Married into a rich and powerful family [Transmigration Book]

Ruan Jiao grabbed the coffin and successfully dragged it to the shore by himself. Chi Wu Chu Yu circled above his head, powerless. Although he was called a macho man, he was a bird.

Jiao Huaruan split open the half-covered coffin lid with one palm, half of her body got in, touched and touched, looked and looked, but the inside was empty, it seemed that this work was wasted.

Jiebi Chu flew over and flapped his wings to help him dust off his body.

[Beating my father-in-law violently in a dream: My petite flower A exploded! 】

[The cold wind trembles through the crotch: The devil is suffering!Said that I came out against CP and called Dad! 】

[Pleasant Goat's animal nature: ahhhhh!Blowing soft, handsome blowing the sky, please face me! 】

As soon as the audience's hunger was lifted, a golden light fell from the sky and smashed into the coffin, and the surroundings immediately filled with immortal energy.

[System: "Miracle Soft" triggers the "smuggling to Europe" card to solve the puzzle, please follow the instructions of the card god. 】

Curly-haired, strange flower wearing a priest's robe struggled to get out of the coffin, "I am Kashen named Immortal Banban, Miracle Soft, you have a chance to summon SSSR-level monsters, and I will take you to use three mission shortcuts."

Ruan Jiao crossed his hands and made a set of seals on his chest in a pretentious manner. With the cooperation of VR, a pentagram array descended from the sky, as much as possible to bluff people.

Immortal Banban threw the secret language into the air and asked loudly: "Are you ready? Please speak your secret loudly!"

The audience couldn't see the secret words, but Ruan Jiao opened his mouth three times with a pale green face, and finally gritted his teeth and stomped his feet—"I am...a beautiful magical girl!"

This shameful scene is enough to be remembered in history, and it will probably be cut into a commemorative video and played on a loop after hanging up.

The corners of Chu Yu's mouth turned up slightly, and he took a sip of beer, thinking: "My family Ruan Jiao is so cute, he is so cute even when he makes a fool of himself, I really want to um... the sun is shining in the sky."

Ruan Jiao covered his face with his hands, trembling with shame, "Life is really hard, really."

The barrage suddenly exploded, and everyone was immersed in hahaha.

The pentagram array above the head was shattered by the sound waves coming towards us, the river was tumbling, the turbid waves were surging, a huge carp leaped out of the water, flicking its unrecognizable tail, it pounced on Ruan Jiao like a devil.

[System: Congratulations to "Miracle Ruanyuan" for obtaining the SSSR-level monster—"Ichthyosaur" teammate, go and use the shortcut to complete the task. Fighting! 】

Ruan Jiao was engrossed, and his face was confused, "Wait... isn't this a carp? How could it be a dragon?"

The big monster ichthyosaur stroked its two beards, "Big brother, I belong to the dragon."

Ruan Jiao: "..."

Chu Yu: "..."

Ruan Jiao turned around and smiled wryly at the camera, "Welcome everyone to the scene of "I Am a Big Nerve"."

The ichthyosaur patted Ruan Jiao's back with its huge fins, "For me, there are three shortcuts to missions: one is to shrink the map, the other is to obtain special identification items, and the third is to beautify and change clothes." He shook his beard , "Big Brother, what do you want to fix?"

Ruan Jiao was taken aback by him, "Can I get a tattoo after changing my makeup? Get rid of the octopus first!"

He raised his leg and showed the deep-sea hairtail that affected the city's appearance.

"Oh my god! This hairtail is too domineering, it can't be fixed, it can't be fixed." The ichthyosaur has no neck, shaking its head and swaying along with it.

"Hey." Ruan Jiao sighed, "It's important to find Teacher He, let's zoom out the map first."

"Okay, get ready!" The huge fins of the ichthyosaur rolled up deftly, tore off the palm-sized fish scales from its back, and threw them into the air, "Dala Bumbabande Bedib Dobiruon!"

The VR scene switched quickly, and they were standing on the bustling street, which was a small town's market.

Standing beside Ruan Jiao was a ichthyosaur, with a red crow squatting on top of his head. His clothes were ragged and his expression was in a daze. No matter how you looked at it, he looked like a stranger performing arts.

The ichthyosaur tore off another piece of fish scale, and this time it became fifty cents, "Big brother, there is a garlic seller over there, remember this is a very important prop, the more you buy, the better."

Holding fifty cents in his hand, Ruan Jiao squatted down in front of the garlic stall very obediently, showing a smile that fascinated all beings, "Uncle, buy some garlic, it's cheaper." He handed over the fifty cents.

The man who bought garlic took one end out of the garlic pile.

"Only... one end? Is it a little less?" Ruan Jiao looked at him with big black eyes.

As soon as the words fell, there was a "click", and the man crushed the garlic in his hand and shook it, and in an instant there was only a clove of garlic left in his hand.

"Just, just one petal?" Ruan Jiao was shocked, what is this enough for?

The man's contemptuous eyes flicked across his face, and with another "click", he bit off two-thirds of the garlic in one bite, and put the pitiful bit of garlic butt into Ruan Jiao's hands, "Fifty cents, a piece of garlic."

Ruan Jiao stood up in anger, his chin upturned like a proud leopard, and he stepped on the cart next to him, revealing the deep-sea hairtail on his toned thigh that exuded the domineering aura of the previous night, and raised the dog-beating stick against the shoulders.

Not far away, the ichthyosaur strayed away from the pace of the devil and walked over. The red crow roared over its head, and its huge black wings swooped up a cloud of dust.

The man was startled, got up slowly, and turned into a sunflower with a smile in a blink of an eye, "You... this is the whole money, it's too big for me to find, garlic is not something expensive, you can take it whatever you want, don't worry, you can take it all away!"

Ruan Jiao sneered, snatched the net bag from his hand, stuffed a bag full of garlic with a clatter, put it on his shoulder, and said "go" ruthlessly to the two demons and ghosts beside him.

The interactive platform supported by the operator's dedicated line was actually overwhelmed by instantaneous traffic for more than a minute, screaming one after another.

[A master is among the people, but a miss is in the underworld: I have locked the hundredth gate of Ruan Ruan's harem!Latecomers draw their swords!Those with health insurance go first! 】

[All the skins I have skinned are here: I smell the soft alpha pheromone, which is the charming smell of barbecued garlic. 】

【Save your mother first, I'm the swimming coach: ahhhhhhh!Mom teased me, I want to marry him! 】

Yulong weighed the garlic in satisfaction, "Big brother, to find He Ran, you have to find a connector first, and the connector needs garlic, and the second shortcut opportunity is exhausted."

Ruan Jiao scratched his head, "Who wants so much garlic? A barbecue restaurant?"

The ichthyosaur didn't speak, but just led him to the most prosperous place in the town - the Atlantis Bathing and Entertainment Center.

Ruan Jiao: "..."

"Big brother, this place is the most popular place to find someone. Bring your garlic, and I'll change your clothes again, and see how ugly you are." After speaking, Yulong reluctantly pulled the scales from his belly, and threw them at Ruan Jiao.

The VR remodeling started, Ruan Jiao turned around like a white lady, and changed from a stinky beggar to a modest son, with wooden hairpins, blue shirts with wide sleeves, handsome features, and garlic in his hand.

The ichthyosaur admired his masterpiece with his fat chin, "Oh, it's so beautiful! Everything is over, I'm in a hurry to get a box lunch, you go ahead." After he finished speaking, the fish fin slapped on his chest Compared to a girl's heart, it disappeared with a bang.

After sending the fish and dragon away, Ruan Jiao tried to carry the garlic and lead the strong man into Atlantis, but was thrown out directly.There was no other way, so I had to go through the deposit procedures for the macho man, took out two hangs of garlic and tied them on his chest, and sneaked in.

In the gloomy Atlantis, crystal tables scattered like stars, all kinds of men and women laughing and drinking wine, the sound of silk and bamboo on the stage, soft music bursts.

Ruan Jiao wandered around, but he really didn't find anyone who looked like he was buying garlic, and this place is not convenient to shout, there are guard houses hidden all around, don't come in with difficulty and then get kicked out.

He walked coquettishly around the arena, and every time he came to the table, he looked like he was selling porn, with one hand through his armpit, secretly revealing a clove of garlic, and asked mysteriously and provocatively, "Do you want any garlic?"

When asked about No. 30 table two, someone suddenly slapped him on the back. Ruan Jiao turned his head, and a strong smell of spaghetti bolognese hit his face.

"Is there any garlic?" The man with a short beard who was eating pasta on a white porcelain plate saw that he was indifferent, and asked again, "Hi, is there any garlic?"

Ruan Jiao was a little confused, what an elegant environment, the girl who sang the song, the lady who accompanied the wine, he was too embarrassed to yell at him for selling garlic.

"Is there any garlic? I'm leaving without it." The man asked in a drawn-out tone with a limp voice.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Ruan Jiao returned to his place of fascination, could he be the connector that Yulong said? !

He quickly took out a head of garlic from his pocket, quickly peeled off three or four petals, blew off the floating skin, rubbed it on his sleeve vigorously, and respectfully put it on his plate, "I'm here to find Miracle Ran Ran."

The man took his hand, dragged it to a table in a secluded place, and beckoned him to sit down.

He picked up the vase on the table, threw away the flower branches, rolled up his sleeves and poured two glasses of water for himself and Ruan Jiao, his movements were smooth and meticulous.

Ruan Jiao looked at the teacup in front of him, "..."

The man took a sip of water and seemed to feel good after tasting it, "Miracle Ran Ran works here, but he is no longer the original him."

Ruan Jiao covered her mouth in surprise, and looked around. The sister who sang on stage, and the girl who accompanied the wine in the audience, work here?He was so frightened that he ate his hands and stammered and asked, "He, he, has he changed his gender?"

"...he lost his memory." The man rolled his eyes, "He doesn't remember you, and he doesn't recognize you. If you don't believe me, he will come out and see."

Ruan Jiao felt that it was going to be cold this time, and the mission of the game was very clear - to find He Ran, and only after He Ran recognized him would he be able to get the next round of questions.

Now that He Ran has lost his memory and can't recognize him at all, how about playing with a ball of wool!Garbage games ruin my youth, my energy, my money!

Ruan Jiao had a dignified face, and crazily insulted this sand sculpture variety show in his heart, and the emotional capture system emitted billowing black smoke above his head.

The barrage floated a sentence "delicate flowers become popcorn" quite appropriately, causing many viewers to copy and refresh the screen.

Just when Ruan Jiao was about to explode into a blowfish, the man patted him, "A miracle is coming!"

The music on the stage was suspended, and the silk and bamboo were not finished. Amid the melodious and ethereal background music, Miracle Ran Ran, dressed in red and with BGM, flew down from the second floor and made his debut.

Two qin boys, one holds the incense burner, and the other waits beside him with a guqin.

Ruan Jiao was amazed, it's ok, He Yingdi, I've been a beggar all the way to embarrassment and exhaustion, but you are fine, here all day long, playing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?Hehe, I want to complain on Weibo that you bully newcomers!

Huh?Something seems wrong?

The people around, especially the men, suddenly became agitated, rushed to the front of the stage, began to take off their clothes, and the belts of their outer robes were thrown out. .

Ruan Jiao's face was ashen, and his heart was terrified, what the fuck...it can't be, it's live broadcast!What, what is this for?Three days and three nights of Ultraman vs. One Hundred Little Monsters · AVI? !