If it weren't for Chu Yu's support, Ruan Jiao would have been yelled to the ground by this voice. He had guessed [-] times what would happen if he met his relatives in the original body, and God would give him the [-]th guess, which is ingenious and thrilling!
The scene was chaotic, with whispers everywhere.
Chu Yu immediately asked someone to organize the clearing of the venue. No matter what the status of this man is, it is not good to confront him in public. Please go down and talk.
The man was already old, but he had a greasy face. He was surrounded by four bodyguards and forced himself to invite him outside.
Chu Yu understood Ruan Jiao's background very well, and was rather embarrassed, "Why don't I handle it, and you don't have to worry about it."
Ruan Jiao crossed over, and the system gave very little introduction to his life experience. An illegitimate child, whose parents died early, was almost equal to an orphan. Suddenly such a big uncle appeared, it was too scary, and he had to ask the system.
"You go home to take care of the children first, Jiang Zhu can't hold back Dan Bao." He straightened Chu Yu's bow tie, "It's either extortion or extortion, I'm more skilled than you in these things."
Chu Yu recalled Ruan Jiao's various strange operations, and then thought about Dan Bao who was about to be bald, and was silent for a while, "If you speak clearly, don't do anything, you can influence Jinsheng stock now!"
Ruan Jiao nodded obediently, smiled and played hooliganism, patted Chu's father's upturned ass, and shamelessly sneaked a kiss.
When Chu Yu reached Wuying'er, he didn't rush to meet someone next door, and quickly called the system out.
"Hey, don't pretend to be dead, my respected uncle next door is still waiting, what's going on?" Ruan Jiao sat back on the sofa unhurriedly.
[Son, it’s like this, when I fixed the data bug, something went wrong.Originally, Ruan Qingda was a passer-by with a single brushstroke, and would not generate any plots. Now, an additional set of data is grafted into it. This data comes from... "I'm the best relative who slaps faces all the way in modern farming". (@?a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="c8a688">[email protected])~】
"..." Ruan Jiao despaired, this was no longer a technical error, this shit was a fantasy accident!
[Now the new plot is like this, your mother Ruan Xiaoxiao was kicked out of the house by the He family, and she has a small treasury of millions of dollars in her hands. Grotto, and finally fell ill and died in poverty.What a tragedy! (⊙v⊙)]
"Damn it!" Ruan Jiao pulled his hair straight out of anger, "Who wrote this kind of rubbish plot? I'm going to cut off his keyboard one by one!"
[Because this is an accident caused by the 720-degree displacement of the Thomas spiral when the system is dealing with BUG, if you successfully handle the face-slapping plot, you will get a "Son Accelerator"!As we all know, for a long time, there have been problems of difficult hatching, low survival rate, and low probability of transformation of alien beasts. Now don't be nine-nine-eight, don't be nine-nine-eight, take the "son accelerator" home!Full of children and grandchildren, fulfill your grandpa dream...]
"Stop!" Ruan Jiao couldn't take it anymore, a host in a red suit was on the screen in front of him, selling directly on TV.
He pressed his aching forehead, "Is your son's accelerator real?"
Some beasts take decades to transform into, and some take hundreds of years. If it can be accelerated, Chu Yu must be very happy to hear Danbao call him father in his lifetime.
[Young old man is not deceived, if you fake it, you will be fined ten! 】
The main god system answered firmly.
"Okay, I originally thought it would be better to have one thing less than one thing more, alas, now I have to reluctantly meet my cheap uncle." Ruan Jiao straightened his hair, stood up and buttoned his suit, and strode towards the door.
[Small it!Remember, there is no money for this plot! Fighting! 】
"Oh, what are you kidding, I would exchange the money for steel coins for my son to fill in the sea, but I won't give it to him." Ruan Jiao laughed, turned his back and waved his hands gracefully towards the sky.
Ruan Jiao pushed open the door and saw two people sitting in the small lounge. The man with drooping eyebrows was Uncle Cheap, and the other woman with a sour face who occupied a large area was who?
Seeing his doubts, the bodyguard next to the door said at the right time, "The lady ran in later and said it was your aunt."
"What!?" Ruan Jiao was stunned, why did this come with a double scum effect?
Just as the bodyguard retreated to close the gate, Ruan Qingda rushed over like a tractor emitting black smoke, and hugged Ruan Jiao, "My poor nephew! My poor sister! I can find you!" !"
Before Ruan Jiao could push him away, his aunt rushed over wiping her tears, "clanging" like a XCMG heavy truck, and even the uncle and nephew smashed against the wall together.
Ruan Jiaosheng struggled helplessly, he was too lazy to be polite, "Stay away from me, I don't know you."
"Son! Why are you talking like that?" Uncle had a heart-piercing expression on his face, "As the saying goes, don't forget the well digger when you drink water. We fed you up with shit and urine... "
"Stop it, my mother doesn't have any siblings, she never mentioned it to me." Ruan Jiao resisted the urge to slap his face into a flip cover, and held the flower shelf of Young Master Jinggui.
Uncle grabbed his sleeve anxiously, "Your mother's name is Ruan Xiaoxiao, my name is Ruan Qingda, and your name is Ruan Jiao. Isn't this something obvious?"
"My name is Wei Osmanthus!" Auntie couldn't hold back her tears, she squeezed her way over and put on a smile in an instant.
Ruan Jiao was grabbed by one person by both sleeves, he feigned embarrassing anger, "There are too many people with the surname Ruan, are they all relatives of my family? If you make trouble again, I will call someone in to deal with it."
The uncle didn't take his eyes off his face for a moment, and gave his wife a sideways wink, and both of them let go.
He was not annoyed either, turned around and sat back on the sofa, took out his cigarette contentedly and lit it, his pale cheeks were sunken, and he smacked hard, "Nephew, for the sake of my poor sister, I have something to say. I didn't want to talk about it."
Ruan Jiao looked at his skilled gangster, sneered in his heart, put on a disgusted and alert expression, and opened the door, "The trouble is over, you go, I don't have relatives, and I won't recognize anyone casually."
Ruan Qingda directly lit the cigarette ash on the carpet, lowered his head and smiled, "You don't know what your mother does? You two were kicked out by the He family. It was your aunt and I who took you in. You are a wolf-hearted thing!"
Ruan Jiao's hand holding the doorknob tightened slightly, and the heavy door closed again with a "bang". He turned his back to the distressed room to calm down the uneasiness and anger in his heart.
The thin back is like a lone swallow, falling into the eyes of a pair of wolves, like a feast of delicious meat.
The scumbag couple looked at each other knowingly. The more prestigious and high-ranking people in this world, the dirtier and dirtier they are behind closed doors. In order to keep their appearance in public, they have to calm down. .
"What are you guys trying to do?" Ruan Jiao asked palely, turning around and leaning against the door.
"Eldest nephew, don't you understand? Of course he is here to be your uncle!" The uncle snuffed out the smoke and walked in front of him, "Uncle also knows that it is not easy for you to climb into Chu's house, and uncle is also here to help you. A good day is not as good as a hundred day red, so you should always think about the future, right?"
"Ru, what if I don't agree?" Ruan Jiao stuck to the door tremblingly.
"Your mother is a mistress, and you are an illegitimate child. Once your young master's background is exposed, can the Chu family still keep you?" Ruan Qingda smiled sinisterly.
Ruan Jiao's eyes sparkled, and his psychological defense completely collapsed, "It's not suitable to talk about it here, another day...can I ask my uncle to have a good talk?"
"Don't be too late, nephew, your aunt is a quick-tempered person." Ruan Qingda clapped his hands and grinned.
Ruan Jiao nodded obediently, "Don't worry, I understand."
He turned around and was about to escape, when Ruan Qingda plucked a lock of hair and put it into the prepared small bag, "Go back and do a DNA test, so I can show it to President Chu, we are really uncles and nephews."
Ruan Jiao was in a trance, and walked out the door holding his disgusting hair. The moment he closed the door, his eyes were sharp, and the bag was bounced away.
Play threats and intimidation with me, stupid mortal!
When Ruan Jiao returned to the villa, before he had time to spoil his husband and son, he plunged into the study, called his assistant and other staff, and arranged the script of "Please enter the urn" in detail.
Everything is well arranged, but the interview location has not been decided for a long time. How can we find a secret place that is not suspicious and can hold a lot of people?
Everyone was lost in thought in the study room. Suddenly, Ruan Jiao remembered the theater that was kidnapped by Chu Shuhua. The back door directly leads to the lounge and dressing room, and the stage is right outside. nice!
It wasn't until the top of the moon that the staff left the study one after another.
Ruan Jiao stretched himself out, and saw Chu Yu holding Dan Bao at the door and looking at him curiously.
"Danbao, you have to be nicer to your father in the future, he started to work hard after he bumped his head." Chu Yuyu taught his son earnestly.
"Cut!" Ruan Jiao walked over and rubbed her husband's face, and then his son's face, "Let you all see what a man with both wisdom and beauty is!"
Danbao needs to drink milk for this meal at night, and Chu's father obviously just finished feeding and hasn't had time to burp the milk. Danbao is just right, and after hearing this sentence, he "vomited" and spit out milk loudly.
Chu Yu didn't dislike it at all, he laughed and hugged his son up to his shoulders, and went downstairs while patting his back, the devilish laughter echoed in the villa for a long time.
On the day of the date, smog enveloped the entire city, and just as Ruan Jiao went out, the sky started to snow.
Fortunately, there were few people at the small reception at the movie launching ceremony, and after the commotion passed, the news was strictly suppressed. Ruan Jiao ordered the duo of scumbags to be arranged in a star-rated hotel outside the Fifth Ring Road.
On the day of the date, first send someone to pick up a gas station in the city, and then change Ruan Jiao to drive the car himself, and the three of them went to a secret place to talk.
Everything seems to be well-arranged and carried out carefully in order to deceive others.
The more Ruan Jiao trembled, as if he was facing an enemy, the more Ruan Qingda felt that he was afraid of revealing his identity and losing his glory and wealth, and the more he felt that he had enough chips in his hands.
Looking at the busy traffic outside the car window, he couldn't help sighing, "Dragon begets dragons and phoenixes, and rats can make holes. The son is just like his mother. He knows how to climb the bed of the rich, and he is also capable when he climbs it accurately." ah!
After a while, the car stopped on the back street of the studio. This is a very remote path with no shops on both sides, and it looks even more desolate in the finely shattered snow.
Ruan Jiao led them to climb the outdoor iron stairs three times. Wei Guihua was fat and clumsy, shaking three times on the slippery iron stairs, like a slippery penguin.
Ruan Jiao pushed open the heavy iron door, pulled down his mask and said to the scum duo, "Come in, we'll talk here."
"Sure, nephew, you can find places like this." Ruan Qingda poked his head furtively, with a smirk on his face, "Don't play tricks, I'll write emails about your business, as long as I can't go back, email Regular mass media, Jinsheng company."
The author has something to say: Thank you everyone, happy reading, bow!
The scene was chaotic, with whispers everywhere.
Chu Yu immediately asked someone to organize the clearing of the venue. No matter what the status of this man is, it is not good to confront him in public. Please go down and talk.
The man was already old, but he had a greasy face. He was surrounded by four bodyguards and forced himself to invite him outside.
Chu Yu understood Ruan Jiao's background very well, and was rather embarrassed, "Why don't I handle it, and you don't have to worry about it."
Ruan Jiao crossed over, and the system gave very little introduction to his life experience. An illegitimate child, whose parents died early, was almost equal to an orphan. Suddenly such a big uncle appeared, it was too scary, and he had to ask the system.
"You go home to take care of the children first, Jiang Zhu can't hold back Dan Bao." He straightened Chu Yu's bow tie, "It's either extortion or extortion, I'm more skilled than you in these things."
Chu Yu recalled Ruan Jiao's various strange operations, and then thought about Dan Bao who was about to be bald, and was silent for a while, "If you speak clearly, don't do anything, you can influence Jinsheng stock now!"
Ruan Jiao nodded obediently, smiled and played hooliganism, patted Chu's father's upturned ass, and shamelessly sneaked a kiss.
When Chu Yu reached Wuying'er, he didn't rush to meet someone next door, and quickly called the system out.
"Hey, don't pretend to be dead, my respected uncle next door is still waiting, what's going on?" Ruan Jiao sat back on the sofa unhurriedly.
[Son, it’s like this, when I fixed the data bug, something went wrong.Originally, Ruan Qingda was a passer-by with a single brushstroke, and would not generate any plots. Now, an additional set of data is grafted into it. This data comes from... "I'm the best relative who slaps faces all the way in modern farming". (@?a href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="c8a688">[email protected])~】
"..." Ruan Jiao despaired, this was no longer a technical error, this shit was a fantasy accident!
[Now the new plot is like this, your mother Ruan Xiaoxiao was kicked out of the house by the He family, and she has a small treasury of millions of dollars in her hands. Grotto, and finally fell ill and died in poverty.What a tragedy! (⊙v⊙)]
"Damn it!" Ruan Jiao pulled his hair straight out of anger, "Who wrote this kind of rubbish plot? I'm going to cut off his keyboard one by one!"
[Because this is an accident caused by the 720-degree displacement of the Thomas spiral when the system is dealing with BUG, if you successfully handle the face-slapping plot, you will get a "Son Accelerator"!As we all know, for a long time, there have been problems of difficult hatching, low survival rate, and low probability of transformation of alien beasts. Now don't be nine-nine-eight, don't be nine-nine-eight, take the "son accelerator" home!Full of children and grandchildren, fulfill your grandpa dream...]
"Stop!" Ruan Jiao couldn't take it anymore, a host in a red suit was on the screen in front of him, selling directly on TV.
He pressed his aching forehead, "Is your son's accelerator real?"
Some beasts take decades to transform into, and some take hundreds of years. If it can be accelerated, Chu Yu must be very happy to hear Danbao call him father in his lifetime.
[Young old man is not deceived, if you fake it, you will be fined ten! 】
The main god system answered firmly.
"Okay, I originally thought it would be better to have one thing less than one thing more, alas, now I have to reluctantly meet my cheap uncle." Ruan Jiao straightened his hair, stood up and buttoned his suit, and strode towards the door.
[Small it!Remember, there is no money for this plot! Fighting! 】
"Oh, what are you kidding, I would exchange the money for steel coins for my son to fill in the sea, but I won't give it to him." Ruan Jiao laughed, turned his back and waved his hands gracefully towards the sky.
Ruan Jiao pushed open the door and saw two people sitting in the small lounge. The man with drooping eyebrows was Uncle Cheap, and the other woman with a sour face who occupied a large area was who?
Seeing his doubts, the bodyguard next to the door said at the right time, "The lady ran in later and said it was your aunt."
"What!?" Ruan Jiao was stunned, why did this come with a double scum effect?
Just as the bodyguard retreated to close the gate, Ruan Qingda rushed over like a tractor emitting black smoke, and hugged Ruan Jiao, "My poor nephew! My poor sister! I can find you!" !"
Before Ruan Jiao could push him away, his aunt rushed over wiping her tears, "clanging" like a XCMG heavy truck, and even the uncle and nephew smashed against the wall together.
Ruan Jiaosheng struggled helplessly, he was too lazy to be polite, "Stay away from me, I don't know you."
"Son! Why are you talking like that?" Uncle had a heart-piercing expression on his face, "As the saying goes, don't forget the well digger when you drink water. We fed you up with shit and urine... "
"Stop it, my mother doesn't have any siblings, she never mentioned it to me." Ruan Jiao resisted the urge to slap his face into a flip cover, and held the flower shelf of Young Master Jinggui.
Uncle grabbed his sleeve anxiously, "Your mother's name is Ruan Xiaoxiao, my name is Ruan Qingda, and your name is Ruan Jiao. Isn't this something obvious?"
"My name is Wei Osmanthus!" Auntie couldn't hold back her tears, she squeezed her way over and put on a smile in an instant.
Ruan Jiao was grabbed by one person by both sleeves, he feigned embarrassing anger, "There are too many people with the surname Ruan, are they all relatives of my family? If you make trouble again, I will call someone in to deal with it."
The uncle didn't take his eyes off his face for a moment, and gave his wife a sideways wink, and both of them let go.
He was not annoyed either, turned around and sat back on the sofa, took out his cigarette contentedly and lit it, his pale cheeks were sunken, and he smacked hard, "Nephew, for the sake of my poor sister, I have something to say. I didn't want to talk about it."
Ruan Jiao looked at his skilled gangster, sneered in his heart, put on a disgusted and alert expression, and opened the door, "The trouble is over, you go, I don't have relatives, and I won't recognize anyone casually."
Ruan Qingda directly lit the cigarette ash on the carpet, lowered his head and smiled, "You don't know what your mother does? You two were kicked out by the He family. It was your aunt and I who took you in. You are a wolf-hearted thing!"
Ruan Jiao's hand holding the doorknob tightened slightly, and the heavy door closed again with a "bang". He turned his back to the distressed room to calm down the uneasiness and anger in his heart.
The thin back is like a lone swallow, falling into the eyes of a pair of wolves, like a feast of delicious meat.
The scumbag couple looked at each other knowingly. The more prestigious and high-ranking people in this world, the dirtier and dirtier they are behind closed doors. In order to keep their appearance in public, they have to calm down. .
"What are you guys trying to do?" Ruan Jiao asked palely, turning around and leaning against the door.
"Eldest nephew, don't you understand? Of course he is here to be your uncle!" The uncle snuffed out the smoke and walked in front of him, "Uncle also knows that it is not easy for you to climb into Chu's house, and uncle is also here to help you. A good day is not as good as a hundred day red, so you should always think about the future, right?"
"Ru, what if I don't agree?" Ruan Jiao stuck to the door tremblingly.
"Your mother is a mistress, and you are an illegitimate child. Once your young master's background is exposed, can the Chu family still keep you?" Ruan Qingda smiled sinisterly.
Ruan Jiao's eyes sparkled, and his psychological defense completely collapsed, "It's not suitable to talk about it here, another day...can I ask my uncle to have a good talk?"
"Don't be too late, nephew, your aunt is a quick-tempered person." Ruan Qingda clapped his hands and grinned.
Ruan Jiao nodded obediently, "Don't worry, I understand."
He turned around and was about to escape, when Ruan Qingda plucked a lock of hair and put it into the prepared small bag, "Go back and do a DNA test, so I can show it to President Chu, we are really uncles and nephews."
Ruan Jiao was in a trance, and walked out the door holding his disgusting hair. The moment he closed the door, his eyes were sharp, and the bag was bounced away.
Play threats and intimidation with me, stupid mortal!
When Ruan Jiao returned to the villa, before he had time to spoil his husband and son, he plunged into the study, called his assistant and other staff, and arranged the script of "Please enter the urn" in detail.
Everything is well arranged, but the interview location has not been decided for a long time. How can we find a secret place that is not suspicious and can hold a lot of people?
Everyone was lost in thought in the study room. Suddenly, Ruan Jiao remembered the theater that was kidnapped by Chu Shuhua. The back door directly leads to the lounge and dressing room, and the stage is right outside. nice!
It wasn't until the top of the moon that the staff left the study one after another.
Ruan Jiao stretched himself out, and saw Chu Yu holding Dan Bao at the door and looking at him curiously.
"Danbao, you have to be nicer to your father in the future, he started to work hard after he bumped his head." Chu Yuyu taught his son earnestly.
"Cut!" Ruan Jiao walked over and rubbed her husband's face, and then his son's face, "Let you all see what a man with both wisdom and beauty is!"
Danbao needs to drink milk for this meal at night, and Chu's father obviously just finished feeding and hasn't had time to burp the milk. Danbao is just right, and after hearing this sentence, he "vomited" and spit out milk loudly.
Chu Yu didn't dislike it at all, he laughed and hugged his son up to his shoulders, and went downstairs while patting his back, the devilish laughter echoed in the villa for a long time.
On the day of the date, smog enveloped the entire city, and just as Ruan Jiao went out, the sky started to snow.
Fortunately, there were few people at the small reception at the movie launching ceremony, and after the commotion passed, the news was strictly suppressed. Ruan Jiao ordered the duo of scumbags to be arranged in a star-rated hotel outside the Fifth Ring Road.
On the day of the date, first send someone to pick up a gas station in the city, and then change Ruan Jiao to drive the car himself, and the three of them went to a secret place to talk.
Everything seems to be well-arranged and carried out carefully in order to deceive others.
The more Ruan Jiao trembled, as if he was facing an enemy, the more Ruan Qingda felt that he was afraid of revealing his identity and losing his glory and wealth, and the more he felt that he had enough chips in his hands.
Looking at the busy traffic outside the car window, he couldn't help sighing, "Dragon begets dragons and phoenixes, and rats can make holes. The son is just like his mother. He knows how to climb the bed of the rich, and he is also capable when he climbs it accurately." ah!
After a while, the car stopped on the back street of the studio. This is a very remote path with no shops on both sides, and it looks even more desolate in the finely shattered snow.
Ruan Jiao led them to climb the outdoor iron stairs three times. Wei Guihua was fat and clumsy, shaking three times on the slippery iron stairs, like a slippery penguin.
Ruan Jiao pushed open the heavy iron door, pulled down his mask and said to the scum duo, "Come in, we'll talk here."
"Sure, nephew, you can find places like this." Ruan Qingda poked his head furtively, with a smirk on his face, "Don't play tricks, I'll write emails about your business, as long as I can't go back, email Regular mass media, Jinsheng company."
The author has something to say: Thank you everyone, happy reading, bow!
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