Monster Psychology Clinic

"So! What the hell happened?!" Simon said, "Just because of a fish, a piece of mud? The inner demon has been made like this, and you Zibai Daoist has not been able to ascend for 3 years?"

Heart Demon and Master Zibai were suddenly shocked.

They looked at each other, and looked at each other, and looked at each other.

After three glances, they suddenly felt that this matter was ridiculous.

It's ridiculous! !

Is there anything more absurd than this in the world! !

"You've all lived for 3 years, so you should know that the outside world has turned upside down." Simon said, "It doesn't matter a fish or a piece of mud!"

"But I think it's very important!" Heart Demon and Master Zibai said in unison.

"It's something else!" said Simon. "You all know that!"

The demon couldn't say a word.

Master Zibai was also silent.

I don't know how long it took, the two of them just looked at each other.

The heart demon suddenly raised his hand, and slapped Master Zibai hard, fast and accurate, Ming Huan, who was about to fall asleep, didn't react at all, and the slap went out.

"You are the devil!" said the heart demon, "I am obviously a beast! I have been tortured by you into such a ghostly appearance, I have become a heart demon!"

Master Zibai didn't speak, he stared at the demon for a while, and then suddenly said: "I don't want to forgive you at all! You killed my clansmen and my mother! Just because in this winter, only A fish!! A piece of mud!"

The demon was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed.

"I forgive you!" The demon grinned, "I know you don't want to forgive me. You have been tormenting me all these years. For 3 years, I can't let you forget...I can't let you forget what you have committed. wrong."

Master Zibai cried out with a barking sound.

Tears flowed like rivers.

Can't stop.

Those tears flowed on the heart demon's body, and the blood on the heart demon's body was washed away by the tears, becoming weaker and shallower.

Finally, when all the blood was washed away, Master Zibai was surprised to find that the heart demon had skin.

It has grown a new layer of skin, white, crystal clear, with scales on it.

"How can I forget the mistakes I have made!" Master Zibai said sadly, "They all died because of my hunger and greed!"

The demon, maybe it's time to change his name now, scales have grown on his body, and his four hands have become hooves. His thin body is slowly getting bigger and stronger, becoming like a cat. lion.

It walked to Zibai's side and rubbed its head against Zibai.

Master Zibai hugged his heart demon and burst into tears.

When he shed all his sadness and sadness, the dark sky seemed to be torn in half by a ray of light, and that ray of light shone straight on Zibai Zhenren's body, illuminating him and his inner demons together.

That is, golden light.

Master Zibai knew that that moment, the moment he had been waiting for for 3 years, was finally coming.

He did it cross-legged, and his inner demon sat beside him.

The golden light enveloped them, and then their skin and hair began to change a little bit, from purple, white, to golden.

The scene was so wonderful that Simon was dumbfounded.

The Lingtai is enlightened, and the golden light shoots in.

Thus the golden body was cast.

In the end, the golden light converged, Zibai Daoist sat up from the ground, and the inner demon beside him, or it should be called the mythical beast Pixiu, also stood up.

They walked up to Simon together and bowed deeply to Simon.

"Thank you, doctor." Master Zibai said, "There is nothing in this world that I can't let go of. All my things can be paid for your consultation!"

Pixiu opened his mouth and began to spit things out.

A magic weapon, a flying sword, a stone pot, a spirit animal bag, and a fishbone needle.

Master Zibai picked up the fishbone needle and handed it to Simon.

"This is the magic weapon for traveling through time and space, the consultation fee you want."

"Why is it a fishbone needle?"

Master Zibai was silent for a moment, and said slowly: "This fish bone is the bone of the fish I ate. This needle is polished by my mother."

Simon solemnly accepted the fishbone needle, and suddenly understood.

"Actually, you have always wanted to come back here. Even if you don't cultivate immortality, even if you don't want to live forever, you still want this fishbone needle, because traveling through time and space can help you redeem the mistakes you have made."

Master Zibai smiled, and he rubbed Pixiu's head beside him.

"But people have to look forward, and time can't go back. Even if I go back, if I don't see the demon, if I don't know it, it is still the demon. He tortured me day and night, and I tortured it day and night !"

"And now?" Simon asked.

"Now... that winter is coming soon. If you can, I ask you to help me take care of the people in the cave, through the terrible and harsh winter in my memory. That, because I ate a fish secretly, Winter who was beaten to the point of being bloodied by the clansmen and almost skinned."

Master Zibai ascended three days later.

It was the first snow in winter that day, and without any warning, a thunderbolt suddenly fell from the sky amidst the flying snow.

Then he flew up, leaving everyone to look up at the sky: "Look quickly! Zibai has become a god!!"

"Did the gods leave any legacy? We have to enshrine it!"

But the black cat stared at the people in the cave.

Everyone is honest.

How can the consultation fee promised by Master Zibai be given to others? ! !

Qianlan happily ordered the leftovers of Master Zibai, and said cheerfully: "That's great, master, we've made a lot of money this time!"

Simon looked at the young man in a plaid shirt with thick black-rimmed eyes, and felt that it was necessary to carry out psychological education for his staff.

"So you use lightning to fully charge yourself, and then you start to transform into a human? If you have electricity, save it! Do you know where this magic weapon that travels through time and space will take us?"

"Of course they took us back!"

Simon gave a light blue look: "What if we go to another world without electricity?"

"I can solar charge!"

Simon glanced at Xiao Hei: "Xiao Hei, what are you going to do?"

Ming Huan thought for a while, then flicked his own tail: "There are so many spirit stones here, so at least I will go back after the winter and recover my mana!"

Simon thinks it makes sense, not only makes sense, he also saw that junior sister Zhao Lingling and Yue Ai have already dug a small hole in the cave on the top of the mountain and used it as their new house.

"Senior, this winter has just begun!" Zhao Lingling finally realized that her level of psychotherapy was really not good after Zibai's ascension!

Even if he used to be the number one scholar, it would not work!

"You stay and teach me!" Zhao Lingling said sincerely, "I think the patriarch of the Nirvana tribe still needs follow-up treatment. If I hold her steady, she won't come to spoil the good things between you and Lord Mozun! "

Simon: ...Little Junior Sister, your mentality is unacceptable!No way! !

That being said, Simon stayed here all winter.

This winter is indeed very, very cold. According to Qian Lan's speculation, it is the coldest winter in human history.

Food was also very, very difficult to find. Even Simon, who had been hungry for several days, finally felt the feeling that Master Zibai had taken risks for a piece of Avalokitesvara soil collar.

But fortunately there is Lord Mozun here, although the plants have nothing to eat, but there is always meat.

Lord Mozun can go to the Arctic Ocean to catch salmon and go down to the Indian Ocean to catch shark fins when he is not practicing.While Simon feels she's had the toughest winter, Nie says it's the happiest she's ever had.

Zhao Lingling has already taken over Nirvana's case, and she still has a lot of work to do.

But there is still a gap between the level of this little champion Lang and Simon, so when the winter is over and spring comes, Nie starts to get sick again.

"Doctor Simon!" With a string of jasmine flowers in full bloom next to her ears, Nie stood shyly in front of Simon, "Spring is here~! Let's have a baby! I am the strongest and most beautiful woman here , I can give birth to a child running all over the mountain with you!"

A tall and handsome man appeared beside Simon out of nowhere, hugging Simon's shoulders forcefully, squinting at Nie from the corner of his eyes, then pulled Simon into his arms, and kissed Nie directly in front of him.

Nirvana: ...I'd better pass out! !Why don't you faint! !Why can't I just faint? !

After Ming Huan finished kissing, Nie could only watch helplessly, but couldn't faint.

Ming Huan said: "You have no chance to have a baby with him, because we are leaving soon!"

"Go?" Nie was surprised, "Where are you going?"

Simon pushed Ming Huan away, and said to Nie: "Yes, we plan to leave here tomorrow, and we are all ready. We will return to wherever we came from."

Nie snorted, a little nervous, and asked, "Will Zhao Lingling stay?"

Now that Zhao Lingling is her psychiatrist, she is more worried about this.

Simon said: "Yes, she and Yue Ai have decided to stay. There is plenty of aura here, and she can practice without eating people. If she goes back, she will have to eat people..."

Nie shivered all over, thinking that maybe she didn't need a psychiatrist anymore!

"Then since you are leaving tomorrow, can you still accompany me in the bridal chamber tonight?" Nie said.

But Ming Huan stepped forward and took Simon's hand: "It's not tomorrow, it's now!"

"Now??" Both Simon and Nie were taken aback.

Ming Huan snorted: "Otherwise? God knows if you will be drunk by them tonight! Will something that shouldn't happen happen!"

"I haven't told Qian Lan about it yet, he's not prepared at all!" Simon wanted to struggle, and he was a bit reluctant to live here for a while. He even wore a string of Baker necklaces in his spare time. Woolen cloth!

As a result, Ming Huan took out the tablet computer from his purse: "Qianlan is a demon, do you think he dares not listen to the Demon Lord?"

"Hey! Let me take it easy...don't just leave! I'm not ready yet!"

But the time-space magic weapon has been activated, and the huge fishbone needle emits a purple streamer in midair. Simon is hugged by Ming Huan and jumps on the fishbone needle.

Light twisted before them, time stood still before them.

Just a flick of a finger, shorter than a flick of a finger.

Nie was the only one left on the grassland of the original primitive tribe.

She stared blankly at what happened in mid-air, then she turned her head and saw her tribe.

She felt a little sad that a person just left herself like this.

But when she saw her tribe, especially when her tribe had developed to the top of the cave, her heart was filled with infinite satisfaction.

"I, Nirvana. I will lead my tribe and live on this land forever! That black cat will always be the totem of our tribe and be passed down."

When Simon opened his eyes again, he found himself standing in front of a cave.

The cave looked familiar, and there was a circle of railings around it. It was dawn at this moment, and a staff member came over yawning.

Simon looked left and right, and then left a string of moved tears!

Yes, I am back!

came back!

Although... the place to come back is still in the cave on the top of the mountain! !

"Hey, it's not open yet! Buy a ticket and visit!" The staff member said to Simon rudely. Simon nodded vigorously, and a black cat jumped out of his purse and meowed.

There was still a headset hanging around the black cat's neck, one person, one cat, one headset, and went down the mountain obediently.

When he walked to the ticket gate, Simon found that this was the ruins of the Peak Cave.

So he said, "Do you want to buy a ticket to visit?"

Ming Huan was very upset, he snorted and bit Simon's trouser leg directly.

What to visit, do you still miss Nirvana!snort!Hurry up and give this deity home!

Of course, it was impossible for Simon to go home with Ming Huan. He first went to Colonel Huo. He was the one who brought him to the capital at the beginning to discuss the problem of the demons. Now that he is back, he must go to him.

As a result, when Simon was surprised, there was no rumor of any explosion in the suburbs of Beijing, and even the time was on the day he had just arrived in the capital!

The magic weapon used to travel through space at this time... I can only say that Master Zibai is very good at choosing!

It was still in that conference room, and there were still a few practitioners and human monks.

The difference is that Simon has an extra cat lying on his laptop.

Colonel Huo said: "Recently, demons have caused chaos. I called everyone to discuss what is going on."

As a result, Lord Mozun lying on the table let out a "meow".

Simon hurriedly stretched out his hand to stroke the cat, telling him to be quiet.

Colonel Huo said again: "I made an appointment with Master Zibai to come, why hasn't he come yet?!"

The black cat "meows" again!

Simon hurriedly stroked the cat, and said, "I know Master Zibai. He has been on the earth for 3 years. I guess he recently became enlightened and ascended?"

Colonel Huo said: "This gave me a new way of thinking, Simon, don't you run a monster clinic? Hurry up and help those monsters solve their psychological problems, let them ascend early, and harm the high-level planes!"

Simon: ...

Black Cat: Meow~!

Strange to say, although Colonel Huo's meeting did not come up with any effective measures to deal with the chaos in the demon world, since the meeting was held, the demon world suddenly calmed down!

Some monk forums also published various conjectures.

But the last conjecture was broken by the stone hammer post on the monster forum!

"Master Mozun's latest order requires us to be familiar with cognitive therapy"

"As a dog spirit, an analysis of Freud's twelve volumes"

"Intentional dialogue as a local therapy in my country, research on the therapeutic effect of local monsters"

"I went to Doctor Simon yesterday, and he created a sand table therapy for monsters, everyone, go and try it! "

Colonel Huo looked at these posts on the monster forum, and changed from "kill a few monks and priests" overnight to "soundness is too important, otherwise the ascension will be stuck", thoughtful.

On this day, Simon was treating a tortoise spirit for its insomnia problem, and a black cat lay lazily on his window sill basking in the sun.

The tortoise spirit yelled angrily: "You son of a bitch, I have been here three times, and I still have insomnia!! Refund the money!!"

The black cat is no stranger to this kind of thing. He has been able to treat his beloved doctor correctly when he is scolded by his subordinates.

That tortoise spirit, who practiced Meridian Qi Gathering Kung Fu, did not need to sleep after reaching the first level, but even came to see a psychiatrist for insomnia, obviously he was sick!

Simon was already familiar with this kind of monster, and said very calmly: "Well, it's okay, this question of why you are still troubled by insomnia even though you are not sleepy, let's talk about it next time."

The tortoise spirit desperately shook its shell: "No, no, no! It's about now!"

"Now it's time!"

"I don't care, I want it now!!"

"The time has really come, my guest is still waiting for me!"

The turtle spirit turned his head and saw a monster cockroach beside him, so he had to leave with hatred.

Simon took a sip of water, and before he had time to catch his breath, he started the cockroach monster.

"Tell me, what's the matter with you?"

The cockroach whimpered: "Teacher, don't you recognize me? I'm Wang Yanyan!!! Help!!" Wang Yanyan grabbed Simon's trousers, refusing to let go.

Simon jumped: "You are a cockroach spirit!"

Wang Yanyan cried: "No, no teacher, the only one who can save you now is me!! Do you still remember my client!! The client who wants to chase after the male god! He is your cat!! Your cat is Master Mozun! Master Mozun said that I cheated him with false sales, so he locked me in the body of a cockroach monster, teacher, you have to save me!"

Simon: ...

He turned his head to look at his black cat, who ran out at some point and was playing with sparrows by the flower bed in the setting sun.

Simon said earnestly: "I have given you so many plans! You can't handle such a small matter? It's time to change careers!!"

Wang Yanyan's face was full of insiders: Teacher, don't be so ruthless, you don't look at the face of Lord Mozun, at least look at mine! !

Wang Yanyan left this hateful psychological clinic with resentment in his heart. He felt that if this continues, his heart will be distorted!

After the day's diagnosis and treatment were over, Simon sat on a bench in the small garden outside, raised his head, closed his eyes, and enjoyed the rare warm sunset.

A shadow covered his body, covering the sun.

Simon opened his eyes and saw a tall, handsome and burly man with green eyes, with one hand resting on his ear, looking at him.

Simon said, "Xiao Hei!"

The corners of Ming Huan's mouth hooked slightly, this smile was extremely provocative, and it was Simon's favorite one.

"Let me be your cat! Okay?" Ming Huan's voice was deep and gentle, magnetic and undeniably strong, easily plucking at Simon's heartstrings.

Simon found himself moved.

Then he quickly... analyzed himself.

Finally, he raised his head: "So, have you read that guy Wang Yanyan's plan?"

Ming Huan raised his eyebrows, and there was a smile in his eyes, of course he had seen it!Not only have I seen it, but I have also practiced it many times in private.

At this moment, he stretched out his hand suddenly, picked up Simon by the waist, and walked into Simon's room with big strides.

"Hey! What are you doing!!" Simon suddenly realized something and panicked.

Ming Huan smiled slightly: "Of course, implement the plan you personally formulated, Mr. Simon, to chase after the male god!"

"No... no!! Absolutely not!!"

Ming Huan pressed Simon down, his eyes were full of nostalgia and admiration, he kissed Simon's earlobe lightly, and whispered the plan: "When the male god said no and blushed, he meant...don't talk ,kiss Me!"

Simon: "It's not...fuck...well..."

The kiss went on like this, it was too thick to melt away, Simon felt that he had fallen into countless pits in this life, but the biggest pit was definitely dug by himself! !

A week later, Wang Yanyan recovered his human body, and he happily came to see Simon again.

"Mr. Simon, I believe you really love me!"

Simon was inexplicable: "Why?"

"I begged you the other day, and you followed Lord Mozun, and when Lord Mozun was happy, he put me back into the physical body, and gave me a consultation fee of 3000 yuan a day! I made a lot of money hahaha!"

Simon felt bad for a while, and the psychiatrist's intuition told him to stop this topic now!

But Wang Yanyan will not stop, it will never be possible to stop!

"To thank you, Mr. Simon, I decided to give you a big red envelope when you get married!!"

"Married?!! Wait what did you say?!!"

Wang Yanyan was very surprised: "Master Mozun has returned to the magic palace to prepare for the wedding! All the monsters know about it! Mr. Simon, are you kept in the dark?? I heard that there is a big round bed three meters wide in the bedroom of the magic palace." Ah, the ground is full of red carpets and rose petals!!"

Simon suddenly felt that this day could not go on.

As soon as he picked up the computer on the table, he rushed out, but as soon as the door opened, he bumped into Ming Huan.

"Get married! Simon!" Ming Huan said.

Simon: "No! Don't!"

"You're blushing again!!" Ming Huan said, "It's mentioned in the plan you made yourself, it's fine to just drag it to the bridal chamber..."

"you dare!"

"Going to heaven and earth, is there anything I dare not do??" Ming Huan raised his eyebrows and smiled slightly, "You are a bit duplicity, doctor, you must learn to express yourself in a consistent way!"

(End of the article)