Dude, don't you eat candy?
Chapter 3
Bai Ye and Jiang Xuchao didn't know yet, what they did was clearly seen by the round eyes of the roommate in the dark.
On a summer night, the two who had just taken a shower were sweating lightly after strenuous exercise, and the air was filled with the salty and damp smell of a beach.
It is the taste of youth.
"You sleep in my bed tonight, don't go up."
Bai Ye whispered, but in the darkness, his voice was very clear.
Jiang Xuchao agreed without thinking, and lightly tapped the opponent's shoulder with his fist angrily.
"Sure, otherwise I'll have to make the floor."
Turning off the dim bedside lamp, it was already barely enough for Bai Ye to sleep on the narrow bed, but with Jiang Xuchao, it seemed a little cramped.
Bai Ye lay on the inside, turned sideways, leaving some space for the other party.
At this time, I heard the other party muttering: "It's over, it's over, the dark circles under my eyes will definitely not be seen tomorrow morning, how can I meet Miss Ren like this..."
Miss?
Bai Ye's heart shuddered, and he pretended to say casually, "Yo Hoo, where is the young lady, are you dreaming?"
"Hey! Why am I dreaming? Anyway, I am also our department's grass."
Jiang Xuchao said angrily, "There is a beautiful young lady who is interviewing with me. Her name is Mu Siya. She lives up to her name. Her long and shiny black hair can be used in commercials. She is definitely a school belle."
"How did you meet?"
Jiang Xuchao was a little embarrassed: "Recently, the students from the universities near us are all looking for jobs collectively? When I went to the interview a few days ago, the other party went to the interview alone. I picked up the hat for him, and we talked. The other party took the initiative to add me!"
Bai Ye raised his eyebrows, thinking it shouldn't be. In their area, who doesn't know that Jiang Xuchao is a stupid and handsome guy of the Cannian department, with a superficial appearance and a touching dual quotient.
A year ago, Jiang Xuchao fell while sprinting at the school sports meeting. During the period, his exaggerated expressions were made into GIF animations and emoticons and became popular on the Internet. Later, in the Top Ten Singers competition, his crazy singing voice became popular again.
A handsome young guy with "strength" was on the trending search twice during college, which is simply shocking.
In addition, there are also those who dragged the senior who was pretending to be sick and prepared to confess into the men's toilet by mistake, and jumped up and ignored the junior who was standing in front of him and confessed to Bai Ye in order to catch up with Bai Ye, and confessed on his knees. The deeds of his junior student who accidentally bumped into the sky and so on are still talked about by people.
There are rumors in the school that to confess to Jiang Xuchao, one must not only be prepared to return home without a feather, but also have to weigh whether one can bear the trauma of the soul.
So, this guy is just clamoring "I want to fall in love", but in fact, he is homely and lazy and hangs out with boys in the same class, and rarely talks to girls, and he doesn't use any dating software, and his circle of friends is quite narrow.
In Jiang Xuchao's words, that is: You don't need too many friends, so instead of wasting time on useless social interactions, wouldn't it be nice to sleep and play games?
So, as long as it is good at using its face and body, the pond is already full of fish.
Bai Ye rubbed his chin and asked:
"If it's the school belle, it should be very famous. Why haven't I heard of this name?"
Jiang Xuchao nodded, with longing in his eyes.
"Well, I guess it's the school belle of our school next door, but she's so gentle! She has a fluttering white dress, and she said that she usually wears no makeup, and makeup that doesn't work well will burn her skin. I look at her skin like a porcelain doll. "
"...heh~"
Bai Ye immediately glanced at the little straight man beside him with a "poor" expression.
In all likelihood, he was tricked.
What a straight man thinks of as "no makeup" is [-]% likely to be just makeup.
God knows that girls who only wear lipstick will be considered heavy makeup, and some stupid straight men know how to use a hammer.
In addition, would a beautiful girl with good skin and no blemishes really take the initiative to reveal that she usually has "no makeup" in front of a man she met for the first time?
In addition to the phrase "cosmetics that don't work well will burn the skin", no matter how you hear it... the tea smells like tea, isn't it really implying that someone else is giving something.
Forget it, he won't puncture the other party's little fantasy for the time being, tomorrow he will meet the girl named Mu Siya in the past for a while to see if the other party is good or bad.
But whether it's good or bad, Bai Ye must find ways to repel his potential enemies!
But, just in case, he is going to ask the senior sister later.
The senior's name is Zhao Yumeng, and she was the class assistant of Bai Ye's freshman class at the beginning of school.
After going to college for several years, they can see the head teacher's face with their fingers. When students have any difficulties, they will always ask the senior sister for help.
Bai Ye had nothing to do and ran for a psychological committee member, and usually communicated with Zhao Yumeng a lot.
After going back and forth, they also gradually changed from the relationship between senior sisters and juniors to friends who can make friends.
After Jiang Xuchao let out a steady breathing sound, Bai Ye sent a message to Zhao Yumeng, put down his phone and prepared to go to bed.
He originally planned to wait until tomorrow morning to read the news, but he didn't expect that the other party could reply in seconds in the middle of the night.
Bai Ye: Brother Meng, have you ever heard of a girl named Mu Siya in the school next door?Is he a good person? 【Doggie. JPG】
Brother Meng in society (Li Yumeng): Xiaobai, you are interesting. You don’t sleep in the middle of the night. I am here with me to inquire about other girls. I am thinking that spring has passed for a long time [Go to your mua’s.JPG]
Bai Ye: You haven't slept yet? 【are you human? .JPG]
Bai Ye: It wasn't me, it was Xiaochao who said that he would go to an interview with her tomorrow. From Xiaochao's words, it sounded like the other party might not be a good person, so if he wanted to consult for a while, the other party might be blind.
That's right, that girl named Musiya is blind to fall in love with a straight guy who has no romantic cells and can't understand hints. Fish farming is not like that.
Society you fierce brother: Xiaochao?Nasty, when did you call him that?Didn't they all call 'Xiao. Jiang' in the past? 【Crazy smacking lips.JPG】
Brother Meng in the society: But being blind is outrageous hahahaha~ Which girl has not been deceived by a vase.No problem, I'll ask for you, and I'll let you know tomorrow morning as soon as I have any news.
Bai Ye: So why are you staying up so late?I think you don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend either.
Brother Meng in the society: make a report [smile.JPG].
Brother Meng in the society: I will return this to you without change. Why don’t you sleep in the middle of the night?I wonder if you are not good at doing it?
Bai Ye chuckled: Guess what? 【The clown is actually by my side.JPG】
Brother Meng: Tsk, don't play with your father. 【Shixian: You are so coquettish.JPG】
Bai Ye: To be honest, I slept with Xiaochao [Shy.JPG]
Society you fierce brother: what?Just the two of you in the bedroom?Is it exciting?
Bai Ye: Don't worry, all four of you are here.But it's exciting, I'm afraid that Su Chen will find us lying together in the middle of the night, his light bulb can't sleep well, he keeps turning over and bluffing people.
Society you fierce brother: Yoho, rwkk?
Bai Ye: Are you thinking of farting [I will directly lift your sky cap.JPG]
Bai Ye: Indulge in the joy of stealing incense, stealing jade.
Brother Meng in society: [The heart of the underage has been shocked.JPG]
The two of them went offline after joking for a while. Li Yumeng obviously didn't take Bai Ye's words seriously, and even looked at the chat messages and sneered.
It's just a trick among straight men.
But the complaints are all complaints, she still sent a message to a few friends from the neighboring school as soon as possible, and then asked someone to further inquire about Mu Siya's news.
A beautiful girl at the school belle level can always have a good time, inquire about it and there will be news soon.
……
Bai Ye put the phone aside casually, lay on his side, looked at Jiang Xuchao's sleeping face, and couldn't help but let out a chuckle.
"He's naive and straight when he's awake, and he's a puppy when he's asleep. It's the same no matter which world he's in."
In the parallel world, he seems to be a natural bent. He has not been in good health since he was a child, and his personality is still soft. Just because he fainted during military training and was carried to the infirmary by Jiang Xuchao, it was love at first sight.
Then in the parallel world, Jiang Xuchao was more gentle and considerate than now. Even though Bai Ye was a little taller, he was still regarded as a little brother and received meticulous care from him.
Because both of them have very good looks, and their relationship has always been dangerously close, so the girls directly filtered them out of the love circle.
This also caused Jiang Xuchao to always reflect on why no girl likes him since he is obviously not a crooked melon.
But at the same time, he has a very good relationship with the same sex, and he was confessed to by several boys.
For a straight man to be confessed by a boy he doesn't know, it's so sour, like a thunderbolt.
In order to reject others, Jiang Xuchao naturally thought of pulling Bai Ye out to help block the gun... So, the misunderstanding was like a snowball, getting bigger and bigger.
Obviously the two of them have not dated, but the people around them feel that they have been together for a long time.
Until one time, Jiang Xuchao's mother called and questioned why her son didn't have a girlfriend, and whether he had mixed up with dubious people at school.
Bai Ye in the parallel world realizes that his own existence may bring troubles to Jiang Xuchao's normal life in the future. For the sake of the other party, he decides to take the initiative to stay away. He asks the girls in the same class to act together in a play, which makes Jiang Xuchao feel that Bai Ye has already passed away. Have a relationship partner.
After another month, Jiang Xuchao finally couldn't bear Bai Ye's active departure, and confide his troubles to the psychological committee of girls in the same class. Only then did the girls understand the cause and effect, and they brought the two together, piercing the window paper .
So the love story in the parallel world has been written very completely.
——So, what about them now?
Bai Ye gently pressed Jiang Xuchao's lips with his fingers, and the touch from his fingertips was so soft that he immediately wanted to nibble on it.
I don't know if it is as soft as the taste in the dream.
Thinking of this, Bai Ye couldn't help but complain a little more.
"Miss and sister are all fake, the person you like is Bai Ye, and the person you most want to associate with is your brother Bai Ye who sleeps in the lower bunk..."
Bai Ye's breath and voice were like a pair of kitten's paws, gently scratching Jiang Xuchao's ears.
The sleeping Jiang Xuchao snorted, frowned uncomfortably, waved one hand, and turned his back to Bai Ye.
Seeing this, Bai Ye leaned closer and gently hugged him in his arms.
In a sense, this position seems even more dangerous.
The body temperature of the person in his arms made Bai Ye feel relieved, as if hugging the person in front of him, he could reap a sweet dream.
After a while, he also decided to sleep.
As everyone knows, the roommates in the same dormitory are destined to spend a sleepless night.
On a summer night, the two who had just taken a shower were sweating lightly after strenuous exercise, and the air was filled with the salty and damp smell of a beach.
It is the taste of youth.
"You sleep in my bed tonight, don't go up."
Bai Ye whispered, but in the darkness, his voice was very clear.
Jiang Xuchao agreed without thinking, and lightly tapped the opponent's shoulder with his fist angrily.
"Sure, otherwise I'll have to make the floor."
Turning off the dim bedside lamp, it was already barely enough for Bai Ye to sleep on the narrow bed, but with Jiang Xuchao, it seemed a little cramped.
Bai Ye lay on the inside, turned sideways, leaving some space for the other party.
At this time, I heard the other party muttering: "It's over, it's over, the dark circles under my eyes will definitely not be seen tomorrow morning, how can I meet Miss Ren like this..."
Miss?
Bai Ye's heart shuddered, and he pretended to say casually, "Yo Hoo, where is the young lady, are you dreaming?"
"Hey! Why am I dreaming? Anyway, I am also our department's grass."
Jiang Xuchao said angrily, "There is a beautiful young lady who is interviewing with me. Her name is Mu Siya. She lives up to her name. Her long and shiny black hair can be used in commercials. She is definitely a school belle."
"How did you meet?"
Jiang Xuchao was a little embarrassed: "Recently, the students from the universities near us are all looking for jobs collectively? When I went to the interview a few days ago, the other party went to the interview alone. I picked up the hat for him, and we talked. The other party took the initiative to add me!"
Bai Ye raised his eyebrows, thinking it shouldn't be. In their area, who doesn't know that Jiang Xuchao is a stupid and handsome guy of the Cannian department, with a superficial appearance and a touching dual quotient.
A year ago, Jiang Xuchao fell while sprinting at the school sports meeting. During the period, his exaggerated expressions were made into GIF animations and emoticons and became popular on the Internet. Later, in the Top Ten Singers competition, his crazy singing voice became popular again.
A handsome young guy with "strength" was on the trending search twice during college, which is simply shocking.
In addition, there are also those who dragged the senior who was pretending to be sick and prepared to confess into the men's toilet by mistake, and jumped up and ignored the junior who was standing in front of him and confessed to Bai Ye in order to catch up with Bai Ye, and confessed on his knees. The deeds of his junior student who accidentally bumped into the sky and so on are still talked about by people.
There are rumors in the school that to confess to Jiang Xuchao, one must not only be prepared to return home without a feather, but also have to weigh whether one can bear the trauma of the soul.
So, this guy is just clamoring "I want to fall in love", but in fact, he is homely and lazy and hangs out with boys in the same class, and rarely talks to girls, and he doesn't use any dating software, and his circle of friends is quite narrow.
In Jiang Xuchao's words, that is: You don't need too many friends, so instead of wasting time on useless social interactions, wouldn't it be nice to sleep and play games?
So, as long as it is good at using its face and body, the pond is already full of fish.
Bai Ye rubbed his chin and asked:
"If it's the school belle, it should be very famous. Why haven't I heard of this name?"
Jiang Xuchao nodded, with longing in his eyes.
"Well, I guess it's the school belle of our school next door, but she's so gentle! She has a fluttering white dress, and she said that she usually wears no makeup, and makeup that doesn't work well will burn her skin. I look at her skin like a porcelain doll. "
"...heh~"
Bai Ye immediately glanced at the little straight man beside him with a "poor" expression.
In all likelihood, he was tricked.
What a straight man thinks of as "no makeup" is [-]% likely to be just makeup.
God knows that girls who only wear lipstick will be considered heavy makeup, and some stupid straight men know how to use a hammer.
In addition, would a beautiful girl with good skin and no blemishes really take the initiative to reveal that she usually has "no makeup" in front of a man she met for the first time?
In addition to the phrase "cosmetics that don't work well will burn the skin", no matter how you hear it... the tea smells like tea, isn't it really implying that someone else is giving something.
Forget it, he won't puncture the other party's little fantasy for the time being, tomorrow he will meet the girl named Mu Siya in the past for a while to see if the other party is good or bad.
But whether it's good or bad, Bai Ye must find ways to repel his potential enemies!
But, just in case, he is going to ask the senior sister later.
The senior's name is Zhao Yumeng, and she was the class assistant of Bai Ye's freshman class at the beginning of school.
After going to college for several years, they can see the head teacher's face with their fingers. When students have any difficulties, they will always ask the senior sister for help.
Bai Ye had nothing to do and ran for a psychological committee member, and usually communicated with Zhao Yumeng a lot.
After going back and forth, they also gradually changed from the relationship between senior sisters and juniors to friends who can make friends.
After Jiang Xuchao let out a steady breathing sound, Bai Ye sent a message to Zhao Yumeng, put down his phone and prepared to go to bed.
He originally planned to wait until tomorrow morning to read the news, but he didn't expect that the other party could reply in seconds in the middle of the night.
Bai Ye: Brother Meng, have you ever heard of a girl named Mu Siya in the school next door?Is he a good person? 【Doggie. JPG】
Brother Meng in society (Li Yumeng): Xiaobai, you are interesting. You don’t sleep in the middle of the night. I am here with me to inquire about other girls. I am thinking that spring has passed for a long time [Go to your mua’s.JPG]
Bai Ye: You haven't slept yet? 【are you human? .JPG]
Bai Ye: It wasn't me, it was Xiaochao who said that he would go to an interview with her tomorrow. From Xiaochao's words, it sounded like the other party might not be a good person, so if he wanted to consult for a while, the other party might be blind.
That's right, that girl named Musiya is blind to fall in love with a straight guy who has no romantic cells and can't understand hints. Fish farming is not like that.
Society you fierce brother: Xiaochao?Nasty, when did you call him that?Didn't they all call 'Xiao. Jiang' in the past? 【Crazy smacking lips.JPG】
Brother Meng in the society: But being blind is outrageous hahahaha~ Which girl has not been deceived by a vase.No problem, I'll ask for you, and I'll let you know tomorrow morning as soon as I have any news.
Bai Ye: So why are you staying up so late?I think you don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend either.
Brother Meng in the society: make a report [smile.JPG].
Brother Meng in the society: I will return this to you without change. Why don’t you sleep in the middle of the night?I wonder if you are not good at doing it?
Bai Ye chuckled: Guess what? 【The clown is actually by my side.JPG】
Brother Meng: Tsk, don't play with your father. 【Shixian: You are so coquettish.JPG】
Bai Ye: To be honest, I slept with Xiaochao [Shy.JPG]
Society you fierce brother: what?Just the two of you in the bedroom?Is it exciting?
Bai Ye: Don't worry, all four of you are here.But it's exciting, I'm afraid that Su Chen will find us lying together in the middle of the night, his light bulb can't sleep well, he keeps turning over and bluffing people.
Society you fierce brother: Yoho, rwkk?
Bai Ye: Are you thinking of farting [I will directly lift your sky cap.JPG]
Bai Ye: Indulge in the joy of stealing incense, stealing jade.
Brother Meng in society: [The heart of the underage has been shocked.JPG]
The two of them went offline after joking for a while. Li Yumeng obviously didn't take Bai Ye's words seriously, and even looked at the chat messages and sneered.
It's just a trick among straight men.
But the complaints are all complaints, she still sent a message to a few friends from the neighboring school as soon as possible, and then asked someone to further inquire about Mu Siya's news.
A beautiful girl at the school belle level can always have a good time, inquire about it and there will be news soon.
……
Bai Ye put the phone aside casually, lay on his side, looked at Jiang Xuchao's sleeping face, and couldn't help but let out a chuckle.
"He's naive and straight when he's awake, and he's a puppy when he's asleep. It's the same no matter which world he's in."
In the parallel world, he seems to be a natural bent. He has not been in good health since he was a child, and his personality is still soft. Just because he fainted during military training and was carried to the infirmary by Jiang Xuchao, it was love at first sight.
Then in the parallel world, Jiang Xuchao was more gentle and considerate than now. Even though Bai Ye was a little taller, he was still regarded as a little brother and received meticulous care from him.
Because both of them have very good looks, and their relationship has always been dangerously close, so the girls directly filtered them out of the love circle.
This also caused Jiang Xuchao to always reflect on why no girl likes him since he is obviously not a crooked melon.
But at the same time, he has a very good relationship with the same sex, and he was confessed to by several boys.
For a straight man to be confessed by a boy he doesn't know, it's so sour, like a thunderbolt.
In order to reject others, Jiang Xuchao naturally thought of pulling Bai Ye out to help block the gun... So, the misunderstanding was like a snowball, getting bigger and bigger.
Obviously the two of them have not dated, but the people around them feel that they have been together for a long time.
Until one time, Jiang Xuchao's mother called and questioned why her son didn't have a girlfriend, and whether he had mixed up with dubious people at school.
Bai Ye in the parallel world realizes that his own existence may bring troubles to Jiang Xuchao's normal life in the future. For the sake of the other party, he decides to take the initiative to stay away. He asks the girls in the same class to act together in a play, which makes Jiang Xuchao feel that Bai Ye has already passed away. Have a relationship partner.
After another month, Jiang Xuchao finally couldn't bear Bai Ye's active departure, and confide his troubles to the psychological committee of girls in the same class. Only then did the girls understand the cause and effect, and they brought the two together, piercing the window paper .
So the love story in the parallel world has been written very completely.
——So, what about them now?
Bai Ye gently pressed Jiang Xuchao's lips with his fingers, and the touch from his fingertips was so soft that he immediately wanted to nibble on it.
I don't know if it is as soft as the taste in the dream.
Thinking of this, Bai Ye couldn't help but complain a little more.
"Miss and sister are all fake, the person you like is Bai Ye, and the person you most want to associate with is your brother Bai Ye who sleeps in the lower bunk..."
Bai Ye's breath and voice were like a pair of kitten's paws, gently scratching Jiang Xuchao's ears.
The sleeping Jiang Xuchao snorted, frowned uncomfortably, waved one hand, and turned his back to Bai Ye.
Seeing this, Bai Ye leaned closer and gently hugged him in his arms.
In a sense, this position seems even more dangerous.
The body temperature of the person in his arms made Bai Ye feel relieved, as if hugging the person in front of him, he could reap a sweet dream.
After a while, he also decided to sleep.
As everyone knows, the roommates in the same dormitory are destined to spend a sleepless night.
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