Dude, don't you eat candy?

The moonlight shone through the translucent curtains into the window of 301, the male dormitory of Hangzhou College of Finance and Economics. It was already a night in November, and the air was still filled with a lingering heat.

Especially in the positive environment like the boys' dormitory, this kind of enthusiasm is even more obvious.

"Well!"

Bai Ye snorted, his whole body shook, and he opened his eyes suddenly.

Through the bright moonlight, he looked at the bed board above his head, and his face showed confusion for a moment.

He didn't know whether he was in a dream or in reality.

Throwing the flimsy air conditioner aside, Bai Ye felt very uncomfortable with being drenched all over his body... all over his body!

"Damn, I have to change my underwear again."

He cursed, got up on tiptoe, and after seeing the other three roommates all fell asleep, he breathed a sigh of relief, took out a change of underwear from the cabinet at his feet, and walked to the toilet as calmly as possible.

The dirty underwear and dirty clothes were thrown into the sink smartly, and then Bai Ye turned on the shower head.

The warm water hit his face, gradually waking up his consciousness from the confusion in the dream.

His gaze fell on the full-length mirror mounted on the shower partition.

The young man in the mirror is 1.8 meters tall. Because of his regular exercise, his skin is healthy and honey-colored. He has six-pack abdominal muscles, wide shoulders, narrow waist, hips and long legs. His muscles are plump and well-proportioned. The beautiful streamlined shape makes people want to take a bite and taste this vigorous and vigorous body.

Shifting the gaze upwards from the body, there is a handsome face.

Under the sharp eyebrows, there is a pair of bright and energetic pupils, the bridge of the nose is straight, the corners of the mouth are slightly raised, as if there is a warm smile hanging on it at any time, and then there is the smooth jawline like a knife.

All of these outline the young man's bold yet steady temperament.

Bai Ye touched his face and murmured, "It's indeed me, it's different from the 'me' in that world."

During this period of time, he would always intermittently dream that he became another self in a parallel world. He could not control his body, but he could see what the other party saw, hear what the other party heard, and feel what the other party was feeling. You can even hear each other's heart clearly.

In the parallel world, his skin color is whiter than his current self, and his overall facial features appear softer, but under his tall and seemingly slender figure is a body that is also well-trained. "Muscle" is a perfect description.

Moreover, there is still a big gap between the other party's character and him.

For example, the other party loves to cook and has a skill comparable to that of a restaurant chef, but he doesn't like and is good at cooking so much, and even finds it troublesome.

However, the biggest difference is not the culinary aspect.

In fact, in the parallel world, he likes men, and has been dating his good brother Jiang Xuchao for two years!

By the way... no, not by the way.

The main thing is.

He is attacking!

Should I say it's misfortune, or luck... Suddenly I feel like a man, that man is still a good brother who sleeps on my upper bunk, but luckily I'm an attacker...

Just thinking of this, Bai Ye felt an unknown fire burning in his heart.

The two grown-up men have been dating for two years, and they must have reached the point of getting to know each other better. For example, he just dreamed about the scene of the two working hard, and now he really can't resist it.

Stop, stop!Otherwise, tonight would be endless.

Bai Ye lowered the temperature of the water a bit, and let the slightly cool water jet hit his body, causing the almost irritable and roaring husband to fall into a deep sleep again.

After taking a shower, he changed into a white T and clean underpants. At the same time, he scrubbed the wet underpants several times to ensure that no suspicious marks would be left before hanging them on the hanger on the balcony. .

After doing all this, Bai Ye lay back on the bed, staring directly at the bed board.

I was going to sleep.

However, just thinking of Jiang Xuchao who was lying on the upper bunk facing him in a flat posture, his eyes seemed to penetrate this layer of wood.

Rounding it up again, they have reached the negative distance of love!

This is often the case with people. The more you want to force yourself to sleep, the easier it is to think about things in your mind.

At this moment, Bai Ye was thinking about it, a pile of mosaics chattered non-stop in front of his eyes, and all the blood in his body was concentrated on the flag.

Oh, what a headache.

"Tsk, then we have to wait until we have a formal relationship. We haven't started dating yet."

He smacked his lips, recalled the taste of the entrance in his dream, then turned over and opened his laptop on the bedside, opened the small table, intending to use work to return himself to the sage mode.

Bai Ye's pen name is "White Flame". He is a writer at the level of a god. Since high school, he has signed a contract with the largest male-frequency literature website - Dianwen Literature.com. Put it, and then sold the copyright while the iron was hot and made a lot of money.

In the most difficult time in the past, this sum of money made him completely independent financially.

After graduating from high school, he officially started his creative path.

He has always been a hardworking writer, and usually ensures that he is between 200 and [-]. In the past five years, he has completed six novels worth [-] million, including Wen Hong and Xiao Hong. Currently, the seventh book is in the process of being archived. .

Compared with ordinary college students, he has already saved enough money to buy a house and a car, and his savings card already has seven figures.

As soon as Bai Ye turned on the computer, the WiFi was automatically connected, and QQ was automatically logged in. Immediately afterwards, he saw more than a dozen messages from his little friend.

His little friend is the same age as him, but he writes in the Lushui Literary City next door. He is a rotten man whose sexual orientation is shaky. Now he has become a gangster and sold the copyright. He is living a happy life smelly.

The two met in a transparent author group when they first started writing the book.

That group of writers has gone for a long time, and it has been four years since they first met, separated by two different novel websites, and they have witnessed their own growth, which is also a great fate.

Caiju Meow: Is brother there?

Caiju Meow: Hey, I fell asleep, please help me read the copy, my old article is finished and I plan to open another book focusing on sweet cookies, you can see if it is cute, remember to return to me as soon as you finish reading it!

Caiju meow: (offline files waiting to be received)

Bai Ye drank mineral water, clicked on the document to read it, his pupils quivered immediately, and a sip of water almost sprayed on the computer screen.

"My roommate found out that I was writing Danmei novels"

Very good, you can tell what kind of article it is just by looking at the title.

Copywriter:

Bai Hua, a gentle scum, a pure love author, dressed up as a straight man and wandered around the corners of the campus to observe the real situation, but wrote a series of novels that straight men were forbidden to read and made a living by it.

After changing dormitories at the beginning of school, Bai Hua fell in love with her masculine and handsome school grass roommate with eight-pack abs, and used her as a model to write a love story that made her blush and heartbeat!

In the document, he and his straight male roommate are sweet and sweet, and their love is progressing for thousands of miles!I have even thought about where the ashes will be buried in the future!

Later, the straight male roommate found out.

Bai Ye knew that it was time for the other party to understand his position.

——If you want to flirt, just bite the bullet and do it!

Elegant scum writer attack X sunshine straight male athlete subject, where the theory is full. Male X pure love. Male!

Ok……

After reading it carefully, Bai Ye finally swallowed the Liang Baikai in his mouth, and returned a message with a cold face:

Not bad is not bad, anyway, even if your copywriting is just an exclamation point, there are still a lot of readers who will bookmark and subscribe for you.

But little brother, you have a tough head, and you use your old man as a prototype openly and aboveboard?

Do I still have to praise you for being conscientious and not writing me as a subject?

Picking Chrysanthemum Meow: Brother woc, you haven't slept yet, it's so rare, the enthusiastic old wild cat went to take a shower in the middle of the night, lonely and sleepless?

Picking Chrysanthemum Meow: Meow meow?No ah!How common is the surname Bai in the Internet literature world!The word "Hua" is simply arrogant, and it can just reflect the image of the protagonist, a gentle scum, a beast in clothes and clothes!In short, there is absolutely no prototype, I made it up!

Bai Ye raised his eyebrows and caught a bug for the other party:

Hey, did you see that there is a bug in your copywriting, the last white birch is labeled as your father's name, the evidence is solid, tell me what to do?

Caiju meow: [Lust and sexual desire are gone! 】.jpg

Caiju meow: Boss, I saw a group photo of you in the dormitory a few days ago in the space, and I thought your roommate was too handsome, so I was inspired, besides, you are not writing about pure love!Art always comes from reality. Didn’t you write me as cannon fodder in the article?

Bai Ye chuckled: 【Death to me】.jpg

Claws.

Forget it, write it, anyway, these days the Internet is strictly censored, only two heads are allowed to fall in love, and you can still write a flower or not.

Picking Chrysanthemum Meow: I can indeed write a flower, chrysanthemum...cough cough~

I have stewed meat and I promise to give it to you as soon as possible, let's circulate it internally!Guaranteed to be so fragrant that you scream and want to be a roommate immediately!

Bai Ye smiled and agreed: ODK, I've been thinking about it a lot, it's not lonely and I can't sleep in the middle of the night, I miss him.

Caiju meow replied with a haha: Hahahahaha...

At first glance there is nothing wrong with it.

So after a moment of silence.

Caijumiao on the opposite side suddenly sent a series of question marks and exclamation marks over, expressing his deep shock in the form of swiping the screen!

At the end, the other party asked: Brother!Haven't you always been a straight man who can't tell the difference between lipstick colors?

Although I'm also a straight man, it's just that I'm rotten... Could it be that a male author like you suddenly became rotten?

so suddenly! ?

Bai Ye stared at the word "straight man" that appeared on the screen, and fell into deep thought:

"Does this beep have the right to call himself a rotten boy? He has never liked girls before, and he only yells at passing little brothers, right?"

After pondering for a while, he typed a rather deep sentence, and then clicked send:

Sexuality is like Schrödinger's cat, which is both straight and bent at the same time until the cabinet door is opened.

Some people walked out generously after the cabinet door was opened, which is called "coming out"; After opening the door of the cupboard, they repeatedly dance horizontally and dance against the wind, which is "all can be done".

Bai Ye saw "the other party is typing..." flashing on the top of the chat window, but he didn't reply for a long time.

You can imagine how the person on the other side was entangled.

After a while, Caiju Miao finally sent a message:

So brother, you mean you are bent, right?The other party is your roommate? why? howcanyou eat the grass beside the nest!

Don't the other little brothers smell good?

Bai Ye answered a series of questions for the other party:

Yes, to be precise, I only have feelings for him, the grass beside the nest is easier to chew, and others are not as fragrant as him.

Caiju meow: ...Brother, you are too chic, I wish you catch up with him soon!

Bai Ye chuckled: We have reached the Great Consummation of life.

Picking chrysanthemum meow was terrified:?The life of two straight men is perfect? ? ?How did you achieve it?Does it hurt the first time?Is it bleeding?To be comfortable or to attack comfortably...

Bai Ye just wanted to answer when he was in the parallel world.

But suddenly, his hand on the keyboard stopped.

"Well, it's so itchy..."

He suddenly heard Jiang Xuchao on the upper bunk mutter something, turned over, and then sat up straight.

There was a "cheep" sound from the bed board.

Out of the little brotherhood left, Bai Ye typed three words in the chat window, then closed the notebook with a snap, and went to care about his roommate, brother and lover in the parallel world.

Ever since, Caijumiao, who was on the opposite side, saw Bai Ye suddenly send the earth-shattering three words. After that, despite his trembling body, he tried to shake the window to find someone, but he couldn't find him anymore.

In the middle of the night, the chrysanthemum-picking meow who coded passionately online exploded into the sky on the spot.

"Grass (a plant)! This man who has no brotherhood!!! Go, you go honorably step on the ladder of adulthood!!!"

On Caijumiao's computer screen, the message from Bai Ye was displayed brightly.

Bai Ye: He said it was itchy.