What should I do if I dress up as the main character?

About "Red Envelope"

Every New Year's Eve, in addition to the New Year's Eve dinner and fireworks, there is another rule that is indispensable, that is, the red envelopes that everyone looks forward to.

Although it is the world of cultivating immortals, everyone's age is multiplied by a hundred, but there is still no one who should be there.

This year, Jiang Churen got a lot of red envelopes from the elders of the Tianyao Sect, and distributed them to Xu Ru, Su Yuqing, and Qi Chenmi, and the rest to Duanyunfeng disciples.

After a round of distribution like this, the one who got the most red envelopes was Qi Chen. He was the youngest of all, and he only needed to distribute it to his own peak disciples.

Qi Chen didn't have that smug smile on his face, he walked back and forth with a thick red envelope, telling Su Yuqing that his red envelope was definitely not as good as his own.

After a comparison, they were almost the same, Qi Chen immediately exploded, took a look, and found that the biggest red envelope was actually from the Great Elder.

One side was noisy, but on the other side, Xu Ru was extremely melancholy. As the second senior brother, he only received red envelopes from the First Elder and Jiang Churen this year, and it quickly became empty. Next time, he should run away as soon as possible.

About "Weight"

Su Yuqing recently found that she was gaining weight.

It wasn't because of obvious changes in body shape, widening of the waist or something, but it was discovered by weighing.

Why is it heavy?Su Yuqing couldn't figure it out as she picked up the rice, and there was still food in the bowl that Yue Yihan kept picking for herself, and she still couldn't figure it out in the end.

About "Nursing Grass"

Recently, Xu Ru had to go out for important things, and the flowers and plants in the yard had already been found, but there was only one thing that he couldn't find a good place to go.

So, when Su Yuqing opened the door, she caught a pot of green plants with a dazed expression.

After the very irresponsible second senior brother paid homage to him and ran away with a smile, Su Yuqing officially took over the custody of this pot (species?, habit?, cycle?) of three unknown plants.

I will call it grass for the time being, because it looks like grass no matter what.

On the first day, water.

The next day, bask in the sun.

On the third day, do nothing.

……

On the fifth day, the grass turned yellow.

On the sixth day, the grass was dry.

Silently facing the pot of grass, Su Yuqing: ...

Now go outside and pull out a handful of weeds, replace the ones in the pot, and pretend nothing happened, is there any chance?

Xu Ru came back from another place and asked himself what happened to the potted plant that he gave to Su Yuqing.

Su Yuqing's silence is golden, and under Xu Ru's suspicious gaze, she took out the pot of grass that had turned into hay.

Su Yuqing was about to express her deep regret and guilt.

As a result, Xu Ru smiled and said with satisfaction: "It's not bad, haha."

Then, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he grabbed the dried blade of grass and pulled it out from the soil, "This kind of plant has its medicinal value only after it withers naturally. Brother, I read that right, brother, you really are a natural plant killer."

Su Yuqing: ...

Where is the sword, I want to stab someone.

About "I want to be more intimate with Master every day, but always fail"

Before Yue Yihan was reborn, when he was a young man, he happened to meet Su Yuqing who couldn't sleep and came out for a walk one morning.

After walking all the way with blushing and thumping hearts together, I deliberately woke up early the next day, wanting to run into Su Yuqing just like yesterday.

After running around, seeing Su Yuqing's back, he stopped, suppressed his excitement and said, "Good morning, Master."

Su Yuqing hummed.

Yue Yihan asked: "Master alone? Do you want to be together..."

"Wait." Su Yuqing raised her hand: "A few strands of hair fell out."

I thought to myself, I feel like a little rabbit who hasn't washed his face well, and he smiled: "Didn't sleep well?"

Yue Yihan's face turned red, he couldn't answer, and said, "...disciple...disciple still has something to do, see you, master."

Su Yuqing: "Huh?"

Yue Yihan blushed and regretted that he had managed to get more intimate with the master, but still made a fool of himself in front of him, how could he be so stupid.

Yue Yihan left, only a distant figure remained.

Su Yuqing:?