to Bai Weijie, a person who keeps an eye on Bai Weijie's mistakes.

"Your main task is to report to me where my dad went with whom, and how he spent the 100 million I gave him. Even if you go to a small shop to buy a cigarette, you must report to me truthfully. It is best Make a short video, otherwise I have reason to suspect that you are dereliction of duty."

Bai Ye hooked the corner of his mouth lightly, "In addition, if you can bring evidence and find evidence of his violation of discipline, then I will give you a bonus. Judging by the severity of violation of discipline, this bonus should be given to How much...maybe, six figures are possible?"

bang bang~ bang bang~

Old Chen's heart beat like a drum.

Anyway, he and Bai Weijie are not good brothers who have both sides. At best, they can only be regarded as good friends who can talk to each other. Of course, he will not feel guilty about betraying each other.

"I sign! I sign immediately!"

Lao Chen touched his trouser pocket and found that he didn't bring a pen. When he was embarrassed, Bai Ye handed him one.

After a few "swish, swish, swish", he signed his name on several contracts, which meant that he became a security guard of Bai Ye's self-media studio.

Out of curiosity, Old Chen asked in a low voice:

"Can I ask, what would you do if I found out that Lao Bai had committed something serious enough to send him to jail?"

"Of course it will be reported to the police and judged according to the law." Bai Ye nodded slightly, and said naturally, "The higher the sentence, the more bonus I will give you."

Really cruel!

Old Chen felt a chill in his heart. Just imagine, he could completely instigate Bai Weijie to do bad things from the side, but he didn't participate in it. When the other party is sentenced, his benefits will only be more!

"Then what should I do if I really don't have time?"

Bai Ye smiled calmly: "It's okay, I'm not an unreasonable person, you have three days off every month, but... I advise you to be sensible and don't try to ask for more, except according to the conditions in the contract In addition, I will use my fairness to measure the amount of bonus for you."

Old Chen quickly lowered his head, not daring to say anything more.

For him, an unemployed vagrant who spends his days lazily, a decent high-paying job and the possibility of a large bonus are all fatal attractions, and since he has accepted the job, It is necessary to treat Bai Ye as the boss.

"This is my private mobile phone number. No one knows about it. You can open another account later and use that number to contact me. Also, I will transfer you a sum of money later to buy a new high-resolution mobile phone Bar."

After Bai Ye finished speaking, he left the cafe.

But the coffee in front of him was untouched.

Lao Chen sat blankly in the cafe for a while, and after finishing his own coffee, he drank Bai Ye's portion as well. Although his stomach felt a little acid reflux, he felt very comfortable in his heart.

Bai Weijie is a person full of all kinds of bad habits...Since Xiaobai gave 100 million, he can think that his own father will squander it, and when he has no money at hand, he will be more likely to commit crimes.

And he just needs to continue to be Bai Weijie's friend, flatter and flatter the other party, and then take the other party's evidence, and he's done!

Save a little, you can eat for most of your life!

In a sense, Bai Weijie is really his "savior"!

Lao Chen, who always looked dull, showed a yearning and ruthless smile after thinking about the beautiful life in the future.

……

At the same time, in the company, Jiang Xuchao, whose face was full of exhaustion and a little haggard, successfully gained the attention of a lot of people.

You know, Jiang Xuchao applied to work from home for a few days, even if the working hours are extended in disguise, at least he can ensure sleep time, right?

As long as he can complete the work content of the day, it is not a problem to sleep late in the morning. How can he be so sleepy.

Look at this hollowed out appearance, what the hell did it do?

"Huh-"

Yawning is contagious.

When Jiang Xuchao yawned for the tenth time in just one hour, it was like solitaire. No one in the entire office could escape this curse.

Xue Nanqing couldn't help asking: "Student Jiang, you look very uncomfortable, do you want to go to the lounge to rest for a while?"

"Ah? It's okay, it's okay, I'm just a little sleepy, just drink some coffee to refresh myself."

Jiang Xuchao waved his hands, squinted his eyes and made himself a cup of coffee, and continued to work mentally.

At noon, after he had a simple meal in the cafeteria, he immediately returned to the office, lay down in a chair and fell asleep.

This miserable state lasted until three o'clock in the afternoon.

"It's done, I applied to leave early today, I'll pack up and go home now!"

Other colleagues couldn't help it.

Although Jiang Xuchao's ability to complete work is very strong, but what happened recently, he applied to work at home and left early, but anyone who changed to a job with weak ability would have been dismissed.

Sun Zhi asked concerned: "Xiaojiang, what are you going back for?"

They can also help if you have a problem and speak up.

Jiang Xuchao grinned: "Oh, I'm going back to make ducks."

Today he plans to go to the vegetable market, kill an old duck and make soup to nourish the body of Bai Ye who has recently suffered mental trauma.

Look, he is really a good brother who moves heaven and earth!It's so thoughtful!Because of this, I even left work early!

Yezi would probably be very moved, maybe he would lean into his arms and cry? ... Just kidding, there is no need to be so exaggerated.

Well, this is his caring offensive. Caring for people is indeed very satisfying, and he can feel Yezi's mood.

On the other side, after getting such an answer from Jiang Xuchao, the pupils of the others trembled and their imaginations flashed.

——It’s really shameless to demand so much from a good brother (boyfriend) when you are young, and to say it so carelessly!

So envious!

The eye sockets of many single dogs are filled with lemons: Are they still alive without them?

Xue Nanqing blushed: Did student Jiang live such a bold life, and there is something new that I can report to Xiao Zhuxiao.

Sun Zhi choked on his trachea with a mouthful of saliva, and almost lost his breath.

"Ahem...you, have you worked so hard!?"

Others also persuaded: "That's right, it's better to take it easy."

"Don't tire yourself out too much."

"Be sure to pay attention to rest. If... you can't 'sleep' well, you need to see a doctor."

Jiang Xuchao was very moved, and his colleagues really cared for him, which was touching.

It is rare to find an office environment with such a friendly vibe.

"It's okay, I'm working day and night now to prove my feelings."

Everyone: Hmm... Ri, Ye, Fuck, Lao?

Please don't kill me!

After Jiang Xuchao packed his things, when he walked to the door, he accidentally tripped over the threshold and almost slipped.

This scene fell in the eyes of everyone, and it strengthened the fact that his "life is rotten".

Everyone couldn't sit still until Jiang Xuchao's figure disappeared at the door of the office.

It's like this, before everyone reacted, they were already sitting in the car going to the kindergarten. When they thought about it, they found that not only the steering wheel was thrown off, but also the door was welded to death, and the driver was directly killed. Among them, a large number of straight male and single dog onlookers were knocked into the air on the spot, and the wheels of the car rubbed back and forth on their faces.

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"I Bend the Boss After Wearing Women's Clothes" by Lizi Tiantian

Copywriter:

Jinyuan added the company boss's WeChat account because of his big adventure, but he planned to delete it when he got home.

After returning home, he received two messages at the same time.

A message from the company about working overtime, and a reply from the boss: Who are you?

Jin Yuan, who had been working overtime for three consecutive months, was so angry that he couldn't control himself, and replied a message: "Brother, my name is Yuanyuan, do you want an appointment?"

Presumably this inhumane boss would not pay attention to this kind of spam, but the next day he received another message for the first time: "Send a photo to see."

Where did he get a picture of a man?

The moment Jinyuan hesitated in deleting WeChat and choosing online photos, he received a message from the company to work overtime.

The hand holding the phone tightened: "Sister, lend me your skirt to wear!"

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Jiang He is an out-and-out successful person in the eyes of everyone, even he himself thinks so.

But only in the dead of night did he clearly realize how lonely he was.

He has no friends, his family members have their own lives, and his address book and WeChat are full of partners and subordinates.

He couldn't find a chat partner to talk to.

Until one day, his WeChat passed a stranger.

At this point, life began to become more colorful.