Monster Psychology Clinic

What else can Simon say? !He had just seen the Painted Skin Monster, and was cheated out of 2 yuan by the monk. Now he saw his little junior sister turn into a monster and eat people, and he was able to deal with it calmly.

Simon said, "I'm sorry to disturb your food."

The little junior sister glanced at Simon in shame: "Brother, I haven't eaten for many days, and I'm starving to death...I...I was going to look for you, but I was too hungry..."

Simon said, "Thank you, sister, for not eating."

The junior sister reluctantly swallowed the finger, took out a small cosmetic bag from her body, and put the unfinished food into the cosmetic bag.

Simon watched the palm-sized cosmetic bag filled with two or three corpses alive, and felt that today's life might fall into the hands of his crush.

wrong!Why did I have a crush on a little junior sister who eats people for so many years?There must be something wrong!

The little junior sister packed up the unfinished food, then took out a printed napkin, carefully wiped off the remaining blood and minced meat around her mouth, and even more carefully wiped away the blood that had been left under her nose. Carefully pulled half of his face off, covering his whole face like a condom, then stood up, patted his clothes, and smiled cutely and innocently at Simon: "Brother, let's go! I I really have something for you!"

Simon watched numbly as the pretty little junior sister took his arm and dragged him forward bouncing forward.

To be honest, half an hour ago, if this scene had happened, Simon must have felt that he was the happiest person in the world.

However, now Simon feels that his cognition really needs to be reorganized. First of all, he must keep one thing in mind-don't just have a crush on someone he doesn't understand, oh, wrong, creatures!

The little junior sister dragged Simon towards the youth hostel. Fortunately, Simon lived in a youth hostel. There was a platform against the wall in the corner of the yard, which was transformed into a small terrace by the store owner.

The small terrace is carpeted, there is a coffee table, and a big furry bear doll.

At this moment, the little junior sister was nestled in the arms of the big bear doll, looking at Simon pitifully.

The yellow plush toy is about two meters long, and it was originally used as a cushion and sofa for people.Several of Simon's former female patients said that they wanted to buy such a big and secure teddy bear.This large plush toy is especially popular with girls.

But Simon saw the little junior sister huddled in such a plush teddy bear, and thought silently: It seems that monsters like it too.

"Brother, I didn't do it on purpose..." Junior Sister explained, "I wanted to go with you at the end of today's meeting, but..."

It was just frightened by the shadow guardian, so he didn't dare to approach, so he could only stay around Simon's residence.But it's really been a long time since I haven't eaten, and I happened to meet three lustful hungry ghosts again, so -- the hungry little junior sister took the initiative.

Simon said, "I never expected you to be such a junior sister!"

Zhao Lingling said: "But I know you won't be scared, brother!"

Simon thought to himself that I was actually frightened, and now I'm just pretending to be calm.

But when he opened his mouth, it was the professional habit of a psychologist: "How do you know?"

Zhao Lingling smiled and said, "Because I majored in psychology~!"

The little junior sister is very cute when she smiles, and the little dimples on her cheeks look very harmless.

Simon was speechless.

He searched his brains and wanted to say something to his little junior sister, but at this moment, he found that he didn't want to say a single word of what he wanted to say before.

So, after a long time, Simon finally choked out a sentence: "Is there something wrong with coming to see me so late?"

The little junior sister nodded seriously.

The way of nodding is too serious, as serious as the expression of the little junior sister eating people in the corner of the moonlight.

As a result, Simon felt fear, and after fear, he inevitably used his psychological defense mechanism.So he said humorously: "You don't want to come to me for psychotherapy, do you?"

The little junior sister nodded seriously again.

Now, Simon can't even use humor as a defense mechanism.

"Junior sister...well, I don't know if you are my junior sister...I mean, you are also in this line of work...no, maybe not...I mean you should know a lot of psychopaths who are stronger than me doctor……"

The little junior sister blinked her eyes: "But you are the only one who treats monsters!"

Simon let out a long sigh, trying to reject the junior sister: "This is not in accordance with the rules, you know the principle of avoidance in psychotherapy. We know each other very well, this is not appropriate."

The little junior sister said: "That's only for human beings, I'm a monster, I don't exist!"

Simon suddenly felt like he was talking to a computer monster.

Psychiatrists are so vulnerable when they encounter patients who engage in psychology.

Simon said: "No...how about you treat yourself!"

The little junior sister delivered a perfect blow: "That's what you told the computer monster back then!"

Simon opened his mouth helplessly and wanted to defend himself. The junior sister took out her tablet and tapped it with her finger. The post on the monster forum that was always topped on the front page fell into Simon's eyes again.

That post has been turned over several pages now, and the junior sister pointed to one of the pages and said: "Here, the computer blame himself broke the news. He said that he used [-]T knowledge to argue with you, and finally convinced you."

Simon had no choice but to leave.

What else can I do?It's like a doctor who tried his best to refuse to operate on his relatives on the street, but the other party showed ironclad evidence-you can do it!

I can only surrender in this dark night.

"Tell me, what do you want me to help you with?" Simon was reluctant at first.

But the little junior sister is in this business after all, she has treated other people's diseases, and also received supervision and personal analysis, so she doesn't need any guidance, and she can enter the state by herself.

"I can't ascend." The junior sister said.

Although he refused at the beginning, Simon quickly entered the state and raised his own doubts: "As far as I know, of course my knowledge in this area is very limited. If you want to ascend to the Tao, you need to clean the six senses and stay away from Love and hate. You were still eating people just now, I heard from the snake spirit that if a monster wants to eat people, it is very difficult to prove Dao Ascension."

The little junior sister smiled faintly, her eyes looked at the dark sky, as if she was recalling something from the past.It took her a while to say: "Brother Stupid, that's because the snake spirit wants to practice Taoism. I'm different from them, I want to cultivate demons. To cultivate demons, you want to eat people!"

Simon sat upright.

The little junior sister continued: "And ah, senior brother, you are so stupid. You have been secretly in love with me for many years, don't you know my secret?"

Simon quickly defended like a conditioned reflex: "No... I don't have a crush on you... No, how could I know the secret that you are a monster!"

As soon as the words came out of my mouth, I knew that what I said was stupid, but it didn't matter, it was inevitable for a psychiatrist to be stupid, as long as I noticed it in time.

But the junior sister just smiled and said, "My secret is not this! My secret is... when I was still alive, I was a man."

male!male! !

a bolt from the blue!

Simon felt like a fucking dog!It doesn't matter that the little junior sister who has had a crush on her for many years is a monster, but the gender of this monster is still male! !

Simon covered his forehead.

Fortunately, Junior Sister has already immersed herself in her own world, and doesn't pay much attention to Simon.

Simon sorted out his mood, and when he calmed down, he said, "Oh...but I just saw you have breasts..."

The little junior sister hummed in a low voice.

The little junior sister said: "This human skin is female. Brother, don't look at me like this. I didn't peel this skin, and I have used it for hundreds of years."

Simon felt that his world was already like floating clouds, no wonder the younger junior sister looked like she was only seventeen or eighteen years old, similar to when she first entered college.

After so many years, the little junior sister is still so youthful and energetic, she turned out to be a monster wearing a human skin.I don't know how many years the monster junior sister has lived.

"I...I've lived a long time!" Said the monster junior sister, "And my real name is not Zhao Lingling, I'm Zhao Wenling."

Zhao Wenling is dead.

He was still a little ignorant at the moment of death.

Even after hundreds of years, he still remembered the day before his death.

On that day, I was named on the gold list, and the spring breeze was proud of the horseshoe disease.

The other high school students are all lingering in the bustling capital, ready to have a good time in the capital, but he is the only one who misses his wife in his heart, so after attending the Qionglin Banquet, the first thing Zhao Tanhua did after going to the Imperial Academy to report, It is to ask for leave to go home, and wants to take his wife to the capital, and enjoy the coming wealth and power with him.

He was originally a student from a humble family, but at this moment he took the emperor's reward, bought a fine horse, changed into a suit of good clothes, and headed north all the way to his long-lost hometown.

He and his wife were childhood sweethearts, and they made a baby marriage, and they officially got married when they were 16 years old.

After getting married, like all the stories in dramas, Zhao Wen ordered Han Chuang to study hard, hoping to gain fame and achieve great things.

Zhao's wife, on the other hand, quietly takes care of her husband and children, is filial to her in-laws, and fully supports her husband in his studies.She even sold the only valuable gold hairpin she had as a dowry, and bought a pen, ink, paper and inkstone for her husband.

Ten years ago, Zhao Wenling left his hometown, bid farewell to his wife, young son and elderly parents, and vowed not to return to the Dragon Gate.

Now that several years have passed, counting the time, the eldest son may have reached the age of marriage, and when he returns from high school and the horse in fine clothes returns to his hometown, he will finally be able to give his family an explanation.

Xinke Tanhualang, who is less than 30 years old, has not yet returned home. The local magistrate has already heard the news and prepared a grand banquet for him.

However, Zhao Wenling was not interested in the magistrate's reception banquet, nor did he think about the beautiful singer at the banquet. He just wanted to go home and see his long-lost family members.

It's close, it's close!

A crescent moon hangs in the sky, and Tanhualang returns after stepping on the moon, and pushes open the door of his thatched cottage.

He originally thought that his parents and wife would have tears in their eyes and be overjoyed when he returned.

Unexpectedly, when he stepped into the house, he was greeted with a heavy slap in the face.

After the slap, a basin of cold water drenched Zhao Wenling's entire body.

Zhao Wenling was stunned. He thought that something happened at home. He didn't even see who hit him just now, and the door was closed.

Zhao Wenling thought that his family did not recognize him, so he stood outside in the yard and shouted, "Father, mother, love love, it's me! It's Wenling!"

Aiai is Zhao's wife's nickname.

Mother Zhao's voice came out first: "Get lost! I don't have a son like you!"

Zhao Wenling didn't know what happened, and he didn't dare to argue with his mother, so he could only beg his wife.

"Love, what's the matter? Open the door for me!"

Zhao's wife's voice was cold: "I don't know you, my husband is dead long ago! If you don't leave, I will report to the police!"

Zhao Wenling said: "I am now in the imperial examination high school, Tanhualang handpicked by the emperor! I will pick you up and go to the capital to enjoy your blessings!"

With a bang, the door was pulled open, and the dim light in the room illuminated the shadow standing in the room.

It was a woman's face, the appearance was still the same as Zhao Wenling remembered, except that the hair was messy and the body was thinner, but the expression was fierce like he had never seen before.

"I know you've won the prize, but I don't want to see you again!" Mrs. Zhao said fiercely with a rolling pin in her hand.

Zhao Wenling didn't dislike such a rude wife. He stepped forward and tried to hold his wife's hand, but was pushed away by the other party.

Mrs. Zhao's strength has actually grown a lot in these years. She knocked on the door frame with her rolling pin, her eyes showing a fierce look.Now that they were so close, Zhao Wenling saw wrinkles at the corners of his wife's eyes.

It's just that he wasn't a womanizer in the first place, even if his wife was old and fading, he didn't care. He took a step forward and wanted to say something, but he didn't expect Zhao's wife to pour another basin of water over her and put He poured a cold heart.

No matter how good-tempered he was, Zhao Wenling couldn't help feeling angry: "I finally came back from high school, and you treated me like this! Do you know that the princess of the dynasty wanted to marry me, but I refused..."

The door was closed with a bang, and Zhao's wife's resentful voice came from the thatched cottage: "Then go and marry the princess!"

Zhao Wenling was drenched all over, and the night wind was cold. He stood where he was, looking at the crescent moon in the sky, feeling angry.

Originally, I wanted to go up and say something softly, but I couldn't help the suffocation in my chest.

So he turned around, stepped on his horse, and left. He galloped to the county town in one breath, took out a tael of silver on his body, found a flower house, and fell asleep there.

When he woke up in the middle of the night, he still wanted to go home. After sighing in his heart, he hurried back at night.He thought: These years have indeed caused his wife to suffer, and he will repay her well in the future;

He thought again, he didn't know what the two children looked like. When the eldest son got married, which family's girl should he tell him?

After a while, I thought again: my parents are also getting old, so I should build a yard for them so that they can enjoy their old age in peace.

While thinking wildly, he led the horse towards the direction out of the city. He was originally a flower hunter, quick-witted and not stupid, so it was not difficult to coax his wife.

When he was thinking about how to apologize to his wife and how to comfort her, when he looked up, he saw a flustered figure in front of him.

The shadow was wearing a white cloak, and was alone outside. It looked like a woman, and seemed to be running in small steps.

Zhao Wenling wasn't very interested in women, and he didn't intend to strike up a conversation with a strange woman.

Unexpectedly, when he was leading the horse past the woman, the woman suddenly yelled and fell to the ground.

Zhao Wenling reined in his horse and looked left and right. There was no one around. The woman seemed to have sprained her ankle. Out of kindness, he asked, "Little lady, are you okay?"

The woman lowered her head and said earnestly, "My ankle is sprained, can this young man help me?"

Zhao Wenling got off his horse and helped the woman up.

Unexpectedly, the woman went limp all over, and with a groan, she fell into Zhao Wenling's arms.

The unique fragrance of the woman penetrated into the tip of Zhao Wenling's nose. The woman raised her head, her eyes were delicate and timid, her beauty was unparalleled and refined.

"My lord~!" the woman said, she was beautiful and her voice was gentle, like whispering to a lover.

Zhao Wenling said, "How about I take you to the hospital?"

The woman lowered her head, leaned against Zhao Wenling's chest, and whispered, "Okay~!"

So Zhao Wenling, holding the woman half in his arms, arrived at the entrance of the medical clinic at the end of the alley.

It is still dark today, the surroundings are dark, and the door of the medical hall is closed.

The woman said coquettishly: "Young master, why don't you ask where the slave family is from? Who is the name? What is the reason for going out in the middle of the night?"

Zhao Wenling felt that the woman in his arms could not stop rubbing against him, and the fragrance lingered in his nostrils, but his heart was calm, and he had no desire to inquire about this beautiful single woman.

The woman said on her own initiative: "The slave family is a concubine of a rich family. The eldest wife was jealous and was beaten severely. She ran out secretly. Fortunately, she met the young master and begged him to help him. The slave family is willing to serve the young master."

As the woman spoke, she rubbed her hair against Zhao Wenling's neck, and touched Zhao Wenling's chest with her hand.

Zhao Wenling understood what this woman meant. He had been away for ten years, and he had met several such proactive women.

So he sat upright, pushed the woman away, supported her, and then said very seriously: "My family has filth, and I don't plan to take concubines. Young lady, go find someone else!"

The woman froze, then made more coquettish gestures.

"A wretched wife is no match for a gentle and beautiful concubine~!"

"Wives with dross will not go to court."

"I won't be jealous and compete for favor, and I will serve my sister well."

"My wife is jealous, and I usually get angry at other women for a long time. Besides, I don't want to bring a woman home to make her uncomfortable."

When the woman heard this, she covered her mouth and smiled lightly, and glanced at the scholar beside her from the corner of her eye.

The woman whispered: "Aren't you the legendary Tanhua Lang who only misses his poor wife and hasn't been close to a woman for ten years?"

Zhao Wenling was taken aback: "You know me?"

The woman stopped laughing suddenly, and gave Zhao Wenling a cold look.

After a while, the woman suddenly laughed wildly. She grabbed the frail Tanhualang by the collar and opened her mouth wide: "I saw you kept saying that you were thinking about your wife, and you thought it was true love!"

Zhao Wenling had already realized that something was wrong with this woman, and he was a little regretful. If he hadn't been meddling in his own business, he would have been sitting at home drinking hot soup by now.

He wanted to push the woman in front of him away, but the woman was very strong, her body was like an iron tower, and her hands seemed to be welded, no matter how hard Tan Hualang tried, she couldn't push her away.

"Since you don't like beauty and don't take the bait, then let me eat you here!" The woman grabbed Zhao Wenling with one hand and pulled her face with the other.

That glamorous skin turned into a bloody monster.

Ow!

Zhao Wenling was swallowed in one gulp and died.

"I haven't come home yet, how could I just die like this?" Zhao Wenling didn't understand, he didn't even feel much sadness.

His soul followed the monster like this, trying to regain his body from the monster's stomach.

Tanhualang was able to enter the gold list high school, so his IQ is naturally not bad.

Now that he has become a ghost, he can also see many things that others cannot see.

After following this monster for three months, he found the monster's weakness. Taking advantage of the fact that there were Taoist priests in the city to collect the monster, and the soul of the monster was captured, Zhao Wenling took the body of the monster.

The moment he won his body, he thought: finally he can go back to see his parents, wife and children.

But soon, he discovered that the world of monsters is not so easy to mess with.

There are Taoist priests who eliminate demons, monks who exterminate demons, and even more of the same kind.

Zhao Wenling didn't dare to run around, so he could only hide and practice.

When they are hungry, they go out and catch people to eat, and when they are thirsty, they drink human blood.

I don't know how long it took, but Zhao Wenling finally felt that he was strong enough, no one would kill him easily, and he didn't need to be afraid of ordinary monks and priests. Afterwards, he thought: Now I am strong enough, I should be able to go back to see my parents, wife and children up.

He looked at himself in the mirror. Back then, that monster used the skin of a beautiful woman. He didn't pay much attention to eating people, and he didn't peel the skin.

So now I can only use this beauty's skin, go back and meet my wife!

At dawn, Zhao Wenling was walking home alone in his original white cloak.

It's still that alley, it's still the same crescent moon, it's still the flower building that never stops all night.

Zhao Wenling was walking on the bluestone path.

Suddenly, a voice from behind stopped her.

"Little lady, why are you traveling alone at night?"

Zhao Wenling turned his head and saw behind him a scholar in a green robe smiling at him.

That student looks good in life, has a good figure, and wears a long robe that is romantic and gentle.

Zhao Wenling couldn't make up a story for a while, so he borrowed the story of the owner of this body: "The slave's family is a concubine of a rich family. The old woman is jealous and beats her badly, so she sneaked out in the middle of the night."