Monster Psychology Clinic

The six shadow protectors looked at each other, speechless.

When will Lord Mozun eat small fish before killing people to seize treasure? !

Having seen the shadow guardian in strong winds and waves, he could only watch helplessly as his master sneaked into the doctor's residence through the anti-theft net on the balcony, and then came out with two packs of dried fish in his mouth.

The six shadows put on a posture of protecting the Dharma for the demon king to eat the dried fish.

Lord Mozun felt tired after eating and drinking the dried fish, so he lay down on the window sill and took a nap.

He originally planned to eat the doctor after waking up, but when he woke up, he found himself lying on the doctor's lap, revealing his pink belly.

The doctor even poked his belly with his slender fingers, and said in a low voice with a trace of remorse: "Look, you are still so young, how can you eat so much at once? Don't do this in the future."

Master Mozun yelled, thinking: Hehe, what are two packs of small fish?This deity is planning to eat you later!

At this moment there was a knock on the door, so the doctor stood up, grabbed his cat, looked around, dragged a chair, climbed on the chair, and put the cat on an old shelf on the top of the bookshelf. on the blanket.

"Now stay here to digest and eat. After I finish watching the last patient of the day, I will talk to you about stealing small fish!" After Simon rubbed the kitten's head, he let go of his hand and got off the chair. climbed down.

After settling down the little black cat, Simon dragged the chair back to its original position, took two deep breaths, and entered the state of a psychiatrist.

Simon opened the door and smiled at the beautiful woman outside: "You are here~!"

The black cat on the top of the bookshelf hiccupped at the same moment.

The six shadow protectors immediately surrounded the Demon Lord to protect the Demon Lord who had eaten too much.

"Your Majesty, do you still want to eat that doctor? Why don't we just go back like this."

"Hi, eat when your stomach is empty. This deity finally came out and left when you are full!" Ming Huan said while stroking his stomach with his paw.

Hey, this damn place where the aura is thin, I think back then, I would not feel full even if I swallowed ten cows in one gulp.This time he was beaten back to his original form, but he ate two extra packs of dried fish, and unexpectedly——he was overwhelmed! !

I don't know which way to go if I want to practice in the world today.Such a state of the little milk cat is really unbearable for the world-shattering Demon Lord.

The little black cat turned over on top of the bookshelf, resting its chin on its paws, looking down at the consultation room.

Shabby, shabby, unrefined.

Compared with my own magic palace, it is far worse!

It doesn't matter that the doctor looks like a human being, he is still a person after all.

But what happened to that pretty woman lying on the medical chair? Isn't that a little demon that should be under his control?

Not only that, Lord Mozun saw through the true form of that little demon with a low cultivation level at a glance - a stupid snake with no roots and no roots.

At this moment, this stupid snake, it's fine if it doesn't cultivate well, but it didn't take long after entering the door, and it foolishly confessed to humans.

Qingqing was lying on the treatment sofa, her heart was beating fast, her originally fair face was now flushed, her head was slightly tilted, her eyes followed the young and handsome doctor greedily.

"Dr. Simon... I... I feel like, since my last treatment, I've been... in love with you."

Standing on the top of the bookshelf, Lord Mozun, who looked down on everything, snorted coldly.

idiot!Snakes are so stupid, so their cultivation is also very limited.

The last snake that fell in love with humans had practiced for thousands of years. It seemed that he fell in love with a guy named Xu Xian, causing a lot of trouble in the city.

Ming Huan remembers very clearly that at that time, the snake named Bai Suzhen not only caused Xu Xian to lose his morals, but also ventured into the magic palace and begged himself to save his lover.

However, Mozun, who was obsessed with cultivation and planned to break through the stage of becoming a god, had no interest in this kind of relationship between a human and a monster, so he just snorted coldly and formally retreated.

Ming Huan didn't know what happened to the white snake in the end, but he could figure it out with the fur on the cat's paw.

Now?

Ming Huan glanced coldly at the snake lying on the sofa.

Her foundation is not as good as Bai Suzhen's, her breed is not as good, and her cultivation level is even worse than that of Bai Suzhen. She didn't study the "Complete Comprehension of Cultivation" written by herself, and she wanted to learn how to fall in love with a snake. What a shame!

Ming Huan licked his paw, and ordered casually: "This deity is hungry, let's get a braised snake pad to cushion his stomach! Hiccup!"

"My lord, you are still hiccupping..." the shadow guardian kindly reminded, "And you are going to eat people in a while."

The black cat flicked its ears impatiently, frowning its two eyebrows, very unhappy.He flicked his tail and wondered how he would be able to find the aura of heaven and earth, restore the dharma body, reincarnate, travel the universe, and be the only one in the world.The most important thing is - how to digest food quickly and empty your stomach to eat people!

The doctors and patients in the consultation room were completely unaware that the most terrifying demon in the world was lying on the bookshelf here, and they were concentrating on discussing their illness.

"Sorry...I'm a little confused...Qingqing, you just said...you, fell in love with me?" Simon almost dropped the pen in his hand in surprise.

He tried his best to ask this sentence in a calm tone, and his head was spinning rapidly at the same time.

It is very common for a patient to fall in love with a psychologist. However, not only that, there is a professional term in the field of psychology for this situation: empathy.

All the emotions of the patient towards the psychiatrist, whether it is love or hate, can be called transference, which is a very common phenomenon in psychotherapy.

Why this phenomenon occurs, I can't finish talking about it for ten days and ten nights.

How to deal with this phenomenon, I can't finish talking about it for ten days and ten nights.

However, those are all human beings. For human psychotherapy, although Simon is not familiar with handling this kind of thing, he still has some experience.

However, when the subject is a snake...

Can you understand a snake falling in love with a person across species isolation?

Simon can't understand transvestite love anyway.

Therefore, when it is difficult to understand, it is very important to carefully examine and actively understand the patient's inner world with a professional attitude.

"When you say love, do you want to swallow me to fill your stomach?" Simon wanted to confirm the snake spirit's definition of love.

Qingqing shook her head.

The Mozun on the top of the bookshelf licked his nose unnaturally.

"That's... want me to get you something delicious? For example... well, dried fish... oh, no, sorry, I don't know what snakes eat." Simon began to rack his brains.

Qingqing shook her head, the snake spirit's definition of love is not so superficial.

But on the top of the bookshelf, Lord Mozun, who had just eaten two packs of dried fish and was still digesting, hid his paws under his stomach unnaturally.

"What is that? Sorry, can you describe it in detail? I'm afraid my understanding is wrong." Simon said sincerely.

So Qingqing cast a slanted glance at the young doctor sitting in the chair, and whispered, "That's right, I'll be excited when I see you... I'll be nervous... My heart will be pounding, I want to sleep next to you." By my side, I want to kiss you, I want to do things with you..."

As Qingqing spoke, her face turned red, and later, her face turned into a ripe red peach.

She was lying on the medical chair, and secretly glanced at the doctor sitting diagonally behind her.

That handsome human doctor, who looks gentle, seems to be slightly relieved? ?

Simon, indeed, was relieved.

Very well, this snake is not hungry and wants to devour me, nor does it want me to get her human flesh to eat, it just wants to have sex with me.

Anyway, Simon wouldn't have sex with a snake, so there was no pressure to solve this matter.

"Well, you know, there is a rule that doctors and patients are not allowed to fall in love. Otherwise, I will be revoked from business qualifications." Simon started to do business, and he was familiar with routines.In the beginning, it is always right to state your position and rules.

"Well, I know." Qingqing whispered.

"I also believe that this matter is bothering you." Let's express a deep understanding so that the patient will not feel too bad after being rejected.

"Yes, very disturbing." Qingqing said.

"So, my responsibility is to help you solve your psychological distress. Are you willing to cooperate with me on this issue?" Simon asked.

Obviously this snake's love is too strange, it doesn't make sense to start a relationship without wanting to eat people, there must be something behind it, if you really believe that "the snake spirit is in love with me", you are a fool!

thought Simon.

Qingqing nodded. At this moment, she felt that the doctor was extremely gentle and considerate, and with a low voice, he was simply the most perfect lover.

Therefore, such a lover has requirements, and of course I will try my best to cooperate.

"Okay, then let's see, when did you start this feeling for me? I remember what we said last time—snakes have no sense of taste." Simon began to trace the source.

The snake essence also cooperated with all its strength.

As for the Lord Mozun on the top of the bookshelf, he felt so bored by the scene in front of him that he was so bored that he almost fell asleep.

So the little black cat yawned, rested its chin on its paws, and fell asleep.

Several Shadow Guardians looked at each other.

"Didn't you say you were going to eat people?"

"Didn't you agree to eat braised snake?"

"Hush... Lord Mozun is so sad that he fell into a deep sleep!"

"Too sad?"

"Yeah!! I bet on a small dried fish, Lord Mozun must have fallen in love with that snake spirit, so I can't see her flirting with others!"

"Ah... ah... it seems to make sense... then do you still want to catch snakes and cook them in soy sauce?"

"..."

The little black cat took a nap on its stomach and had a dream. In the dream, there was a big white boa constrictor, the kind with a human head and a snake body, covered in blood, lying at his feet, crying softly: " Lord Mozun, I was wrong! I shouldn't have fallen in love with humans. This is, the most stupid mistake...Please help me..."

The Demon Lord in the dream was terrifying, with no expression on his face, he just snorted softly: What are you talking about to this Lord?The deity doesn't understand love.