Ruan Jiao sat Dan Bao in his arms, called Chu Yu to stop, and beckoned him over, "His father, are you stupid?"

Then he grabbed the nervous Chu Yu, and touched the rash along Danbao's stomach with his fingers, "There are four in a row, a total of eight."

Father Chu was in a daze, "..."

Ruan Jiao covered his son Zhi Leng's big ears with both hands, and whispered, "That's Danbao's Mimi."

"Danbao is a boy!" Papa Chu shook his head.

Ruan Jiao pulled off his unfastened home clothes, and poked the small button on his plump chest muscles, "What is this? You also have tits, are you a girl?"

"Eight?" Chu Yu gestured to eight, unbelievable.

"Yeah." Ruan Jiao grabbed Danbao who was struggling to crawl into Chu's father's arms, "It's amazing!"

"Oh...it's not just sick." Chu Yu was a little embarrassed, "How do you know?"

Ruan Jiao rolled his eyes, picked up the hot food pacifier and put it on for Eggy Boo, he always had to chew on things when his baby teeth came out recently.

"I was doing a program at a cat cafe once, and I was stroking a cute little male cat. When I touched the belly, I felt lumps under my hands?" He educated his husband while stroking his son, "I thought the fur was knotted, so I used my hands." Pick it up, the little cutie has a very good temper. I got up tremblingly when I buckled it, so I knocked it down and continued to buckle it. The cat finally quit, and it flew up like a Foshan Wuyingclaw. It's fighting!"

Chu Yu: "..."

"I have an equal fight with cats. In the end, the owner of the cat cafe gave me a popular science, and I almost took his male cat away." Ruan Jiao looked at his son who was nibbling on the pacifier, lost in thought, and patted Dan Bao's big white forehead, "Silly dad You don't even scratch your tits? You know how to scratch me all day long!"

Danbao felt his father's dissatisfaction, "swipe" the claws in the big thick meat pad, and then waved it in the air threateningly, whimpering with the pacifier in its mouth.

Chu Yu hurriedly hugged his son, and the ten-pound-heavy egg tightly grabbed his father's neck, spat out the pacifier, and rubbed his big white forehead against his cheek, feeling extremely intimate.

"By the way, Jiang Mi and Ji Chen will come to see Danbao later." Chu Yu stopped his son from biting his collar, and searched for baby teethers all over the table.

When Dan Bao heard Jiang Mi's name, his ears pricked up, and two tufts of shiny black hair flew into the sky, and he let out an excited cry of "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo——" with two tufts of shiny black hair flying into the sky.

"Take care of your son! I'm afraid Boss Ji will beat him up!" Ruan Jiao held his forehead, and it was indeed his own inner demon, who flew towards the development direction of the obscene demon as soon as he landed.

Maybe it is one of the few beauties that Dansheng met. After Danbao was born, he was deeply impressed by Jiang Mi. When he saw him, he threw himself into his arms, pretending to be obedient and cute, and when he turned over, he touched his belly and slapped him longer. His little tail was shaking back and forth courteously.

Jiang Mi doesn't have much interest in eggs, but he likes the big baby lynx very much. The cold current from Siberia, where no grass grows, blows to Dan Bao, and the ice and snow melt and the spring breeze warms the sun.

Dan Bao now eats five meals a day, two in the morning and two in the afternoon, and one in the evening. After this meal at eleven o'clock, he will sleep for a while.

Today when I heard that Jiang Mi was coming, the little guy couldn't be coaxed to sleep. After Chu Yu burped him, he hugged and coaxed him. Danbao gnawed on his left paw and then on his right paw to resist the Sandman tenaciously.

No way, Ruan Jiao took it and pressed it directly into his arms, lying on the sofa, pointing his finger at Danbao's soft nose, fiercely, "I'll count one, two, three, if you don't sleep, you will sleep with me tonight!"

"One!" Ruan Jiao continued to press.

Dan Bao's wide-open eyes closed in response, revealing ecstatic eyeliner, and fell asleep instantly on the sofa with a "paji".

Papa Chu gave a thumbs up from the air.

"Cut!" Ruan Jiao despised trash, rubbed his son's hairy and warm forehead, and closed his eyes for a nap.

After a while, the door opened downstairs, and the voices of Jiang Mi and Ji Chen could be heard faintly.

Danbao, who was pretending to be sleeping so well a second ago, his little ears twitched twice, and then jumped up, slapping his paws on the sofa excitedly. Before Ruan Jiao could react from his sleep, he stepped on his father's face and ran away go downstairs.

"Chudanbao! Come back to me!" Ruan Jiao was so angry that he didn't even have time to put on his shoes and chased after her.

Sure enough, Danbao flew up shamelessly, hung on Jiang Mi's chest, rubbed his neck and face, and did not forget to show Ji Chen "Awww!"

"Your son can do it!" Ji Chen put his hands in his pockets, and smiled on the surface, "The aesthetics are quite similar to mine."

The despondent Chu father didn't have time to take care of him at all, he tore the pervert son off the beauty, and asked Jiang Mi to wash his hands and disinfect before playing with Danbao.

Jiang Mi also sterilized the toys by the way. He brought a luminous air top, which buzzed in a transparent ball. The flashing colorful light quickly attracted Dan Bao's attention, and he fell asleep within two rounds of playing. I have to hug the ball and nod to doze off.

Tired by the spinning top, the little egg boy lying like a sea cucumber and lynx was carried back to the rocker by his father, and fell asleep leaning against the sunny French windows in the living room.

The four of them took the opportunity to have a lunch without jumping around.

Halfway through the tea after dinner, Chu's father looked at his watch, "I'm going to prepare lunch for Danbao."

After speaking, he walked to the open kitchen, took out more than a dozen side dishes such as fresh chicken, carrots, sweet corn, and water chestnuts, and began to mash.

Ji Chen followed behind Chu Yu, and exclaimed, "Yes, Chu Tiantian, your son has taught you well!"

Jiang Mi also shook her head, Mr. Chu Ba, a Virgo clean freak, dressed neatly at home, now in pajamas and slippers, with a measuring cup in his left hand and a baby food processor in his right, cooking for his son himself.

"The main reason is that his father can't be counted on." Chu Yu sighed, Ruan Jiao was too unreliable, and most of the cooking would eat bad guys.

No one noticed, Ruan Jiao turned around to answer the phone, Maojue's Danbao had already woken up, the thick meat pad covered the sound, and approached the kitchen soundlessly.

In the small steamer, the meatloaf with chicken and vegetables has been steamed, and it is steaming.

The big event forced Ji Chen to bring it out to check Chu Yu's skills.

No one noticed that Danbao had jumped onto the dining table behind him, his short tail was slightly erected, he recognized his own pots and pans, and the instinct of cats to protect food was aroused.

He lowered his body and quietly ambushed behind Ji Chen, staring at his butt angrily.

Ji Chen and Jiang Mi were chatting and joking, and when they turned around, they saw Dan Bao's dangerous obsidian eyes, and all three of them were taken aback.

Danbao hummed lowly, and with a "hoo", a cluster of blue flames spewed out from his mouth, as if alive, a small flame grew on his finger and flew towards Ji Chen, igniting exactly between his legs!

The three of them were completely dazed, watching the thick smoke billowing between Ji Chen's legs.

It was Jiang Mi who came back to his soul first, grabbed the towel on the desk, held down Ji Chen who was dancing and slapping the fire, covered the towel and choked hard, and squeezed out the flame in the towel.

Ji Chen tightly grasped his wrist, his legs were twisted into twists, an unspeakable pain rushed to his forehead, and two lines of tears of grief and anger ran down his cheeks.

Ruan Jiao rushed over to witness the whole process and was powerless to stop it. What shocked him even more was that Dan Bao could resist fire!He is a fire beast!

Dan Bao was not much better, the food-protecting instinct inspired him to spit out fire to fend off the enemy, but he was still a baby, his white beard was burned into a few sticks of instant noodles, and the big white hair on his cheeks was also smoked yellow, curled up in Papa Chu's arms, pouted Shivering vertically with buttocks and tail down.

Ruan Jiao couldn't bear to scold him no matter what, recalling the first time he fought against the wind and thunder, he also chopped himself and his master's yard as soon as he came up.

"No matter how good Danbao is, he is still a fire beast. When he was a child, he couldn't control his instinct to protect food. Try not to touch his things." Ruan Jiao stroked his frightened son, "Mr. Ji...are you alright?"

Ji Chen suppressed tears, leaned against the cabinet and waved his hands speechlessly, completely turning into crotch-covering.

"Tell you to mess with the egg!" Jiang Mi was angry and couldn't bear it, the paw just tried her best to put out the fire.

The unlucky Ji Chen was sure that the egg and the bird were safe, so Jiang Mi took him home.

Dan Bao lay on Chu's father's shoulder, neither eating nor screaming, obviously unable to figure out what just happened.

Ruan Jiao forcibly pulled him down, put him on the sofa, and squatted in front of him with a serious face, "Chuning!"

When Dan Bao heard that his name was being called, he was so frightened that he turned his head and did not dare to look at him, but stared at Papa Chu eagerly.

Chu Yu hurriedly grabbed Ruan Jiao, "What are you doing!"

Ruan Jiao turned around and slapped his hand off without saying a word, pointing to Danbao, "Chuning, listen carefully, Yuhuo needs to concentrate, spray out with force, mouth shape is ha, not puff, puff Just like today, I will burn myself back, understand?"

Danbao was stunned, and tilted his head to see that his father's little tongue was sticking out.

Chu Yu was extremely speechless. He thought it was to teach Dan Bao not to mess with the fire, but he didn't expect his father to teach him how to play with fire directly. There is no way to live this day!

"Don't be cute!" Ruan Jiao continued to reprimand him, "Also, Yu Huo Wan must open his mouth to threaten the other party, so that the other party will not dare to act rashly, and then you can run away when the time is right, remember!"

Dan Bao lay on the sofa and raised his two big paws to cover his ears, expressing that he was just a baby and didn't want to fight.

"Get up! Don't teach my son to be bad, you wicked way!" Chu Yu couldn't stand it anymore, wrapped Dan Bao in a big towel and went to take a bath.

"Little one is a fire beast." Ruan Jiao sat cross-legged on the ground leaning on the sofa, smiling happily with his face up to the sky, "The fire beast can transform into a human form... I don't know when I can see him as an adult."

Papa Chu is probably the unluckiest dad in the world, because he is actually raising two sons, the older one is 22, and the younger one is just five months old.

In the afternoon, he took his son to work, and Danbao was doing a lot of parkour in the spacious office. Suddenly, the Academic Affairs Office of Ruan Jiao School called.

Chu's father hung up the phone and almost didn't come up. Ruan Jiao cheated on the German exam. The key is that this is an elective course for the open-book exam!

After a while, the bodyguard brought Ruan Jiao who had been cleared out of the examination room.

Ruan Jiao was also unlucky. Because she took care of Danbao and missed the course selection, the easy elective courses were all full, so she had to bite the bullet and take the difficult German class.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Chu Yu standing in front of the desk with a livid face, and Danbao jumping up and down on top of his head.

"Come, come, explain to me what's going on?" Chu Yu rolled up his sleeves and put his hands on his hips.

Dan Bao jumped down from the top of the cabinet with the ball in his mouth, dangling between the two fathers, at a loss.

Ruan Jiao turned on the phone and handed it to him, "For the open-book exam, it is clearly written in the precautions that you can bring any reference materials!"

"That's why I asked you to bring materials!" Dad Chu turned around angrily, "You brought a German to take a German test!"

"That's right!" Ruan Jiao chased him around with his mobile phone, confidently, "Does it say that there must be paper reference materials? No! Why can't you bring Germans?"

Chu Yu: "..."

What he said was so reasonable that I was speechless to refute it.

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